Here's how God explains such a classic tactical move: flip in the air, dive! "Telescopic rack" ready, pop out! Nice action, pull up! Pull it up! Okay, you're done.

It's not about the skill of the bomber pilot, because he doesn't have that time to spend on the rebellious kids of humanity. On the contrary, he prefers to devote his time to other dexterous works. For example, a sparrow that is small in size and has all kinds of organs.

The sparrow just now used difficult technical and tactical movements to catch a small insect from a big tree next to the Three Kingdoms dormitory building. God rejoiced in this, and even the worms that were eaten were created by him.

The atmosphere in the building next to the hunt was getting tense.

"It's not a formal occasion, what are you reaching out for? Isn't it over if you call the principal? ”

Shen Yu's voice was not loud, but everyone heard it clearly.

"I'm telling you, your survival situation is grim." Shen Yu's voice gradually rose up, which made the people around him think that he might have remembered something angry.

Sure enough, I heard Shen Yu say: "Didn't anyone teach you to save food in your last life?" Eat a meal, and make the cafeteria a miasma. Did you make a name for yourself with your extraordinary performance in this area? ”

The people present were still looking at each other, but now there was no one who even shook their heads, and they all hung their heads and listened quietly to the angry roar of the man who had created them.

"I heard about last night, too. Some people will be punished for this. In addition, Satan, who spread leaflets to you yesterday morning, was also punished with two months of salary deducted. In fact, some of you have made much more serious mistakes than he has. ”

Zhuge Liang knew that Shen Yu's last words were directed at him. Privately led hundreds of people to rampage on campus, if it is analogous to ancient times, it is to send troops without the permission of the emperor, and it is like a conspiracy. It is rare among ancient kings to forgive such people.

"Lord......" Zhuge Liang wanted to explain, but Shen Yu shook his head and motioned for him not to interrupt him.

"Starting today, I will introduce a series of reform measures. You now need to face things that you did not experience in previous lives. Even if it is already in your new memory, it needs to be re-practiced, after all, it is not your thing. ”

Everyone didn't hear the punishment plan from Shen Yu's mouth, and the stone in their hearts finally fell into the water with a thud and sank to the bottom.

After yelling loudly for a long time, Shen Yu's anger almost dissipated, and then he asked Zhang Zhao in a low voice: "What happened to make you so indignant?" ”

"My lord! That Cao Mengde ......"

Before Zhang Zhao finished speaking, he saw Shen Yu covering his nose and jumping away a few steps one after another, hiding behind Zhuge Liang.

When Zhang Zhao saw this scene, his embarrassed face turned red.

"Shouldn't you have toothpaste in your daily necessities? Haven't you learned how to use it? Behind Zhuge Liang, the sound of Shen Yu humming came, obviously not taking his hand away from his nostrils.

Cao Cao keenly seized the opportunity at this time, and took advantage of this period of cold time to bow to Shen Yu behind Zhuge Liang and salute: "Enlighten the lord." We want to unite the forces of the three countries and form a community to face the challenges of a strange world with solidarity. But Zhang Zhao disagreed. ”

"That's a good idea." Shen Yu's voice returned to normal, "Your four lords don't know which survival memories are better for you, so what you have now can only solve the most basic problems of daily life." There's still a lot to learn. There will be more difficulties to face, and it is a good idea to huddle together to keep warm. After a pause, Shen Yucai asked, "Why doesn't Zhang Zhao agree?" ”…

"He's worried about annoying you, my lord." Cao Cao grabbed in front of Zhang Zhao, who was about to interject, and said, "But I think so, my lord, you are young and promising, and you must be a magnanimous person, so you won't take care of that little thing." ”

Shen Yu laughed dryly, thinking: You Cao Agui, saying this, I can't be arrogant.

"Okay, I'll promise you." Shen Yu said, "You can write a proposal now, sign it by fifteen people, and send it to my office." ”

Cao Cao was overjoyed when he heard this, and Zhang Zhao's face turned dark. But Shen Yu walked away regardless of it.

Zhuge Liang saw Shen Yu walking towards his dormitory and hurriedly chased after him.

"My lord. Do you have any other commands? ”

Shen Yu moved a chair and stuffed it under his buttocks, and then said to Zhuge Liang, who came up, "I came to you on purpose." There are three things you need to do. ”

"My lord, please command."

"First things first. In view of the high level of food waste you have, I have decided to abolish the free meal system. ”

Zhuge Liang let out an "ah" in surprise. "Then we're not going to starve to death."

"No, it's just a limit on how much you can eat. In terms of spending, you are compelled to save food. ”

Zhuge Liang nodded, and was about to ask what the specific plan was, when he heard Shen Yu say: "Six hundred yuan a month." Not only the cost of food, but also other money. ”

Zhuge Liang swallowed with a grunt. Although he didn't know what a hundred yuan could do, Shen Yu obviously kept the amount to a minimum to punish them for their waste.

"The second thing: the issue of discipline. For those who violate school rules and discipline, points will be deducted from the comprehensive club where they are located, and living expenses will be directly deducted for those who do not participate in the comprehensive club. Ten pieces. ”

Zhuge Liang was taken aback, but immediately praised this plan. Once there is a club, once it disgraces the community, it will inevitably be attacked by a group, and the direct loss of living expenses if you do not join the club is a threat to survival. I'm sure no one will be so bold.

"The third thing is that I am ready for the comprehensive club activities in May, June and July. Want to hear your opinion. ”

"I don't know what the lord's arrangement is?"

"In May, I'll arrange a few literary competitions. Calligraphy writing or something. The focus is on writing, and I'm going to see your initial understanding of this modern society. In order to make it easier for you to go out to collect style, each club member has an activity fund of 1,000 yuan. ”

Zhuge Liang was overjoyed. He knew that Shen Yu couldn't bear to let the reborn go hungry. Still, he was a little worried about financial constraints. "Lord, isn't the expense a little bigger?"

"I'm the one who is rich in nine private universes, money? Don't talk to me about that. You don't know how big our industry is. ”

Zhuge Liang apologized, and listened to Shen Yu continue: "June is a football match, the World Cup, you will synchronize it." It's also good to give a certain cat's broken book a few more readers. ”

When Zhuge Liang heard this, he said very approvingly: "This matter is indeed very important,"

"Well, in July, we have a farm event. But not in China, this will be talked about later. As for August, there was no activity, but there was military training. ”

Zhuge Liang chuckled in his heart. Military? His new memories immediately told him that it was just an ordinary military training session.

Seeing Zhuge Liang nodding and signaling that he had written it down, Shen Yu was about to pat his ass and leave. Before leaving, he threw down the next sentence: "Some activities will be held every month, and some activities may not be common." Go back and write everything you said today into your plan. ”

Zhuge Liang agreed, and was just about to send Shen Yu out, but when he saw him turn around again, his mind seemed to be not very easy to think of something else.

"Zhang Zhao is too pedantic, at least he is not a person who has the courage to eat crabs. This point is far inferior to Cao Cao. ”

Zhuge Liang was startled, and then there was a lament in his heart: Zhang Zhao's little insect was eaten by Cao Cao.