Chapter 18 Invitation to the Elderly The monthly salary is 3,000
Swindler!? In any case, the word is always derogatory to praise rather than praise, or there is no praise at all, so it is really a liar who will not happily receive this title in front of people, right? Gu Qingzhi frowned slightly as if he was displeased, and Shuai Lang squinted his eyes and was triumphant, this host-guest trend seemed to be about to make a big comeback. Shuai Lang doesn't care, it's cool to embarrass the old guy.
"Liars? …… Hehe. ”
The old man shook his head noncommittally and smiled. After just being slightly stunned, he smiled, and did not let Shuai Lang see the expected angry expression, not only did he not get angry, but he smiled and said: "Seventy-two lines, fraud is king, you can be a liar, and you can do other things...... Will you still be unemployed like you? This is not a problem of poor congenital conditions, you want to be a liar is too tender, far from it. ”
Belch...... Shuai Lang was so angry that he glared at him, and he wanted to insult people but was humiliated, and there seemed to be nowhere to refute this.
"By the way, I have to introduce myself formally, don't keep calling me a charlatan...... Speaking from the heart, you saw me once and divined a hexagram, do you think there is a difference between me and the charlatans? Gu Qingzhi said, reached out and took something out of his pocket, and took it out only to see that it was a business card, which surprised Shuai Lang, to be honest, the park encounter really classified this old man as a charlatan, but after this question, it seems that there is indeed a difference.
For example, scammers don't always need business cards, right? Unless it's fake. Received in his hand, Shuai Lang glanced at the old man in amazement, yesterday's events swept through his mind, but it is indeed a little different, under normal circumstances, as long as the physiognomy liar grabs your weakness, it must be an alarmist intimidation to beat the snake with the stick, for example, if you are unlucky and ruined, I will draw a charm for you to write a spell to break something, and then make two more, and this old man seems to be ...... It seems that he also gave the fat man a wise choice......
After thinking about it, the eyes of the two people exchanged between the delivery of business cards, and in the clear and even a little loving eyes of the ancient head, Shuai Lang seemed to have an illusion, and now he felt that he was a bit too much to call a liar, as if people did not have any malicious intentions, and they also disliked six hundred yuan. Thinking of this, my heart loosened a little and took it, and at this time, Gu Qingzhi's ruddy face still had that mysterious smile on it, as if he was appreciating, or pondering this young man who was not good-looking.
Receiving the business card in his hand, Shuai Lang glanced at it mechanically, with a faint smile on his face, and read softly in his mouth, Zhongzhou Ancient Culture Research Association, director; Director of Zhongzhou Branch of Metaphysics Research Association; Association of Antique Connoisseurs, Advisor; Yixue Research Association, Director...... Every sentence emphasized the position behind him, but the tone was disrespectful, and after reading it, he smiled and looked at Gu Qingzhi silently.
There is a way that is actually difficult to deserve under the fame, and this name is a little bigger, which is worthy of being metaphysical and mysterious.
Gu Qingzhi smiled and said: "It seems that you are quite discerning, and you know that this thing is not serious, in fact, the so-called director means that no one cares, and we don't care about it; The so-called consultant means that people come to greet each other when they can take care of it...... Hehe, the contemptible person's surname is Qingzhi, an idler, even if we know each other...... I also know a little bit about you personally, thanks to this resume...... Hey? Why, even these words are doubtful? ”
Gu Qingzhi suddenly changed the topic, because Shuai Lang was very disdainful when he said it, as if he didn't believe it at all, as soon as he heard this, Shuai Lang squinted his eyes and smiled: "Uncle, I said it all, I don't dare to believe the punctuation marks in your words, I must ask for something, I really don't know what you want to do." ”
Gu Qingzhi didn't think it was wrong, and gave a thumbs up to Shuai Lang and said: "Okay, don't be blind, don't blindly follow, this is an excellent quality, I hope you can keep it all the time...... Let's do it, it seems that our trust in each other is too shallow, and you will be more suspicious if you beat around the bush, I will make a long story short, it's very simple...... How about I personally hire you as my assistant? I'm so clever at you, I like it when I look at it. ”
"Assistant? I won't do that of you. Besides, if you ask me to tell the hexagram, I really can't do it. Shuai Lang was stunned, with a look that was more difficult than forcing Liang to become a prostitute, surprised.
Gu Qingzhi explained with a smile: "No need, do you want to rob me of my job?" Just think of it as a follower, carrying bags, carrying things, delivering meals, and walking to have someone talk to relieve boredom or something...... Don't you notice, you're a funny guy. ”
"Huh? ......" Shuai Lang sighed lightly, his face was full of difficulty, the real purpose of this girl is to find a follower? Suddenly said with a bitter face: "Uncle, don't entertain me, I have to earn money to support myself, so I have time to play with you." ”
"I didn't say I wouldn't pay you, did I?" Gu Qingzhi spoke earnestly.
"And how much do you give?" Shuai Lang glared, and subconsciously asked about the actual surname.
Gu Qingzhi was stunned for a moment, looked at Shuai Lang again, and inadvertently burst a sentence, which reflected the problem in his heart, for the unemployed buddies, he couldn't hear the word salary at all, and he was stunned, and both of them laughed.
A thousand words, I'm afraid it comes down to one word: money! ,
"How about the salary of civil servants, the average salary of civil servants in our Zhongzhou is less than 3,000, how about I pay you with a monthly salary of 3,000?" Gu Qingzhi said, if it is a problem with money, then it is not a problem.
As soon as he heard this number, Shuai Lang's heart moved slightly, his eyelids jumped, to be honest, in addition to the two peak seasons in summer and winter, he can earn 10,000 children and 8,000 years, and the salary of this number is still quite tempting to him, in fact, he is tired and tired of driving a car for others for a month and delivering goods for a month, and he can only earn so much, but he can't figure out the truth or falsehood of the old head's words, so he didn't say anything.
"Too little? In this way, how about comparing the standard of civil servants, the cost of meals, the fare, and the cost of the mobile phone are all counted as mine? Gu Qingzhi threw out another temptation.
Tempted, Shuai Lang's eyelids turned up obviously, staring at Gu Qingzhi suspiciously, licking his lips with his tongue, noncommittal, with a few previous things, it really made Shuai Lang not believe that pie fell from the sky, and under normal circumstances, he would not smash himself.
"Don't look at me, let's still compare the standards of civil servants, the weekends are normal, and the salary will not be deducted for leave...... How is it? A word of caution, you can't be taller, no matter how high you are, you really become a civil servant...... If you really want to be a civil servant, I can't afford it. Gu Qingzhi said, as soon as the two of them looked at each other and smiled, just looking at Shuai Langguang and not saying anything, Gu Qingzhi raised his eyebrows and asked, "What, can't you believe me?" ”
This time, he made a statement, and Shuai Lang nodded, which meant that he couldn't believe it. With a smile in his eyes, he compares his heart to his heart, if you want this price, it's no problem to find a water spirit girl to accompany you, and you will go all the way to find yourself like a stumbling man to add blockage!?
"Haha...... If you have other mental problems, I won't force you, but if it's a salary, then don't worry...... Hey, it's the first time I've found it so hard to talk to you, so let's keep it simple and direct......"
The old man said, it was really difficult to dare to love, he could get up, Shuai Lang looked up in surprise and didn't know what kind of foreign appearance this old man was going to make, but Gu Qingzhi seemed to be ready to leave, glanced at Shuai Lang's resume and put it in front of Shuai Lang, and said: "I'm done, there is one last thing, you can not believe it, you can not believe in punctuation, you believe in one thing, it may not be true; If you don't believe something, it's not necessarily true......... Considering that you are unemployed and have no income, the salary can be paid to you in advance, which means that you can get your first month's salary when you go out now, and if you want to leave halfway, the salary does not have to be refunded...... Huang Xiao is just outside the door, he will do it for you...... If you don't even believe in hard-headed bills, then I can't help it. You may not believe it, but I am certainly not the one who suffers. Okay, that's all for a long story short, I'll take my leave first...... The owner of this office won't be back in the afternoon, so you can take your time and think about it......"
Talking, really going to go, Shuai Lang's eyes moved with this thin figure, Mao suit, Chinese pants, old shoes, mille-feuille bottoms, although people are old, but the pace is not Longzhong, if it is not a chance encounter in the park, this is an image of the elder that is worth believing in, and it is a very kind, very kind image of the elder, the elder took a few steps to the door, looked back and Shuai Lang looked at each other, looked at each other mysteriously smiled, covered the door, and left.
It's true? Fake?
The empty manager's office threw down Shuai Lang to think alone, looked at the uncooled tea on the table, looked at the convex and concave business card, and played with it in his hand, but what stood out was a Tai Chi Yin and Yang fish, and the small business card also revealed a bit of simple rhyme, this business card is at least a few grades higher than the charlatan, or, is it his own eyes? …… Shuai Lang's eyes rolled, and he poured a cup of tea and sipped it, as if he was considering the truth of this matter......
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It didn't take long, at most it was a cup of tea, Shuai Lang who went out really saw that the open-mouthed buddy named Huang Xiao was waiting against the wall, and when he saw Shuai Lang come out, he handed out an envelope casually, not to mention the 3,000 monthly salary of civil servants, this time Shuai Lang did not hesitate, and casually received a rough count in his hand, thirty brand-new 100 yuan bills, yes. After collecting the salary, Shuai Lang stood still, looking at Huang Xiao, who didn't know if he was a colleague or not, just waiting for the arrangement of the goods, but the goods had been staring at him, and when he saw that Shuai Lang was puzzled, he asked out loud: "Yay, you (you) are not small, aren't you afraid that we will sell you?" ”
"Huh...... If I sell it, I have to spend money first, and I will sell it myself at the right price, and it is your turn to sell? Shuai Lang said, this time calmly.
There are not many things that can be believed in these years, but cash must be counted as one, and if the money is not fake, it must not be fake, as for what will happen later, Shuai Lang feels that he is not too worried, the old head is a liar at best, and he doesn't seem to have anything worth deceiving, and he may not be able to cheat away, and it is a big deal that he is also an insignificant thief on the thief ship, and it is important to solve the livelihood problem first.
"Let's go, have a meal. Get clothes for you (you......)" Huang Xiao was happy, and seemed to be quite satisfied with Shuai Lang's courage, and said as he walked: "Ming'er began to accompany my father, so that he would not bother me every day." ”
"Costume back?" Shuai Lang was taken aback again, he really regarded himself as a civil servant and didn't go to work first [***].
"Of course, (you) don't match your father when you wear this turtle." Huang Xiao grinned, went down the stairs, and looked back at Shuai Lang. Shuai Lang heard this and remembered something, so he quickly leaned in and asked, "Brother Huang, I can't wear a Mao suit like Uncle Gu at this young age, right?" Doesn't that sound like that? ”
"It's really uneducated, my father is wearing a Lenin suit, and I don't have a place to buy it if you want to wear it." Huang Xiao glanced back, very annoyed that Shuai Lang had so many mouths. Rao is handsome and sharp-tongued, when he met this man who was dumbfounded, he dared to love Shuai Lang's graduation in Huang Xiao's eyes and belonged to the category of uneducated, Shuai Lang, who was in a good mood with money, didn't care about Huang Xiao's adjective "turtle-like" in his mouth, most of the Zhongzhou gentlemen hung on their mouths, followed a few steps, that Huang Xiao went downstairs and shouted a few points to kill the fish, although Huang Xiao's appearance is not much stronger than the imported grass shrimp and black crab, and his speech is also ugly, but it seems that the guys here are not very afraid, and also joked that he wanted to give Brother Huang stewed fish soup to nourish yin and yang, which was quite affectionate.
When he arrived in the courtyard, Shuai Lang looked around, and Gu Qingzhi was no longer visible, the old man was already chattering, it was estimated that he had left early, and when he went out, Shuai Lang got to Huang Xiao and asked suspiciously: "Brother Huang, ask you something...... You just said Dad, Dad...... What is this called? ”
"If you are a teacher and a father for life, then you will be called a father...... It's really uneducated, how can my father take a fancy to you, this is still asking. Huang Xiao grinned, took a few steps out, and drove his Buick. Shuai Lang was belittled by this open-minded again, his face was gloomy, not to mention the father, he didn't know if it was an apprentice or a son, it made him cry and laugh.
Sometimes, what you don't believe may not be true, Huang Xiao took Shuai Lang to find an old Daokou roast chicken shop, and ate a lot of Lao Baigan, and roughly asked about the situation, dare to love this widowed old head really needs a follower who carries tea and delivers food, and the place is in the northern suburbs, far away from the city, and generally no one wants to go, now Shuai Lang is more relieved, for the three thousand monthly salary, Shuai Lang doesn't care, this meal is full of oil, and after eating, he went back to Dadongguan's house to sleep, and he has been unemployed for two weeks, It's finally over today, and Shuai Lang can finally sleep soundly............