Chapter 1 Uncle?
The vastness of the universe often gives people a mysterious color, and there is no end in sight. An azure planet in the middle of the Milky Way galaxy is as insignificant as dust. Legend has it that this blue planet is the birthplace of various species. In trillions of years, the blue planet has experienced countless natural disasters[***] and has been wiped out. Among them, the best of them, with their own abilities or technology, one by one tearfully escaped from their favorite home planet, and wandered in the stars, thus creating one legend after another. Time flies, and the legend begins to fall one after another, and their children and grandchildren slowly forget their home planet......
Home Star, July 3, 2010, Room A, 1st Floor, Building B, Nanyuan Community, Wancheng, Pingyuan Province, Wancheng, Pingyuan Province.
At more than 2 o'clock in the morning, the bright moonlight shines directly into the room, and it can be seen through the afterglow, and the decoration of the whole room is very simple, at a glance! The young man was lying on his back on the bed, with a silver smile on his face, and the corners of his mouth were still bursting out from time to time!
"What are you doing, baby!"
"Come here!"
"What are you shy about at this time!"
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Suddenly, a little blue light flashed on the young man's face, and as time passed, the light source slowly expanded, gradually extending to the surrounding body, and in a moment, his whole body was wrapped in blue light.
At this moment, a crisp mechanical sound suddenly sounded.
"Ding!" The system reboot is completed, the task "return to the home planet" is completed, the search for the home planet information is completed in 8 hours, and the system will be officially opened after completion, and the data collection will be opened...
At this time, the blue light was like dropping a stone on the calm, serene, and windless level, and it could not keep it calm, leaving the young man's body, and the blue ripples became fainter and faer, rippling away into the distance......
In the hot summer, it is still refreshing at 8 o'clock in the morning, and the gentle breeze passes through the wide open window, making the sleepy young people full of comfort!
Suddenly, the mobile phone rang, "Don't mention the past, how many ups and downs ...... life"
The young man on the bed opened his misty eyes, hit Hatche, and shouted irritably, "Who, early in the morning..."
In fact, young people already know in their hearts who is calling, because this situation has not happened once or twice. For more than a week when he came home, every day around this time, the phone would wake him up from his sweet sleep on time. For him, who loves to sleep lazily, he is not afraid to be tortured, but he can't afford to offend that person, so he doesn't dare to turn off the phone, and when there is only one person, he dares to vent his dissatisfaction!
The young man sat up and picked up the mobile phone next to the bed, glanced at it, and said secretly in his heart, "Sure enough, I knew it was you!" The word 'Mom' was displayed on the mobile phone screen, which made him have a headache, and he unwillingly pressed the answer button, and then held the mobile phone away from his ear!
"You don't want to see what time it is, can you be on time, don't keep asking the girl to wait for you, you're embarrassed!" In the mobile phone, which was more than half a meter away from the young man, his mother's roar came out, making him hear it clearly!
The young man took back the phone and put it to his ear, and said with a depressed face, "Please, Mom, it's not easy for me to go home and rest for a few days." Can you give me a day off? If you do this, my personal freedom is gone, and the state still has statutory leave! By the way, what kind of type is it this time, I'll give ......" Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by his impatient mother!
"Leaf, Sensei nonsense! Come over to me at the speed, see you in the old place, it's already 8 o'clock, otherwise you know the consequences! ”
"Ok, ok, it's coming soon, Mom, don't be angry, it's easy to get wrinkled, I'll hang up first!" The young man laughed and hung up the phone!
Seeing this, everyone should understand, and most of them have experienced it, young people are going on a blind date, this great action. Under the pressure of his mother, he knew that he couldn't escape, so it was better to accept it honestly, just like a famous saying he had heard, life is like a strong x, instead of crying and struggling, it is better to lie down and enjoy it, which is good for everyone.
The young man got up and got out of bed with a pair of pants, went into the bathroom, and at a speed comparable to that of the special forces getting up early to wash, he got his own hygiene done in 3 minutes, turned back to the bedroom refreshed, opened the window, stretched out, and looked into the distance.
"God, earth, my mother is a tyrant, I feel more tired than I go to work in the past few days..."
The young man had a bitter face, and his mouth began to muttered routinely again, just like his mother's phone call every day during this time, and I don't know why he was not annoyed, maybe he wanted the sky and the earth to hear his prayers, so that his mother would let him go as a false believer and put on his clothes unhurriedly!
The young man's eyes lit up, and then the laughter rang out, "Hehe, am I, first find a girl who can't eat as long as it's not disgusting, and when I return to the company, the emperor of the sky is far away-hehe..."
The young man who took care of his clothes came up with an idea, with a relaxed smile on his face, and stood in front of the mirror, he knew that if he wanted to be respected, he must first learn to respect others and meticulously look at his own image!
The young man was tall and dressed in a black suit, his complexion was like white jade, his facial features were well-defined and deep, and the corners of his mouth were pursed with a dissolute smile. It should be extremely handsome, but with the mismatched hairstyle "round inch head", how to look at it, how discordant, give people a smile that can't help laughing!
The young man's name is Ye Xiaoshu, now 24 years old, he has graduated from Beijing University for 3 years, he likes the free industry, he doesn't want to be too restricted, temporarily in a medium-sized enterprise in Haicheng, as a small salesman. It's a bit of a waste of what he's learned, but he's content with it.
Ye Xiaoshu's original name was "Ye Shu", his grandfather Ye Chengjiu gave it, Ye Chengjiu was a bit of an old child's temper, when he was a child, someone called him 'Xiao Jiu', and this 'Xiao Jiu' was almost the same as 'Uncle', and he felt that he had taken advantage of the boss. So he decided to develop this great tradition, and there were "Uncle Ye" and "Uncle Ye" below, at the beginning, there were a lot of jokes in front of relatives and friends, and finally everyone knew the meaning, and they all laughed and tacitly agreed.
For Ye Chengjiu's future titles, everyone took the middle word, Lao Cheng, Uncle Cheng and the like, Ye Bo's previous nickname 'Ye Zi' was passed on to Ye Xiaoshu, and now Ye Bo's title has also been discussed, the name is too tangled, how to call it and how to be taken advantage of by him, it can't be called 'neck', just call Ye Bo Everyone is also worry-free, love how to think and think.
"Isn't that, is there anything else you don't know?" Ye Xiaoshu heard that most of the people he just met called him 'uncle', and he felt that this name was very standard, and he admired his grandfather Ye Chengjiu very much!
For this reason, Ye Chengjiu also responded, and worked hard to give him a set of lines, every time Ye Xiaoshu introduced himself, he always said politely, "My surname is Ye, the 'leaf' of the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves, what do you not know, do you know the leaves?" I don't know yet, that can only mean that your IQ is too low, and I'll talk about it when your IQ evolution catches up, now please leave quietly! The name is a word 'book', and the book has its own book of the Golden House. ”
When others heard it, this child's name is quite poetic!
Except for a small number who escaped and called him Ye Zi, most of them would ask, "Then your name is Ye Shu, can I call you Xiaoshu?" ”
"What's wrong with that, just call me 'uncle'!" Ye Xiaoshu replied very old-fashionedly, but in his heart, he was "hehe" stealing fun!
As Ye Xiaoshu grew up, someone told him the name of the Lord "Jesus", but the person who told him didn't know much, so he wanted to know more and searched on the Internet.
Ye Xiaoshu was aroused, he ran to the Internet café alone, opened a computer, and asked someone else to help him find out the information of "Jesus", the man was kind, and told him a simple job, but the man still thought in his heart, "Such a young child, do you also believe in Jesus?" …”
Moments later...
Ye Xiaoshu didn't ask for the rest of the money left on the Internet, rushed back home, told his parents that those who were looking for death and life would change their names, and they also had a heartfelt word, "Do you want me to be hung on the cross and pray for me below, or do you think that I am healthier to be beaten, there are so many people who believe in Jesus, if you think that I have insulted their Lord, it is better to beat me, if I meet a fanatic, I have fewer arms and legs, who should I go to!" ”
Li Xiufang, who cared about her son, ignored the opposition of his father Ye Bo, insisted on standing on his son's side, unanimously asked to change his name, and finally the whole family discussed it and changed it to Ye Xiaoshu.
In Ye Bo's words, "If I break our family's traditions, my father won't beat me!" If you want to be bad, you can only be bad, hehe, I don't worry less about this, it's okay for me and your mother to have another daughter, just call it 'Aunt Ye', I'm afraid of another son, I can't call it 'Ye Ye', 'Uncle Ye' or anything like that! I don't know how much hair I lost because of this, but fortunately there is a rule in the factory that I can only ask for one, otherwise I will be dismissed from public office, and now I can be relieved, haha! ”
After speaking, Ye Bo looked at Ye Xiaoshu with a wicked smile, and added two more sentences, "I'll see what you kid will do in the future, pray to have a daughter in the future!" ”
Li Xiufang saw that the more Ye Bo said, the more outrageous it became, and the following was directly 'return your drifting fist'!
Ye Xiaoshu, whose hair has not yet grown, where can he manage this, he is still worried in his heart!
"I'll introduce myself later, don't I, do I have to add another sentence of 'spring sleep is not aware'......"
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Originally, Ye Xiaoshu went to work well, why did he return home, and why did such strange things happen to him, and what happened some time ago, temporarily go back to 10 days ago.
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