【4 Shortcuts to Cultivating Immortals】
"I've pretty much introduced myself, and you haven't told me what your name is?" Lin Yunuo "squeaked, squeaked" and ate chestnuts and asked.
"Jiang Li!"
Lin Yunuo chuckled when he heard this: "Your parents really know how to name you, do they know that you are very reasonable as soon as you are born?" Since you are so reasonable, why were you so embarrassed to be chased just now? ”
Jiang Li retorted unceremoniously: "Are you embarrassed again?" If I leave you alone, I promise that it won't be long before you'll be a starving fox, or someone will pick you up, sell it to kebabs, and then excrete it in the toilet...... Wowhaha......"
Lin Yunuo was so frightened that he exclaimed: "This is too cruel, I am a good fox, can you bear to see such a cute fox fairy as me being eaten?" Besides, you said it all, it's a kebab, why are you roasting us foxes? ”
Jiang Li shook his head and said with an unfathomable look: "Our human world, you don't understand!" ”
"Brother Jiang, people are so hungry, feed me a few chestnuts to eat first, okay?" Smelling the smell of roasted chestnuts, Lin Yunuo begged pitifully.
Jiang Li nodded, picked up the roasted chestnuts from the fire, pulled out a dozen of them with branches, waited for them to cool down a little, picked up a few and peeled them, put them in front of Lin Yunuo's mouth, and let her eat them by herself. Then I picked up a few more and peeled them off and ate them myself.
Although the chestnuts are not yet ripe, they have the same aroma when cooked, especially when you are hungry, and it is a rare delicacy.
Jiang Li asked while eating chestnuts, "Little Fox Fairy, how do you plan to live in the future?" Just be a wandering fox in the mountains, or continue to practice for a thousand years and seek immortals again? ”
Lin Yunuo chewed the chestnuts "squeak" and "squeaked", and said slowly: "Of course I have become an immortal through cultivation, I don't want to be grilled as a meat skewer." Why don't you help me cultivate immortals? ”
"Me? What are you kidding, I'm just an ordinary man, the mud bodhisattva crossing the river itself is difficult to protect, what can I do to help you! Jiang Li thought that Lin Yunuo was teasing himself, so he replied angrily.
Lin Yunuo hurriedly explained: "Brother Jiang, don't be angry, you listen to me, as long as you are willing, we will definitely be able to cooperate, and it will definitely be a win-win result!" ”
Jiang Li smiled and said, "You are a weak fox now, how can we cooperate?" Why don't you let me turn you into kebabs and sell them on the street? ”
Lin Yunuo suddenly became angry: "Why are you so annoying, what you open and close your mouth is a lamb skewer, believe it or not, when I have the power, I will turn you into 'air-dried human meat'?" ”
Jiang Li didn't bother to quarrel with her anymore, so he got back to business: "Okay, I won't play tricks with you." What do you mean by cooperation, let's listen to it specifically, if I'm interested, maybe I'll help you! ”
Lin Yunuo ate chestnuts and said slowly: "Here's the thing, if I want to become an immortal again, there are only two ways to go, one is to honestly cultivate for another thousand years, go through all kinds of hardships, and endure the wind and rain of the years." In addition to this, there is a shortcut......"
"What shortcut?"
Jiang Li asked curiously, there is still a shortcut to cultivating immortals, so can you let yourself take a shortcut, not seek immortality, and let yourself live for two or three hundred years!
Of course, Jiang Li was just thinking about it, and he didn't know what the shortcut was that this fox spirit said, what if she wanted to suck her own Yang God, or if she wanted to occupy her body, what should she do? Jiang Li felt scared even if he wanted to......
"What's the hurry, listen to me slowly, are you humans so breathless?"
Lin Yunuo protested dissatisfiedly, and seeing Jiang Li's honest thoughtfulness, he continued: "There is another shortcut like this, don't you have a saying in the world that says this, money can make ghosts grind, and this is the shortcut I said!" ”
"Dizzy, you've been around for a long time, and the shortcut you said is to use money to pave the way, isn't that just a bribe? Could it be that you want me to bribe the heavenly gods for you? ”
Listening to Lin Yunuo's words, Jiang Li was immediately deflated, and thought that this shortcut was a clever method, it turned out to be a bad habit learned from the world.
Lin Yunuo nodded: "By the way, the son can be taught!" After the head of the Ministry of Immortal Affairs took office, in order to make money, he made an unwritten rule, those immortal cultivators who failed to cross the tribulation only need to pay him a certain amount of immortal coins, they can be upgraded to the corresponding level, if there are enough immortal coins, I can even directly cross the catastrophe and become an immortal tomorrow. ”
The chestnuts on the ground had been eaten, and Jiang Li pulled out more than a dozen roasted ones from the fire, still peeled them and put them under Lin Yunuo's mouth, and asked, "What are the immortal coins you are talking about?" Where can I get you immortal coins, is it the dark paper burned by our humans? If it's a dark paper, it's not that hard. ”
“no、no、no…… It's definitely not a dead paper, it's burned for dead humans, and the Ministry of Immortals will never accept that! Lin Yunuo ate chestnuts and shook his head and said.
"Uh...... Do you also speak English? So you're not a goblin in China? ”
Lin Yunuo was amused by Jiang Li and laughed coquettishly: "Haha...... You're quite humorous, what kind of Chinese goblin, foreign goblin, our goblins have no borders, since I can speak Chinese, I can naturally speak English. I'm telling you, I've been practicing for a thousand years, and I can speak hundreds of languages, from ancient times to the present, from international languages to indigenous languages, there are very few that I don't know! ”
Jiang Li nodded and said with a wicked smile: "Then would you say 'Ya Yan Butterfly'?" ”
"Uh...... Ya Butterfly? What words, of that people? When I have a chance in the future, I will definitely study it. Lin Yunuo ate chestnuts and asked curiously.
Jiang Li sighed in his heart, not wanting to continue talking about this topic with her. Although Lin Yunuo's voice is crisp and pleasant, and his thinking logic is the same as that of a human being, after all, he is an animal, and talking to her about this topic by himself is tantamount to playing the piano to a cow, even if she understands, what can she do?
Could it be a man-beast? I'm blah, Jiang Li spit out a lot of "phew" like a yellow lotus in his heart, and only then did he collect his messy thoughts. Speaking of his logical thinking, the jump is too imaginative, right?
Getting back to business, he asked with a straight face: "Since it's not a dark paper, then what do you mean by immortal coins, could it be RMB?" ”
Lin Yunuo's dark little eyes blinked: "What you said is not wrong at all, the immortal coin is the currency circulating in our immortal world, and it can also be exchanged with your human currency, and the exchange rate with the yuan is a standard one-to-one." Of course, other currencies can also be exchanged for immortal coins, and they also vary according to the exchange rate of your humans. ”
Jiang Li finally got a long sight, it turns out that there are really fairy realms and demon realms in this world, and they can also exchange currencies with humans, if he hadn't personally met the fox spirit, he wouldn't have believed it!
Jiang Li peeled the chestnuts in his hand and asked in his mouth, "Hearing you say this, I almost understand." How many levels do you need to upgrade from your current state to the level of Tribulation, and how many Immortal Coins do you need? ”
"I am now in the initial stage of cultivating immortals, called Qi training, if you want to recover to the tribulation period before my accident, you still need to upgrade to six levels, which are Zhuji, Jindan, Yuanying, Transformation, Distraction, Tribulation, ......"
"Wait, wait...... I don't understand the level of immortal cultivation in your demon world, how is it different from the level in the immortal cultivation novels I saw? May I ask if the level of transformation you are talking about can be transformed into a sincere and benevolent form? Jiang Li interrupted Lin Yunuo's words and asked.
Lin Yunuo nodded and said, "Of course it's different, what you knew before was the level of your human immortal cultivation, and this is how our demon realm is upgraded." Got it? ”
Jiang Li looked confused: "I understand a little and I'm a little confused, I don't seem to understand, but I can understand that the transformation period can change Chengren!" ”
"I'll just say you're very smart, you're really teachable, I'm really not looking for the wrong person, I believe that if the two of us cooperate, it will be very pleasant!"
Lin Yunuo was still eating chestnuts and happily praised Jiang Li. It seems that she has been really hungry for a long time, and she has not forgotten to eat when she speaks.
And at this moment, Jiang Li is very much looking forward to Lin Yunuo's transformation, I don't know what this ghost horse elf's fox spirit will look like after it transforms into a sincere form? Will it be as graceful and luxurious as the White Lady, or as infatuated and glamorous as Nie Xiaoqian, or as changeable as Tianshan Tong's grandmother?
"By the way, I still have a question I want to ask you, since you can become an immortal by spending money, then all the cultivators or goblins in the world can spend money to survive the tribulation? Although the wealth of 100 billion makes a poor person tremble, there are still many rich people in this world who can get 100 billion. If 100 billion can be exchanged for immortals, I think they will be happy! In that case, wouldn't it be full of immortals? Jiang Li asked on a whim.
Lin Yunuo listened and replied with a mocking face: "Young man, what you think is too simple, right? Do you think that there are no limits in the heavenly realm? This shortcut to spending money to become an immortal is set up for cultivators who fail to cross the tribulation or demons who fail to cross the tribulation, which is a prerequisite for spending money to become an immortal! Otherwise, ordinary cultivators will not be able to become immortals even if they have a hundred thousand trillions. Moreover, there is still one last stage before becoming an immortal after the tribulation, that is, Mahayana, and it cannot be upgraded with immortal coins, it can only rely on cultivation. After the Mahayana period, he is the real immortal. ”
"Well, anyway, the rules are made by the people of the fairy world. I can't even eat, what do I have to do with it! Jiang Li shrugged his shoulders and said as if he didn't care about himself.
Jiang Li suddenly remembered another question, "By the way, how many immortal coins do you need to upgrade from the current first-level Qi cultivation stage to the second-level foundation building stage, and then how many gold coins do you need to upgrade to the level of transformation?" ”
"From the Qi cultivation period to the foundation building period, you need to pay one million immortal coins to the Immortal Affairs Department. Every time you upgrade in the future, you will need to pay ten times the previous level. You are so smart, how many immortal coins do you need to ascend to the fifth level of transformation stage, you can calculate it yourself! ”
When Jiang Li heard this, he was so frightened that he almost spit out the chestnuts in his mouth: "Ciao, it's too cheating, right?" According to the one-to-one exchange rate, it will take 1 million yuan to rise to the foundation building period, which is okay; If you want to go to the third level of Jindan stage, you need to pay 10 million yuan, and you need to pay 100 million yuan to advance to the Yuan infant stage. If you want to see the real face, you need to pay one billion yuan during the transformation period. Oh my God, your fairy world is too dark, right? ”
Lin Yunuoyun said lightly: "Do you think it's as easy as you humans eating mutton skewers?" In that case, all the goblins will become immortals! ”
"Alas, then I can't help it, let alone a billion, eight hundred million, even a million, I can't take it out. I've grown so big, and I haven't seen 100,000 in cash together! If it were a hundred dollars, I would have been able to get it. ”
Jiang Liai sighed helplessly, and said in his heart that the 20,000 yuan for Xiaoxi's medical treatment has not yet been settled, where can I find you a million? I also blame you for your bad luck, if it is not me who meets this "D silk", but Mr. Bill Gates, you will be lucky!
Lin Yunuo looked disappreliant: "Listen to me finish speaking." I said that we are a cooperative relationship, so naturally we can't let you make money alone. ”
"Come on, you're about to be unable to take care of yourself, and you're still cooperating with me, how can you cooperate?"
Lin Yunuo "cut": "As the saying goes, 'a skinny camel is bigger than a horse', how can I say it, I was also beaten back from the thousand-year-old fox fairy, and it still has some mana." I can't make my own food now because I have internal injuries, and after a while, my internal injuries will heal, and I will still be a hundred times stronger than you humans! ”
Jiang Li felt that Lin Yunuo's words made sense, although she was beaten back to her original form, but she was also different from ordinary foxes, not to mention anything else, at least she could speak, which showed that she still had a little bit of mana.
"Then tell me, what mana do you have now?";