Chapter 003: Is There Anything More Superb Than This?

"Bang dang!"

The door was violently pushed open, and the floor shook!

"I'm going, you're okay! Why don't you turn it on? ”

The fat man Xu Ze rushed in with sweat, and when he saw Yang Chen leaning on the hospital bed, he was fine, so he shouted and asked.

"Open your sister, the phone is burning!"

"Burned? It can't be my brother's kidney four, right? ”

Xu Zehu's suspicious eyes were full of questioning tones, as if Yang Chen had done something unsightly to his mobile phone.

"I just fell in love with your 300 yuan kidney four, and gave it to me for a few days, but I didn't go to work part-time in the past few days and encountered this incident, can I still have money?"

Yang Chen said angrily.

"I knew that I had a crush on my brother's kidney four, but my brother spent 500 yuan to buy a kidney five, and this kidney four will be given to you!" Xu Ze said very generously, and then he carefully took out two mobile phones from his trouser pocket, wiped one of them with his sleeve, and the fat on his face twitched from time to time, which showed that the fat man was dripping blood in his heart at this time.

"Take it! Three hundred dollars of stuff really hurts you! Brother made money, buy Taiwan real kidney five for you! ”

"It's a deal!"

The fat man really turned his face faster than he turned a book, and the face that had just been bitter suddenly opened the clouds, and the clouds turned clear, and his nose and eyes suddenly narrowed together.

"Hehe, although I know that this is an international joke, but with your words, my brother is satisfied."

The fat man looked intoxicated, like the most sincere emotional confession, and then bowed down and put the mobile phone in Yang Chen's hand very gentlemanly.

As soon as he bowed, the two balls on his chest suddenly jumped a few times unrestrainedly, which was enough to make most girls ashamed.

"Nima!" Yang Chen's face was black, and he remembered that this fat man used to be cute, and he was speechless for a while.

I remember that during the summer vacation, the fat man wore a blue basketball jersey, and when he finished changing clothes, the fat man Xu Ze sat on the chair with his legs on his chest. Maybe it's a spoof, he bends his legs, puts two knees on his chest, and then covers his knees with that wide undershirt, and then pretends to be cute.

The pictures taken and the pair of G really shocked the entire campus and made countless people laugh.

is also at that time, Xu Ze's chest will always become the object of strong attention of girls!

"Have you ever seen a woman staring at a man's chest? Welcome to Huadu University, where you can see it to your heart's content! ”

This is by far the most popular post on the BBS of Huadu University!

"Not to mention, just these 300 kidney four, my brother can sell it for 200 if he takes it for recycling! This guy, everything is the same, can you tell the difference between the real and the fake?

Although this thing is rotten on the street, it is still an artifact of silk pretending! ”

Xu Ze was not ashamed.

Yang Chen glanced at the iphone copycat version in his hand, indeed, in this regard, the Chinese are very admirable, four thousand yuan of mobile phones, after the copycat, exactly the same, four hundred yuan can be owned without need.

However, this has nothing to do with Yang Chen, as long as it can be used well. If you really pursue fashion and pretend to be forced, then you can use Rittal or something, more than ten sets per machine.

Of course, that is the welfare of the rich second generation, and it has nothing to do with the sling.

"Well, that brother will take your pretending artifact and pretend to be coerced!"

Yang Chen said with a smile.

"Ha, if you're willing to pretend to be forced, that's really awesome!" Xu Ze was immediately overjoyed. He always felt that Yang Chen was deeply hidden, especially after staging the real 'counterattack of the sling' and chasing the goddess into his hands, Xu Ze admired the five-body throw.

Let's just say that this hospitalized warm ward, said that it is a warm ward, but in fact it is a VIP room, this series of special care, are all done by the goddess herself!

"Brother, tell the truth, you soaked my sister, I'll give my sister to you! Feel relieved! Xu Ze said as if he was very serious.

"Uh, brother, big brother, uncle, don't talk about this topic in the future, okay?" Yang Chen said speechlessly.

"Well, although my brother has a bad feeling, my brother's sister, that's definitely a first-class water spirit." The fat man's expression was serious, and he was about to swear to God.

"Come on, you don't have a bad feeling, but you have a strong feeling of being bad, okay!" Yang Chen was powerless to complain.

"Brother, let's sling, and we also pay attention to the right door. You have been jumping for so long and dancing so happily, and in the end, you still can't keep up with the footsteps of the goddess. When you eat, she won't say that you put a little more salt, or that you don't need that much oil. But my sister, that's really diligent and thrifty, virtuous and virtuous, gentle and generous, beautiful and lovely, and rich and ......."

"I'm sorry, but seeing your looks and aesthetic point of view, brother, I doubt that your sister is from Mars...... Blind dates are dangerous, and you need to be cautious when entering the industry! Still is...... Forget it! Yang Chen glanced at the fat man Xu Ze, looking at the coarse pores on his face, there seemed to be a lot of black mud in the pores, one by one in the black spots, like ancient dust sleeping, and suddenly thought of such a so-called 'beauty', and suddenly his bearing plummeted.

"Brothers......

"When I'm a brother, don't say it, wait until I'm good."

"Okay, okay!"

The fat man compromised.

"That's right, BBS...... Show me your copycat ipad. Speaking of **, Yang Chen was also a little uncomfortable in his heart, but he also wanted to know what the situation was on BBS.

"This ...... It's almost 700,000 clicks, and you're on fire. See for yourself...... I want to open a point. ”

The fat man wanted to hide this matter, but Yang Chen asked directly, and he was quite helpless, and honestly took out a white 1pad from his big trouser pocket.

That's right, copycat iPad, the trademark is '1pad'.

……

On the BBS of Huadu University, a post that was pinned to the top with a picture has been clicked 730,000.

Yang Chen opened the post with a calm face. In the post, his already embarrassing photos were maliciously scandalized, and they were accompanied by all kinds of unbearable remarks.

"Yang Chen can go and wait for the emperor!"

"Wrong! Yang Chen can cultivate the Sunflower Treasure Book! ”

"Lou Zhu is out, Yang Chen has already begun to cultivate the sword spectrum to ward off evil spirits, and he wants to achieve a new generation of Dongfang undefeated!"

"Upstairs, I bought a watch last year, so black Brother Chen, it's all black, it's still not human?!"

……

In addition to the messages of the boys, there are some girls wearing vest IDs, but they are very bold in their speeches.

"I didn't expect it to be so long when it was soft, if it hadn't been injured, Xia Xinyan wouldn't have enjoyed dying in the future."

"What a big guy, I'm so envious, jealous and hateful, I don't have to make an excuse to make a mask and prepare cucumbers for me. It's a pity, it's a pity it's useless now. ”

"The sponge body is wasted, and now the descendants of other people are gone, Xiao Han is really ruthless."

"Young Master Xiao? He didn't have to do it, did he? Although this Yang Chen is handsome, he is just a sling, and he has rejected a lot of Bai Fumei, don't you hate them when they do? ”

……

In the face of these remarks, Yang Chen almost vomited blood when he saw it.

“…… Fatty, go through the discharge procedures for me, I'm going to be discharged. ”

With a light sigh, Yang Chen put away his heart and said to the fat man at the moment.

"Isn't it? Are you stimulated? Is this discharged? Xia Xinyan has paid all the hospitalization fees for you, you live with so much money, and if you don't live, it's so much money, what a waste if you don't live!

Nima, there are such good conditions, there is wireless Internet access, there are nurses mm to help you massage from time to time, you don't live, let me live! ”

Speaking of nurse mm, Fang Ze's expression, that is really exciting.

"So excited? As for it? When I said discharge, it was not much of a problem. It just so happened that Xinyan said that the house she lived in before was given to me to live in, and I planned to leave the dormitory and move in. Considering the matter of cultivation, Yang Chen finally accepted the gift of Xia Xinyan's house.

He did not live in good conditions, but he was also self-sufficient. Xia Xinyan was probably afraid of stimulating Yang Chen's self-esteem, and never deliberately gave anything to Yang Chen.

"You-beast, didn't Xia Xinyan live with Fang Qingxue at the beginning? Aren't you living with her? Didn't Fang Qingxue hate you very much for a while? ”

Fang Ze was simply envious, jealous and hateful about everything about Yang Chen, living together, living together, thinking of the word 'cohabitation', he couldn't be excited.

"Xinyan's place is so big, she is Xinyan's friend, she will definitely leave if I go to live, you are excited!"

Yang Chen glanced at the fat man.

"It's hard to say, it's really hard to say that people like Fang Qingxue are really hard to say! keeps saying that a stinky man is like a resentful woman.

However, it is said that some women nowadays, when they are in their teens, their hair has not grown, they have been broken, and they don't know how many men have been by in their twenties, and they don't know how many husbands they have called, and they keep shouting, there are no good men in this world, there is no true love, for such a woman, my brother just wants to say four words: please contact me! ”

Xu Ze said with a smile.

"That's what you want to say to the other party?" Yang Chen seemed to be smiling.

"I don't want to die that soon!" Fang Ze shuddered.

"But she's behind you!" Yang Chen shrugged his shoulders, indicating that it had nothing to do with him.

"Ahh

Fang Ze screamed and turned around, only to find that there was no one behind him at all.

"Your sister, black me!"

"Are you stupid, do you think Fang Qingxue will come here to see my sling? Let's go, pack my things, and go back to school! ”

Yang Chen opened the quilt, took his clothes and put them on.

"If I really go, I'll go to the hospital and get some money back. It's a little bit to be able to get back, you and your sister haven't paid the tuition, and now it's not just that there is no money, don't do it in vain. ”

“……”

Before he could speak, the fat man ran away.

In fact, Yang Chen understood that he was sure that he was indeed fine, so he ran away. As for getting the hospital back, this is also a manifestation of the fat man's frugality. On the surface, it's all grassroots, so why don't you really care about the money?

This sum may be nothing in Xia Xinyan's opinion, but if it is returned, I am afraid it will be tens of thousands of yuan.

Besides, the fat man Xu Ze also knew that he Yang Chen really had no money, so he deliberately didn't care about his face and went to the hospital to return the money.

It's a gratifying thing to have a brother like that. But the better the affection between men, the more they will spend it in laughter and scolding.

After putting on his clothes and tidying up some things, Yang Chen twisted his buttocks vigorously, and he couldn't feel the pain in his lower body, which was a lot more comfortable.

Even though there was still a lot of white blood-stained gauze wrapped in that place, he really didn't feel any impact at this time.

As soon as it was dealt with, the fat man Xu Ze over there had already walked over with a female doctor wearing a white coat and glasses.

This female doctor is extremely enchanting, and her white coat is even more exciting, looking at the other party's stiff chest, Yang Chen inexplicably gave birth to a strange feeling of stepping forward to grab a handful and rubbing it, and there is a kind of itching like a cat's claw in his heart.

"You're about to be discharged from the hospital? You know your current situation, and you won't be able to be a man in the future, you know? This situation is very serious! You will have to be hospitalized for at least a week of observation, and you will have to take anti-inflammatory injections for more than a week! ”

The female doctor's face was very ugly, her expression was very serious, her eyes were very cold, and her tone was very unkind.

"I know."

"If you know, then rest assured, anyway, someone will help you pay the money or something, and many hospitals will not deduct you indiscriminately, plus your medical insurance can also reimburse part of it, and it won't cost you much money."

The female doctor looked at Yang Chen's clothes on the stall, her face was a little gentle, and she said seriously.

Obviously, she thinks that Yang Chen is reluctant to pay.

"But I just want to be discharged from the hospital, I'm responsible for my own affairs, hey, my JJ is my master, and it has nothing to do with you."

originally thought that Yang Chen would stay in the hospital when he said 'I knew', but who knew that Yang Chen insisted on being discharged after knowing the consequences?

This, how similar is this to those old men who are reluctant to spend money on treatment......

At that moment, the expression on Xu Ze's face became extremely exciting, and as for the young female doctor, the expression was simply handsome.

Because, I'm afraid that no one can imagine that a person who has been hit hard by JJ is reluctant to live in the hospital for a few days?! Afraid of wasting a little money? What could be more superb?