Chapter 1 Lao Tzu was knocked unconscious by a pig

"Ding..."

"Congratulations, host, you have activated the Soul Map system!"

Xu Tian, who was dozing off, was suddenly woken up by a mechanical voice.

"Who is it? Lao Tzu hasn't slept enough!

Xu Tian jumped like thunder, he couldn't sleep well, and he didn't let him live!

"Xu Tian, Xu Tian!"

Zhao Mu, who was at the next table, hurriedly poked Xu Tian, who was still scolding, a few times.

"It's time for the exam, wake up!"

"Xu Tian!"

Suddenly, there was a loud roar, waking Xu Tian up from his sweet dream.

"Ahh

Xu Tian opened his hazy eyes, and when he saw everything in front of him, he suddenly felt sleepy.

"Damn, it's over!"

"Xu Tian, haven't you slept enough?"

On the podium, a Chinese teacher who was nearly half a hundred years old and wore a pair of reading glasses was staring angrily at the culprit who messed up the examination room.

"If you haven't slept enough, go back to the dormitory now!"

The Chinese teacher forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, and tried his best to calm his tone a little, "Chinese, it doesn't matter if you take the test or not, you better go back to the dormitory to rest!"

"Teacher, you misunderstood! I was thinking hard about the composition just now, and I definitely didn't sleep!"

Xu Tian's face was bitter, and he hurriedly came up with a reason, if he was kicked out, he would not be laughed out of his big teeth by his classmates.

"Oh, is it?" the Chinese teacher was a little less angry, and then asked, "Tell me what you are thinking about? ”

"This... This..."Xu Tian was speechless for a while, and he didn't say a reason for this for a long time, and finally he was forced to have no choice, and began to be blind.

"Teacher, I've been thinking about an important question just now," Xu Tian tried his best to keep his head level, if he didn't come up with something practical in this situation, he would definitely be useless in his exams this semester.

I secretly looked at the test paper on the desk, and found that I only had time to write the essay, and then looked carefully, it turned out that the requirement of this essay was to write an 800-word essay on the topic of awakening words.

"The most straightforward meaning of the word "wake up" is that people wake up in their sleep, just now the students have been thinking, if they are awakened in their sleep, then the first thing that comes to mind is... Be... What is the reason for sobering yourself up!"

"After my test just now, the students already know the answer, and there is a deafening reminder over there, so the center of this essay, the students plan to elaborate around the deafening and deafening. ”

Xu Tian's face was as suffocated as a monkey's buttocks, and he said it hard.

"Well, the idea is quite novel, but the approach is not advisable, and if you do this, won't the whole class be disturbed by you?"

After pondering for a while, the Chinese teacher found that Xu Tian's explanation was also in the past, so he reprimanded him and asked him to answer the questions honestly and not disturb the order of the examination room.

"My grass, Xu Tian, you cow!"

Zhao Mu secretly gave a thumbs up, and then looked at Xu Tian with a gloating expression.

"Damn!" Xu Tian stretched out a middle finger and disdainfully returned.

...

After half an hour of fighting, Xu Tian finally handed in the answer sheet before the end.

However, just as he relaxed his mind, suddenly the familiar mechanical sound sounded again.

"The system is now initialized, please get ready!"

"Bang..."

After an explosion in his mind, Xu Tian instantly fainted in the classroom, and the moment he fell, he clearly remembered Zhao Mu's mysterious smile.

"The system initialization was successful, congratulations to the host for awakening!"

The annoying mechanical sound in his mind continued to ring, and Xu Tian suddenly wanted to block this annoying thing in his heart, and he fainted, and he didn't let people rest well.

"There are a total of one hundred and eight skills in the soul map system, and now choose a skill for the host as the first skill!"

"Ding..."

"The soul power is insufficient, and the machine selection fails. Now let's do the machine selection again..."

"Ding..."

"The soul power is insufficient, and the machine selection fails. Now let's do the machine selection again..."

"I... Damn, let me get a good night's sleep!"

Xu Tian, who was in a coma, finally couldn't bear it anymore, and his consciousness began to curse.

"Abusive system behavior has been detected on the host, and now the machine is re-selected..."

"Ding..."

"The soul power is insufficient, and the machine selection fails. Now let's do the machine selection again..."

“...”

"Forget it, Lao Tzu admits it, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that you keep ringing..."

"Ding..."

"Congratulations to the host, the soul map skill has been successfully activated!"

"Soul Diagram First Skill: Beauty!"

"Whether the host needs to be re-selected. ”

"Damn, what is beauty?" Xu Tian was stunned for a while.

"Re-selected!"

"Ding..."

"Congratulations to the host, the soul map skill has been successfully activated!"

"Soul Diagram First Skill: Alchemy!"

"Alchemy? Can you explain the alchemy?"

"Whether the host needs to be re-selected. ”

"I..."

"Congratulations to the host, the first skill has been determined, remind the host that the first skill cannot be changed after it is confirmed!"

"Ding..."

"An overview of the host's current alchemy skills. ”

Then, a huge panel suddenly appeared in Xu Tian's mind, and there were a few lines on the panel that were particularly attractive, and if you looked closely, she almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

[Alchemy] skill overview

Soul Power: None

Danji: None

Danfang: None

Perception: None

Job Title: None

Total assets: 0

"My grass, your uncle!"

Finally, the noisy mechanical sound disappeared, and Xu Tian passed out in a deep coma with the urge to spurt blood.

"Young Master... Young Master..."

"Young Master... Wake up..."

With a rapid shout, Xu Tian woke up from his slumber again.

However, this time he learned well and didn't scold at the first time.

"Huh, who are you?"

After opening her eyes, she was greeted by an extremely good-looking girl, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a high nose bridge, and sexy red lips.

"Young master, are you awake? Thank God, you're scared me to death!" the beautiful woman looked happy, and her left hand kept stroking her high breasts.

"Huh... That one... Classmate" Xu Tian looked at his mouth dry for a while, "Are you sure you're okay?"

"Young master, don't you know Ya'er, I'm Xiaoya?"

"Oh, oh, duckling!"

"Little duckling, what's wrong with you, where am I?" Xu Tian looked confused, but in his mind, it was important to figure out the situation in front of him first, as for this little beauty, he must have regarded him as someone else.

"Young master, you forgot, this is your room!" the little beauty began to explain anxiously, "You were just hit by Miss Qin Lu's mount on the street, and then you passed out, fortunately, the guards at home arrived in time to send you back, don't you remember?"

"Miss Qin Lu?"

Xu Tian was stunned for a moment, "Oh my God, what did I hear?"

"That's right, Miss Qin Lu's mount is an eight-hoofed flame pig!"

"Damn! Lao Tzu was knocked unconscious by a pig?"