You Fang felt embarrassed and unspeakable, this night passed, but the next day there was more embarrassing things, I had some messy and exciting dreams at night, and when I woke up, I found that I had lost sperm, and the traces were unprecedentedly exaggerated! This does not mean that You Fang has evil thoughts, this is a very normal physical and psychological phenomenon for his age, and You Fang himself knows it very well.

I was very clear, but I was even more depressed, I couldn't find a place to talk and I couldn't find anyone angry, so I could only sit there and sulk, angry with my grandmother, angry with my father, and more angry with myself, and felt very uncomfortable staying at home, so I made a decision - he was going to run away from home.

The activity of people's thoughts is so delicate, because of a "small matter" that he is not at fault and has not been held accountable, You Fang decided to leave home and go out for a wandering. He didn't pack his baggage and leave secretly, but told his father very clearly that he wanted to go to the rivers and lakes.

When You Zuming heard about You Fang's decision, he stared at his son's face for a long time, and finally smiled: "Chengcheng, are you here for real?" ”

You Fang nodded very dryly: "It's true, I've already decided." ”

Contrary to ordinary people's expectations, You Zuming did not stop You Fang, but invited his son to a restaurant in the town to drink a meal of Zhuangxing wine, and asked during the banquet: "Are you going to leave in the next few days, and you don't even take the college entrance examination?" I think it's better to go to university, it's a rare experience in life, and if you miss it, you will regret it. ”

You Fang asked rhetorically: "Yes, you haven't gone to college either." "You Zuming only has a junior high school education, and then he didn't study in school.

You Zuming shook his head: "That's two different things, I've been learning a lot of things over the years, and I've put in a lot of effort, don't underestimate your father's efforts." ”

This is not wrong at all, You Zuming followed Mo Sigu in his early years to learn all kinds of ways of Jianghu book techniques, and he is also good at guqin rhythm, Chinese and Western painting, calligraphy copying, and has also studied all kinds of ancient and modern calligraphy rubbings, and can understand ancient characters such as oracle bone inscription and Sanskrit.

You Fang shrugged: "Isn't this it, if you don't care about that diploma, you just want to learn the real skills, it doesn't matter where you are, you are an example." …… If you want any certificate, you can go to Aunt Seven, and you have any certificate. ”

You Zuming kept shaking his head: "Son, you are wrong again!" Only floating on the rivers and lakes, piecemeal and accumulation, you can also master your own real kung fu. But the university is the best foundation, all kinds of knowledge from the past and present have been sorted out and the essence and clues are waiting for you to choose, there is no such environment in other places, it depends on how you make use of it. …… When you understand what you said today, you will also understand what I said today, and then find a way to make up for it, no matter what, you are still young, and you are luckier than my generation. ”

My father drank a little too much and talked a lot about this meal, and then he squinted at the wine glass and asked, "You have an opinion about me, I married Aunt Lan, and you have always had a pimple in your heart, right?" ”

You Fang bowed his head and drank and did not answer, which was a tacit acquiescence. You Zuming had a wine glass: "Unfilial boy, don't be so selfish!" If you were to replace me, wouldn't you want to marry a young and beautiful man? I have a place where I can't live with your mother, she has suffered a lot with me but hasn't enjoyed too many blessings, but this has nothing to do with marrying your Aunt Lan! ”

You Fang was speechless, it depends on what angle he said, if he changed to an irrelevant strange widower and was willing to marry a young and beautiful woman, what was wrong? Can we still ask everyone in the world to be like Ikeki Duo?

At the end of this meal, You Zuming handed over a bank card and said: "There is not much money in this, only 20,000 yuan, other people's babies go to college, and they have to prepare so much for the first semester even to buy things with tuition and living expenses, and I will give you these." …… If you can't figure anything out there, go home by yourself. ”

Although You Fang didn't want it very much, he had to bring a sum of money with him to be safe, so he accepted it.

The next day, he went to Mojiayuan to bid farewell to the elders and told him his plans. This kind of thing is very common among the atomic disciples of the Mo family, most of the descendants of the eight gates of the rivers and lakes have to go through the rivers and lakes to experience it when they become adults, and at the age of eighteen, they can already stand on their own merits, and the elders of the Mo family are not too surprised.

The fifth uncle gave him a compass, an old plate used by Lei Dada, a master of architecture and feng shui in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties. came out of the fifth uncle's house and met Liu Yin, the son of the seventh aunt's family, in the courtyard, who was called by Mo Yan, the son of the fifth uncle. Mo Yan wanted to fabricate a certificate of "International Senior Assessor of Human Settlements" issued by UNESCO, so that Liu Yin could use his imagination to make it.

After hearing about You Fang's plan, Liu Yin asked: "Now that you are mixing in big cities, you have to get a few certificates to eat, what do you need?" Graduation Certificate, Degree Certificate, CET-6 English Certificate, CET-8 Fitter Certificate, Microsoft Engineer Certificate...... I can get you all of them. ”

You Fang smiled and shook his head: "I don't need these for the time being, just help me get a few clean ID cards, one of which is called You Fang, You Fang who travels all over the world." ”

Liu Yin nodded and said: "You have to prepare a few photos of this thing, and it's easy to get out if you go out to fish for a loophole, it's easy to find someone who is about the same age as the photo, but it's not easy to specify a name and a clean second-generation certificate." …… But it doesn't matter, I'll find a way to figure it out if you open your mouth, but why did you specify the name You Fang, which is very similar to the original name? ”

You Fang replied: "Confucius said: Parents are here, don't travel far, you must have a way to travel." Xun Ziyun: A gentleman must choose a hometown when he lives, and he must go to a scholar's place. ――My father taught me when I was a child. ”

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In this way, the eighteen-year-old You Fang ran away from home with a few ID cards and a bank card to explore the rivers and lakes, and the destination was Yanjing. The world is a big river and lake, and the capital is a place where dragons and snakes are mixed, the rivers and lakes in the rivers and lakes, the first station he settled in was near Zhongguancun, and he first lived in a house rented by fellow people in the rivers and lakes.

Staying with him was a young man in his early twenties named Chen Jun. This person likes to call himself a charlatan, his cheeks are slightly thin, but he wears a pair of wide-rimmed black-framed glasses, and when he wears a black trench coat, he looks like a copycat version of Zorro.

Since ancient times, there are many schools of Jianghu art, the so-called eight gates of the Mo family is a summary of the world, and there are twelve phases of rivers and lakes in the south, the so-called twelve phases refer to the twelve kinds of rivers and lakes business of "Beijing, skin, flower, eye, firewood, horse, departure, descent, wind, fire, follow, and rumor" and the doorway of pit abduction, referred to as Jiang Xiangpai, this Chen Jun is from Jiang Xiangpai.

Chen Jun once followed the elders sent by Jiang Xiang to Mojiayuan to find You Zuming to "order", and got acquainted with You Fang, who told You Fang that instead of staying in the countryside in the White Horse Station, it was better to come to the capital to see the world, and to Yanjing must find him, You Fang really found it.

It is said that Zhongguancun is known as China's Silicon Valley, and most of the people who work there play with computer technology, and Chen Jun's business is very technical, mainly through the Internet operation, selling various QQ numbers, license plate numbers, game accounts and equipment, and also sending various types of lottery winning information and training notices to mobile phones and e-mails all over the country, adding fun to the peaceful life of the masses of the people, and so on.

You Fang's trading technology is not so high, and his first business in his life was in the Zhongguancun area. The so-called standing street is not selling his body, he is selling discs.

Usually at dusk, You Fang is dressed neatly and neatly, holding a cardboard box of instant noodles in his hand, and walks unhurriedly on the side of the streets in Zhongguancun, just like a single white-collar worker working in a nearby office room, buying a box of instant noodles to go home after work. His eyes seem very simple, but the lines are very rich-

"Sir, do you want to watch the disc? The latest action romance movie, high-definition**, first-class sound and picture quality, everything from Asia, Europe and the United States ......"

The same business is done by different people, and the effect is very different, and You Fang, as the heir of the eight gates of the rivers and lakes, only took half a day to find the trick. Colleagues who are interested in selling life films in Zhongguancun may wish to refer to his style.

When you go over to do business, the best state is like greeting an acquaintance, don't cower and sneak around like a thief. The voice should be polite, gentle and pleasant, not too big or small, so that the other party can hear it clearly, but not so far as to reach two meters away.

In this state, the other party will be more willing to communicate with you, as long as you are willing to talk, there is hope for business success. To see the target, it is not a secret that the customer base is dominated by a single male surname, and more importantly, it is better to see the person's complexion through physiognomy, and it is best to have a little floating light in the heavenly court or the corners of the eyes (commonly known as peach blossoms), which shows that the person was in a good mood and a little energetic at that time.

It is very important to observe people's eyesight, otherwise if you run into a plainclothes policeman patrolling the streets, you will have to go up to collect business, and you will be caught in the net. The flow of people in this area is very large, the floating population is very large, you can see a lot of faces every day, and there are naturally a lot of discs, but the business of the tour party is the best, and one can top ten in terms of turnover. It's commendable that if you walk across the street, you can't even tell he's selling discs across the street.

Once You Fang sold ten DVDs to a guy who had just come out of the office in a suit, and after the money and goods were paid, a colleague of the guy happened to come over from behind and greeted: "Manager Zhang, have you met an acquaintance?" The guy calmly straightened his hands and nodded: "A colleague from the previous unit." The latecomer also smiled politely at Youfang.

You Fang sells discs, three VCDs for ten yuan, two DVDs for ten yuan, the price is fair, Tong Suo is not bullied, and the quality is the same as what he said, absolutely clear**, both love and action, basically classic blockbusters. When doing business, you must be honest and honest, and what you say is what you say. Don't get me wrong, for example, his biggest set of discs is "Titanic".

Some people feel that they have been fooled as soon as they buy it back and put it back, but You Fang is not deceiving!

Won't those who feel fooled find trouble with Youfang? How can his business continue? As mentioned earlier, the area around Zhongguancun is very large, and the floating population is very large, and the tour party wanders around and strolls along the street, and the business has been prosperous for most of the year.

This is also thanks to those old customers, after finding out that You Fang said all the "truth", most people will not promote for him or tell his relatives, friends and colleagues around him, let alone deliberately go to him to settle accounts, anyway, those discs can be used as collectible films at home. Moreover, You Fang's surname and eyesight are very good, and when he finds a familiar face coming in the crowd, he usually politely avoids it in advance.

But how can you walk by the river without getting your feet wet, no matter how clever the swimmer is, he still let the "deceived" catch it. One day he came out of a fast-food restaurant with a full burp, and as soon as he went out, he was grabbed by his sleeve, and heard a man humming in a low voice: "You little liar, pay me back!" ”

When I looked up, the old customer was none other than the manager Zhang mentioned above. You Fang still remembered him, and instead of panicking, he greeted with a smile: "Manager Zhang, what's the matter?" ”

The anger on Manager Zhang's face was even stronger: "It turns out that you still remember me, the last time I sold my discs were all fake, and I lost money!" ”

You Fang's smile did not decrease: "Where is the fake?" Clearly**Love qing action movies, isn't it? Don't tell me you're mistaken. ”

Manager Zhang still didn't let go, and threatened: "If you don't come with me for this set, you will either pay back the money or send you to the police station!" ”

You Fang suddenly laughed when he heard this, clasped Manager Zhang's wrist with his backhand, and said with a big grin: "Let's go, go to the police station now, and let the police comrades give a comment!" Yan Bi pulled him forward and walked away.

You Fang has practiced eagle claw skills, and half of his body is weak when he clasps his wrists, and the person is involuntarily dragged by him under his feet, and while walking, he also heard You Fang greet the pedestrians on the side of the road: "I'm sorry, let me go, we have to go to the police station." "Look at that frame, it looks like a thief has been caught and is about to be turned over to the public security organs. Passers-by next to him discussed: "Look at the person dressed up by this guy who looks like a dog, I didn't expect it to be a pickpocket!" ”

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