The old men admired the flag for a while, and they were all satisfied, Wu Daozi said regretfully: "It's a pity that Xiaobai is not here, if you don't let him improvise a poem, wouldn't it be a beautiful talk for the ages?" ”

I said, "I'll pick him up when I have time, he's with Du Fu now." Li Bai also followed after Lao Zhang moved home and the surname Suo also followed, and the two old men are now inseparable.

I took a group of masters to the old campus, and I also paid a visit to Mr. Su Wu on the way, Su Hou Ye was very satisfied with the life of self-distribution, wearing an old cotton jacket, holding his stick tightly in his hand, and set up a pot at the door of the hut, and went to the canteen every day to pick up some food and boil it by himself, which was quite self-satisfied.

As the heroes went to Singapore to compete, the old campus is basically empty, I demonstrated some common sense of life in public, and then found Xu Delong, and told the masters if they didn't understand anything in the future, ask him, Xu Delong, as a military attaché, just showed due respect to the famous people of the previous dynasty, as for the old men, they didn't know what the so-called Yue Jiajun was, and they only nodded to him.

This is one of the biggest problems that we have to face now and in the future, these people who come here, except for Qin Hui, are all heroes, celebrities, leaders of uprisings, outstanding people of all generations, I think they should cherish each other and live in harmony, but at present they lack a basic understanding of each other, especially the previous generation to the next generation; Second, I had to teach everyone who came to me a common sense of life, and I had to answer all sorts of strange questions, and I had to explain the bicycle and the light bulb no less than 20 times, which made me exhausted.

Therefore, I think it is very necessary to open an initiation class before they come into contact with modern people, including self-introduction and teaching the 100,000 whys, the best teacher candidate is Li Shishi, but now I see that she must not be taken care of, I still have to look for an initiation class teacher, this person must have been with me for a while, familiar with modern life - why do I suddenly have a little understanding of the employer's requirement for three to five years of work experience at the job fair? Then, this person also has to be familiar with history, so he had better be a customer after the Ming and Qing dynasties, like a fat man, the first point is in line, but it is obviously unrealistic for him to start from the Qin Dynasty to make up for history and be familiar with the celebrities of various dynasties, and then he wants to learn history, the first lesson has to learn how Liu Bang took him over the world, which seems to be not conducive to the internal unity of the five-person group, he can be at peace with Jing Ke, that is because fundamentally he is sorry for the two fools, and this is a personal grudge, and it will be different if it is put into the world, oh yes, Xiang Yu also dug the fat man's grave, and now that half of the time has passed, he can't make any extraneous branches.

I was stunned, Bian Que, who had been silent and steady, pressed the button of the electric light back and forth like a copy of the second fool, and looked at the ceiling with his eyes stupid, this is not to blame him, after all, Doctor Bian has been more than 2400 years ago, and we have to travel back to more than 2400 years later, and we may not be stupid.

Wang Xizhi had a very strong interest in the tap faucet, he unscrewed the water, took out the brush from his arms, and was just about to wash it, when he suddenly asked me solemnly: "Is the water I wash the pen flowing downstairs?" ”

I nodded without reacting for a while, Wang Xizhi immediately put the pen away and said, "That can't be washed, what if the people downstairs want to drink?" ”

Tsk, if someone else writes well, the quality of thought will be excellent! Those who have spit downstairs, you don't blush - I blushed anyway.

I hurriedly explained to him that although the water flowed down, it was another pipe, which was not in the way, Wang Xizhi took out a pen and continued to wash, and said while washing: "Now you don't have to go to the pond to wash, don't you know, the pond has allowed me to wash the pen for many years, and the frogs that crawled out of it are all black, and they also write seal characters on four legs......

Everyone: "......" Wang Xizhi's pen washing pool, that seems to be a great thing.

Liu Gongquan turned around, pointed to the word "man and woman" on the toilet and said: "This word is too ugly, and it is not cool to stare at such an ugly word to go to the toilet, let me change it for you?" ”

Without waiting for me to speak, Wu Daozi asked me, "Is this your big private school?" ”

I could only nod, Wu Daozi pouted: "There is no academic atmosphere, and what are those children doing if they don't go to school and wander around on the grass?" ”

I looked at a group of students who were fighting the Song Dynasty military body boxing and were speechless, and finally I could only say: "We are a civil and martial arts school......"

"Yes, the civil and martial arts school, the text is in the front and the martial arts is in the back, and it is serious to read the book well."

Look, the contradiction is coming, fortunately, only the generous Xu Delong is present now, if Li Kuihu Sanniang hears this, won't this start a fight?

Wu Daozi continued: "That's it, do you have a big hall here, I'll paint a few roofs for you first, you're really panicked." ”

Yan Liben said: "On the wall, I will paint you the seventy-two sages of Confucius. ”

I was sincerely afraid: "Now the two largest places in my area are the lecture hall and the auditorium - in fact, they are small auditoriums, I don't know if you can enter the eyes of the two dharmas, besides, do you have the time?" ”

Yan Liben and Wu Daozi nodded together: "Yes." ”

Now I'm curious, I can't just ask them to paint a school flag for me, this will be time, I asked: "What are the plans of the elders during this time?" ”

Yan Liben looked at Wu Daozi and a few of them, and said as a representative: "Calligraphy and painting, the more I do it, the more profound I feel - of course, the same is true of medical skills, we people, in the last life, there are still some problems that we have not understood, although we can't do anything in a year, but after all, we still can't leave it behind, just take painting as an example, when I get to a new place, I have a new feeling, I just want to paint now, as long as I can paint a satisfactory painting in this year, then it is not in vain." Several others nodded.

I understand, artists, the most satisfying work is always the next one, it seems that these people are running with this mentality to continue to create, including the two miracle doctors, medicine is developing faster, they didn't even have the "eighteen anti nineteen fears" at that time, what about now? The clones are almost successful.

I blurted out: "I will vigorously meet the requirements of a few people...... I just said half a sentence, I suddenly realized: literati are actually more troublesome than military generals, as long as the martial arts do not die, even after the fight, and Wang Wu Yan Liu these four Mobao once spread, as long as it is a little beginner amateurs to see it, it will cause a lot of chaos, Chinese calligraphy and painting play well There are countless people, but these four are absolutely unique, to say a very simple example, everyone will steam steamed buns, why do people ignore the dog and prosper? I remember when I first met Baozi, I had a whim: since people love to eat stuffing, why can't I invent a food with only stuffing and no skin, and it will definitely be popular when the time comes, Baozi this stupid girl told their manager about my wonderful idea the next day, so angry that I almost beat her, and I also pointed to this idea to make a fortune, and then Baozi relayed to me their manager's comment before I gave up, and their manager said that this kind of thing has: balls.

I said to the masters here: "Ladies and gentlemen, you won't talk about creating in school, but you must pay attention to the used paper and painted paintings, and you must keep them well, and you must not pass them on." ”

Several people said together: "Why? ”

"The works of a few people are so precious, there are only a few national museums in the world, if you go out and bleed to the head of the novel, if you don't get it right, it will cause war."

Wang Xizhi was surprised: "It's very valuable? ”

"How can you say it's very valuable, it's quite valuable!"

Wu Daozi couldn't help but ask, "How much is it worth?" "It seems that the great god also has vanity.

"Let's put it this way," I pointed out the window, "seeing that I am not in this school, I have spent more than a billion yuan into it now, and you can earn it back by just a few strokes on the straw paper." ”

The faces of the four old men were triumphant, and Wu Daozi asked, "Then we won't be in the way of making murals at school, right?" ”

I said, "It shouldn't get out of the way." "What's in the way? People come from afar, you can't even let them take the pen, I suddenly found that I still like Lin Daiyu, no matter how much I write, I burned it all before leaving.

Liu Gongquan looked out the window at the construction site that could not be seen, and sighed: "The workload is not small." ”

I said, "You just have to inscribe the big place, and you don't have to worry about anything else." ”

Bian Que suddenly said: "It seems that Brother Hua and I can't help much?" ”

It's bad, patronizing the two doctors who snubbed the two miracle doctors, and I was still waiting for them to decipher the secret recipe of Coca-Cola for me, so I hurriedly said: "You two are also amazing, and now there are portraits of the two in almost every place where there are hospitals in our country." ”

Hua Tuo smiled and asked, "Is it like a painting?" ”

I smiled and shook my head, the statues of Hua Tuo in the hospital, including the statues of Bian Que, Zhang Zhongjing and even Confucius, were simply an old man with a hairstyle.

Yan Liben said: "If I have the time, I will personally paint the two of them, and then send them to hang after painting." ”

Bian Que said: "We don't come to seek fame and fortune, you just need to prepare a room for us, and I will first study the decoction for leprosy." ”

“…… It's been worked out. ”

"Huh?" Bian Que was surprised and delighted, and stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the prescription!" ”

"This ...... I don't either, you have to understand, the only medical common sense I know is to go to the hospital when you are sick. ”

Bian Que's longing goal was gone, and after the joy, he was a little lost, and I hurriedly said: "It doesn't matter, AIDS and cancer are still waiting for you to conquer, and it will not be a problem to win a Nobel Prize in medicine when the time comes." ”

"AIDS, cancer?" Probably because of his profession, Bian Que became excited when he heard the names of these two doctors' natural enemies, "You can find all the existing medical books." "It seems that Bian Que has realized that he is a little out of touch with the times, since him, medicine has made great progress in more than 2000 years, in fact, in terms of theoretical knowledge alone, Bian Que is likely to be even a student of an ordinary Chinese medicine class, but after all, the foundation is there, I believe that he will quickly catch up after learning to read simplified characters, but, can these two diseases be cured by Chinese medicine?

After saying goodbye to the six of them, I saw two workers on the campus who had just unloaded a bunch of signs, some long and some short, very elegantly made, and I asked them, "What is this for?" ”

One worker said: "This is inserted into the lawn, and part of it is the toilet sign in the new building." ”

I said, "How can you just look at the sign and the words on it?" ”

The worker said: "The words have not yet been decided, and when the new campus is built, there will be some signs to be used for road signs." ”

I nodded, "Give me everything you need to use in the toilet." After thinking about it, I took a few more with long handles, and then took a bucket of black paint from the construction site to find Qin Hui.

Qin Hui has been idle since he came to school, there is no one in the huge dormitory building except him, because it has not been officially put into use, and there is no TV, although Xu Delong has never come from here, but he does not dare to go out easily, when he is bored, he sees me coming to him, thinking that there is something good, and hurriedly climbs down from the bed.

I piled the sign and the paint bucket at his feet and stuffed the brush in his hand: "You can also contribute to the school, write two words." ”

Qin Hui shook his wrist and said, "What to write?" ”

I put the signs with the handles in front of him and said, "These are written 'Love Flowers and Trees'." ”

"What about those?" When it comes to writing, Qin Hui is eager to try, and he seems to be very confident in himself, and I have heard that this guy writes very well.

I pointed to more than 100 signs and said, "Half of these are written as 'male' and half as 'female'." ”

"Men and women?" Qin Hui muttered for a while and shouted, "You're not going to hang on the toilet, are you?" ”

"It's, what's wrong?"

Qin Hui said aggrievedly: "I can't just divide the toilet, is there a place in the Hongwu Palace or something, I will give you a title, I guarantee that it is absolutely beautiful." ”

I scolded, "Less nonsense, you are only worthy of the toilet inscription-"

(To be continued)