I remained silent for quite some time after that, and I didn't know how to talk to someone whose mother's name was Su Chongwei, and her father, Su Wang's family......

During this period, I also wanted to understand a lot of sad things - why she was kind to women and disdainful of men; Why didn't she know what it was to be shy; Why don't you mind at all about how revealing your outfit is, and...... Why do others call her Xiaolong's sister-in-law, she doesn't object.

Thinking of this, I said depressedly: "Is it that when others call you Xiaolong, your brain automatically filters me into Su Long's clan?" ”

Su Jing smiled rarely: "Anyway, I don't suffer a loss." ”

I was so entangled that I wanted to touch the tree with my head: I thought I had taken advantage of others, but in fact, I was molested by others, but after thinking about it, it seems that I didn't suffer any losses, no matter from which point of view, people are so beautiful A girl, I didn't ask for a house or a car for you to be a daughter-in-law for a long time, how can I count it as a fish, the daughter country is the daughter country, isn't it in our acre and three points of land now? I'm happy again.

Think about it this way, the contradictions between people and people are sometimes all caused by the difference in world view values, for example, two nouveau riche fight for wealth, you have a big gold tooth and he wears 10 gold rings, the two are easier to pinch up, if a nouveau riche and a university professor are together, the two chat lightly about the weather, although they look down on each other in their hearts, after all, they are harmonious on the surface, and for example, we usually say "I am your father" and think it is a curse, but in case there is a place where people think that being a son is to take advantage, then his popularity with us must be good, and Su Jing and I are almost like this......

I asked her, "Are you women all in the continent?" ”

Su Jing said: "Only the daughter country is like this, and the other countries of the Federation Continent are still ruled by backward and ignorant men. ”

I pouted and said, "I don't know who is lagging behind, you are so special, there is no other country to find fault and fight?" ”

"Yes, but we defeated them." Su Jing said lightly.

I said angrily: "It's a shame, you can't even beat a group of women, no wonder your continent was almost annexed by others." ”

Su Jing said in annoyance: "Don't use your prejudice to think about other people's problems, in all fairness, those men are not bad at fighting, but we are stronger, we have the best light cavalry and archers in the world, and - the most wise general!" ”

"Your general is also a woman?"

"Of course." Su Jing said: "Those men hate her and are afraid of her, but they can't disobey her, so in the end they have to obediently bow down and give her the title of 'Mainland God of War'." ”

"She's your idol?" I feel strange that a character like Su Jing who is above the top is also respectful when he talks about this female general.

Su Jing's eyes flashed and said: "To be honest, I have never admired anyone on the entire continent, but the general is an exception, although she doesn't know any martial arts at all, but even if I am in front of her, I am deeply impressed by her temperament." ”

I said, "What about your queen?" Don't you admire her? ”

Su Jing said: "I also admire, but that feeling is more like love, Her Majesty the Empress is supreme, but I am more relaxed in front of her, not as in awe of the general." ”

Su Jing said a few words to me and ignored me, and began to think about my own business, I had to look around boredly, I came to this place a few times when I was a child, and I jumped over the wall with a group of little foxes and dogs, my father and Aunt Meng naturally would not lead me to this kind of place, I haven't been here all these years, and this place has changed a lot.

When I was in a daze, I suddenly heard someone at my feet: "Little friend, you have a hexagram today." I was startled, and when I looked down, I found that under the shade of the tree at the root of the wall, there was a dirty old man sitting on a small pony, with half a bottle of beer in his hand, and a dirtier Jiugong gossip map in front of him, the old guy was sitting there dozing, but at this moment he was looking at me earnestly with his squinting eyes that had not yet been wiped off, and when he saw me looking at him, he hurriedly beckoned the black hand that stopped in mid-air: "Yes, yes, it's you, come here." ”

I was happy, since the city was reorganized, this kind of charlatan is rare, I stopped and asked him: "What is a hexagram?" ”

The old man recited the multiplication mantra and said smoothly: "I have good words to give to those who are destined, and those who are not destined have a thousand daughters who can't help." ”

"So I'm destined? Then what kind words do you have, give it away. ”

The old man looked at me and said solemnly: "You first say that you are sincere or not?" ”

"If I'm not honest, will I be able to leave?"

The old man was stunned, like a deflated ball, and pressed his hand at me: "You sit down first, where else can you go on such a hot day?" He first threw me an expired newspaper for me to sit on, and when he saw that I didn't answer it, he coded out a row of cards full of surnames, pretending to be mysterious, "Let me calculate what your surname is, which of these cards has your surname on it, you take it out, don't laugh, there are dozens of them on each one, I can't guess by guessing, but I can point out which one you have the surname." ”

I smiled and said, "I'll take one first, and you'll let me take another one later, the two don't look any different, in fact, a pair has a different surname, and everyone who has been in the third grade of primary school knows what my surname is." "Just kidding, who have I been in contact with since I was a child, I don't understand this little trick? However, the principle is the intersection principle of intersection and union, which can only be learned in high school......

After hearing what I said, the old man took out another pile of cards stuffed in his coat pocket and threw them on the ground, and said, "Actually, it's not what you said, don't I have to count after all?" ”

"Do you have anything new, can't you just do it twice?"

The old man thought for a while, and confidently stacked 6 cards on the ground: "In this way, you choose one, but don't tell me, ...... later"

I continued, "In a moment you swapped all six cards, and the one I picked was gone." ”

The old man's hand stopped...... After a long time, he raised his head and said slowly: "Hou Sheng, after reading two acrobatic books, I came out to expose the old bottom, you are not kind to do this, I really didn't bring my goldfish to line up, or I have to open your eyes!" ”

After all, I was shallow, and when I heard that there was such a thing, I finally became curious and asked, "Goldfish that will line up?" Just tell me how you got it. ”

The old man was awesome this time: "Hehe, there are also things you don't know, huh?" ”

I was also uncomfortable, so I squatted down and lit a cigarette for the old man, and said with a smile: "You tell the juniors." ”

The old man took two puffs of cigarette leisurely, and then said bluntly: "It's not unusual, live fish have magnets stuffed in their stomachs, and magnets are dangled on them, and you can arrange them as you ask them to do." ”

I was disappointed and said, "That's it? ”

The old man said: "What do you think, this trick was there when there was a dog, it was not worth much, anyway, if you really want to inquire about finding someone else, it will be a matter of two pieces for a piece, it is better for me to tell you directly." ”

I said, "Isn't that cruel?" ”

The old man said: "The cost is still high, how can you count ten goldfish and get dozens of yuan, I died after performing once, and I didn't make enough money to lose, if you want me to go to the Spring Festival Gala, it's almost the same." ”

I nodded: "That's right, but the Spring Festival Gala won't let such a mentally retarded show be on it, right?" ”

The old man took a few puffs of cigarette, and suddenly reacted: "Eh, I said that you are not counted, why should you ask me about it?" ”

I laughed and said, "I forgot that your job is fortune telling." ”

The old man shook his head and said: "You can say this, tell you the truth, don't be afraid, Poor Dao is the 66th generation of Maoshan heir, you can enter the world, you can enter the ground, you can judge the situation and measure people's good fortune, do you want to come to a hexagram?" "I heard it, and there was still a cliché behind it.

I waved my hand and smiled, "You can rest, don't carry it." ”

The old man smiled, but immediately said to me seriously: "You can joke about anything else, it's true that I am a descendant of Maoshan - I am the 67th generation of Maoshan descendants!" ”

“…… You're still 66 generations long. ”

"I was talking about 66?"

"Yes."

"Uh, a virtual generation, a virtual generation."

I was speechless and said: "If you have a Dao crown or a Taoist robe or something, I will turn a blind eye and believe that you forget it, but you don't have any blood at all, I want to give you the money, and you have to scold me behind my back, right?" ”

After listening to the old man, without saying a word, he took out two sleeves with zippers from the rotten pocket behind him, and I didn't understand it, so I saw that he quickly attached the sleeves to the half-sleeved shirt he was wearing now, and pulled the zipper, and when I looked at it, I just looked at the half-sleeved shirt like a copper coin horse coat, and after the sleeves were attached, it looked like a robe of the Nine Palaces Gossip - and the gossip map on the ground was obviously made of a piece of cloth......

The old man looked up at me with a smile: "If I want to dress like this, can you feel more comfortable?" ”

I was defeated by the old man, and while taking out the money, I said, "You are ruthless, you count, I listen." ”

The old man looked at the sky and shook his head and said, "This benefactor Heavenly Court is full of square circles, and it is really a blessing-" When he turned his back to this, he asked me, "Do you still listen to the back?" ”

I threw 20 yuan in front of him and said, "Listen! Lao Tzu only paid 20 yuan for listening to cross talk for a night, and you want to send me away with a few words? You have to finish it for me. ”

The old man stuffed the money into his pocket and continued to recite it with satisfaction: "Donor, you are studious when you are young, scheming, pure and weak, Guanqian and Hengtong have the help of nobles, and you must not be a villain to be a stalk...... in the year of peach blossoms."

As soon as I heard the word peach blossom, I suddenly had an idea: "Wait, don't memorize it yet." I pointed at Su Jing, "You count her, you don't need to count anything else, you just need to figure out where she came from, how much money you want, how much money I will give you." ”

The old man raised his head and glanced at Su Jing carefully, and suddenly his face changed slightly: "This girl...... It doesn't seem to be from our world, right? ”

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Xiaohua is here to officially greet everyone! Thank you all for your money and tickets. The sixth master has made a shining debut, in the new year, he will uphold all the qualities of the mixed sixth master and the demon sixth master, do everything to deceive and deceive, and achieve a trilogy of Liu Laoliu, I wish him a smooth appearance on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala next year.