For the second fool's proposal, others didn't have any opinions, but I was a little worried, I said, "Aren't people still waiting for us in Qian Leduo?" "It's not good to make people wait - I find that I have become kinder than before since I mingled with them, which is simply the biggest challenge to the famous saying "those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black".

Of course, I soon found out the reason: except for me, everyone in this car is a murderous master, Brother Ying, don't laugh so innocently, you will kill a lot!

Halfway through the car, Mulan suddenly pressed her fist against her stomach and frowned, I knew that she had made another mistake and stepped on the accelerator to reach her destination, Lei Laosi's second bar.

It seems that this place has not been affected by us for the time being, and it is still calm, because after all, a place like a bar is not as complicated as a nightclub, and at most it is a high dose of medicine here, and there is no reason to become a key target of military operations, and we have told Lei Laosi's people about the target of the next stop every time, so this place has not been alarmed.

The waiter politely asked us what we wanted with a hand behind his back, and I first asked Mulan for a cup of Biluochun, of course, the tea in the bar is just like the Chinese food in Chinatown, and I mainly wanted Mulan to take medicine with heat.

Thinking that this was the first time I drank with Wu Sangui, I specially ordered two bottles of pure vodka, I thought that this kind of wine was in line with the temper of the old man, and waved away to drive away the waiter who wanted to give us soft drinks for wine, I first poured a big glass for Wu Sangui, picked it up and touched it with the old guy: "That...... I got it, hehe, drink. "I'm a little embarrassed, I don't know what to call it, just now he saved my life, I couldn't help but call out the third brother, but now that strength has passed a little.

Wu Sangui drank it dry in one gulp and said with a smile: "Don't even call my brother anymore?" ”

I laughed a few times and said, "Third brother......"

Wu Sangui filled himself up and sighed: "Hey, I admit that you look down on me, who let us do it, but Xiaoqiang, let me ask you, what do you think I should do at that time?" Li Zicheng, that bastard, told me to surrender, blatantly occupied my woman, persecuted my old father, and I rushed to be a slave for him again? It's not that we don't have the idea of loyalty, but I'm so loyal, the old Zhu family himself collapsed the scourge of his family, I took the soldiers to Yanjing to save him, and only halfway to Chongzhen's kid hung on the crooked neck tree, my first thought at the time was that no matter what, I couldn't let the Qing soldiers enter the customs, I took the soldiers back to guard the Shanhaiguan, at that time I was already in a dilemma, if I was die-hard, I would lead the troops to fight Li Zicheng, the Qing soldiers still had to enter the customs, I want to think about it, the surname Li is still Han after all, and Li will descend to Li, But you know what the fuck he did, I was going to die in Shanhaiguan with the Qing army at that time, and others can't say anything, but what should I do with this breath? Speaking of which, your third brother and I are not afraid of death, but I only live for myself, and I deserve to be scolded. Speaking of this, Wu Sangui was a little excited and took a big sip of wine.

I hurriedly said: "I don't want to mention the things before, but now there are 56 ethnic groups in one family, so it's not interesting to talk about this anymore." "It can be seen that Lao Wu Tou is not as calm as he said, and he is very reasonable, what should I do if it were me? Think about it, I was about to surrender, but the bun was occupied, did you treat me as a person? How do you swallow this breath? Then I'...... Wait, which one do you say is the one who doesn't open your eyes to occupy the buns? Speaking of which, there is still some truth to the phrase "red face and troubled water" after all.

At this time, Qin Shi Huang had almost figured out what happened to Wu Sangui, and he touched the wine glass and said: "If you want to be hungry (I said), you should set up another door when you are a silk (time)." ”

Wu Sangui said: "But there is no place for me, at that time, the poor people supported Li Zicheng, and a large part of the rich people were the remnants of the Ming Dynasty. ”

Qin Shi Huang smiled: "Crooked (that) did the Zhu family touch (have) any descendants?" Are the poor afraid of the Qing soldiers? ”

Wu Sangui was stunned and said, "What do you mean?" ”

Xiang Yu patted the table lightly and exclaimed: "Brother Ying is still thoughtful, he means to let you support a descendant of the Zhu family, and win over the poor under the banner of destroying the Qing Dynasty, then won't the last world be yours?" ”

The delicate Hua Mulan said: "No, according to that, in the end, the descendants of the Zhu family will sit in the world." ”

As soon as she said this, Qin Shihuang, Xiang Yu, and Wu Sangui all smiled relatively and looked at her like an innocent little sister. In fact, not only these emperors and heroes, but even I know what to do, just after the country is about to fight and already has a large number of his own dead friends, who can guarantee that the descendants of the Zhu family will not die of a strange illness overnight? Is there still a lot of such things in history? In fact, Qin Shi Huang forced Lü Buwei to death in order to really grasp the authority, and Xiang Yu started to support King Chu Huai, which is all a surname, a mature politician, and naturally should know how to kick away that stumbling block in a timely manner.

Wu Sangui pondered for a while, and suddenly said, "What about Chen Yuanyuan?" Wu Sangui stabbed Xiang Yu, "Brother Xiang, if your Yu Ji is snatched away, can you hold back your anger for a while and then move forward?" ”

Xiang Yu hesitated for a moment, shook his head and said with a wry smile: "If someone asked me if I wanted Jiangshan or Ayu before, I would have told him categorically that I wanted Jiangshan, but after experiencing life and death, now I can't say it." At the end, Xiang Yu said angrily, "Brother Wu and I are both reckless men who are high-spirited, and what they say about hegemony is a laugh in vain." ”

Qin Shi Huang smiled slightly, and didn't talk about this topic anymore.

Speaking of the end, Xiang Da'er has the world in mind but his children are long and heroic and short-breathed, Lao Wu has no ambition, he is just quick for a while, he is always forced by the situation, but he never wants to take the initiative to do something, or the fat man is the most successful, the Seven Kingdoms are unified, the Great Wall has been repaired, but the emotional life is a little boring, which is in response to the lyrics: Big men are not good to do, no matter how hard they work, they don't say it, and their children's love is hidden in their hearts......

I put my arm around the shoulders of the two fools and said, "They are all bad people, so let's both be pure and come to drink." ”

The second fool pushed me away and said disdainfully: "You are so childish when you speak! ”

Everyone at the table laughed, and Xiang Yu shouted: "Give me two more bottles of vodka-"

I looked at Hua Mulan, whose brows gradually relaxed, and said, "Sister, when I have time, I will take you back to Yucai for Bian Que and Hua Tuo to see, I always cover people like this and think you are Xi Shi." ”

Hua Mulan smiled: "Xi Shi is covering her heart, besides, am I so beautiful?" ”

I said dismissively, "You're much prettier than Shih Tzu, really." Then I asked the person next to me, "Who of you here has seen Shih Tzu?" People shook their heads.

I said, "Later, when she comes, you two Bibi." ”

Speaking of Yucai, I suddenly appeared in my mind Liangshan heroes and the Four Heavenly Kings, I haven't seen them for so long I really want to think about it, I took out the phone and called Tong Yuan's mobile phone, there is no time difference between Singapore and China, it is now more than 10 o'clock in the evening, they have returned to the hotel from the game site for supper, Tong Yuan picked up the phone and probably made a silent action around him, saying: "Shh, it's Xiaoqiang." She didn't say that it was okay, but as soon as she said it, the sky suddenly turned upside down, and a few rough voices shouted: "I'll tell him, I'll tell him." ”

In the end, the phone came to Fang Zhenjiang, and it seemed that the distance between him and Tong Yuan was the closest - as for why it was so close, I won't say anything.

Fang Zhenjiang shouted: "Hey, Xiaoqiang! Why did you only remember to call us now? ”

I laughed and said, "A bunch of conscienceless things, and say, if I don't beat you, you'll forget about me, right?" ”

There was silence on the other side for a while, and then there was a real ping-pong voice, which seemed to be grabbing the phone again, Zhang Qing gasped and said, "Xiaoqiang, are you not dead yet?" ”

I laughed and scolded: "Dog, how is the game, didn't you get beaten all over the ground looking for teeth, right?" ”

Zhang Qing said arrogantly: "You haven't watched TV? ”

"What are you doing watching TV, you're wanted by the international police?"

Zhang Qingdao: "Hehe, it scares you when you say it, I haven't even let the foreign grandsons win a bronze medal in the game so far." ”

Wang Yin's ridicule came from next to Zhang Qing: "What about the face, did you make people so scared that they couldn't move at first when you played against that Russian?" There was laughter all around.

Zhang Qing said a little embarrassedly: "Hey, it's really the first time I've seen Lao Tzu, a man with yellow hair and blue eyes, I thought it was a goblin." ”

I laughed and said, "Everyone else is okay?" ”

"It's all good, but Zhenjiang had a little accident when he played the final yesterday and almost lost."

"What's wrong?"

"He said that he was chilled as if he was suddenly possessed, and his strength was not as strong as usual, but it was better in 10 minutes."

I sweated a sweat and said ashamedly: "Tell Zhenjiang that when I come back, I will invite him to eat biscuits to suppress the shock-when will you finish the competition?" ”

"Come on, we'll surprise you when we get back, you're fine, right?"

I hurriedly said: "It's good, there are a lot of people from the school again, and Second Brother Guan is also here, but it's a pity that I went to Henan." "I didn't dare tell them that we were kicking people, and according to the temper of the bandits, they knew that there was such a buzz and they had to rush back.

After that, I chatted with Lu Junyi and Fang La, and they closed the line.

Wu Sangui was very fascinated after learning that I was talking to the heroes of Liangshan, and finally said a little worriedly: "Do you think they will look down on me after they want to know about me?" ”

I patted Wu Sangui on the shoulder and said, "Third brother, let's not talk about this in the future, I also understand your suffering, and let the rest be evaluated by future generations." ”

Xiang Yu said: "It's already the afterlife—"

I glanced at Hua Mulan and said, "Actually, apart from me, Sister Mulan, who is not a flower on his head and under his feet, how can there be such a consistent evaluation?" ”

We had all drunk so much that we almost forgot what we were doing, and I didn't even remember when the waiter came to check out the bill, which was already a little drunk, and I took out my wallet and looked at the bill and exclaimed, "Holy, three thousand eight?" I broke out in a cold sweat, and most of the wine woke up, and said to Xiang Yu in a deep voice: "Everyone, it's time to work!" ”

The first to react was Jing Ke, who jumped on the stage with ease and shouted: "Kill ......" and I, desperate to grab the bill and tear it to pieces.

The six of us, with a tacit understanding in our hearts, cleared the field, the main attack, and the thugs who ran out to maintain order in the blink of an eye were all fanned down, and a foreman who looked like a foreman saw that the situation was wrong, and immediately appeared, grabbed me and begged: "Six discounts...... Is it okay to get 6% off? ”

I said depressedly, "Don't you know why we smashed your field?" ”

A Ma Tsai who had just been beaten down by Wu Sangui pointed at us and said, "You smashed the rich man?" ”

The foreman seemed to have heard about us, and asked tremblingly, "Didn't you say that the next one would go to Qian Leduo, why did you come to us?" ”

I blushed and hurriedly said, "Accident, accident, let's just come to have something to drink before leaving." "This makes me feel quite embarrassed, in fact, if it weren't for the fact that this bar is so ruthless, I would have just given the money and it would have been over, after all, our operation was a big fanfare, and we didn't want people to think that we were doing those tricks.

The foreman raised his hands crossed into the air and waved desperately: "Don't fight, don't fight!" ”

At this time, the battle was already coming to an end, and as soon as he shouted, the few remaining thugs fled to the side, and the foreman smiled at me and said, "In this case, I will not delay you to go to Qian Leduo, you go slowly." ”

We: "......"

I have to say that the foreman can bend and stretch, and he sees the opportunity very quickly.

Speaking of bars, I remembered: I seem to run a ...... too I'm not the same Xiaoqiang as before, I'm smashing people's shops here, and I don't care that I'm also a monk with a temple, I hurriedly called Sun Sixin, and the first thing I said was: "If someone goes to us to make trouble, don't say anything, don't do anything, just take our people and quit." ”

Sun Sixin's promotion also began with the original "flames of war", and he paused for a moment after hearing me say this, he immediately replied: "I know what to do." "Hey, our manager is no worse than Lei Laosi's!

We were politely sent out by the people at the bar and drove to the money.

In the car, Mulan said: "You said that the other party wouldn't think that we were afraid of him and started a sneak attack, right?" ”

"I'm worried about this, too," I said with a calm face, "-- who of you just ordered a striptease?" ”

Everyone looked at each other, and the second fool laughed, I knew that he must have been listening to this stubble on the radio, and today I ran this personal experience, I glared at him: "I said why is it so expensive!" ”

Hua Mulan said: "It's okay, didn't you give money in the end anyway?" ”

I said angrily, "Is it because of the money--I just patronize and talk to you, I don't know when I danced!" ”

……

Qian Leduo is very easy to find, the location is also good, in fact, I have heard of the rich and Qian Leduo, but I didn't know that this was Lei Laosi's business before, and now it is like a big enemy here, although there are no gangsters to join in the fun, but from the depression and slaughter at the gate, you can feel that it has been arranged inside.

After we got off the car, the front desk has been replaced by a man of all colors, a small man who is not from the hospitality background at first glance smirked and said to me who walked in with his head: "Sir, are you singing k, dancing or ......" It seems that although the other party is waiting for us, it is not closed yet, and now a small leader is sent to the front desk to entertain people, this little one has not finished talking Xiang Yu followed up, the little one looked up at Xiang Yu, and suddenly took out a piece of paper from his pocket, looked at us at the paper, and muttered: "Big man, woman, Old man...... And a fat man? ”

Qin Shi Huang, who was the last to enter the door, said with a smile: "The mouth (this) is grinning." ”

I'm very strange, I can't help but be happy when I come to the little one, I see that there are six portraits painted on the paper he is holding, like an ancient wanted warrant, it is rare that the person who paints the painting has a very accurate grasp of our demeanor, and it seems that Lei Laosi is also full of talents.

After the little one finished the avatar, he put away the paper and smiled at us: "We have been waiting for you for a long time, please come with me." ”

I glanced at Xiang Yu and them hesitantly, grabbed the little one and asked, "What about the thunder?" ”

The little one still smiled and said, "Please come with me." ”

Xiang Yu nodded at me slightly, indicating that there was no need to worry.

The other party now changed a card, really stunned me, if now shouting to start playing it will seem that we are timid, at this time can only wait and see, maybe the small one will lead us to a field, a look is tens of thousands of people holding crossbow arrows shouting "gale" waiting for us.

The little one led us to a brightly lit conference room, flanked by seven or eight younger brothers in suits, and the little one beckoned us, "Please take a seat." ”

It doesn't look like we're going to fight, and after we take down three cities in a row, they won't be so naïve as to think that a dozen people have the capital to start a war with us, right?

The little one asked someone to serve us tea and smoke, and I couldn't hold my breath anymore, and said, "You call the thunder out, we won't start directly." "Because it seems that the other party really wants to talk, and our purpose is not to treat the kid surnamed Lei how, I just want him to apologize to Baozi, bullying women is something that can't be used to anything, to say that my anger has almost disappeared in the pride of the battle, smashed to the present, it is a bit like a spring breeze, the sequelae of eating Fang Zhenjiang biscuits yesterday are much better, the waist is not sore, the legs are not painful, and it is not difficult to smash five fields in one go.

The little one kindly put the ashtray in front of me, smiled and said, "That...... I still have to ask, why did Lei Shao offend you? ”

I banged on the table and said, "Don't ask me about this, you let that kid think for himself!" ”

The little one smiled and said: "Several, I think let's open the skylight and say something, what do you want, say it - let's go on the road, many friends and many roads, it's not that it can't be discussed, a few faces, it may be outsiders or friends on other roads, to say it, our Boss Lei is also the number one in the local area, it is impossible to really take six people, he has to endure again and again out of love......

This time, I couldn't bear it anymore, and slammed the ashtray on the opposite wall with a blue face, and shouted: "I didn't say it, fight!" "What annoys me is Lei Laosi's face that adults don't remember villains, you said that I led a group of emperor heroes and even Han Jian to work all night, and in the end I didn't even want my son to come out and say a word, and put up a scene to scare me, even if it wasn't for the bun, I was aggrieved for myself!

Wu Sangui and the others stood up lazily, clenched their fists and looked at the row of suits by the wall, but the suits didn't mean to do anything at all, you look at me, I look at you, and stood obediently, Xiang Yu had to pick up a chair and smash the round table first.

Seeing that things didn't go as he imagined, he hid aside and made a phone call, and after I smashed the rear-projection TV, he finally handed me the phone and shouted, "We have less thunder-"

I took it, and a young voice on the other side shouted frantically: "Boss, I've been thinking about it all night, I really don't know where to offend you!" ”

I said coldly, "My daughter-in-law's shoulders are still green!" ”

There was probably someone around Lei Ming, so he heard the kid ask in confusion: "Did I hit a woman?" Someone said intermittently, "Let's ...... ...... during the day"

Lei Ming posted the phone again: "Yes, we smashed two stores during the day - but which one is your daughter-in-law?" ”

Sure enough, it's not a good person! It's okay to smash people to play, except for looking for the stubble of the bun, I don't know who else is unlucky to provoke him.

Without waiting for me to speak, Lei Ming paused and asked, "What's your voice over there?" ”

I laughed weirdly, "I'm smashing your shop too - you'd better wait for me at the next nightclub, or your business won't be opened." ”

Lei Ming couldn't hold back any longer, and roared hysterically: "Here you come! Here you go! If you can't die, you are the one you raised! ”

I hung up the phone and snapped my fingers and said, "Brother Yu, go!" ”

Xiang Yu and the others asked me together, "Where are you going?" ”

I said, "I've got a new godson—"

(To be continued)