The empress and I decided to return, stretched slightly, and Aunt Cao hurriedly said: "The ministers have something to do early, and they have nothing to retreat from." ”

Ministers, you look at me, I look at you, no one squeaked, and the empress said slowly: "Mr. Sword God and the general stay, and the other ministers will retreat." ”

Everyone shouted long live, and the civil officials went out of the palace gate, went to the sedan chair martial arts hall, rode horses, and went home.

I don't know what the empress meant by leaving me and my mother behind, I couldn't help but ask each other, my mother shook her head slightly, and the empress saw that there were no outsiders in the palace, and smiled: "I want to invite Mr. Sword God to have lunch together, and I want to invite the general to accompany me, I don't know what the general thinks?" ”

Mom bowed down and said, "It's an honor for the minister." ”

I originally thought that the emperor would invite me to dinner, and I would go to the place and wait for her first, but I didn't expect the empress to come down from the steps, come to me and say, "I'll go with my husband." ”

Aunt Cao said: "Your Majesty, where is the lunch?" ”

The Empress pondered for a moment and said, "Let's go to the Lingsheng Pavilion." ”

Aunt Cao said leisurely: "Swing the Lingsheng Pavilion." ”

In addition to our mother, there is also the beautiful woman in purple, a team of female soldiers came over at one time, carrying four times a small chariot, all of which are carried by every four people, the empress went on the chariot first, I saw that the chariots were carried by young girls, a big man wanted a woman to lift her body, but she couldn't help but sit, so she had to make a circle on the chariot and said: "Sisters have worked hard." The girls gritted their teeth lightly, and couldn't help laughing, but they didn't dare to talk to me casually, and raised their chariots to follow the queen, and the beautiful woman listened to me, and looked back at me with a smile.

My mother was at the end, and I couldn't help but whisper to her, "What should I call the emperor's sister?" ”

The old mother also whispered: "You just call her Prince Yun." ”

The emperor's sister, called the eldest princess elsewhere, is indeed a prince in the daughter country.

I sat on my chariot and squirmed, and my mother asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”

I gritted my teeth and said, "I'm still holding back a soak of pee, and I can't come out of the house." ”

My mother laughed and said, "Can you bear it any longer?" ”

I frowned and said, "I'll try." ”

Walked for less than ten minutes, Aunt Cao stood outside a red wall and reported inward, so that the idlers and other people avoided, the palace of the daughter country is similar to the TV, the east, west, north and south directions are distinct, several halls dealing with political affairs are built on the central axis of the palace, behind the hall is the emperor's living place, we went to this place should belong to the harem, the courtyard wall is not high, a grass and a tree are brought a little light, the aunts in the palace knelt early to greet the door, the empress got down, did not forget to look back and greet me: "Sir, please." ”

I secretly complained, this empress has seen me more enthusiastic than my mother, and she refuses to part for a moment, I still hope to be able to steal a free time to go to the toilet before dinner, and accompany the emperor to eat, how can I get down without an hour? But my bladder couldn't wait, I felt like a big water bag was stuffed in my body, and every step was shaking as if it was about to explode, I hugged my stomach and came down, and when I was about to enter the door, I finally mustered up the courage to say, "Uh, that ......"

The empress said, "Is there anything wrong with the sir?" ”

I blushed and said, "There is a sentence that I can't say in front of the emperor, but I have to solve it......"

The empress looked awe-inspiring and said, "If you have anything to say, sir, it doesn't hurt to talk about it, is there a major military matter to propose to me?" ”

I lowered my head and rubbed my feet on the ground, blushing and said, "What, I haven't been to the toilet since the morning......"

I'm not embarrassed because she's the emperor, it's mainly all about girls, and I don't want to say it if I don't really hold back the trick - women must have a very bad impression of men who can't hold their pee.

The empress was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then burst out with a snort, and said with a smile: "Eating and drinking Lazar was originally the four major events in life, and I patronized the first two, which is a dereliction of duty on my part, Yunquan, you quickly take Mr. to Zhuyan Zhai." ”

"Yes, Imperial Sister." Prince Yun turned to me and said, "Come with me." ”

I can't care about being polite anymore when the matter is urgent, so I nodded at the empress, hunched over and covered my lower abdomen and followed behind Prince Yun.

We didn't ask anyone to accompany us, Prince Yun walked in front, I hurriedly followed behind, and when we reached a small road, Prince Yun saw that there was no one left and right, so he turned back with a smile and said: "I didn't know your identity when I first met, how offended I was - Mr. Sword God." ”

I waved my hand in frustration and said, "Don't mention it, I'm self-defeating." ”

Prince Yun said: "Later, I went to look for you again, you are no longer there, and I asked them the people in the building, but there was no truth, where did you go?" ”

It turned out that the fat boss didn't tell Prince Yun about the matter I was arrested, and it's no wonder that the prince took a lover to his house and was arrested, he must offend Prince Yun if he said it, of course, it is best for me to fend for myself, how can there be any true feelings for people in their field, and they can't find it for a while, and forget it in a blink of an eye.

I grinned and said, "We'll talk about this later, I'll ask you to hurry up now." ”

Prince Yun smiled and said, "If you ask to go to the toilet in front of my imperial sister, I'm afraid you are unprecedented-" Speaking of this, Prince Yun sighed with emotion, "It's a pity, it's a pity that you are not a woman, otherwise we will definitely become best friends, and when the time comes, we can drink together, and we can also look around for happiness together, which is also a beautiful thing." As she spoke, her steps really quickened, and I hurriedly shouted: "Slow down, slow down, by the way, just now the emperor said that he wanted you to take me to what Yanzhai is, I forgot to ask, what is that place?" ”

Prince Yun said with a smile: "It's the toilet, the imperial doctor said, it's very important for a woman's face to be on time every day, and the imperial sister has a playful heart for a while, and the toilets in the palace are all called Zhuyan Zhai." ”

I laughed and said, "That's a fitting name here, better than selling counterfeit medicines." ”

We had been walking for half a day, and when we saw that we came to a dense garden, with strange flowers and grass paths, and the scenery was extremely beautiful, but there was no trace of the toilet, I couldn't help but stand down and say, "How far is it?" ”

Prince Yun said: "This is the Imperial Garden, and you will arrive after the Imperial Garden." ”

I said with a bitter face: "Why is the toilet so far away?" ”

Prince Yun just smiled and didn't speak.

I thought about it, and I also understood that this palace is not an ordinary garden, there is a toilet in each corner, and the guards and aunts have a fixed place, as for the emperor, he will definitely not share this kind of place with others, you can't always enter the toilet and see the emperor squatting there with toilet paper in his mouth to greet you, so facilities like toilets are very secretive in the palace.

I don't know how long it will take to get out of the Imperial Garden, but it won't be short anyway, so I stopped and hissed, "I can't wait." ”

Prince Yun was stunned and said, "Then what should I do?" ”

I pointed to the rockery in front of me: "I'm here!" ”

Prince Yun smiled and said angrily: "You are so bold, this is the Imperial Garden!" Her expression changed, and she smiled, "Okay, okay, if you really want to suffocate the sword god, I can't explain it to my imperial sister, so you can take care of yourself." He turned his back as he spoke.

I waved at her and said, "Look farther away." ”

Prince Yun glanced at me and said with disgust: "You didn't have so much to do when I first saw you. "But I took two steps forward.

I measured the distance between me and her and estimated the direction of the liquid in my stomach, and continued, "Go further and be careful to slip through your shoes!" "In front of this woman who also called me "little scratcher", I really felt that there was nothing to avoid, if it wasn't for the accident, we would probably have met each other sincerely.

Prince Yun was speechless, and took two steps forward: "...... I'm here to show you people, you don't want people to see you pee, do you? ”

I didn't care about untying my trouser belt, urinating at the corner of the rockery, only to feel that the water in my stomach rushed out like a river and a sea, it was really a flying stream straight down three thousand feet, and the gate of heaven was interrupted Chu Jiang opened, I squinted my eyes comfortably, but Leng Ding saw a small group of patrolling female soldiers coming across the rockery, through the gap, I could see them, they also saw a front face of me, but I didn't know what I was doing, the captain who was the leader saw my face, pointed at me and shouted: "What person?" ”

I couldn't stop crying out, but I couldn't stop at this time, so I had to work harder secretly, and the sound of the rushing water became louder...... The captain saw that I was sneaky and didn't speak, so he pulled out his waist knife and was about to rush forward with his subordinates, when Prince Yun suddenly turned out from behind the rockery and said with a straight face: "What are you doing?" ”

Seeing that it was her, the captain hurriedly saluted, and then pointed to the rockery and said, "Prince Yun, we have found a suspect!" ”

Prince Yun said: "What a suspect, that is the distinguished guest invited by the emperor, the current sword god!" ”

The captain opened his mouth wide in confusion: "Huh? Is it Mr. Kengami? ”

Prince Yun said, "Silence, don't be alarmed by the sword god's ...... Cleansing. ”

The captain naturally didn't understand why the dignified sword god ran this Qing Xiu came, accompanied by the sound of running water, and couldn't help but look at me and at Prince Yun, this will I have completed the last "three strands", fastened his pants Shi Shiran walked out, stretched out his hand and greeted: "Everyone has worked hard." ”

The captain couldn't see it really just now, but when he saw that it was really me, he hurriedly put away his sword, bowed down and said, "I've seen Mr. Sword God." ”

I smiled kindly and said, "Okay, the little girl is very responsible, I'm just here to see if there are any dead spots in the guards of your palace, you can be so careful, I can rest assured." ”

Prince Yun couldn't help but smile and said, "Mr. Sword God praises you, take your people to receive the reward." ”

The captain was overjoyed, it didn't matter if he was rewarded or something, it was rare to get a compliment from the Sword God, and said respectfully: "Thank you Mr. Sword God and Prince Yun." It's just that as soon as she looked down and saw a suspicious water stain flowing from behind the rockery, she didn't think much about it for a while, and took people to go in a hurry.

After the guards left, Prince Yun finally couldn't help laughing: "You're still full of cleverness." ”

I smiled and said, "Thank you just now." ”

"Oh, and how are you going to thank me?" Prince Yun said with a smile in his eyes: "Why don't you stay in my palace tonight, so that the two of us can catch up with the old days?" ”

I shook my head like a rattle: "Don't go!" "Okay, her heart is not dead, if you want to say that Prince Yun, this girl, looks good, and her figure is enough to provoke fire, but unfortunately this is a daughter country, sleeping with her is equivalent to being slept with by her, as a man, I must not leave such a stain...... Prince Yun smiled and said, "Let's go quickly, my imperial sister should be in a hurry." It seems that she is just casually teasing me, and now that my identity is attracting national attention, I am no longer the "little scratcher"...... In this way, I urinated in the imperial garden of the daughter country, and went to the empress's banquet with Prince Yun. I looked back, and my urine actually collapsed on the edge of the rockery, and it was indeed the sword god realm where the urine collapsed...... This is the chapter the day before yesterday.

(To be continued)