Chapter 258 The chief said: A certain person is not here to be a minister

Chapter 258 The chief said: "A certain person is not here to be a minister. ”

Chief Zero stepped out of the truck compartment and walked over to several officials who had come out to greet him. But before he could take a few steps, he was pulled back by Zhuge Liang.

Zhuge Liang pointed to the straight suit worn by Chief Zero, and said with a smile: "Do you still think you are going to the White House?" What to do if you wear this and scare them? ”

At this time, the secretary finally stopped taking pictures, she patted her head sharply and said, "Oh, I forgot, we prepared Hanfu." ”

After nearly half an hour of busyness, Chief Zero, dressed in a traditional Han costume, slowly stepped down from the truck specially used to change clothes. Zhuge Liang said to him impatiently: "Boss, can't you hurry up?" ”

Chief Zero gave him a blank look: "The one in there is called obscene pants, right, it's not very comfortable anyway." ”

Zhuge Liang was directly speechless: "You are wearing **, isn't it over with a layer of Hanfu outside?" I can replace them all. You look at the Han culture exhibition held by so-and-so university, although those girls are wearing Hanfu, they all have and briefs. Behold, you are a true man, and all your money has turned to wood. ”

Chief Zero was really real, and directly put down a sentence: "Then I'll go back and change." ”

Zhuge Liang was dumbfounded again, grabbed the leader of Zero and said, "Don't change it, look at them, they've been waiting for half an hour." ”

Chief Zero looked at the reception official sent by Da Song, gritted his teeth, and walked over like a big penguin, followed by bodyguards and secretaries. Zhuge Liang and the other traversers followed behind them.

Zhang Fei's loudspeaker also sounded at the right time: "This is the head of our country, please don't be surprised." ”

Several Great Song officials couldn't help but snicker in their hearts when they saw a penguin dressed in Hanfu swaying over. Some of them had a more mean mouth, so they whispered to their companions: "Now, the clothes and pants are left." ”

The envoys were officials who taught the tributary envoys to wear the costumes of the Great Song Dynasty. When these people say this, they directly treat the Splendid Country as a barbarian. Especially when the Zhongwei officials saw the leader zero in Hanfu, followed by people in strange costumes, he became more like the leader of a small country in Southeast Asia.

However, among the officials of the Great Song Dynasty, there are still a few who have long eyes. When I heard that it was the head of a country, it was also a "king" level, and it was unseemly to get a few petty officials to come out to greet him. Besides, looking at the clothes of his entourage, although the materials are not good or bad, there are no stitches, it seems to be clothes sewn by masters, and there are several people who have bright colors, compared to the dyes of the Great Song Dynasty, I don't know how much better. Thinking about this splendid country that I have never heard of, I am afraid it is not a small country.

"Go back quickly." Zhao Luan, who was in the lead, said to the people around him, "Go and ask all the ministers in the political hall." Do you have to raise the welcome specifications? ”

The man listened to Zhao Luan's instructions and hurried back. Chief Zero and the others didn't know what was going on, so they gave Zhuge Liang a look.

But before Zhuge Liang could open his mouth to ask, Zhao Luan bowed respectfully and said with a light smile: "Zhao Luan has come to greet His Majesty the 'King' of the Splendid Country in accordance with the holy decree of the Son of Heaven of the Great Song Dynasty, I don't know if Your Majesty can bring a national letter?" ”

Chief Zero turned his face and asked the secretary, "Did you bring it?" ”

The secretary replied: "The State Department didn't get it?" Why don't you write one now? It's not enough to put a stamp. ”

After hearing this, Zhao Luan felt that there was something wrong with the origin of these people. Since he is a state envoy, he doesn't even have a state letter, and it is unrealistic to make people not suspect that he is a fake.

And Zhao Pan also noticed that the female entourage spoke in a very ordinary tone. It seems that they have never done such a thing as "forging national documents" before, so either these people are habitual offenders. After all, in his worldview, the national letter was written in advance, and he didn't think of it until he got to the gate of the capital. …

Zhuge Liang also understood Zhao Luan's thoughts. Since the memories of his previous life are still in his head, he does not have many compatibility barriers to the worldview of the ancient people. So he turned around and said to Chief Zero's party, "Why don't you make one in advance?" ”

Chief Zero grimaced and replied, "Didn't you say this was a smuggling?" Where is the reason why smuggling people still have to carry their national credentials? ”

Zhuge Liang was directly choked to death, so he had to say to Zhao Pan with an embarrassed face: "What our head of state means is that the two countries have not formally established an alliance, so they have not prepared a national credential. I didn't expect your country to be so enthusiastic, but it made us mistake. ”

The suspicion in Zhao Luan's heart has still not been completely dispelled. In his worldview, the national letter is a token of friendship. Even the two countries, which have never interacted with each other, will only appreciate each other's goodwill after seeing their credentials. Moreover, the king does not take the envoy lightly. There is only a precedent in the historical history of being "invited" to the capital of the enemy country to be a "guest", but there is no record of the king participating in the first mission.

After seeing Zhao Luan's reaction, Chief Zero simply pushed Zhuge Liang away, and said to Zhao Luan with a smile: "I have heard a long time ago that the Great Song Dynasty is a treasure and a prosperous culture. I wanted to come to see it for a long time, and I was worried that the Great Song Dynasty would not accept it, so I drove directly to the national capital to show the sincerity of the exchange. Unexpectedly, it caused a lot of misunderstandings. ”

He pointed to the army that was gathering behind him, and then continued, "So, please do a little more about it." In this way, a certain piece of the territory outside the capital will be given to build a permanent embassy of the Great Song Dynasty in our country, what do you think? ”

In today's international practice, embassies that are allowed to be built within the territory of the country are generally considered to be foreign territory. Although all kinds of sovereignty are not necessarily respected, it is certainly not okay to rush into them casually. The establishment of diplomatic relations at the ambassadorial level is also a symbol of friendship between the two countries. No matter how you look at it, it's all a friendly signal.

But Zhao Luan still didn't want to believe it. He was still doubting the authenticity of the person opposite.

Although "an inch of the country's land cannot be ceded to outsiders" was said by Wang Yansuo decades later, the concept of territory has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Casual cutting is not a sign of friendship, but a sign of shame. It will be used as an example of Mao Dun Shan Yu to educate him well. Could it be that the head of state of this country just casually gave away territory to others?

Seeing that Zhao Luan was reluctant to talk, Chief Zero couldn't help but turn his gaze to Zhuge Liang. As if to say, you should get me a travel guide in advance.

Zhuge Liang looked innocent, like a guide like this, shouldn't you generally let the secretary get it?

Liu Chang, who came out to greet Zhao Luan, can also be regarded as a well-known scholar in the early and middle Song Dynasty. Several of his and Sun Fu's works are considered by later historians to be the beginning of the Song Dynasty's "doubtful scriptures". Holding various Confucian classics, changing the commentaries of Han Confucianism, and using their own commentaries to highlight their own views, is what they do most often. They also cheekily claimed that this was to skip the Han Confucianism and go straight to the source.

The main results of this series of actions are the birth of Ercheng's Taoism, Zhang Zai's Guanxue, and Wang Anshi's Xinxue. Wang Anshi's achievements in classics and righteousness were far lower than his achievements in poems and articles, and in addition to the continuous party struggles, his knowledge was eventually inherited. Ercheng's learning was inherited, and together with Zhu Xi in the Southern Song Dynasty, Cheng Zhu Lixue, who ruled the academic world for hundreds of years and completely buried the advantages of the productive forces of Chinese civilization.

After Liu Chang heard what Chief Zero had just said, he was very happy in his heart. What is this, taking the initiative to dedicate a piece of territory, this is called "Natu". What does that mean? Natu is a minister. …

Liu Chang glanced at Zhao Pan a few times, and seeing that this guy was indifferent, he finally couldn't help but ask: "I don't know if King Jinxiu is preparing to be an inner or outer domain?" ”

With a snort, Zhuge Liang smiled. Chief Zero is a soldier at the age of the hour, but he is also well-versed in history, and he can see at a glance where this guy's brain is short-circuited. I was not angry enough to say something at the moment. But what he didn't expect was that Wang Anbei, who had always been short-tempered, rushed to say in front of him: "Yelang is arrogant!" ”

When Liu Chang heard this, he was furious. I am a great Song Dynasty, 400 military states, prosperous culture and education, rich production, vast territory, the lord and the virtuous ministers, and I was ridiculed by the people of a small barbarian country for being arrogant. What kind of place is Yelang, it is now a piece of territory of the Great Song Dynasty. Is it big and small?

Thinking of this, Liu Chang not only snorted coldly: "Bold fanatics, dare to ridicule my Heavenly Empire!" He turned around and yelled at the soldiers not far away, "You guys, what are you still standing there?" Why don't you quickly take down this group of rebellious ministers and thieves who pretend to be foreign missions! ”

Leading generals, you look at me, I look at you. Although the Great Song Dynasty emphasized literature and light on military force, no one dared to mess around without the order of the Privy Council. Although Liu Chang is not a petty official, and he has a lot to do with the popular candidate for the crown prince, he can't break the rules because of this. Otherwise, if it is traced down afterwards, can you expect this big measure to save your life. This kind of big measure, when you are used, you roar loudly, and after you are used up, who will remember who you are?

Seeing that none of them obeyed his orders, Liu Chang couldn't help but jump to his feet and scold. The entourage of Chief Zero secretly breathed a sigh of relief at this time, after all, the other party was overwhelmed, and if it really made trouble, there was really no certainty that he would retreat.

At this tense moment, a "The Emperor has arrived" gave everyone time to stop and take two breaths. The courtiers of the Great Song Dynasty fell to the ground one after another to greet their emperor Zhao Zhen. Zhao Zhen just waved his hand to signal them to get up, and then walked to the head of Zero with a few straight guards (Huang family guards).

Seeing Zhao Zhen's calm face, Zhuge Liang couldn't help but admire this guy very much. Not only did he dare to directly expose himself to unknown dangers, but he also greeted him with a few thoughtful descents, just with a warm smile, even if he was really an assassin, he would probably have to be moved. Put down the dagger and become a Buddha on the ground.

However, for the really hard-hearted people, this kind of warm smile is actually not so powerful. Chief Zero is such a person.

After his opening remarks came out, Zhuge Liang sighed that there was no live broadcast of the loss: "So-and-so, I'm not here to be a minister!" ”