Chapter 335: "Old Man Cart" Is a Martial Arts Move?
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"You see me?" Sun Jian shook his thief's bald head and looked around suspiciously. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Idiot, you have lost all the faces of our monks......" The little monk was sarcastic and striking.
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Sun Jian was a little crazy, someone could see him but he couldn't see the other party, this is simply an incredible thing, could it be that the little monk with a thief head and a thief brain is more powerful than himself?
"No need to look for it!" Wang Hao turned off the camera function of his mobile phone, and said to Sun Jian, who was searching around the ship for his fate skills: "The little monk is the wisdom program I told you last time." ”
"Ah...... Ahem...... Procedure...... cough cough ......" Sun Jian's originally shiny head suddenly flushed with a hint of redness, and he stammered and didn't know what to say.
"Little monk, this is Sun Jian......"
"Sun Jian? I don't know, where is the bird feather? The little monk didn't seem to sell Wang Hao's account, and his voice was still contemptuous.
"That...... Ahem...... It's the first guard......" Wang Hao looked at Sun Jian, his face a little embarrassed.
Sun Jian gritted his teeth and pinched his mobile phone, thinking about whether to throw this damn mobile phone into the sea......
"First Guard! Are you the first guard? The little monk was suddenly surprised.
"What's the matter, Lao Tzu is the first guard, what do you want?" Sun Jian was depressed to death, and there was almost no way to fight with this program, and the only thing he could do was to fight.
"Wow...... You're really the first guard...... Idols...... You're so cool to kill......"
"......" Sun Jian's forehead was sweating, is this a program or a person?
"However, even if you are the first guard, you have to have the surname Monkey, as you said at the beginning, if you don't swell my ass, you will have the surname Monkey...... Hey, uncle...... Xiao Wei didn't have a butt to beat you, quack ......" the little monk smiled proudly.
", it's not interesting to fight with you little hairy boy, forget it, let you once, good men don't fight with children, oh! If you don't fight with the monk, Lao Tzu and the monkey have the surname ......"
Sun Jian smiled with a grim face, sample! Play with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu eats more salt than you eat......
"Hmph, even if you know each other, and fight with Xiao Wei, you are still tender...... In the future, you will have the surname of the monkey, what is the surname of the monkey, ......" The little monk seemed to be racking his brains.
After a long time, there was no sound on the phone, and Wang Hao was a little suspicious that the little monk had crashed when he searched for the monkey's surname.
Finally!
"Brother Hao, what's the monkey's surname?" The little monk didn't seem to have found a proper answer and turned to Wang Hao for help.
"The surname is Sun ......" Wang Hao smiled bitterly, this little monk was fooled by Sun Jian at the beginning, and he didn't know it yet.
"Oh...... It turns out that the surname is Sun! The little monk breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, you will be surnamed Sun now, and you will be surnamed Sun Jian in the future, and when Uncle Ben is happy that day, you will be asked to change your name back to Sun Jian......"
The little monk's proud voice came suddenly, this time, it was really a crash!
"Hahaha...... Sample, play with Lao Tzu, play with your sample...... Hahaha! Sun Jian looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.
The little monk on the "......" phone was still silent, and Wang Hao couldn't help but be a little worried that the little monk couldn't stand this huge "stimulation".
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Wang Hao's worries were unnecessary.
"Phew...... What kind of hero is bullying the little monk, aren't you very powerful? Let's compete, see how I play you to death! The little monk showed no signs of being stimulated by the blow or his hands at all, and was still in good spirits.
"Haha...... Are you competing with me? Sun Jian smiled from ear to ear and almost dropped his phone on the deck.
"Pick up...... Monkey steals peaches! ”
"Fight cattle across the mountains ......!" Sun Jian immediately faced the battle.
"The snake is out of the hole!"
"Flirting with legs!"
"Iron Ox Ploughing the Field!"
"Old man's cart ......"
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"Hahaha...... What's the matter, let's lose! Sun Jian laughed triumphantly.
"Is there such a trick as an old man's cart?" The little monk said suspiciously.
“…… Ahem...... As long as you are allowed to plough the land with iron oxen, you are not allowed to push the cart ...... my old man" Sun Jian's old face turned red and raised his mobile phone to argue.
The little monk of "......" seemed to be in trouble again, and he must be thinking hard about the trick of not having an old man's cart......
Wang Hao watched Sun Jian play happily with a mobile phone, his head was almost congested, if he didn't stop this undoubted argument, it is estimated that the war between him and the little monk would never end, the little monk happened to be an idle monk, Sun Jian was also a big idler, two "idlers" met together, even a hair can be discussed for a few days and nights.
"Alright, that's the end of it!" Wang Hao walked to Sun Jian's side, took off Sun Jian's mobile phone, turned off the power, and turned off the electric board.
"Ah...... I ......" Sun Jian seemed to be still unsatisfied, smashed his mouth, and looked at Wang Hao's eyes were not good, so he had to close his mouth.
"Didn't you say someone was still waiting for us?" Wang Hao asked.
"Ah...... Yes, the husband is still waiting for us! Sun Jian suddenly remembered that his "friend" was waiting for him in the living room.
"Nurgaliyev!" Wang Hao corrected.
"Yes, yes, it's Nurgaliev......" Sun Jian was very uninterested in this name, and he couldn't remember it.
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This is a huge and luxurious cruise ship, the exterior glass curtain wall of the hull decorated with dark blue glass looks luxurious and magnificent, highlighting the inner temperament of the cruise ship. The interior is decorated in a modern and popular style, showing the luxury of a cruise ship.
The cruise ship is very complete, with central air conditioning, closed-circuit television, stereo, Chinese restaurant, western restaurant, café, laser screening hall, bar, dance hall, karaoke, business department, beauty salon, indoor landscape, etc.
However, what makes Wang Hao feel a little strange is that there are very few people on this ship, and there are no service personnel in the distance from the deck to the living room, except for the sailors and bodyguards seen on the deck, there are no more idle people on this ship, of course, excluding women, the only thing on this ship is women, and they are scantily clad women, in restaurants, cafes, and bars...... In all places, there are women who taste life leisurely, they are all do-it-yourself, and most of them come by themselves to drink and eat......
The luxury of this cruise ship is beyond Wang Hao's imagination, of course, this is also Wang Hao's first time on a luxury cruise ship, and there is no comparable reference.
Compared with the last robbery of the oil tanker, this luxury cruise ship is still smaller, but it is even bigger, after all, the oil tanker is to haul oil, and the cruise ship is just a place for people to provide entertainment and leisure, naturally the space is much larger.
Finally, following the two bodyguards to a mahogany door, they reached their destination.
There seems to be a monitoring system inside, and before Sun Jian pushed the door, the mahogany door had been opened, and a bald head with a bright head like Sun Jian enthusiastically opened the door and gave Sun Jian a very warm hug...... Sure enough, it's a deep friendship!
"This is Brother Hao!" Sun Jian did not react enthusiastically, his expression was serious, and he pushed Nurgaliev away.
"Ah...... Brother Hao, you are very welcome to visit! Nurgaliev's hot face touched his cold ass, and he stretched out his hand to Wang Hao with a little embarrassment.
"Hello, we've met!" Wang Hao gently shook Nurgaliev's hand and walked in first.
"Really...... Yes yes...... To the ...... "Nurgaliyev has long forgotten about the competition for gold armor at the underground auction in Hong Kong, of course, not that he forgot about it, but at that time, Nurgaliyev didn't care about Wang Hao at all, he paid more attention to Qi Bai and those terrorists, plus the Russians looked at Chinese faces as if they were exactly the same, and it was normal for them not to remember Wang Hao.
The living room is very large, full of antique leather sofas, the carpet is dark red, thick, I can't see what it is made, but even if you think about it, you know that it is a very expensive luxury.
There were a few beautiful women dressed very coolly on the sofa, and they walked out very cooperatively under Wang Hao's knife-like gaze.
Watching Sun Jian carefully pour wine for Wang Hao, and took out test strips and silver needles and other things to check, Nurgaliyev looked surprised, he and Sun Jian are together almost every day in Russia, naturally they know Sun Jian's majesty, but now Sun Jian ......
Is this still the arrogant bald head?
Is this still a bald head who fights alone in the ring?
Is this still the bald head who scooped all over Moscow with him?
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Nurgaliyev watched in a daze as Sun Jian poured a glass of wine for Wang Hao and him, and then stood behind Wang Hao with a serious face, everything looked incredible!
Of course, this kind of task of checking the diet is not Sun Jian's job, but because Liu Qingshan, Xiao Zhu and Zhang Han, who are usually in charge of these things, are not there, and Sun Jian, the other bodyguards, is not at ease, so it can only be Sun Jian who came in person, however, this kind of thing has been familiar thousands of years ago, Sun Jian is not unfamiliar, and it is even simpler than before, now that science and technology are developed, the silver needle is just checked by the way, mainly those test strips, when several test strips are used at the same time, it is easy to draw conclusions, There is no need to arrange for people to taste the food as thousands of years ago......
"Can we begin?" Wang Hao picked up the goblet and gestured slightly to Nurgaliev, who was still in a daze, in the air.
"That's it...... OK...... Of course...... Nurgaliyev found himself a guest instead, and when the long-haired young man walked through the mahogany door, he began to feel overwhelmed.
(To be continued)