Chapter 1036: Anti-Pornography Brigade
"Although we are not as good as the Fazang Confucian, I still have this bit of judgment. β
"That's the Empress herself," said the woman on the couch, "such a stupid boy, have you invited the wrong person?"
"Probably not. β
Xie Xiaoyun said: "He waited at the gate of the city for a long time, and said that he was here to find the empress, ordinary people, how dare they say such things?"
Come to Shenluodong to find a woman, to put it bluntly, it is to recruit prostitutes.
But if you ask Ruan Sixue by name, don't you treat Ruan Sixue as the kind of woman who comes and goes on a long time?
Are you really not afraid of death?
"However, the empress said that the person's status is noble, let's not provoke it," Xie Xiaoyun looked at her teacher and asked, "Teacher, aren't you afraid that she will blame you for doing this?"
"The Empress has never been careful, and we haven't done anything, have we?"
The woman's name is Wu Hongchang, and she is the patriarch of the prostitute school, the ancestor of the mountain and water faction, and her strength is far inferior to Ruan Sixue, but among the many ancestor-level powerhouses, she can also be regarded as the number one person.
"And it's better to be invited by me than to be captured by that poisonous widow who sucks human bone marrow, okay?"
The mountain and water faction pays attention to attaching to the strong, like a creeper, like a vine around the man, and then with the help of his identity, and then goes to the stronger person.
Nestled on the mountain, at the top of the mountain, by the water, the river and the sea.
If the dependent man is an emperor, then they can be the queen, the queen mother, or even the emperor themselves.
This is Wu Hongyan's secret method, not only to attach, but more importantly to learn, constantly absorb the nutrients of those strong people, and then improve yourself.
followed the dragon hunter, and learned the ability to find the dragon, fascinated the Fazang Confucian, and got the ability of the Fazang Confucian.
In this way, a hundred years, a thousand years, ten thousand years, maybe they were just a little women at first, but now, they are standing on top of countless mountains and seas, stepping on their heads.
There are many genres of prostitutes, and it is not just a show of lust, but more importantly, it is also a 'fan' word!
Or talent, or beauty, or understanding, or caring...
No matter what kind of means it is, as long as it can make people fascinated, it is the best prostitute.
"Teacher, what do you want to do?"
"What is the attitude, kid?"
"Very shy. β
Xie Xiaoyun said: "It's not very sophisticated, I feel a bit like a young man from a deep mansion." β
"Haven't seen the world?"
Wu Hongyan smiled: "I'm really curious now, what kind of existence is the person the empress said she wants to entertain well, just with such a little ghost, he is a strong man who even the empress can't afford to offend." β
Speaking of this, Wu Hongyan got up from the couch: "Okay, let me personally test what kind of way he came from." β
"Boom!"
"Huh?!"
The sudden loud bang made Wu Hongyan stunned for a moment: "What's the matter?"
"Boom, boom, boom. β
However, the sound of collisions came from the attic in the distance, and Wu Hongyan's face became a little ugly: "Who dares to come to me to be presumptuous?!"
She walked briskly towards the attic, and in the attic, the situation seemed very strange at this time.
These people are dressed very similarly, all wearing black flying fish suits, official hats, and embroidered spring knives with uniform handles around their waists.
The man at the head was a twenty-five or sixteen-year-old woman.
"This... β
Qin Xuan was a little stunned, and all the Vermilion Bird Oiran also looked at the woman in surprise, not knowing what the situation was.
"The anti-pornography brigade sweeps away pornography!"
The next moment, Qiao Zhixin took out a sign from his waist, and then shouted in a low voice: "Everyone hold their heads in their hands and squat!"
"Damn! There's this too?!"
Qin Xuan was dumbfounded, this Nima, is it really fake?
"What should I do? Yes, do you want to run?"
It was the first time Qin Xuan had encountered this kind of thing, and as a normal person, Qin Xuan's first thought was naturally not to be arrested, but to run away quickly.
The problem is, it's very risky.
It's not that you can't escape, with Sister Rabbit and Sister Feng here, it's still no problem to escape, but the words of the wind made Qin Xuan hesitate.
"These people are envoys of the Qin State, they are even more clingy than the daily division, once they are targeted, they will be a year, five years, ten years, and a lifetime, and they will not be able to get along with you. β
"Is it so troublesome?"
Qin Xuan: "Then what should I do?"
So Feng Xiran's advice to Qin Xuan was: "Hold your head in your hands and squat." β
"What are you kidding! I, I'm going to crouch down too?!"
Of course Qin Xuan was unwilling, he was reincarnated as a dignified emperor, and there were a bunch of bigwigs in his previous life who had derailed spiritually.
He is so awesome, he was arrested for prostitution, funny, right?!
"Hey, you. β
Just as Qin Xuan was hesitating, Qiao Zhixin had already walked to his side: "What's your name?"
"I... β
Qin Xuan thought for a while and said, "Xuan Qin, Che Xuan's Xuan, diligent diligence." β
"Mountains and seas give it to me. β
Qiao Zhixin obviously didn't believe in this name and begged for Shanhaiqi, and Qin Xuan, who had already been in contact with this kind of Shanhai official (Xu Xinya), no longer had such a big resistance.
People are also businesslike, just like the police ask you for your ID card, can you not give it?
"Here you go. β
Qiao Zhixin took the mountain and sea slip from Qin Xuan's hand, checked it, and sure enough, it was called this name, and soon, Qiao Weaving Xin returned the mountain and sea slip to Qin Xuan.
"I came out to visit the Qinglou at a young age, and the world is going down. β
Seeing that the information of the mountains and seas that Feng Xiran had tampered with was fine, Qin Xuan breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, it was Xuan Qin who was arrested for prostitution, not me Qin Xuan." β
But hearing the other party's words, Qin Xuan still had the urge to hit someone.
Looking at the surrounding Suzaku Oiran again, the ones were furious, and there was a faint meaning to shoot.
"What are you still standing for, don't hurry up and hold your head in your hands and squat. β
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Qin Xuan took a deep breath and secretly cursed in his heart for the bad idea that the wind had come out of, but he still squatted down obediently.
There is no way, in order not to spread the big news of 'the emperor of the Qin family was arrested for prostitution' tomorrow, Qin Xuan can only keep a low profile.
Because the wind said that ordinary people who are caught soliciting prostitutes are just trivial matters, and they will be fined, or they will be locked up for two days and come out, and it doesn't matter.
"Sister Feng. β
Qin Xuan secretly said in his heart: "You got it, right?"
"Damn, this was obviously an accident. β
Feng Xi threw the pot directly, but Bai Qianyu still secretly gave her a thumbs up, secretly praising Sister Feng for doing a good job.
Luo Xiyu and Zhang Longxin also applauded Feng Xiran behind their backs: 'As long as you can drive away this group of bewitching sluts, you will be arrested if you are caught!'
Well caught!
"Damn!"
Qin Xuan finally understood what it meant that there was a fire in the backyard, and they didn't say anything about their feelings, and they felt all kinds of discomfort in their heartsγγγγγγ