Chapter 296: The Deafening Cat's Meow-I
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The warriors who were fighting at the forefront of the battle, from the moment Bu Qing selected them, basically did not have the idea of going back alive. Fortunately, although Bu Qing is lustful, he has never withheld the promised reward, otherwise he would not have been able to get the support of others so smoothly and become the most powerful group leader in Bianjing City.
But after a few hits, the warriors realized that they didn't seem to be able to die for a moment. The mighty army of beggars not only scared away the defenders of the city, but also seemed to have scared away the city. Sure enough, they are still barefoot and not afraid to wear shoes, how can these people who are accustomed to enjoying happiness be as effective as those who work hard every day.
So the basic form that is now unfolding in front of them is that there are countless treasures and women waiting for them in front of them, and there is not enough strength to guard them.
Several of Hu Siqing's subordinates are now also eager to try. They were already following behind the so-called warriors, ready to follow closely behind and grab some of the things that had come before. They obviously didn't intend to leave anything of value for the people behind them.
But Hu Siqing is still relatively calm, at least, he is not blind enough to believe that the other party has no resistance at all. He had heard that the armed men of those people did not take much effort to dismantle a pawnshop under their jurisdiction, although the pawnshop was not sturdy, but there were dozens of elite thugs in it, but none of them could escape at that time, which shows that these people are definitely not as useless as the minions think.
However, he would not tell his minions about these worries. Why? He feared that when his minions heard these words, they would begin to worry about whether their attacks would be met with a strong response. In that case, the courage they gathered would be shattered in an instant. The courage of a rabble is also easy to dismantle. As long as they praise each other, they can make each other's courage continue to exist.
If Hu Siqing himself shattered their courage, then he still counted on who could charge at the front, and who could be willing to become cannon fodder. Do you want Hu Siqing to do it himself? He Hu Siqing thinks that he is not honest enough to be like that.
So after the gate of this Huangzhuang was breached, Hu Siqing was very mature, like other group leaders, and did not rush in, but stood outside the gate of Huangzhuang, quietly waiting for his minions to send back the fastest battle report.
The minions were obviously very excited today, although they also knew that the riches and boasts of the group leaders in the Yellow Village were to attract them or risk their lives to rob, but they also knew that the place that could be boasted to that extent was probably far more real than some of the big houses they had looted before. Then, there is no reason not to sell your life.
The warriors rushed to the front, and Hu Siqing's minions followed behind. Now they don't care where the young man from Granny Cao's meatloaf shop has gone. Single-mindedly here to ransack this place.
After rushing through the gate, they soon came to a vast square, which they may not have known to be called a square, but the square did not discriminate against their loneliness, and showed them its own characteristics to the fullest.
For a moment, the empty square made them feel that they couldn't find a clue. They began to look at each other, not knowing where to run to find the treasure and the woman, so they stood in a daze.
The people who followed closely behind them, after seeing that they didn't move, didn't know what was happening in front of them, so some people guessed, "Did they have been immobilized?" ”
Hu Siqing, who was standing outside the gate of Huangzhuang, saw that the flow of people who were surging towards the inside just now suddenly stopped, and he couldn't help but be very surprised, but there was no shouting and killing sound inside, and it didn't look like he had been ambushed.
Realizing that it was not a way to guess like this, Hu Siqing simply led people to squeeze in directly, and after passing through the not long city gate hole, he also quickly saw the vast flat land. But Hu Siqing soon laughed louder. Originally, he thought that after entering the city, there would be something similar to the urn city, and after the vanguard came in, it was very likely to be ambushed, but he didn't expect that it would be an open field inside, so it would be easy to do.
"What are you all doing in a daze?" Hu Siqing kicked over a small minion with a snort, and continued to roar loudly, "Treasures and beauties are in front, rush through this flat land, you can bring countless treasures home, and by the way, you can also hone your spear on the big ** of women who have studied women, what are you still doing in a daze?" When I went to play, they ran out. ”
was shouted by Hu Siqing, and the little minions finally came back to their senses. They rushed forward in a hurry, and no one even looked back to the walls that they had traversed to take a look.
This can make Zhuge Liang and Shu Tingbei pick up a bargain, and it seems that no one will find out where they are hiding in a short time.
"I thought that if they climbed up to the top of the city, we would just start moving, but looking at this posture, they seem to be more willing to drill into it."
"Then let them drill."
Shu Tingbei took out a piece of lamb leg meat from her backpack, sprinkled a little cumin powder or two and began to eat it.
"Why don't you bring some warm?" Zhuge Liang also took out a piece of Shu Tingbei's backpack and put it in his mouth, and then reached out to find out if there was cumin powder in the rice.
Shu Tingbei slapped his hand away, and scolded with a vague smile: "Don't I have a bottle in my hand?" What else are you looking for? Why, could it be that you have a habit of cleanliness, and you don't want to use the things I have used? ”
Zhuge Liang sighed. Anyway, Liu Bei would not generally give it to him.
When Shu Tingbei just knocked out his hand, he thought that he was not allowed to rummage things inside. For Zhuge Liang, the lords who grew up in the twenty-first century are more approachable than the group of people in the Three Kingdoms era.
After taking a bite of the cold mutton, Zhuge Liang continued to ask, "I just asked, why didn't you bring a piece of hot meat." ”
After Shu Tingbei swallowed a bite of mutton, the non-stop Wei Zhuge Liang sent a huge white eye. He pointed to the group of minions below and said to Zhuge Liang: "If they ask about the smell of meat, can they still allow us to eat meat so leisurely?" ”
Zhuge Liangdao was negligent in this point. He had thought that there was a huge disparity in strength between the two sides, and he had already arranged it. Anyway, it can be carried out at any time, but it is negligent in secrecy. However, this is not a serious mistake, it should be said that Shu Tingbei is too nervous, and all measures are strictly implemented. If Zhang Fei is here, he will definitely eat hot, as long as the people below smell the smell and rush up, then go straight to war, anyway, they are ready.
It seems that Shu Tingbei is still a very cautious person.
"When we're done cleaning up this group of rats, I'll invite you to Granny Cao's meatloaf shop and rub them off. The shopkeeper still remembered me, and knew that he had come to report the news, although we had been prepared, but I still had to thank them. ”
"To take care of the business?"
"Of course it's not just that, I'm going to buy 60 percent of them and do business with them. This Granny Cao's meatloaf shop is opened everywhere. ”
Zhuge Liang was taken aback. It turns out that Shu Tingbei's way of thanking others is to acquire each other. Fortunately, Zhuge Liang soon heard about Shu Tingbei's measures to help Granny Cao's meatloaf shop expand its social influence, otherwise he really wondered if Shu Tingbei's logic was missing something.
At this time, the vanguard of the beggar gang had already rushed to the vicinity of the second courtyard wall. There are a lot of doors here, and the warriors who were anxious by Bu Qing really couldn't find any one that was more suitable for an attack for a while. They finally set their sights on Hu Siqing, the highest gang status in the crowd.
Hu Siqing thought for a while, pointed to the largest door in the middle and said, "Smash it!" Demoralize the enemy. ”
The warriors picked up the poor tree and rushed towards the gate in the middle.
There was a dull crash after a crash, but the gate remained unmoving. It's like the combined force of a hundred and ten big men, but it's just tickling.
At this time, there were more and more small minions pouring in behind Hu Siqing, they were about to fill the square that originally looked very broad, if they were standing side by side with the front and back of the eight classics, Shi Junrong wanted to come and have a huge lineup, but they were crowded together in groups of three or five, and they were still chirping towards each other, and Shu Tingbei on the city wall wanted to pick up and remind them: "Dear, you are here to loot, please be professional." ”
A leg of mutton was gnawed by Zhuge Liang, and a bottle of mineral water was almost drunk, and the people who hit the city gate over there had not yet finished it. Zhuge Liang reluctantly took Shu Tingbei's backpack and muttered while checking it: "Is there any instant noodles?" I'm talking about barrels. It is estimated that after eating instant noodles, they should be about the same. ”
Shu Tingbei angrily snatched back her bag, and scolded with a smile: "You dog-headed military strategist, how can you be less professional than those robbers?" ”
Zhuge Liang immediately barked like a fried cat: "What are you carrying that man's bag every day?" Can't bullying someone see your true gender? Why don't you find a sack to carry on your back, learn from the migrant worker brothers, you see how simple they are. ”
Shu Tingbei immediately scolded back: "Who is still carrying a sack of migrant workers now? They are now well-equipped, and they have a crazy 5 that they use to smash walnuts if they don't know how to play games. How good it is to eat walnuts, with a long body, it is much more pursued than those who are busy raising their postures. ”
Zhuge Liang immediately replied: "The walnut shell-breaking artifact of mobile phone power in these years is still Nokia. What can an iPhone do? Earthquake you jumped on to protect it? If you change to an Android phone, the screen is large and you can also block your mother, and if you use Nokia, you can withstand an eight-magnitude earthquake. ”
"Who said Apple doesn't have a big screen anymore? Didn't you just come out recently? ”
"The permission to enter the network has only been issued for a short time, and the injury will take half a month."
The two of them just quarreled without saying a word, and they didn't take the people below seriously at all. In fact, the people below didn't take them seriously, and what those people did was not fundamentally different from them.
"Wu Na man, can you still bump into it, I'm still waiting to go in and divide the gold and silver." A little minion standing next to the warrior said to him bitterly, "Look at my brother, he is almost thirty years old and has not yet married the Hun family, I heard that the little lady of the Splendid Country is tall and plump, and my brother is still going to go in and marry her three or five." ”
As soon as the man's words fell, the group of people around him, who were obviously confused with him, laughed as amusedly.
But the big man heard this laughter very harshly, if it weren't for the big tree in his hand, he would have stepped forward and kicked these splashes to the ground one by one, and taught a good lesson. At the moment, he replied angrily: "You don't have a backache when you stand and talk, and if you want to go in early, why don't you hit the city gate with us quickly." ”
How could those splashes be willing to do such thankless things, and scolded at the moment: "You were still picked by Bu Qingtuan, is that just so?" I really can't see what you're capable of. ”
The big man was immediately angry, and was about to put down the big tree and let the others bear an extra weight, but unexpectedly, at this time, the drums and trumpets suddenly sounded on the city, and on the originally silent city wall, suddenly a group of people appeared in black.
The strong man and the little splashes looked at each other, but they were all shocked.
Hu Siqing also saw the changes in the city, he regretted it very much now, why did he come in so easily? Didn't you think about it well at first, and you had to wait outside to watch the cannon fodder and the little minions fight to the death?
At this time, Zhuge Liang was lying on the city wall behind Hu Siqing, holding a bucket of freshly eaten instant noodles in his arms and burping, and kept muttering in his mouth: "That's the taste, it's delicious." ”
Shu Tingbei, who was on the side, also held a large bucket of instant noodles in her arms, and said while burping: "In the future, we Xingmao will also set up an instant noodle factory, not to make this kind of small one, but to pick the big one, which can make people eat a full meal." What is this? Too underestimating a normal person's stomach. ”
Suddenly, in Shu Tingbei's backpack, the walkie-talkie suddenly let out a heavy shout: "Report to the lord, we have begun to attack." Any other instructions? ”
"Hiccup, hiccup...... Hit hard, burp ......"
"Burp?" The voice of confusion on the other side soon came, "Why are you hiccups?" ”
"I didn't say hiccups, hiccups...... I said rat fighting, like a cat, burp...... Mouse hunting! ”
"Subordinates understood!"
Of course, Hu Siqing would not have known the existence of this conversation, and perhaps he had now determined that he himself would not know anything. Maybe just a few dozen minutes later, if he had the concept of minutes, a group of sub-government officials and even the emperor's personal guards would rush into his home in Bianjing City and arrest his family. Then, according to the crime of treason, he killed them all.
As for why he thought so, it was because of the group of black people who appeared at the head of the city, that was one of the emperor's personal guards, the most special group of people in the upper four armies of the Great Song Dynasty, the person in charge of security outside the palace, and the elite troops named Kuanyi Tianwu.
Behind them were the more than one million forbidden troops of the Song Dynasty, one of the few troops who could squat in Bianjing City for many years to guard their homes and support the Japanese army. I heard that this army has a lot to do with the Cao family. And today's queen is the Cao family. To a large extent, they were also the emperor's most important deterrent.
Being able to die at the hands of the Japanese army is also an honor for a group of beggars.
In the end, Hu Siqing could only comfort himself like this.
At this time, the Japanese army had already pulled all the excellent archers to the city, as long as an order was given, they who had already bent their bows and arrows and were ready to attack, they could shoot the people under the city directly into hedgehogs.
At this time, the strong men who carried the big tree to hit the city gate even forgot to put down the giant tree in their hands, and those little minions seemed to have a few nimble minds.
I don't know who the county shouted "Run", and everyone realized that there was a city gate behind them that could allow them to leave here alive, but the general school gate of the Japanese army, where would this group of rabble take out their palms, and they still expected to get a point of military merit.
Under a regime that has been peaceful for a long time, the military industry is too rare. Moreover, the group of people in the north were also frantically robbing the scriptures on the battlefield, and the Japanese army could only stay at the doorstep, but now it was different. It's great that a group of stupid rabble dares to rebel, isn't this a military feat sent to the door?
So, the shout of the little minion actually became a military order to praise the Japanese army, and after he died under the rain of arrows, he should also be proud of it, so he also commanded the Japanese army once, although he was shot to death by the Japanese army.
At the same time, Xiang Yu led the armed family recruited by Little Bear City to attack the location of Bu Qing and the others from the side gate. The cavalry units of the Japanese army followed closely behind them, but it was not the generals of the Great Song Dynasty who commanded them, but the reborn who had only rushed over from the famous university.
Although they were not familiar with each other, the soldiers who recited it were accustomed to the status quo of "soldiers do not know generals, and generals do not know soldiers", and they did not have much opinion on them taking over the command, and the bravery they showed quickly convinced the soldiers.
Bu Qing and the other group leaders had already heard the wailing of Hu Siqing and the others who had attacked, but it was actually not beyond his expectations. It's certain that there is an ambush in it, and they won't just give up resistance. Hu Siqing can see this, is Bu Qing not as good as that guy?
But what about the sudden shouts of killing outside the city? Why did Bu Qing and the other regiment leaders see that a group of cavalry is galloping towards him.