The last few times I saw Nandou Xingjun, he appeared in the image of Old Man Wu, and today's Nandou Xingjun has a new face. Fat head and big ears, no eyes when you smile, lips look like a woman, pink cherry mouth, like lipstick, about 20 years old. He also wore a tourist shirt printed with the words "Qiongtai welcomes you" that day, loose jeans and tourist shoes, and a tourist dress.

This is the true face of the Southern Dipper.

The difference is that the original Nandou Xingjun long hair has now become a standard short hair, which looks more energetic.

"Pay attention to the image, where am I fat? I've lost twenty pounds. After Nandou Xingjun finished training Ren Zhen, he turned to Lin Dan and said, "I don't know what to call this beauty?" ”

Ren Zhen couldn't get used to it, and whispered in Nandou Xingjun's ear: "Don't look like a toad with a white swan's expression, don't embarrass me." ”

"White swan? So what is our Hongxia? ”

A sentence poked Ren Zhen's death hole, and he stopped talking.

Suddenly a friend of Ren Zhen appeared, Lin Dan didn't seem to mind at all, she smiled at Nandou Xingjun, and said generously: "My name is Lin Dan, you are Ren Zhen's friend." You just said you couldn't believe him, do you know anything? ”

She doesn't seem to have a bad impression of this fat man, and she is already starting to inquire about Ren Zhen's **.

"What? I don't know anything. Nandou Xingjun spread his hands, and pointed at Ren Zhen again: "But this kid often cheats people, and often cheats beauties, so I'm just reminding you." ”

Lin Dan smiled a little reluctantly: "Actually, I think so too." ”

Ren Zhen said: "What are you talking nonsense? ”

Nandou Xingjun whispered: "I have to watch you for Hongxia, otherwise my daughter will come all the way to find you." You've hooked up with someone else, so what's the point? ”

"Pay attention to your words, what it means to hook up! It's just a friend of mine. ”

"Hey. What are you two talking about? Lin Dan looked at them with his chin in his hand, his eyes flashing like a doll: "Fatty, do you want to eat something?" By the way, you won't be dressed like this to travel to Qiongtai, are you the one who asked Zhen to eat today? ”

I asked several questions in one go.

It's a bit less like Lindane.

Lin Dan has always spoken briefly to strangers, but he is familiar with Nandou Xingjun. even called the fat man with Ren Zhen's title.

Nandou Xingjun said: "Travel? Sort of. Ren Zhen, this kid can't ask me out. I'll do it all. By the way, is there coffee here? I wanted to drink coffee, but I didn't get it last time. It's a pity. ”

Lin Dan said puzzledly: "Coffee? What coffee can't be drunk, so regrettable? A waiter happened to pass by and was stopped by Lin Dan: "The waiter will bring a cup of coffee to the fat gentleman opposite." ”

The waiter said, "Hello, what kind of coffee do you want to drink?" ”

"Whatever. As long as it's coffee. ”

"Oh...... All right. ”

Ten minutes later......

The waiter came over with a cup of coffee. Said with a good attitude: "Your coffee is here." ”

Nandou Xingjun nodded at the waiter very helpfully. I couldn't wait to take a sip of it. As a result, his face was full of bitterness, he couldn't swallow the coffee in his mouth, and he couldn't spit it out, and his face was already red.

Ren Zhen wanted to laugh when he saw it, but he was afraid of hurting Nandou Xingjun's self-esteem, so he had to twist his head to the side.

Lin Dan said: "What's wrong? Doesn't taste good? ”

Finally swallowed, Nandou Xingjun grinned bitterly: "This play is bitter." Sure enough, it came from the West, and it didn't taste good. It's like drinking Chinese medicine. I'm most afraid of hardship, it's almost killing me. ”

Lindane petrified for half a minute.

In the end, she was surprised and said, "If you are afraid of bitterness, why don't you put sugar." ”

"Sugar? Oh, it's sugar ......."

Ren Zhen couldn't help it, patted his thighs and laughed.

I don't know why, Ren Zhen laughed halfway, and suddenly picked up the cup of unsweetened bitter coffee that Nandou Xingjun had drunk and poured it straight into his mouth.

It was as if he was driven by some force, and his body did it uncontrollably.

From the side, his expression was slightly hideous, as if he wanted to resist, but he still had to drink it all in pain, and even almost choked on himself. Judging from Lin Dan's position, there is nothing wrong with it. The only thing that was wrong was that Ren Zhen drank it himself after laughing, and he drank it very painfully.

It's like fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter.

After drinking the last and putting down the cup, Ren Zhen glared at Nandou Xingjun viciously.

"You!"

Two voices overlapping.

Ren Zhen and Nandou Xingjun pointed their fingers at each other at the same time, and even their expressions were the same, except for anger or anger.

"You laugh at me."

"You pour me."

Again, it was a sound that came out at the same time.

Nandou Xingjun said "You laugh at me", which was to scold Ren Zhen for laughing at him. Ren Zhen said "you pour me", which is to scold Nandou Xingjun for using immortal magic to force him to drink bitter coffee without sugar, which is too vicious!

Nandou Xingjun thought to himself: "You have been in the mortal world for so long, you naturally know how coffee is drunk, and you know that I am most afraid of drinking bitterness, so you don't remind me to add sugar, it's just careless in making friends!" ”

Ren Zhen thought to himself: "It's just a cup of bitter coffee, and you want to drink it yourself, you actually have such a big temper, and you show my appearance in front of Lin Dan, you are a dead fat man, you are simply careless in making friends!" ”

These two people, one fat and one thin, are staring at each other with big eyes and a sense of joy. Lin Dan couldn't help it, and burst out laughing: "You two, what are you doing?" ”

"Humph!"

Ren Zhen and Nandou Xingjun turned their heads at the same time, as if they were breathing out of their nostrils.

Lin Dan smiled even more.

At this time, Ren Zhen and Nandou Xingjun secretly thought in unison: "Sure enough, mortals don't understand the world of immortals." ”

Then, the two of them looked at each other and smiled.

That's it.

Ren Zhen called Li Chengde, and after making an appointment with the location of the singing K, he went with the fat man and the beautiful woman.

In the taxi, Lin Dan sat in the front, and Ren Zhen and Nandou Xingjun sat in the back seat.

The taxi driver was talking on the phone all the way, and it was still very loud.

"Don't be angry, honey, I already know it's wrong. You'd better hurry home...... Please, or I'll learn to bark as a dog, Wangwang! ”

The more energetic the taxi driver chatted, the more dissatisfied Lin Dan's expression became. First, because the tone and tone of the man's speech were unbearable, and secondly, he felt that the driver had no work ethic, so he just said a few words, and the conversation was quite energetic.

She tried to interrupt the taxi driver several times, but the other party kept pretending not to hear, so she frowned and pinned her head out the window.

Ren Zhen also remembered the call he received, and held his mobile phone and whispered to Nandou Xingjun: "I received a strange call today." The voice of the caller is very similar to a demon who was injured by me before, can you help me find out who it is? ”

"A cell phone? I don't know anything about it. But you can ask her? "Nandou Xingjun pointed at Lin Dan."

"What did you say?"

"I said you could ask Lin Dan."

Ren Zhen couldn't bear to slap the driver on the back of the head: "I said, can you stop talking and concentrate on driving." ”

He thought the man was too noisy.

The driver glanced back, and the call continued, but Ren Zhen was stunned.

The brain exploded with a "boom".

This person, is He Dongsheng?