Chapter Ninety-Five: If You Don't Get Drunk, You Can't Go Home

At the entrance of the teaching area of the medical school, students gradually walked out. Some majors have only two classes in the afternoon, and school is already out of school by this time. When male students pass by the gate, most of them will unconsciously look at the car parked at the door, and when they see the people in the car, they will deliberately slow down and carefully evaluate it for a few seconds before exchanging words with their classmates for a while, and then let out a lewd and expectant laugh.

Ye Zixin didn't bother to look up and pay attention to those big boys who were still studying, anyway, this kind of thing, she often had to encounter. Now Ye Zixin is more concerned about when Cheng Junjie will come out.

Boredom playing with her mobile phone, when she saw that another 10 minutes had passed, she couldn't help but say to Su Man: "What's the matter, don't you say that it can be done in 40 minutes, it's 3:20 now, and Ajie's master will starve to death at home a little later!" ”

Ye Zixin's words made Su Man, who was originally frowning slightly, laugh.

"Zixin, when we were away, Mr. Gan lived well for more than 90 years, and you are afraid that you will starve him! There are so many neighbors, and Mr. Gan has someone to cook dinner for him anywhere he wants. ”

"Maybe that's possible!" Ye Zixin retorted with a smile, "These people all have lazy surnames." The older you get, the stronger your lazy surname becomes. It's hard to know that the old man is used to us cooking for him, and if we don't go back, he really won't be able to stop eating. ”

As the two were talking, Cheng Junjie's figure finally appeared in the distance.

Looking at his grinning appearance, Su Man finally relieved in one breath, Ye Zixin didn't say anything in his mouth, but smiled sweeter than Cheng Junjie.

As soon as Cheng Junjie opened the car door and sat in, Ye Zixin and Su Man hurriedly asked, "How is it?" ”

Cheng Junjie took out a small book from his bag, raised it in front of Ye Zixin's eyes, and said: "From today onwards, Uncle Ben will be a national cadre!" ”

Ye Zixin took the small book, opened it and looked at it, and the two big words "Letter of Appointment" were impressively visible.

Su Man also hurriedly turned his head, too lazy to care that the man he liked was hugging Ye Zixin, and as soon as he spread his hands, Ye Zixin handed over the letter of appointment to her.

"Cheng Junjie, male, born in September 1987, has passed the qualification certification of Chinese medicine teachers in our school after assessment, and is now employed as a teaching assistant of Chinese medicine in our school for a period of one year. This certificate is hereby issued. Nuanzhou Medical College, September 4, 2011. ”

Su Man read out the few words on the letter of appointment word by word, then closed the letter of appointment with a snap, held it on his chest with both hands, and said with a smile: "Cheng Junjie, should I call you a doctor or a teacher now?" ”

"Whatever, there's no shame in calling it anyway!"

Ye Zixin asked again, "Then when are you going to come to class?" ”

Cheng Junjie said: "The person who went through the formalities just now told me that the class schedule for this semester has been arranged, and unless a teacher asks for leave, I will basically not use it for classes this semester." And the man said that under normal circumstances, the professional courses of the medical school will not let the professional courses of the teaching assistant be attended, even if I am scheduled for classes, it will not exceed 2 class hours a week, anyway, I am just eating white rice now, registering my name in the school, and receiving a salary of 2,000 yuan a month, without bonuses and subsidies. ”

"So good? You don't have to work to eat, do you? Ye Zixin smiled and said loudly, "Does that mean that when we get married, I can rest at home?" ”

When Su Man heard this, the smile on his face couldn't help but disappear again. Without saying a word, she started the car and drove it out of the parking space to the amazement of a group of students.

Huo Haiyan looked at the car from a distance, remembering the way Cheng Junjie had just memorized the entire "Treatise on Typhoid Fever" backwards, and couldn't help but secretly say: "No wonder there is such a good surname but not going to the graduate school entrance examination, it turns out that he has prepared the way a long time ago...... Su Qingshan's daughter, it's time to get married this year......"

Just thinking about it, Huo Haiyan's mobile phone suddenly rang.

took it out and saw that it was Qu Yongjia's call, Huo Haiyan hurriedly pressed the call button and said, "Secretary Qu, hello." ”

"Professor Huo, what is the quality of the children who came to interview this year?"

Huo Haiyan thought about it, but she still didn't plan to tell Qu Yongjia about Cheng Junjie deliberately scribbling the wrong topic, and replied with a smile: "That Xiaocheng is good, being a teaching assistant is absolutely qualified." ”

Qu Yongjia was silent for a few seconds, and finally said, "Okay, I know." ”

Qu Yongjia hung up the phone, and immediately dialed Su Qingshan's phone, the call was very short, and he said: "Old Su, I have already done the child's matter." Such a big favor, you have to treat yourself to dinner! ”

Qu Yongjia said bluntly, Su Qingshan was very relieved, he laughed and said: "Secretary Qu, Shangri-La tonight, I will accompany you not to get drunk and not return!" ”

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When I drove back to Xiatang Township from the university town, it was already dark.

The car stopped at the entrance of the small alley, and Cheng Junjie and the others each walked in with a few bags of cooked food brought back from the urban vegetable market.

shouted a few times and no one answered, Cheng Junjie didn't care, while asking Ye Zixin and Su Man to go to the kitchen to get dishes and chopsticks, and he ran to the licocalyptus room.

The door of the licograss was never closed, Cheng Junjie pushed the door in, and saw the old man lying on the bed.

When I walked to the side, I saw that the old man was sleeping soundly on his chest, and he was about to turn around and walk away, but suddenly saw Licograss open his eyes and said in a daze: "Apprentice, why did you come back?" ”

Cheng Junjie hurriedly helped the master up, and said with a smile: "It took some time for the exam, and I went to go through the formalities again, and I went to the vegetable market to buy some food, and it will be too late if I don't come back." ”

"Oh......" Licograss stretched out her hand and said with a somewhat weak look, "I don't know why I feel so tired today, I was so tired that I forgot to eat lunch, help me up, you are not there, Master almost starved to death." ”

The corners of Cheng Junjie's mouth twitched, he stood up from the bed with the licocalypt, then handed the cane to his hand, thought about it, and hung up the small wine jug again.

In the courtyard, seven or eight dishes have already filled the stone table.

Licograss sniffed the pungent fragrance and couldn't help laughing: "Everyone hates the landlord, but I hate not being able to live the landlord's life every day." Apprentice, you were born in a good age! ”

Cheng Junjie helped the master to sit down, and the licograss really seemed to be hungry and panicked, and he picked up the chopsticks and desperately put something in his mouth, Ye Zixin saw this, and couldn't help but smile and glanced at Su Man, meaning: Look, I really didn't guess wrong, right?

Su Man shook his head amusedly, and said to Gan Zhicao: "Teacher Gan, you slow down, if you like it, I will go to the city tomorrow to buy it for you." ”

The mouth of licocotic grass was full of vegetables, and then he poured a big sip of wine for the first time, and after sending the things down, he said with a smile: "Ming said that Ming said that there are so many?" There is a saying that there are flowers that can be broken straight and must be broken, and there are no flowers and empty branches. There is wine today and drunk today, and Mo Liuming said that he scattered the grave. ”

Cheng Junjie thought to himself, no wonder the old man usually only drinks small sips of wine, but today it seems that once the old man drinks high, his spirit will be quite excited!

As soon as the three words "scattering graves" came out, out of a woman's delicate feeling, Ye Zixin and Su Man couldn't help but glance at each other in unison, Ye Zixin hurriedly smiled and asked, "Old man, are you uncomfortable?" ”

"!" Sweet grass raised her neck, pointed to her eyes and legs, and said, "How many years, these places haven't made me uncomfortable, what else can make me uncomfortable?!" ”

As he spoke, Gan Zhicao suddenly said to Cheng Junjie: "Apprentice, bring a shovel!" ”

"What?"

Gan Zhicao said: "1 meter south of the stone chair where you are sitting, there is a jar of champion red!" Today, Master has allowed you to leave the school! ”

When Cheng Junjie heard this, he hurriedly went to the neighbor's house next door to borrow a big killing weapon and came back, dug half a meter deep with a hum, and then carried out a small wooden box. Then he opened the box and carefully took out a jar of wine, which weighed about a pound.

Gan Zhicao looked at the wine jar and couldn't help sighing: "I thought that no one would be able to drink this thing with me in this life, okay, God is good to me, and when I come, send me such a good apprentice." ”

Licograss said with a somewhat sad atmosphere, and Cheng Junjie hurriedly said, "Master, aren't you still tough!" ”

"Tough fart!" Licograss glared at him and said, "I can forget to eat lunch, and it won't be long before I am tough." ”

Ye Zixin couldn't help but ask curiously, "Then old man, how old are you this year?" ”

Gan Zhicao was stunned for a moment, and said while thinking: "I was born in the third year of Xuantong, and it should be ...... today." What time is it today? ”

Su Man hurriedly flipped through his phone and said, "The twelfth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar." ”

"Oh......" Gan Zhicao was stupid for a long time, and suddenly laughed, "What a coincidence, after today, the old man is just 100 years old!" ”

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A pound of liquor is nothing for a person with a good amount of alcohol, but this kind of need to drink old wine is not something that people at this table can kill.

Su Man, who usually doesn't drink much, has been helped back to the house to sleep after drinking half a tael, Ye Zixin insisted on chatting with the two who drank high for a long time, but when there was only half of the wine left in the wine jar, he still fell on the wine table, causing the master and apprentice to laugh.

Licograss burped, and pointed at Ye Zixin with a confused look in his eyes and said, "I gave this girl a few days ago, and it was a hexagram." The hexagram says that one yin presses five yang, a woman is a woman and a man, and the woman is strong, and its silver can be known. Apprentice, according to this hexagram, this girl is amazing. Wu Zetian is a little stronger than her! If you marry her, Master will have a bright future for you. Anyway, you have already used a needle to open up your Zu Shao Yin and Kidney Meridians, and if you give you a few more female dolls like this, you will have to scream, what silver is not silver is nonsense! Useless men are worried that their wives will go out of the wall. ”

Cheng Junjie clenched his fists with both hands, his mouth was full of wine and even his tongue was numb, and said: "Master, you are talking nonsense, she doesn't let me move when she sleeps in the same bed with me, where is the silver?" ”

"Oh?" The licograss fan stared at Ye Zixin and said with a smile, "Soft on the inside and rigid on the outside, generous and self-controlled, you can enter the hall or enter the room, so it seems that this girl is better than Su Yatou." It's a pity that Su Yatou has a deep affection for you, apprentice, you said that if you were in the old society, there were two girls who liked you......"

Cheng Junjie hurriedly interrupted the words of the licoco, and said happily: "I estimate that one will be snatched away by the son of the landlord's family, and the other will be snatched away by the son of the capitalist, but I will learn from others to go to the revolution, hahahaha......!" ”

Cheng Junjie laughed, and licograss also laughed.

There is less and less wine in the jar, but more and more words of licous.

Cheng Junjie held his head and couldn't speak, but the old man who drank unrestrainedly became more and more strangely extraordinary. Reminiscing about the past, thinking about the future, chattering endlessly, endlessly.

"When I was in the war, I followed my master, and your grandfather traveled south and north, and there was no merit and hard work. As a result, when we were liberated, I thought we could live a good life, but I didn't want some beast bastards to say that we were feudal superstitions! Those dog officials, I don't want to think about who risked his life to go to Mobei to find the black scorpion to save his life when there was a shortage of doctors and medicines, and actually watched your grandfather being beaten to death! ”

The old man choked with tears, but Cheng Junjie could only reply with confused thinking: "Master, don't worry, when I have the ability one day, I will help you avenge my grandfather!" ”

"Revenge for bullshit, are you little rabbit going to rebel?" Ganzhicao wiped her tears and snot, and said with a good air, "Grandma's, the son of that dog official is now the governor of Jiangsu and Zhejiang Province, and a rich man can beat you like Kala, if you want to fight with the governor, you can't do it if you give you 108 more dog galls!" ”

"Master, you are insulting the heroes of Liangshan!"

"A group of anti-thieves, an insult is an insult!"

"Master, some time ago you said that they were a model of peasant uprisings......

Cheng Junjie interjected, and the topic immediately changed direction.

As he spoke, the topic of licograss came to Cheng Junjie himself.

"Apprentice, do you know why you memorized so much in the first two months?"

"I don't know."

"Think about what you wrote yesterday afternoon?"

Cheng Junjie thought for a while and said: "Misfortune and blessing are relied on, and blessing and misfortune are lurking." ”

"That's right!" Gan Zhicao nodded, and said very firmly, "Think about it, if you don't get that ability, you won't have the ability to enter that company, and you won't have a conflict with Mu Yunan." It's fate, and you can't hide if you want to. In this world, if you want to get any benefit, you have to pay a price. Behind all the small and big bargains, even if people don't care about you, the sky will care about you! ”

Cheng Junjie nodded, and Gan Zhicao continued: "So to be a person, you must be down-to-earth, don't think that you have more special functions than others and you have to be nervous." Those who have gained their wealth by means of the dog-and-fly camp will sooner or later go and take back their things. ”

"Is there really a God?"

Sweet grass said solemnly: "There are gods in the three feet above your head. But the gods are not for you to worship, you rely on yourself to be a man, and you can do things according to your conscience. God cares if you live or die, whether you are rich or rich; It doesn't matter if you're good or evil, regardless of your merits. Believing in God is to tell yourself not to lose the bottom line of being a human being. To believe in godlessness is to warn oneself that one cannot rely on heaven for everything. ”

Cheng Junjie wanted to fall asleep when he heard it, but Gan Zhicao said in a deep voice: "Get up tomorrow, write down these words, and then remember them forever." ”

After drinking for a long time, when there was less than a bowl of wine left in the wine jar, the licocalyptus, which had been drunk to a pulp, began to cry again.

"If my children hadn't died in the war, my own grandchildren would be at least as old as you by now."

Cheng Junjie looked sad and blurted out: "Then Master, don't you just treat me as your grandson by the way?" ”

Like a child, the licograss stopped crying and laughing: "Do you really want to?" ”

Cheng Junjie said: "I've been a grandson all my life, and it's not a big deal to have more grandfathers." ”

Licograss rubbed her hands together happily and shouted, "Grandson! ”

Cheng Junjie immediately answered: "Eh! ”

"Grandson!"

"There!"

"Grandson!"

"Grandpa!"

Licograss shouted dryly, and when Ye Zixin, who was lying down, began to wake up in a daze and stared at the two of them with strange eyes, the two of them hurriedly ended the boring game with shy faces.

Ye Zixin stood up in a daze, went to the toilet, and then came back and said that the two of them should go to bed early, and went back to Cheng Junjie's house.

Cheng Junjie and Licograss looked at each other for a long time, and suddenly burst out laughing.

At this point, Cheng Junjie was almost numb from beginning to end. If it weren't for the licograss still chattering, he would really have an idea at this time, and he would go and do that good thing with Ye Zixin while he was drunk.

"Apprentice, you're stupid to death. Although the genital warts are a viral infection, the infected area is also around the perineum, and with your eyes, you can see through the skin and burn all the potential lesions with an electric knife. But then again, if you were smart enough to use this method to cure Mu Yunan's illness at that time, maybe there would be one less apprentice of licograss and one more lackey of Mu Yunan in this world. For those who study medicine, what they are most afraid of is a mindset......"

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"Our master belongs to the Replenishment Sect. The treatment is the most important acquired foundation, but unfortunately the master has not taught you any of the things of the master, if you can realize something and start a sect, you must put the tablet of the master and the grandfather, your grandfather's name is ...... Call...... Damn, I forgot! ”

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