I slapped Wei Wuji with my palm, this kid blew his beard and glared, he was originally a very good-looking old man with a white face, but this time he had no demeanor.

I've always wondered why he's angry, it's said that this is the enemy of two armies, and if he comes, he will allow me to go, and the Lord of the Yellow Altar will treat me like that, and I'm not at ease?

Later, I figured it out, Wei Wuji originally figured out the details of the Shi family this time, his biggest imaginary enemy is Shi Cundao, and Shi Cundao is not a star and a half away from him, Wei Wuji's trip can be described as confident, he was going to kill the opponent in one fell swoop, but suddenly a hairy boy at the level of a sword saint appeared, according to Wei Wuji, this was originally an impossible thing to happen but it happened, Wei Wuji is not angry, it is angry that fate is unfair, and at the moment when he is about to raise his eyebrows in his life, the opponent has opened a plug-in, shamefully cheated - it's like fighting a landlord, obviously the king is in his hands, but a king comes out of the fight...... However, I also have my own difficulties, in fact, when I faced the Red Altar Lord just now, I already felt that my sword qi began to weaken, and by the time Shi Cundao found out that I was a sword saint, it meant that the sword qi had retreated by more than one notch.

At this time, there is a strong enemy in front of me and the sword energy can't help dissipating, it can be said that it is a domestic and external difficulty, but I am the last pillar of the historian, and my collapse means that the whole army is annihilated, and my life is really the most difficult at this moment. But the situation didn't allow me to think about it anymore, I turned my heart sideways and slapped my palm at Wei Wou-Ki, instead of letting the sword qi drain itself, it was better to let them drain Wei Wouji's strength, I was like an unscrupulous employer, working hard to get the most out of the worker's contract when his contract was about to expire.

Wei Wuji naturally didn't know the little Jiujiu in my heart, he was constantly provoked by a 20-year-old hairy boy who constantly took the initiative to provoke him, which was probably a great shame that he had never suffered in his life, he angrily faced me with a palm and suddenly his expression flashed, and the second palm avoided the side, it turned out that although he didn't understand what I was thinking, but he saw that I was eager to compete with him for sword energy, so he did the opposite, besides, the old guy's eyes were so vicious, he saw that although my sword qi was strong, but the tricks were jerky, his body instantly pasted up, and said coldly: "Little beast, I'm here to guide you in boxing! ”

I sighed to myself, I was really afraid of something, hand-to-hand combat was originally my weakness. Wei Wou-Ki leaned up, one hand hidden behind him, one fist in front of his chest, I followed his example, also hid one hand behind him, but the other hand was open to his fist, Wei Wou-Ki saw that I was in a strange posture, for a moment I was not focused, in a moment the hand in front of me changed from a fist to a palm, I saw the opportunity very quickly, the palm of the hand pinched, only two fingers stretched out, still facing his hand.

Wei Wuji showed a hint of confusion and couldn't help but ask, "What kind of kung fu are you?" ”

I said seriously: "You don't know what you said, in short, it's to restrain your kung fu!" ”

Although Wei Wuji was insidious and cunning, he could immerse himself in silver martial arts all his life, and when he saw that he was happy, he couldn't care that this was a life-and-death fight, and couldn't help asking, "Did you create it yourself?" ”

I said, "That's not it, this set of kung fu is known to everyone in the world, and as a sword master, you won't know it, right?" ”

Wei Wuji became more and more curious, but since I said that it was a well-known kung fu, he wanted to ask it directly for fear of showing his eyes, if he didn't ask, he would be unwilling, so he said: "My previous fist is the fist created by the invincible monkey Houjia of Binzhou Shenquan, which is rare to see on the rivers and lakes, but the latter set of palm techniques is my improved kung fu from the Wei family's ancestors, and you can't even know." After saying that, he stared at me with a wrong look.

I understood that this was Wei Wou-Ki showing sincerity, and the purpose was naturally to know the name of my kung fu, so I deliberately thought about it before saying: "Seeing that you are so humble and ask for advice, you might as well teach you to be a good person, in fact, it is very simple, if you punch out, I will make cloth, and if you make cloth, I have to make scissors - my set of boxing methods is called guessing boxing, and children are also called rock-paper-scissors." ”

As I finished the last word, there was a burst of laughter from the soldiers around me, and even the people of the three-color stone couldn't cry or laugh, what kind of identity was Wei Wouji, who was teased by a junior on such an occasion - I not only touched the tiger's tail, but also dragged the tiger thin. Wei Wuji's face changed sharply, and he shouted: "Look for death!" He threw himself all over, his right palm was caged on the top of my head, I ignored his palm, two fingers went straight into his eyes, Wei Wouji's head turned to my waist with his left hand, I still ignored him, and his wrist turned to insert his eyes as usual, but Wei Wuji changed his move very quickly, and only took a slight step to get rid of my entanglement, and the palm on my waist was about to be cut, I poked forward, the fingers that originally attacked his eyes could only touch the tip of his nose, and I stabbed my fingers towards his two nostrils regardless of the surname, Shocked and angry, Wei Wuji took a big step back, and I smiled and said, "The scissors are indeed the nemesis of the cloth." ”

Wei Wouji said angrily: "Indecent! ”

I happily said, "It's not easy to get these two words out of your mouth." "Actually, I know that I am too far away from Wei Wuji's martial arts moves, so I use a lose-lose style, he came this time to destroy the history of the family full of eyebrows, naturally he refused to die with me, and it is precisely because I understand this that I can force him to take a step back, speaking of which, if he didn't hide just now, that palm may not be able to kill me in one fell swoop, even if his nostrils are inserted, it's a big deal to change his nose in the future, but Wei Wuji is a self-proclaimed master, this kind of sacrifice is still far higher than his bottom line, otherwise people will talk about it in the future, Although he killed the five waste firewood of the Shi family, he was poked in the nostrils, and his face was not bright.

Wei Wou-Ki was taken aback, volleyed into the air, his legs kicked a row of flying feet at me with great speed, he understood my intentions, so he came up with such a move, aimed at making me unable to even use Hu Lai's means, if it was a master of equal status, Wei Wou-Ki naturally had to concentrate on dealing with this move, but there was no pressure on me, I just wanted to protect myself now, and I drilled under Wei Wouji's legs with a strong waist, and when I looked up, I saw a butt on the top of my head, and I don't know which tendon was twitched, and I couldn't help but put my palms together, Poking at the seam of the trousers, Wei Wuji bowed his head and swept away, so angry that one Buddha was born and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, he kicked his right foot back, and I pushed his palms flat on the soles of his shoes, sending him far away. Wei Wuji didn't wait for him to land, and he was already thundering: "Who did you learn all these despicable tricks from?" ”

I spread my hands and said, "Didn't you play when you were a kid?" "Speaking of this trick, the poisonous dragon drill (also called fire fart. Eye) is one of the pranks that we like to see when we go to school, once prevailed, when we often saw the person in front of me walking leisurely on the road, behind there was a sneaky cat waist followed behind, and then enough hands together, towards the lower part of the Pythagorean in front of the person struggled, and then you can hear the ghost crying wolf howl, of course, this job also requires technical content, first of all, you can't let people find out, and then recognize the acupoint is also accurate, if you poke on the ass ball, it is easy to poke your fingers painfully, but once you make it, But it is impossible to prevent people, and the person who is attacked can not be pursued in a short time, it is a trick that we must learn for the whole person, the biggest risk of this trick is for those who are farting and pulling in their pants, I have a classmate who chose the wrong object at the wrong time and the wrong place, he put his hand directly in the crotch of a classmate who was jumping at the door of the toilet, which caused him to lose confidence in his hands, and he could only wear gloves all year roundHe is now the best proctology doctor...... Uh, get down to business.

Wei Wuji was angry and suddenly said "Huh" again, looking at me with suspicious eyes, my heart said bad, my sword qi has weakened a lot during this time, and he has already felt it on the pair, I don't give him the time to ponder, I flew over and said: "Hey, it's good to beat your old girl!" "This time I took the initiative to attack, the move was rude, just like an ordinary person fighting, I stabbed him in the cheek with my fist, Wei Wou-Ki wanted to dodge or fight back, it was naturally not difficult, but he had the heart to test me, the palm of his hand probed, the fist against each other, I was shocked and fell back violently, and then my body swung around in half a circle, I was anxious, I understood that exposing my back to Wei Wou-Ki at this time was no different from suicide, so I desperately twisted my heels, this turn turned as expected, Wei Wou-Ki had already posted up, I turned around, and the two of us came face to face, Not only was I taken aback, but Wei Wou-Ki was also startled, at a distance close to each other, it was almost like dancing with the Grim Reaper, Wei Wou-Ki was experienced in facing the enemy, when I was still in a daze, he had already issued a dozen palms, from bottom to top, very fast, like a person with more than a dozen arms, snapping and joining in a row from the lower abdomen to the chest, at this moment I had no room for hesitation, I couldn't say whether it was a blessing to the soul or forced to be helpless, followed by a dozen palms, Each palm was a late start, but following Wei Wuji's rhythm, he didn't miss a palm, these dozen palms were paired, and the two of us were separated immediately, and the soldiers of Shifu and the people of the three-color stone stayed for a moment, and each cheered for his own people.

Wei Wuji looked at me coldly, quite proud: "Hmph, it turns out that you are just a strong outsider." "He has clearly felt that my sword qi is not as good as before.

I only felt that my arms were sore, and I broke out in a cold sweat, but the cold sweat was rising, and my body and mind were calm down, and I found that the so-called Sword Saint was not as difficult as I imagined, and I didn't have any tricks at that moment just now, which gave me confidence and at the same time, I couldn't help but secretly cry out that it was a pity - if my sword qi was at its peak, Wei Wuji would probably have been defeated.

The two of us turned our minds to each other, and pounced on the opponent at the same time, Wei Wuji pinched my throat with one hand, and the other hand was in the shape of a claw, I originally wanted to use the desperate method of breaking the net as usual, but my body was stagnant and I already felt that it was not as agile as before, so I had to squat down and pinch towards Wei Wuji's lower body - just such a momentary effort, my sword qi was much weaker. Wei Wou-Ki twisted his body, his elbow slammed into my shoulder, I curled my arm up, and pushed my fist under his ribs, just in such a wrong time, we have already passed two moves, Wei Wou-Ki's two moves are empty, and I didn't take advantage of the slightest advantage, he wanted to use his sword qi to bully the weak, but I finally relied on the sword to go off the edge and save the day. In this way, Wei Wuji and I fought together.

It's also strange to say, although my sword qi is getting weaker and weaker, but the moves are getting more and more weird, and all of them are unbelievable strange tricks and tricks after the fight, scratching and kneading everything, and the parts of the greeting are also some unelegant places, this fight between me and Wei Wouji looks nondescript, just like a martial arts champion who has practiced routines for 40 years and a street gangster who has played wild ball boxing for 20 years are putting it right, giving people the feeling that the donkey's head is not right at all, the martial arts champion is of course grandiose, and it looks like he is going to win every time, But I always use the most unimaginable local methods to turn the other party around, but if I want to give him a fatal blow, I always give Wei Wouji a rich experience and good quality to resolve, the battle between the two of us, not so much the top masters are fighting, it is more like tearing, so that others are also entangled, most of the strange tricks I use look funny and naïve, but none of the onlookers can laugh, I peeked at the gazebo, only to see the Shi family everyone lined up in a row to watch quietly, no one spoke or moved, The look on his face can't be said to be happy or worried.

In fact, it must be me who will suffer in the end, as my sword qi continues to weaken, I have to come up with more wonderful moves to make up for the lack of sword qi, not only the physical consumption is huge, but it is also a challenge to the brain, but I can't always use the sword skill to make up for the lack of sword qi, if the moves are clever enough to stalemate with the dignified sword saint, the Stitchy brothers are not weak, there is a critical point in the middle that cannot be broken through, just like a teenager can also use a dexterous body to deal with a strong man, But no matter how nimble a child is, he or she will not be able to support it. As long as my sword qi falls to this critical point, there is no doubt that I will be killed by Wei Wuji in an instant. Besides, Wei Wou-Ki is not a martial arts champion at all, as the leader of the No. 1 Killer Organization, all the moves he uses are the killer tools that pay the most attention to practical effects, I can fight with him undefeated, and I have really brought the sword god skills into full play.

At this time, Wei Wuji and I have passed hundreds of moves, I am sweating, he is not stopping, after all, he is an old man over sixty years old, and his nose and sideburns are full of sweat, but the situation has become more and more one-sided, I have to spend more and more thoughts to deal with his moves, but the sword qi is getting weaker and weaker, and I can barely block it, but now as long as I touch the opponent's arm is like a small oar hitting the torrent, I am now like a small boat swaying up and down the stormy sea, and I may be swallowed up by the wind and waves at any time, Wei Wou-Ki understood this, of course, and he subconsciously adjusted his attack to an unhurried pace, only to kill me when I was exhausted.

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, I couldn't imagine that in the end it was still a failure, not only did I not save the Shi family, but even I got in, at this time I suddenly thought of my mother, father, Su Jing, as well as Lao Wu and Jin Chengwu, I was sad for a while, and when I thought of Su Jing, I was a little angry and funny, and a little ...... Sweet, I couldn't help but twitch the corners of my mouth, and I couldn't help but laugh: "This girl who belongs to the police!" "I glanced at the gazebo, and everyone in the Shi family below Shi Cundao was looking at this side with concern, and I suddenly found that I didn't seem to regret dying for them, there were no bad people among these old guys and little guys, even if I hadn't gotten rid of the status of a waste firewood, at least there were many of them who were good to me...... At this moment, I found that Wei Wuji let out a fine wheezing sound, which showed that his physical strength was also consumed, but the sword qi was still gushing, and it seemed impossible to fight a protracted battle with him, but with the gasp, he kept raising his head high, not only because he wanted to regulate his breathing, but also because he was carried away unconsciously, but I found that with every time his head was raised, his two white eyebrows also fluttered, the so-called bearded eyebrow man, in ancient times, men's beard hair was very particular, A self-proclaimed and over-the-top master like Wei Wou-Ki deliberately left a lot of eyebrows long, to show his Dao bone fairy style, not to mention, he was so raised, he was really a little chic, but I was upset, and my evil thoughts rose sharply for a while, while his head was turning, I suddenly grabbed his head with both hands, Wei Wou-Ki was stunned, but he didn't think about dodging, a master like him, every move and style are within the absolute exquisite calculation, as soon as I made a move, he had calculated that my move could not pose a threat to him, But he didn't expect that my target this time was his eyebrows, and said that I was impetuous and impetuous under the chaos of the square inch, just like this, I held both sides of his eyebrows with both hands, I took it into my arms, Wei Wouji's eyes were torn out of shape, he was shocked, wanted to break away, thinking that it would not hurt his eyes under such a strong habitual surname, so he had to temporarily bow his head, I had to inch in, ten fingers and a close, even his sideburns and hair also grabbed a lot, at this moment I don't care about it, I used to pull down, and kicked his face with my upper foot, This is a serious way of playing as a gangster - pulling your hair and kicking the door! It's just that in my hands, I changed my eyebrows.

Wei Wuji was subjected, he didn't dare to struggle, he blocked his face with his hands in a panic, his eyebrows were originally extremely sensitive hairs, and he was full of pain, so I could still be polite at this time? Pressing hard with both hands, kicking on the toes like life, Wei Wou-Ki inadvertently screamed in pain, and pushed my lower abdomen side by side with both palms, I took a step back, replaced my toes with the surface of my feet and continued to kick wildly, Wei Wou-Ki lowered his head and shouted angrily: "You let me go!" ”

I laughed and said, "Nonsense, of course I won't let it go!" Slammed it over, it felt like a kick on the nose, Wei Wuji was almost depressed to death, his head shook, but he only tore off a dozen eyebrows, and screamed in pain, I got this cheap straight like grasping a life-saving straw, and I desperately grabbed it, while mercilessly meeting the head attack...... At this time, an extremely strange scene appeared - a young junior grabbed an old man's long eyebrows and kicked like a motorcycle, the old man bent over and pouted his buttocks, screaming in pain, the picture was bloody and cruel, anyone who watched it had to be indignant, but the audience at the scene was very excited, and they raised their arms and shouted together, and with every foot I lifted, they shouted: "Kick him to death!" Kick him to death! ”

Wei Wou-Ki flew back desperately, his eyebrows and mustache were torn off by me, and when he straightened his waist again, he was bleeding all over his face, and he couldn't open his eyes...... I saw that Wei Wou-Ki had disappeared from sight, and I couldn't help but say, "Damn, I finally know who passed down the tradition of running if you can't beat it in the three-color stone." ”

The original title of this chapter is to grab your eyebrows and kick you blind. Thinking was too brutal, so he changed.

(To be continued)