Chapter 11 Pork and Chicken

In the interaction with my customers in ancient times, I always make the same mistake, that is, I always treat them as fools, mentally retarded, idiots who don't understand anything, and always feel that they are not as smart as me, just because they have no cars in their time, no telephones, and no access to the Internet, which has proved to be a very serious mistake, and the overall technology and personal quality of the times do not have much to do with it, if Zhuge Liang grew up in modern society since he was a child, he would at least be an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences at my age, at least people can't only score 26 points in mathematics, Therefore, although it is unscientific to take out historical figures and make longitudinal comparisons with modern people, once this situation really appears, I, as a representative of modern people, will be defeated like a mountain, and I will not have a long face at all.

As soon as I finished saying that I wanted to cover up, I heard Guan Yu laugh "hey" behind me, which shows that he has seen through my trick of killing people with a knife, the old man Rong Ma has not said anything in his life, the negotiation table is still vertical and horizontal, what is the situation as long as he uses his eyes to immediately know in his chest, he has probably seen that the so-called banquet is a good wine banquet, there is no good wine banquet, and the second master is going to turn around and leave now, I will be blind.

But the second master is the second master, he didn't abandon me at the critical moment, and after sneering, he waved his hand at his clay statue to say hello, and then followed me silently.

Lei Laosi's people saw that we were obedient, and thought that we had been cowardly, and their expressions suddenly relaxed, and they led the way in front while farting and chatting with each other, and they didn't even look at us anymore, they simply regarded us as turtles in the urn.

I was taken aback when I walked further in, I saw that the tables and chairs in the huge field were messy, and the men with cross-faced faces were sitting horizontally, about 50 or more, the laser lights flashed on the stage, but no one performed, it can be seen that this place is usually not open to do business, and today it seems that it is more deliberately arranged, these 50 people are equivalent to knife and axe hands, but ambushed under our noses.

I'm a little uncertain in my heart, this is the first time I've seen this meeting, even if there is a ghost in my heart when I talked about things before, I have to at least pretend to be polite on the surface, but now this is directly opening the formation.

I peeked behind me, happy, the second master seemed to be angry, originally, you can scare the second master Guan so good? It seems that the more unreasonable the other party, the better it will be for me, and I wish they had put a note on the door that "crossing people and dogs are not allowed to enter".

A couple of horses led me to an empty table and said, "Sit down and wait." ”

I turned sideways and whispered respectfully, "Second Master, please." "Although nominally this is a little brother I have brought with me, do I really dare to treat Guan Yu as a little brother? Although most YY novels can be written like this, but we are documentary, and we must be serious!

Who knew that the second master didn't care, he shook his head slightly at me, and whispered, "You sit." ”

I had to sit down, and found that the horses around me were looking at me like idiots, and they were mixed up, and they were particular about the style, and they probably saw me for the first time when they gave up their seats to their "little brother".

The table was empty, not even a cup of tea was given, and Lei Laosi didn't see anyone, so he left me and the second master like this for a long time, and it took a quarter of an hour before a 40-year-old gangster came out from behind, and as soon as he appeared, he frequently greeted him, and he came to sit down in front of us and asked, "Is there anything wrong with you?" ”

Knowingly asked, obviously trying to continue to test my bottom line, he probably thought that it was time to put down such a big battle and now was the time to reap the benefits, and if I wanted to say that it was okay to slap my ass and leave, then they would be satisfied.

But our second master stood behind him, full of confidence, I said straight to the point: "I'll collect the old account, our boss's surname is Hao, doesn't Boss Lei owe him 5 million?" ”

The old gangster stretched out his hand: "I'll take a look at the IOU." ”

I was stunned, the most worrying thing still happened, this old guy didn't say a word and directly relied on the account, it seems that he is not as bachelorish as Lao Hao said, this underworld is the same as the second bastard.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the old gangster withdrew his hand, and said with a smile: "What should I do without an IOU, I can't explain to my boss if I give you the money, right?" ”

I was surprised: "You're not Lei Laosi?" ”

The gangster's face sank: "Are you worthy of seeing our boss at your level?" ”

It's bad, it's not the main thing that has been lively for a long time! This is a bit difficult to do, everyone knows, whether Zhao Zilong accompanied Liu Bei across the river to marry or Guan Yu went to the meeting alone, there were other party lords present at the banquet, no matter how many knives and axes he ambushed, you dare to drop the cup, I immediately don't care about the three seven twenty-one thieves to capture the king first, it's a big deal that the fish dies and the net is broken, so Sun Quan or Lu Su or no one can give himself up in the end - the current situation is: all around are knife and axe hands, come to negotiate with us...... Or a knife and axeman.

I had to say: "It doesn't matter if you're afraid that you won't explain it, just call your boss Lei and ask if it's okay, if he wants to say that there is no such thing, we don't have to worry about it here." "Although Lei Laosi was not there, it still did not prevent me from throwing the hot potato to him.

The old gangster probably didn't expect me to have this hand, so he was stunned for a moment, and finally said with his surname: "Then let me tell you something clear, I have heard about this matter, since you are here, little brother, I can't let you run away in vain-" I don't speak, see what he does, if he can really pay back two or three million first, it's okay."

"Go, bring a few bottles of good wine to this little brother to suppress the shock." The old thug waved his hand, and a few of his men put a few bottles of wine on the table, almost making me angryβ€”if it were Chivas I wouldn't say anything, fucking Qingdao!

I don't look down on Qingdao, let alone domestic wine, do you say that there is a beer for giving favors? This is bullying, and this is more vicious than simply tearing your face.

I secretly glanced back, and saw that Guan Erye was not in a hurry at this time, and looked at it with a smile behind his back, probably thinking that this thing was quite interesting, and I couldn't see that the old man was quite playful.

I looked at the few bottles of wine on the table with a blank face, to see what else the other party could do, and the old gangster said in the tone of coaxing children: "Xiaoqiang, right?" I've heard of you, Baotou will always hide a brick, hehe, it used to be famous on the road, you are welcome to come to play often in the future. As he spoke, he pushed his chair and left.

Don't say that I'm a person with an identity now, even if I'm still the same Xiaoqiang as before, I can't be like this, this is taking people and not being a person, he exposes my old bottom very clearly: You are a street ruffian, you are not qualified to make peace with us, get out of here! In fact, if he wants to say a few soft words, I can't help him, the Taoist people eat soft and not hard, and they don't stretch out their hands to hit the smiling face, the purpose of my coming here is to make it clear, Lao Hao definitely didn't really hope that I would get 5 million back at once, and pass on his meaning to my task and it will be completed, but now it's different, I'm going to just leave, I guess I don't have to wait to go out Guan Erye will have to turn my face with me first, and then spread it to the ears of the heroes, how can I mix? It's forcing me to go to a dead end.

I tapped lightly on the table: "Sit down!" Did I let you go? ”

The old thug who had just left the chair tripped himself up: "You...... What did you say? He probably thought he was having auditory hallucinations, and that someone in his home stadium dared to talk to him like this, and even the men watching the play next to him were dumbfounded.

I said coldly: "It is natural to repay debts-" Speaking of this, I changed my cold style, twisted my face and said to Guan Yu with a smile, "Yes, second master?" "Seeing that the war is going to start, I have to knock on the bricks and settle my feet to win over the strong reinforcement of the second master.

I thought that Guan Gong, who was loyal to his liver and courage, must nod his head, but he didn't expect the second master to be quite twisted, and said embarrassedly: "This ...... Hey. ”

The old thug who was called back by me sat on the chair, as if he didn't know what to do with me, and after a long time, he said viciously: "We borrowed the money, but we won't pay you back, what's the matter?" "See, people's underworld is different, and the debt is also built on the basis of admitting that they have borrowed money.

At this time, I was not welcome, a bottle of wine: "Then let you Boss Lei come and tell me!" ”

This really shocked the old gangster, and he stammered: "You kid can't wait to die? I saw that Guan Yu was quietly giving me a thumbs up, so I asked for the surname and continued to slap the table: "Either pay back the money, or let Lei Laosi come to see me, or I won't leave today!" ”

The old guy calmed down a lot, stared at him with triangular eyes, and sneered: "I'm afraid you won't be able to leave if you want to!" As soon as I made a gesture, more than 50 people on both sides stood up, and the horse boy who asked me to worship Guan Yu's statue just now was the first to attack the second master, I grabbed his fist with my hands and quickly grabbed his fist, and said flatteringly: "Dare to be disrespectful to the second master!" Saying that, he picked up a wine bottle and opened the scoop for this kid, and the audience was in an uproar, and the horses besieged us like a tide, and my courteous service seemed to have won the favor of the second master, and the martial saint sighed, and kicked the two of them - so far, the pork hook chicken plan was successful.

I picked up the two bottles casually, and opened the scoop for the front subordinates of the two chongs, at this time the second master had already grabbed a horse boy as a single knife for a long time, and finally felt uncomfortable, and hurried a few steps to the mud tire Guan Yu, and took away the Qinglong Yanyue knife from its hand - in fact, it was a piece of iron welded on the head of a lengthened steel pipe.

I shouted on the side: "Second master, don't kill people." ”

The second master opened the big knife left and right, the person was invincible, I saw the hand dancing, and then the waist and eyes were firmly kicked, not waiting for me to look back, a bottle bottom flew over, I turned my head, only to hear a scream behind.

After taking a punch to the left, I realized that I had made another irreparable mistake: 50 people to fight 2 people, in theory 25 people to fight one......

Although it seems that the second master alone is more than enough to deal with these people, it is impossible for you to hedge against the 25 people who came to me and say: There is a kind of you don't look for me. In fact, the 25 people who were supposed to deal with Guan Yu also rushed at me when they saw that this big knife couldn't be splashed......

I didn't count this one! Surname! The underworld also bullies the weak and fears the hard!

…… I'm still at the door, the wine bottle, Zari is easy to hurt himself, and the surname can be used repeatedly is very poor, the two bottles in my hand are only two left, and then I want to take it, the wine bottles in a radius of dozens of steps have been collected away by the other party, and I didn't even leave a cup of round wax!

They had plenty of ammunition, and they were willing to give me Chivas this time, but they all flew over, and I dodged left and right and ate several times, and after a long-range attack, a dozen or so men rushed up to me in hand-to-hand combat - or a dozen of them began to beat me.

God is pitiful, I haven't been beaten like this for a long time since I became a reserve immortal, and the luck in the misfortune is: we have trained a long time ago to develop a strong military quality, I shouted: "Hey! Then hold your head and squat, how you like to fight! Now all I can do is wait for the second master to come to my rescue.

But I thought wrong, the current situation is not to drink too much and fight on the street, people beat you up and relieve your anger, this is the base camp of the underworld, these people have no scruples, aiming to beat me down, I just squatted down and ate two bottles, followed by a few sharp strokes, fortunately it is not a knife, probably a stool leg or something, I can't bear it after a while, I can't bear it for a while, there are bursts of flowers in front of me, I can vaguely hear Guan Yu drinking a few times in the distance, it seems that I will also cross when he kills, Just when I was feeling hopeless, a bag of things fell out of my arms with another vibration, and by this time my face was almost touching the ground, so I immediately found it, it was a pack of cookies.

Biscuits! My salary this month can attach the power of others, how can I forget it! I covered my head with both hands, arched my body to cover the biscuits, and carefully identified them, fortunately their order was not messed up, I remember that when I sent them out, they were numbered, the first piece was Xiang Yu, the second piece was Jing Ke, the third piece was Zhao Bai face, the fourth piece of Hua Rong had been used, and the fifth piece was ...... Fang Zhenjiang! That's before he went to Singapore, and I gave him the piece of the biscuit.

That's it! With this treasure, I didn't panic much, I put away the other biscuits, put the last slice in my mouth and chewed it, and then I screamed and stood up desperately!

You would never have guessed what was going on, and I have to admit that I didn't either: as soon as I got up, I was knocked down again......

(To be continued)