When Wu Fan woke up, he found himself in a rural bungalow, lying on a wooden bed, as if he had just slept all night. He was the only one in the room, and he smelled of stinky socks. He raised his hand and touched his hair and face, his hair was fluffy, and the beard on his face was gone.

He hurriedly touched his chest again and found that the phone was still there. Wu Fan secretly wondered, didn't he say that he was a man with a wife? Why is there only one here? And look at the bed is also a single bed. He glanced at the house, which was messy, with torn clothes thrown haphazardly on chairs, and unwashed dishes and chopsticks on a small round table in the middle of the room. You can see how lazy this family is.

Wu Fan knew that this was definitely not his hometown, it was more like a rural bungalow rented temporarily. He got up and pulled back the gray cloth curtains like rags. The rising sun outside told him it was morning.

Wu Fan sniffed his sweatshirt, damn, I'm afraid I haven't taken a bath for two weeks, and there is a bad smell on my body. It seems that he has enough money to mix now. It's hard to imagine what your wife will be like!

On the yellowed wall of the room, there was a mirror, and Wu Fan walked over in broken slippers to take a photo. The appearance is still the same as before, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a high nose and a wide mouth. The body is also the same as in the Celestial Dragon. It's just that the sparse stubble looks a little down. He urgently needed to figure out what the situation was. I am in that city, whether it is my hometown in the countryside or in Shicheng.

He pushed open the door, and there was a small courtyard outside. As in the countryside, the faucets and toilets are all in the courtyard, and there is another room next to the room where he lives, but the door is closed and locked outside. Wu Fan walked to the faucet, unscrewed it and washed a few handfuls randomly, the season when Wu Fan saw it should be early autumn. He walked to the gate of the courtyard and pulled it open.

In front of the gate was a dirt road, and Wu Fan looked along and confirmed that this was a rural village. However, judging from the other houses and the cars parked on the side of the road, this should be a village next to the city, but this village has not yet been demolished and rebuilt.

Wu Fan closed the door and returned to the courtyard, he stretched his limbs, and saw two bluestone piers in the corner of the courtyard, which were covered with some dust and fallen leaves. He suddenly smiled slightly, then freed his hands and grabbed the two stone piers in the air. "Whew", a golden gas flew out. As if under control, the two stone piers left the corner at once and flew straight into Wu Fan's arms, Wu Fan put his arms together and held the stone piers in his arms. These two stone piers add up to at least a few hundred catties, and they were easily lifted by Wu Fan in this way.

It seems that his martial arts have not been affected in the slightest by the change of time and space. He excitedly threw the stone pier into the air, and then struck out with two palms. "Boom" two loud sounds, and the stone pier was instantly shattered by the eighteen palms of the descending dragon!

"Wow!" Wu Fan shook off the falling dust and took his breath. Smiling, he looked at the broken stones all over the yard. At this time, the courtyard gate suddenly sounded.

Wu Fan hurriedly kicked the stone around, and then walked to the courtyard door and opened it. Standing outside the door was a rural woman in her fifties, simple and honest, wearing a blue cloth blouse and gray trousers, as soon as she saw Wu Fan, she opened her mouth and said, "I said what is the matter with you?" Did you just fire a cannon fight? I'm telling you, don't hide explosives or anything like that here, and if you dare, I'll report it to the police station immediately. ”

Of course Wu Fan didn't know her, it must be his neighbor, he just wanted to hug his fist, and then he felt that something was wrong, so he scratched his head and said: "Auntie, where do I dare to get those things, just now uh, I just smashed the stone pier." Nothing. ”

"What?" The aunt's eyes widened suddenly, she hurriedly walked into the yard and saw the scattered stones, pointed at Wu Fan and said, "How did you get this loser's thing?" This stone pier is something that my family has left for decades, and no one who rents a house here has never touched it, what is the matter with you? Is the stone mound holding you back? Look, you're making you, you have to tell me what's going on? ”

Listening to this aunt's tone, Wu Fan understood that he was renting a house here. Presumably because he was down-and-out, he couldn't afford to rent in the city, so he ran to the suburban village to rent.

However, how to explain it to my aunt at this moment? I can't say that I shattered it with the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending, purely to try kung fu. Alas, I seem to be accustomed to ancient life and forget that there are many rules in modern society. He shook his head bitterly and said, "Auntie, I'm sorry" He spoke, looked at the rest of the courtyard, and found a huge iron hammer next to the latrine, so he continued with a hard head: "I just used an iron hammer to chisel the stone pier, I am also idle and itchy, so I practice strength, I didn't expect to be really sorry for this, I will compensate you, I will compensate you." ”

"Compensation?" The aunt's eyes widened again, as if she was going to eat Wu Fan, and she said loudly, "What do you pay?" You even owe me two months' rent, and I'm here today to ask for your rent. Now it's okay, even the rent and stone pier will be given together. ”

Wu Fan complained for a while in his heart, it seems that this identity is too miserable. Such a dilapidated house can't afford to pay rent. He asked, "How much does that cost?" ”

The aunt glanced at him and said: "I don't remember the surname, the rent is 600 yuan for two months, and the stone pier sees you like this, I don't want you much, one is 600, two are 1200, and the total is 1800 yuan." ”

"Oh!" Wu Fan nodded, touched into his pocket, and found that he was only wearing a pair of broken autumn pants. He said embarrassedly, "Wait a minute. With that, he ran back to his room and began to look for his wallet.

Next to the pillow, Wu Fan found a wallet, and a copycat mobile phone, after Wu Fan opened the wallet, his heart was cold, there was only 200 yuan in total, and it was all change, even a gross ticket. What a fucking miserable devil, how did you give me an identity that is poorer than when I was a decorator.

He searched around again, but he didn't find any money. He came to the courtyard with his wallet in disappointment, took out all the money in his wallet, and said to his aunt: "Auntie, you see that my money is really tight now, you are slow, I will definitely be able to give it to you." ”

"Hmph, I said Wu Fan" The aunt looked angry, she shook her head and said: "This room was rented to you at the beginning, my wife didn't agree, saying that you don't do your job and like to gamble, I saw you pitiful at the time, I decided to rent it myself, now it's good, how can you let me tell my wife?" To put it bluntly, I don't see how you can afford to pay back this money, you tell me all day long that you have a rich wife, and you must be able to pay the rent. But I didn't see your wife, but some indiscriminate bastards ran here all day long. I can't listen to you anymore this time, and if you don't give me the money today, I'll go to the police. ”

Auntie's words allowed Wu Fan to get some information, that is, he really has a wife, and he is a rich man, but he is afraid that he has not been in contact with his wife for a long time, and his wife definitely does not want to be with him. Wu Fan hated his identity very much, and said in his heart, what kind of rotten person is this. But there is no way at this moment, so I can only deal with this aunt first.

He pleaded: "Auntie, I beg you, I will definitely pay back this time." So, you give me three days, uh not two days. In two days, I will definitely give you the money. ”

The aunt looked at Wu Fan, then shook her head slowly, she said, "You have said this more than a hundred times, I can't believe you anymore." ”

Wu Fan sighed and said: "I really don't have any money now, okay, one day, one day, it's always okay, you just let the police arrest me now, I still don't have money." Auntie, please, can you do it in a day? ”

Seeing that Wu Fan's words were sincere, the aunt thought to herself that what he said made sense, what is the use of looking for the police now? He still has no money. The aunt thought for a while and said: "Okay, I'll give you another day, this time tomorrow, I'll come here to get the money, if you dare to run, I'll call the police immediately, anyway, your ID card has been staked with me, and I will give it to you if you pay back the money." ”

Wu Fan nodded and said, "Okay, no problem, I will definitely give you money." ”

When the aunt said this, she turned and walked out of the yard, and when she reached the door, she turned back and said, "Young man, you are still young, don't go on like this." And my surname is Liu, you used to call me Aunt Liu, why did you even forget my surname. With that, she departed.

Looking at Aunt Liu's departing figure, Wu Fan let out a long breath and thought, yes, Aunt Liu, I really can't go on like this. I'm here to help change that identity.

Just as he was thinking about it, the copycat mobile phone in his hand suddenly rang. Wu Fan, who hadn't heard the ringing of his mobile phone for more than two years, was shocked, this mobile phone was not given by the devil, but by this identity.

Wu Fan looked at the incoming call on his mobile phone and pressed the connect button.

"Hey," a beautiful woman's voice came from the phone.

"Hey." Wu Fan responded with the phone. Naturally, he couldn't say more, after all, he hadn't figured out many situations yet.

"Where have you been?" Although the other party's voice was beautiful, his tone was cold.

"Well, I'm still home." Wu Fan replied hesitantly.

The other party was silent for a while, and then said: "It seems that you are still unpunctual, forget it, come over now, I have already arrived at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau." ”

Wu Fan rubbed his forehead and asked tentatively: "There's something wrong with my mobile phone, some signals are not good, I can't hear who you are?" ”

The other party was speechless for a while, and then said: "I'm Tang Mengru, you hurry up and come to the Civil Affairs Bureau, we will go through the formalities." ”

Civil affairs bureau? Formalities? Wu Fan thought about it, this woman wants to marry herself? Can't you? Don't you have a wife? He immediately spoke: "I'm sorry, I didn't understand, I'm a person with a wife, I'm afraid I can't go through the marriage formalities with you, right?" ”

As soon as his words came out, the phone made a stabbing sound, and he quickly moved it from his ear, frowning, and listening to the sound as if the other party had smashed the phone hard. Obviously, this made the other party very angry.

"You're a big-headed ghost." The other party's voice came angrily, "Don't play tricks anymore, Wu Fan, I've had enough, what I regret most in my life is marrying you, how did you become like this now?" There is no need for me and your son to communicate, you hurry up, we said okay, and the divorce procedures will be completed today. (To be continued.) )