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My marriage with Su Jing is scheduled for the tenth day of the first month of next month, and there are still twenty days to go, during which time I can neither go to her nor wander around, so I have to stay in the general's mansion and feel sorry for myself. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

This day has arrived on the ninth day of the fifth month of the daughter country, tomorrow is the right day for me and Su Jing, the people in the general's mansion are busy with all four feet in the sky, the mansion is full of lights, the monarch of the eighteen-nation alliance or sends envoys, or personally to the daughter country to congratulate, today they are all resting in the pavilion, the Chinese military officials have posts to congratulate in advance, the martial arts seniors on the rivers and lakes, retired masters are also flocking to the court, received by Kumei, the marriage of the two sword gods has become the first major event in the world, and the daughter country is even more jubilant.

My mother sent someone to send me a lucky dress in the morning for me to try on, my daughter's national costume was originally delicate and bright, this set of auspicious clothes looked more like a skirt worn by the bride, I turned my waist a few times in front of the mirror after I put it on, how to look like the Oriental Sect Leader after his great achievements, the mother-in-law who sent the clothes said happily: "Su Jianshen is really a good blessing, he can marry a beautiful man like the young general." ”

I grimaced and said, "That's all, right?" There's no hijab, right? ”

The woman patted her head and said, "Look at my surname-" Instantly took out a scarlet hijab from the back of the waist......

According to the customs of the daughter's country, a man can't go out of the room after the afternoon before he gets married, although his parents are not very particular, but there are many people in the house, and I have to follow the rules of the game.

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At about four o'clock in the afternoon, Jin Chengwu and the old demon of Montenegro came to see me once, and the two of them pointed at me and laughed for a long time and then ran away.

At half past five, the maid came in and changed the urine bucket for me.

At 6 o'clock, my father came in to see me, saw that I was wearing a cross-dress, so embarrassed that I had no place to put my hands and feet, and finally collapsed directly after seeing my hijab, with tears in his eyes and said that he finally realized the sourness of marrying a girl, and then got up and left, I asked him where he was going, and he said that he wanted to accompany Gao Xiaowei more.

At dinner at 7 o'clock, a group of leaders in a neighboring country insisted on seeing me, and they were blasted out by bitter plums.

At 8 o'clock, my mother sent a housekeeper to reward all the subordinates in the house and the soldiers standing guard, and I heard the housekeeper shouting slogans at my door, to the effect that we must do a good job in the reception service tomorrow.

At 9 o'clock, the scene was basically cleared, and the rest of the people in the yard had rested except for the swaying lanterns, and I went out openly and urinated in the tree pit......

I was in a semi-high state of not falling asleep all night, and I took a nap at dawn, and was soon disturbed by the sound of the heat outside.

Not long after I got up, I heard someone outside shouting: "The sedan chair has arrived!" Immediately after that, Yu Manli and Qi Xiaohuan ran in in a hurry, and I wondered, "What are you doing?" ”

Qi Xiaohuan said: "We are married!" "While helping me change into auspicious clothes, I only learned that a big family got married, and there must be a dowry to follow as a rule, of course, he and Yu Manli are the rescue scene, and the whole two deputy division-level cadres are the dowry maids, Geng Ling is afraid that he is reluctant.

Yu Manli is also very delicate today, the fabric is good, the pattern is even more fine, compared to my auspicious clothes are also a lot inferior, I asked him: "Where did you buy this dress?" ”

Yu Manli smiled: "I embroidered it myself." ”

As he spoke, Su Jing's welcoming team had already entered the mansion, and Qi Xiaohuan glanced at me and said, "Brother Long, where are you hijab?" ”

That's when I remembered that there was another thing like this, and it was pulled out from under my ass. Qi Xiaohuan helped me cover it upright, this thing is thick and heavy and not breathable, I feel stuffy, and I can barely see the road, I picked up the awl and poked two eyes on it, and it still didn't work to cover it, and finally Suo used scissors to cut two holes the size of two thumbs in the position of the two eyes.

At this time, someone outside shouted, "Please ask the bridegroom to come out of the cabinet." ”

Qi Xiaohuan and Yu Manli immediately hugged me left and right.

"Damn, it turns out that there are still people to help, if I knew that I wouldn't ......"

The three of us had already gone out of the door while talking, and the people outside were all stunned, and then burst into laughter, I was wondering where their laughter was, Su Jing stepped forward and cried and laughed: "If you are in the way, just take it away, why bother to come out of this foreign appearance?" ”

Then I realized that everyone was laughing at the two holes on my hijab, each of which was almost the size of a fist, and one square and one round, which looked like a 3Klux Klan and a midnight ghost in a cartoon, so no wonder they were laughing. Thousands of grooms are "married" in the daughter country every year, and I am afraid that it is the first time that I have come out of the cabinet with this dignity.

When I heard Su Jing say this, Suo took off the hijab, rushed around and said shyly: "See laugh, see laugh." The crowd laughed even harder.

Su Jing is also dressed in a wedding dress today, her slender lips are delicately painted, her long hair is still draped casually on her shoulders, she is a little more handsome than ordinary women, and I said stupidly: "You are so beautiful today." ”

Su Jing ignored me, took my hand and came to my parents, knelt down on the ground seriously, and said: "Dad, mother, I will take Xiaolong out of the pavilion, and we will be filial and humble in the future, and please cherish the second elder." ”

Mom didn't say anything, and Dad stretched out his hand behind him: "Change the mouth fee." Aunt Meng hurriedly handed over the red envelope, and her father handed it to Su Jing and said, "A small gift, Xiao Jing, you can accept it." ”

Su Jing said respectfully: "Thank you, Dad." ”

I saw that the red envelope was just a thin one, and the shape was vaguely a bank card, and others discussed with each other that they didn't understand: "What kind of gift did you guess the father of the Dragon Sword God gave to Su Jianshen?" "I think it's like a martial arts cheat." "Su Jing is already a sword god, what's the use of asking for this thing?" "It's not necessarily, if you can raise a son like the Dragon Sword God, the dragon father must not be a mortal, and the so-called stones of other mountains can attack jade."

I whispered to my dad, "How much is this?" ”

Dad glared at me and said, "It's a credit card, little bunny!" ”

"Does that mean you'll pay me back no matter how much I spend?"

", are you going to pay it back?"

I opened my eyebrows and smiled: "Sure enough, it's a heavy gift, then we'll accept it." ”

My mother took out a brocade box and said: "My mother has nothing good, this set of small clothes is sewn by me, I hope you will have a precious son as soon as possible." ”

The baby clothes made by the general of the daughter country are a bit like the current group president who gave a pair of shoes made by himself when he married his daughter, and the scene is particularly warm.

I opened the lid of the brocade box and took a look inside, my mother's workmanship was really not flattering, the stitches in some places were crooked, Yu Manli only glanced at it and suddenly couldn't help but say: "General, this needlework ......" Fortunately, he reacted in time, and said, "It's really ingenious!" Then he whispered in my ear, "Brother Long, I will make the clothes for you when you give birth to a child in the future." ”

Gao Xiaowei squeezed between her parents and said, "Brother, sister-in-law, I really don't have anything to give, I only wish you to grow old and get married forever." ”

I said unexpectedly: "Yo, you can still say such reliable words, my brother is satisfied!" ”

Farewell to my parents, according to the procedure to go on the road, someone carried the sedan chair, Su Jing stood at the sedan chair to help me lift the sedan curtain, I asked casually: "What should you do if I sit in the sedan chair?" ”

Su Jing said: "I ride a horse." ”

I scratched my head and said, "I'll ride a horse in a sedan chair, don't pinch it, or let's squeeze it?" ”

Su Jing collapsed and said, "Come to the sedan chair!" ”

I just wanted to say, "You're just going to the sedan chair." Later, when I thought that this was in the daughter country, I had to get into it aggrievedly.

The sedan chair went straight to the general's mansion and went straight to Prince Yun, and the greeting team walked in the most prosperous streets of the capital, the people rushed to watch, Su Jing was a household name in the daughter country, and I was even more like Zhongtian, today the two major sword gods became married, and many people did not hesitate to trek from afar, just to see the true face.

When the sedan chair arrived at Prince Yun's mansion and fell, Su Jing opened the sedan curtain and saw that I was turning my head in my hand like a two-person actor, and couldn't help but laugh: "You are also dressed up with the surname Suo, come with me to the bar for Bin Pengjing." ”

"It's long overdue." I jumped out with an arrow, and the scene outside frightened me a lot, only to see that the palace was full of people, just like a fake beach, I showed up so recklessly, and everyone cheered, laughed and shouted, and suddenly it was very lively.

Tian Bibi took the marshal of Qi to come to me to say hello first, and the back was full of the heads of the Eighteen-Nation Alliance, and Su Jing and I also returned the salute again and again.

Prince Yun invited everyone to the hall for a banquet, and as soon as I was seated as a guest, Zhang Qihu walked in quickly and said in a low voice: "Young General, there are a few guests with special status outside. ”

"Who is it?"

Zhang Qihu said: "It's a member of the Shi family." ”

I was stunned for a moment, the Shi family does have a special identity, just a month ago they and their daughter country met in war, although they have the intention of reconciliation after Shi Dizai's incident, after all, they can't be considered friends.

I said, "Whoever is here is a guest, please come in." ”

It didn't take much effort for Shi Chi and Shi Dong to walk first, followed by the three brothers Stitching, Stilwell and Stitchai, and the ink master walked last.

I took two steps to meet it, not for others, ink and wash have been so kind to me that I can't be slow to be like a teacher.

Shi Chi said embarrassedly: "Dragon Sword God, we have embarrassed you with these uninvited guests. ”

I waved my hand and said, "Don't say that, I'm glad you to come." "Putting aside the grievances between the historian and the daughter's country, they came to congratulate me when they knew that they might be criticized when they went to their daughter's country, and this friendship still touched me a lot.

Shi Dong said: "I heard that you are going to get married, we are very hesitant, firstly, the time is tight to rush here from the Honglie Empire, and secondly, our identity is really embarrassing, and we are still here after thinking about it." ”

I couldn't help but say, "Third uncle, has it always been good?" ”

Shi Dong said: "Thank you for your concern, I also brought someone here." As soon as he said that, Gui Zhi stood behind him, and I was pleasantly surprised: "You're back?" Wronged! "The last time I fell in Hongyeol's palace, thanks to Guizhi's rescue, she was also exposed, and today she finally returned to China safely.

Gui Zhi smiled at me and said, "Let the Dragon Sword God worry, I'm very good, and I haven't suffered any grievances." ”

I said, "Anyway, it's good to come back, and I must repay you well." ”

Gui Zhi said: "Dragon Sword God, I have something I want to ask the prince but I don't know how to speak, I want you to be a guarantee from it." ”

I patted my chest and said, "If you have any request, just say it." ”

Gui Zhi suddenly turned red and said: "General Shi Dong, he treats me very well, I returned to China this time to say goodbye to you and Prince Yun, after the incident, I want to return to the Honglie Empire, and from now on I will only be a housewife, and I will no longer care about the country's grievances." ”

I was surprised, "Why is that?" ”

Shi Dong looked more nervous than anyone else, and suddenly grabbed my hand and said, "Gui Zhi, she is already pregnant with my child." ”

"Huh?" I quietly calculated the time, this incident can only happen within two months of Shi Dong's return to China, isn't Guizhi already exposed?

Gui Zhi said timidly: "After Shi Dong went back, he tried his best to protect me, and I found that others were not bad......"

I said, "So you slept with him?" ”

Gui Zhi whispered, "I slept him to sleep." ”

I suddenly -

Shi Dong also blushed and said: "Although Gui Zhi and I are our own masters, we have similar interests, don't worry, she will never be wronged at all if she marries me!" Please fulfill us with the Dragon Sword God, and as for the grievances between countries, we don't want to be contaminated anymore. ”

I sighed and said, "You married her in the Honglie Empire because I was a lobbyist, and I am the one who marries her in the daughter country, am I indebted to you?" ”

Shi Dong was speechless, and I said, "Forget it, I will promise you this matter for Prince Yun first." ”

Shi Dong and Gui Zhi bowed down together and said, "Thank you Dragon Sword God!" ”

I suddenly asked Shi Dong, "Who is this child's surname?" ”

Shi Dong muttered: "Okay, the boy has my surname, and the girl has her surname." ”

I couldn't help but say, "Third uncle, we are really heroes who see the same thing - this time you hope to be a boy, right?" ”

Shi Dong stubbornly said: "Boys and girls are all the same!" ”

At this time, the three Stilyan brothers also stepped forward to congratulate, and Stilyan came to Su Jing with a glass of wine and said, "I wish you happiness." I knew that he had secretly loved Su Jing for a long time, so I couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder and said: "Big brother, there are many good girls in the world, so don't touch it in your daughter's country, Marshal Shi will definitely be reluctant to marry you, the eldest son and grandson." Stilyan snorted: "Fifth brother, don't make fun of the eldest brother. ”

Stilwell laughed and said: "I think so, anyway, I don't dare to beat the idea of a woman in the daughter country, in the end, the fifth brother is daring." He looked at Shi Di next to him and said, "Of course, my two fifth brothers are worthy of these four words." ”

Shi Di Zai smiled at me, the two of us didn't need to say much, I pointed at him and said, "In the future, I will live with you when I go to the Honglie Empire, and your emperor has rewarded you with a big house." ”

Shi Chi said: "By the way, let me ask by the way, is our Majesty okay?" ”

I smiled and said, "By the way, I'm afraid more than half of your visit to your daughter's country this time is for this - Zhu Xiaofeng's operation was very successful, and I will pick him up after I finish this period." ”

"That's good, that's good." Shi Chi pulled me aside and slipped me something secretly, and I knew at a glance that it was the book of spring palace that I had first found in his room. Shi Chi said mysteriously, "You young people will study slowly in the future. ”

I smiled and said, "You and the eldest lady have studied thoroughly?" ”

Shi Chi glared and said, "Bastard." ”

I said, "I pretended to be Di Zai to make her sad, right?" ”

Shi Chi sighed and said: "She has also figured out these words, if you weren't afraid that she would be even more sad, in the end, you are kind to our Shi family." You call Shi Dong the third uncle, but are you still willing to call me a father? ”

I was embarrassed: "My own father is small-minded...... I'll call you Uncle in the future. ”

"Hey, uncle, uncle."

At this time, Stilwell's eyes were sharp, and he saw Stitcha in the crowd at a glance, and Stitcha also happened to see Shi Dong and others, so he unnaturally came to us with a green calyx.

Shi Dong said: "Don't you want to go back with your father?" ”

Shi Dijia said: "My daughter is not angry with her father, it's just that I have a very happy time here, and in the future, Hong Lie and his daughter Guoyong will be friends, isn't it convenient for my daughter to go back?" ”

Shi Dong said gloomily: "That's right, since you are happy, Dad doesn't force it." ”

Shi Dijia smiled: "Besides, don't you want me to marry you an inverted son-in-law in your daughter country and give you a grandson in the future?" ”

Shi Dong's eyes lit up and said, "This is also a good way." ”

Everyone laughed.

Stitchai walked up to the green calyx and said affectionately, "You must be willing to return to China with me, right?" ”

Green Calyx lowered his head and said, "You are now a great hero of Hong Lie, are you still willing to want me?" ”

"As long as you don't think I'm ugly." ”

Green Calyx was stunned for a moment and said, "Anyway, you didn't look good before, but now it's much more pleasing to the eye." ”

I was immersed in the happiness of the small world of the two of them, and I always felt that something was wrong when I heard this......

Shui Mo finally walked up, put his palms together and smiled: "Xiaolong and Su Jianshen have finally completed their merits, good, good." ”

I said respectfully: "Master, you refuse to let me call you Master, but in my heart you are actually my teacher, and I have to stay more when I come to my daughter's country this time." ”

Su Jing said: "Yes, also guide the juniors well." ”

Shui Mo smiled and said: "You don't have to be polite, in terms of martial arts cultivation, sooner or later you will surpass Lao Qu one day, besides, the level of martial arts is only a small section, and it is the real joy of Lao Qu to have such two sword gods in the world." ”

I pouted and said, "It's a nice thing to say, it's nothing more than seeing that the world is okay and refusing to teach me anything more." Then he smiled and said, "Actually, if you are willing to teach me, I may not be willing to learn, after all, the number one name in the world is not me, I am my wife, and it is not interesting to catch up with each other." ”

Su Jing couldn't help but laugh and said, "You are not afraid of the master's shame." ”

Ink Waner said: "Lao Wei just likes Xiaolong's frank surname, in my Buddhist opinion, the courage to strive is indeed better than to stop in moderation, it can be described as great wisdom!" ”

I proudly said, "Hear it or not, I am a man of great wisdom!" ”

Su Jing and Ink smiled at each other.

At this time, someone tugged at the corner of my clothes, and when I turned around, I saw that it was Aunt Cao, who smiled and said, "The emperor is waiting outside the palace for the two sword gods to talk." ”

I asked, "Why don't you come in?" ”

Aunt Cao said: "The emperor knows that the Dragon Sword God is full of friends here, and he is afraid of disturbing everyone's Yaxing." ”

"The emperor is really thoughtful."

Su Jing and I said goodbye to Shui Mo and followed Aunt Cao to the gate of the palace, and saw the empress standing under the Huangluo umbrella with her back hand, and hurriedly stepped forward to salute.

The empress pulled me and Su Jing one by one and said, "Xiao Jing, brother, I'm here to say hello to you." ”

I said, "Sister, go in and sit down." ”

The empress said: "You are having a good time, I went in and told everyone to restrain you, there are two words I want to tell you, Xiao Jing-" The empress turned to Su Jing and said, "Our daughter country said that women are respected, but it is just a custom, you and Xiaolong are married, but you can't bully him on this ground." ”

Su Jing said: "How could I? ”

"I know you won't." The empress said to me, "Except for the daughter country, the whole world is a society where men are superior to women, and you are not allowed to bully Xiao Jing, otherwise I will never spare you." ”

I said with a bitter face: "After talking for a long time, you are still facing her." ”

The Empress laughed, "Whoever called us all women." ”

"Sister, don't worry, in fact, what customs and rules do men respect women, Su Jing and I never paid attention to it at all, only the word 'love' is the key between men and women, and everything else is floating clouds."

The empress looked awe-inspiring and said, "Not bad! ”

Su Jing stared at his toes and whispered, "You have said such a serious thing all day." ”

The empress covered her mouth and smiled: "Then I won't be verbose, you two are rarely free, so let's steal some laziness." ”

Seeing off the empress, the guests and friends began a feast, Su Jing and I began to toast people from table to table, according to the customs of the daughter country, I should have hidden from anyone, but most of the guests who came today are informal, and I have long forgotten these rules to the clouds. When the wine is dry, I don't refuse to come, and with the Flying Dragon Army as my wine blocking group, I drink until the sky is dark.

When I was in the west, I finally killed Lao Wu's table, and the four old monsters were all pressed very steadily, sitting there upright, eating the dishes gently, I changed to a big cup and said: "My brother, sister, sister, don't say anything, I'll do it first as respect." ”

Jin Chengwu and the old demon of Montenegro both drank it all, and Lao Wu said solemnly: "Xiaolong's toast, I still have to drink it to the letter." As she spoke, she poured the wine into her shoes, and Xiao Qian also got up and said, "Then I will also learn from Brother Wu." She raised the cup to her lips and sipped it slowly, finishing it to the end.

I was pleasantly surprised, "You're already able to eat and drink?" ”

Xiao Qian said: "Thanks to Brother Xiaolong for helping us find this good place, our cultivation is progressing very quickly." ”

Jin Chengwu said: "Xiao Qian has implanted all the bones around her body, and it won't be long before she can be like a real person." ”

I asked, "Isn't that going to the toilet?" ”

Xiao Qian nodded.

I said to myself, "Why do I think you're refining back, wasn't it good before......"

Su Jing glared at me, and also raised a big cup and said: "Brother Wu, Brother Jin, Sister Hei, Sister Xiaoqian, Su Jing will not say this word of thanks, everyone will be a family in the future." ”

Lao Wu poured the wine into his other shoe and staggered: "I can't drink it anymore today, I have to show my original form if I drink it again." ”

Jin Chengwu drank the wine in his toast and said ambiguously: "Xiaolong, it's not too early, you and Su Jing should also go to the cave, it's not a good thing to drink too much wine on the wedding night." ”

As soon as I heard this, I felt that it made sense, so I poured the wine in my hand on the ground and said, "Then this second cup will respect heaven and earth." ”

Everyone laughed and laughed, and they all concocted the same way, and suddenly heard Lao Wu scream: "It's broken, it's in the shoe!" With that, he fell headlong to the ground.

(To be continued)