As soon as I heard Liu Lao Liu say this, I held on to the hope and said, "Then do you remember how to draw?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said with a bitter face: "I almost forgot it." Seeing that we all had the urge to beat him, he hurriedly said, "But I have books!" He opened his pocket and began to dig out a mess of playing cards, small steel rings for magic, wrenches, taper changers, pirated system disks, and finally found a worn-out thread-bound book, and spat a little on his fingers, turning the pages and muttering, "Dementorship...... Spirituality...... Here it is! ”

Liu Laoliu proudly showed us the contents of the book: "I'll just say yes!" ”

Lao Wu took the book and glanced at it and said, "This book is really not short. ”

Liu Laoliu said: "Of course, I didn't lie to you about one thing, this book was passed on to me by my Lao Tzu, and our family is a serious descendant of Maoshan." ”

I laughed and said, "The descendants of Maoshan haven't even seen ghosts? ”

Liu Lao Liu muttered: "Don't look down on me, Sixth Master, I am also a character who can fly with a sword." Seeing that we were all smiling and not speaking, he took out the wooden box I had seen last time in his pocket and laid it on the ground, and said, "I don't believe you look at it—huh, second general, unsheath!" ”

Before the words fell, two kitchen knives suddenly flew out of the box, Liu Lao Liu stood on top of the kitchen knife with his body, and said in his mouth: "Disease! The two kitchen knives flew around the house with him.

A group of us looked at each other and were surprised that the old liar still had some way.

Liu Laoliu showed his face, put the kitchen knife back into the box, and said with a smug face: "How is it?" ”

Lao Wu groaned: "I've opened my eyes - but as far as I know, everyone else is flying with Edgeworth, how can Brother Liu ...... Kitchen knife flying? ”

Liu Laoliu's face turned red and said, "Aren't we unable to afford a sword?" Besides, that thing is a controlled product, how can I buy a train ticket for someone when I carry it out and go in? ”

We: "......"

Liu Lao Liu said angrily: "I regret that I shouldn't have listened to my father and his old man at the beginning, and it was humiliating to be unskilled in learning art, but he really didn't tell me that there were ghosts in this world." ”

Jin Chengwu said: "Maybe he hasn't seen it in the old man, you just go back and tell him this time." ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "If I can see him, it will be really hell - my father has been dead for more than 20 years." ”

I said, "Stop talking nonsense, get to work." "After Liu Laoliu showed his hand, I gave him a few more confidences, and I couldn't help but be a little anxious.

Liu Lao Liu flipped through the book and said: "Don't worry, since there is a soul dementorship, there must be a way to break it." He flipped back a few pages and said, "There you go!" ”

I looked over and saw a strange symbol drawn on the book, and underneath it was written in traditional Chinese: How to Crack the Soul Technique.

Liu Laoliu took out a pile of apricot yellow paper and an ink cartridge from his bag, but when he opened it, it was cinnabar, Liu Laoliu held a bald brush, licked it on the tip of his tongue and said: "These are all antiquities from the ages, and the cost of painting one is high!" ”

I glanced at the cartridge and said, "Do you still have a rogue rabbit printed on your antiquities?" "The ink cartridge looks like it's for preschool kids to practice calligraphy.

Liu Laoliu didn't blush, held up the brush and said: "For the sake of our fate, I'll charge you 50 yuan for a piece." He glanced at the picture in the book, and drew a brush on the yellow paper, and the drawing was crooked and twisted, like a haqi on glass. Liu Lao Liu looked at himself and felt that he couldn't say it, so he picked it up and threw it aside and said: "I haven't painted for many years, and my hand is born - I won't charge you money for this one." ”

After all, the old liar still has skills, the second one was done in one go, and he actually drew a nine-image image for him, Liu Lao Liu held the talisman and shook it around to show us, and said proudly: "How is it, the family shoots, what is the difference!" ”

Jin Chengwu pinched the talisman and said worriedly: "Can this thing work?" ”

Liu Laoliu said: "I am right about painting, but it doesn't work, I don't want to guarantee the ticket." ”

Lao Wu said: "Let's draw a few more just in case." ”

I took out my wallet, counted a few tickets, slapped them on the table, and said, "You draw me 500 yuan first." ”

Liu Lao Liu's spirits were lifted, and he put away the money and said, "Come on!" After a while, I drew 10 pictures, and I said, "How do you use this thing?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "You only need to protect the heart of the Lingtai." He found two ropes, each 5 talismans were threaded into a string, and hung on Xiaoqian's head and neck, I always felt unsafe when I saw it, and pressed a few more coins on the table: "You draw me another 500 yuan." ”

Liu Lao Liu smiled and said, "It seems that the things I painted are still very popular." As I spoke, I went to pick up the money, and I opened his hand and said, "I buy so much, and you don't have a discount?" ”

Liu Laoliu counted the yellow paper on the table and said: "There are more than 20 pieces of paper, I will draw them all for you, and the extra ones are given away for free, this is kind enough, right?" He finished drawing the more than 20 pieces of paper, looked at Xiaoqian, there was no place to hang it, so he had to hang a string on his waist, and then approved a string diagonally, and hung Xiaoqian like [***].

The old liar finished painting and packed up his things and was about to leave: "Everyone, if there is nothing to do, I'll leave, we'll ...... later." Well, see you soon. I could see that the old fellow was eager to say goodbye, and I said, "You can't go yet." ”

The corners of Liu Laoliu's mouth drooped: "Why can't I go?" ”

I said, "I don't know if the talisman you drew doesn't work, I spent so much money that you can't ignore the after-sales service, right?" The gas delivery also helps people check for leaks. ”

Liu Laoliu said: "I can't help it if it doesn't work, and the gas delivery check can help you screw it up, and I don't have a problem if it doesn't work." ”

I said disdainfully: "Do you seem to be saying this from the family?" ”

Liu Lao Liu's small eyes rolled and said: "Sixth master, I am the master who can fly with a kitchen knife, you make me anxious, I will run away when I sit on the kitchen knife, I think any of you can catch up with me?" ”

Me: "......"

Lao Wu hurriedly came out and said good words: "It is precisely because Brother Liu has the ability that we all rely on you, you are always the leader in this way, if those runes are not helpful, we will definitely be blind, Brother Liu, you are different." ”

Liu Lao Liu glanced at him and said, "Your two sentences are still like words." ”

Lao Wu said with a smile: "I have lived in vain for more than 2,000 years, and I still understand this matter." ”

Liu Lao Liu trembled: "Then brother, I will reluctantly stay to give you a strong voice, but I don't know if I can help when the time comes." ”

Lao Wu arched his hand and said: "I feel gracious." ”

I pulled Su Jing aside and asked, "This old guy really wants to run away on a kitchen knife, can you catch up with him?" ”

Su Jing said: "If I talk about speed, I shouldn't be slower than him, but I can't fly in the air, one in the sky and one in the ground, it's hard to say after a long time." ”

I held my chin and said, "Then why don't you think he ran?" ”

Su Jing said: "Maybe this Mr. Liu is just a more marketman on the surface, and he is willing to hoe the strong and help the weak in his heart." ”

I stared at Liu Lao Liu for a long time: "Just him?" I'd rather believe that he stayed to rub a meal. ”

Liu Lao Liu suddenly said in a loud voice: "I'm hungry, you have to take care of the food at noon, right?" ”

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This is the noon chapter...... In the evening, I will send a merger chapter.,Don't do those things that are going to be three or four.,After reading the secretary, you have to give the votes.,The mix is going to start to make trouble.,Everyone will gradually find that there will be some vulgar passages in this book.,Not so vulgar writing.,Referred to as spoof.。