"He's a bad guy?" Teng Xiangling let go of Yan Murong's arm, straightened out the somewhat wrinkled little suit, looked at him and asked.

"Well, he's a bad guy and a good guy." Yan Murong said seriously.

"What do you mean?"

"He's a bad guy because he threatens me and calls me cow dung - because I'm worse than him, so he's a good guy when a bad guy meets someone worse than him."

“――”

"Oh, yes." Yan Murong looked at the speechless Teng Xiangling and said. "Did you wait for me to wait until the middle of the night last night?"

"Whew!" Teng Xiangling looked at Yan Murong with disdain and said. "Waiting until the middle of the night? Go, you go to the bathroom and look in the mirror, what point of your whole body is worth waiting for you in the middle of the night? Are you Santa Claus? I'm waiting for you in the middle of the night. ”

"By the way, what did you do last night?"

"Didn't you just say that I went to my sister-in-law's house." Yan Murong said.

"To your sister-in-law's house?" Teng Xiangling asked with a look of surprise. "Do you still have a sister-in-law?"

"Why can't I have a sister-in-law?" Yan Murong said depressedly. "You can have a fiancé, and I can't have a sister-in-law? I don't just have a sister-in-law, I also have a second uncle. ”

"Oh, I almost forgot, you're still a big fan." Teng Xiangling said teasingly.

"Famous people?" Yan Murong said with a bitter face. "Have you ever seen a famous man walking home? Have you ever seen a famous family who is a beggar? ”

"Not really, you're the first." Teng Xiangling said, suddenly jumped over again, hugged Yan Murong's arm, his expression changed, and he said in a greasy voice. "I said, Murong, you said, if something happens to you, what will your family do about you?"

"Of course I don't care, I didn't jump out of the cracks in the stones, my parents gave birth to me, who doesn't help their children?" Yan Murong asked suspiciously. "Why are you asking this?"

"My mom and dad don't care about me." Teng Xiangling said with an aggrieved face. "Say, how was that Situ Jin just now?"

"Him?" Yan Murong was stunned and said. "Looking at his appearance, he can be regarded as a rich man when he wears it, which is very in line with the goal of a woman's golden beetle son-in-law."

"Bah." Teng Xiangling took a sip and said. "He? Let me tell you, he peeked at women taking a bath at the age of five, climbed the widow's wall at the age of eight, insulted the girls at the same table at the age of ten, and enlarged the belly of the girls at the age of fifteen. ”

"Well, what do you want to say?" Yan Murong asked helplessly.

"I'd say he's bad."

"That's right, he's bad."

"He's shameless."

"Well, he's so shameless."

"He's- he's a bastard."

"yes, their whole family is a bastard."

"You're going to help me get rid of him."

"Okay, I'll help you get rid of—wait, you'll let me help you get rid of him?" Yan Murong realized that he seemed to have been yin by this woman again.

"yes." Teng Xiangling had an innocent expression on his face, and his two black jewel-like eyes blinked at Yan Murong and said. "Don't you think he's bad? Don't you think he's shameless? Don't you say he's a bastard? ”

"That's what you said." Yan Murong said defensively.

"I'm the one who said it, so aren't you supposed to be my friend?"

"This—" Yan Murong hesitated for a moment and said. "You're my friend."

"Yes, since I'm your friend, I'm about to enter the fire pit, won't you lend a helping hand and pull me along?"

Yan Murong wanted to cry aggrievedly-pull you? I'd love to kick you in the ass again and help you get into the fire pit quickly.

Go early this year, come early next year, and stop yin me.

Pull her a hand? Is this pulling her? She clearly wanted to take herself into the fire pit so that she could find a burial companion.

"Will you help?" Teng Xiangling looked at Yan Murong who looked embarrassed and asked.

"I'll think about it—" Yan Murong said with a weak heart.

"I can't think about it, I want you to answer now."

"So—can you tell me what good it would be if I said yes? If you don't agree, what are the consequences? Yan Murong asked cautiously.

"If you say yes, I-I'll let you kiss it." Teng Xiangling tilted his head and thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with a way to jump out of the fire pit without being taken advantage of too much by Yan Murong.

"And what if I don't say yes?"

"Don't say yes? That's easy to do. Teng Xiangling said with a strange smile. I'm a virgin! ”

Yan Murong was a little puzzled, what did she have to do with herself if she was a virgin? What does it have to do with not helping her?

"If you don't help me, I'll come home at night and find a cucumber to pierce the membrane myself—and then I'll go to your wife and tell your wife that you've made my belly bigger."

"You-" Yan Murong was shocked, his fingers trembling at Teng Xiangling, and he couldn't say a word.

Women, just be hard on yourself - which bastard said this? This woman is really ruthless! If you really did it yourself, it's okay to say, but you didn't do it yourself, and you have to spread it on yourself, how wronged it is.

Why? Why is the cucumber happy and responsible?

Yan Murong looked out the window with a sad face--the eighth floor, the eighth floor, and I don't know if I can fall to my death if I jump—or else, I'll jump down myself, right?

"Don't look aggrieved, isn't it just a favor."

“――”

As a result, Yan Murong was even more aggrieved. Is this so easy to help?

"Otherwise." After thinking about it, Yan Murong asked tentatively. "I'll help you solve the calculation, don't waste a cucumber, it's not easy for farmers to farm, get up early and be greedy for darkness."

"The beauty you think." Teng Xiangling interrupted Yan Murong's words and said. "I'll suffer enough if you kiss my aunt and grandmother, and you still want to replace cucumbers? Aren't you afraid that I'll cut it up when I'm done with it? ”

"Okay, I promise." Yan Murong saw that he couldn't hide from this, so he simply agreed. He knew that Teng Xiangling, a crazy woman, could really do that kind of thing - instead of letting her give the cucumber for the first time, it was better to be kind to help her once.

"That's right." Teng Xiangling's face changed quickly. As soon as Yan Murong agreed, she laughed. "Okay, now there's nothing to do - let's go, in order to thank you, I'll invite you to dinner in the evening, oh, by the way, call your sister-in-law again, how can I get to know each other."

"You said I should kiss it." Yan Murong whispered.

"I said that."

"When, then?" Yan Murong was a little impatient, he had grown so big, except for a rabbit he had caught from the mountains, he hadn't kissed anyone else-woman? Haven't tried.

"I'll talk about it when I'm in a better mood." Teng Xiangling said.

"And when are you in a good mood?" Yan Murong asked.

"When you're in a good mood, you're in a good mood."

“――”

ps: If you don't send me flowers, I'll ......