Chapter 364: Tell a Joke
As he spoke, Zhou Xing felt tired and wanted to change his posture and continue to talk to Tang Jing. But because he used too much force when he turned over, the chair in the middle leaned outward, and because it was in the dark, Zhou Xing did not ask the all-round chip to turn on the martial arts system. So I didn't know at all that when I felt that the chair was tilting, it was too late, and when Zhou Xing used his hand to stabilize the chair, but because he was too panicked, instead of stabilizing the chair in the middle, he let the other chair fall down.
Fortunately, Zhou Xing was clever and hurriedly got up and held on to a chair so that people would not fall to the ground. However, the sound of the other two chairs falling to the ground was so loud, in the dark and quiet night, it was like Huang Zhong Dalu, resounding in the ears of Zhou Xing and Tang Jing.
Zhou Xing was afraid that the sound of the chair falling to the ground would wake up his grandparents, and he would be in trouble at that time. Maybe it's because the grandparents are asleep and their ears aren't very good, so they don't hear the movement in the room.
Tang Jing and Zhou Xing also had the same worries, seeing that Zhou Xing's grandparents were not woken up, they let out a long breath, and then gently patted their chests with their hands.
"Zhou Xing, are you okay?" Tang Jing asked with a concerned face, but in the darkness of this matter, Zhou Xing couldn't see the expression on Tang Jing's face clearly, but he could still hear a trace of concern from the tone of her words.
Zhou Xing hurriedly picked up the chair that fell to the ground and said, "I'm fine, I was just careless when I turned over just now, and I won't be next time." ”
Tang Jing hesitated for a moment, and suddenly said, "Zhou Xing, why don't you go to bed too." ”
"Huh!?" Zhou Xing never dreamed that Tang Jing would take the initiative to let him go to bed, what happened to this little witch? At first, she guarded herself like a pervert, but now she took the initiative to put herself to bed, does this little witch want to taste the love of men and women......
As soon as Zhou Xing thought of this, he couldn't help but think of Tang Jing's beautiful figure, her breasts could be described as turbulent, not to mention her hips, and her snow-white skin was like natural jade......
Zhou Xing didn't want to be okay, but when he thought about the evil fire in his heart, he rushed up, and his lower body was shamefully tough.
As soon as Tang Jing said this, his face turned red like a ripe apple in an instant, but in the dark, Zhou Xing couldn't see Tang Jing's shy expression clearly.
Tang Jing was afraid that Zhou Xing would misunderstand what he meant, so he hurriedly added: "Zhou Xing, don't think about it, the reason why I asked you to go to bed is because I am afraid that you will knock down the chair again when you turn over next time, and wake up your grandparents when the time comes, I think what should you do?" ”
Zhou Xing hurriedly nodded and said, "I know, I know, I didn't think about it, I know you think like this." ”
The reason why Tang Jing asked Zhou Xing to go to bed was actually another very important reason, that is, Tang Jing's heart was worried that if Zhou Xing fell off the chair after falling asleep in the middle of the night, what would he do if he fell and saw it?
Zhou Xing climbed onto the bed with a smile on his face, but as soon as his hand was on the side of the bed, Tang Jing took Zhou Xing's hand away, and Zhou Xing was about to ask why, so Tang Jing spoke: "You put the chair back first." ”
Zhou Xingyi patted his head, how could he forget this, in case he didn't get up early tomorrow morning, and his grandparents saw a few chairs in his room, wouldn't the previous scene be performed in vain?
Zhou Xing followed Tang Jing's instructions and quietly put the chair back in its place like a thief. After closing the door, Zhou Xing breathed a sigh of relief. Zhou Xing realized this time that it is not easy to be a thief, not only must you have good courage, but also have good skills, and you must also have rich experience.
Zhou Xing lifted the quilt and prepared to sleep on the other side. Tang Jing immediately said, "Zhou Xing, I don't want to smell your stinky feet. ”
Zhou Xing smiled and said, "Then I'm welcome." After speaking, Zhou Xing lifted the quilt and got in.
Tang Jing immediately moved his body inside, until he moved to the very edge and there was nowhere to move, so he stopped.
Zhou Xing didn't play hooligan, he fell asleep on this side of the bed, and he didn't take off his clothes. However, Zhou Xing smelled the fragrance on Tang Jing's body, and his mind couldn't help but start to think crankily.
Tang Jing slept with a man for the first time, and her heart was like a deer crashing, jumping non-stop, and a few blush flowers floated on her pretty face. In his head, like Zhou Xing, he couldn't help but start thinking about it, thinking that if Zhou Xing really messed up at that time, would he resist or obey......
For a while, neither of the two spoke, but in the end, Tang Jing broke the silence and asked softly, "Zhou Xing, are you asleep?" ”
Zhou Xing replied, "No." ”
"Then tell me about your childhood." Tang Jing demanded.
"Why don't I tell you a joke!" A joke called "Beasts are not as good as beasts" instantly popped out of Zhou Xing's head.
Tang Jing heard that Zhou Xing was going to make a joke to herself, and hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I love to listen to jokes, tell it quickly." ”
In fact, Zhou Xing didn't remember this joke very clearly, so he could only rely on his own memory and blind kung fu to complete it.
Zhou Xing said: "Once upon a time, there was a Xiucai who went to Beijing to take the exam, because he missed the inn where he stayed, and he didn't know what to do in Xiucai, Xiucai saw a small thatched hut not far in front. Xiucai walked over and knocked on the door, and it was a woman in her twenties who opened the door, and Xiucai told the woman about her situation, and the woman invited Xiucai into the house. It was only through the conversation show that the woman was a widow and that there was only one bed in the house. When she finally went to bed, the woman drew a 38 line between the two of them, and said to Xiucai that if Xiucai crossed this line, it would be a beast.
This Xiucai is a well-educated comrade, and when he hears the woman say this, of course he will not be a beast. When she got up the next morning, the woman saw that Xiucai had not crossed the 38th line, so she raised her hand and gave Xiucai a slap. It's inexplicable now, I didn't apologize for it, why did you beat me? After the woman slapped Xiucai, she scolded hatefully: "You are really inferior to a beast! ’。 ”
Tang Jing estimated that Zhou Xing would make this joke at the beginning of hearing this story, but Tang Jing still kept listening to Zhou Xing's innovative thoughts, but he didn't expect that his conjecture was really correct. was so angry that Tang Jing scolded Zhou Xing for being a pervert and a hooligan.
Zhou Xing didn't care, and asked Tang Jing, "Tang Da Beauty, can I ask you a question?" ”
Tang Jing didn't know what Zhou Xing came up with, but he still nodded and agreed: "You ask." ”
"The books say that you girls are duplicitous, is it true?" Zhou Xing asked.
"You men are the big perverts, right? Especially you, Zhou Xing, are the big pervert among the big perverts. Tang Jing said angrily.
"Haha...... Unexpectedly, Tang Da Beauty said that I am a big pervert, then I will show you. Zhou Xing leaned towards Tang Jing's side as he spoke.
"Don't come here, if you dare to come, I'm welcome." Tang Jing threatened.
Zhou Xing smiled, just like the expression of the big bad guy when he succeeded, and said with a smile: "How do you want to be polite to me, I want to see it." ”
Tang Jing was really polite, as soon as Zhou Xing's words were finished, he kicked Zhou Xing with his foot. Since both sides were in the quilt, and it was night, Tang Jing's kick was also a casual kick. But it was this casual kick that almost kicked Zhou Xing's bird's nest. Fortunately, Zhou Xing felt wrong and blocked it with his hand, otherwise the consequences would be really unimaginable.
Afterwards, Zhou Xing really broke out in a cold sweat, if this bird's nest was injured, it would be troublesome.
"Holy! Tang Da Beauty, you don't have to be so ruthless, you actually kicked me, in case you get injured and collapse, don't you have to stay a widow for the rest of your life? Zhou Xing didn't forget to play tricks at this time.
Hearing Zhou Xing's words, Tang Jing was so angry that he kicked Zhou Xing with his foot again. This time, Tang Jing's kick was firmly grasped by Zhou Xing.
Tang Jing's feet were wearing stockings, and he didn't take them off when he slept, Zhou Xing's hands grabbed Tang Jing's soles, and the silky feeling of stockings directly made Zhou Xing's blood boil, and Zhou Xing didn't know why, he had no resistance to the stockings at all.
Finished! The little brother began to protest again.