Chapter 192: Living Immortals
The eldest brother in the mouth of the egg ball is tall and big, wearing studs, wearing a pair of sunglasses, and a big black windbreaker, with a fluttering hem, which is very stylish, making him look like Xu Wenqiang.
The man in the trench coat walked in front of Lu Tianyu step by step, and he didn't look at people squarely, his head was held high, his nostrils were facing forward, and he looked old-fashioned, "Boy, was the person you beat that day?" Say, how can this be solved? Whether it's dead or alive, it's up to you to do it yourself. As he spoke, he took out a dagger from his waist and played with a few beautiful knives in his hand.
Looking at the man in the trench coat in front of him, Lu Tianyu suddenly smiled, smiling very happily, "Heh, Brother Dao, please pay attention to safety when playing with knives, don't accidentally hurt yourself." ”
Hearing this, the man in the trench coat suddenly froze, raised his eyes and looked Lu Tianyu up and down, "Boy, do you know me?" ”
"Brother Dao, you are really a noble person who forgets things, your performance at the Wujiafu Seafood Restaurant that night was really wonderful, but I have never forgotten it." Lu Tianyu said with a smile, as if he had met an old friend.
The man in the trench coat was full of excitement, and hurriedly reached out to take off his sunglasses and looked at Lu Tianyu carefully.
Suddenly, with a "poof", the eldest brother on the road actually knelt down and shouted at Lu Tianyu: "Living Immortal, why are you an old man?" I'm so blind, I don't know you're always there. There is a lot of offense, and I ask you to bear with me. ”
This sudden change not only made the little brothers under the trench coat man dumbfounded, but also made Lu Tianyu stunned, "I'll it, what kind of play is this?" ”
"Brother Dao, what are you doing here? Going to play a bitter love drama again? Lu Tianyu said with a smile.
This trench coat man is Brother Dao. That day at Wujiafu Seafood Restaurant, he was bribed by Yan Xiao and staged a bitter trick. was ready to teach Lu Tianyu a lesson, but he didn't expect to be used by Lu Tianyu to play "Pea FM" and lose a mess.
"Living immortals, my mother said, you can always see through people's hearts and understand people's feelings. It must be the gods of the world who descended to earth and came from all sentient beings. She told me to be respectful and respectful to you. There can be no disrespect. Living immortals, I really don't know if it's your boss coming, if you know it's you, I must be out to greet you. Brother Dao knelt on the ground. Said unusually reverently.
That's all that is said and done. He turned his head to the group of little brothers behind him, and said sharply, "What are you doing standing stupidly?" When you see the living immortals, don't hurry up and kneel down and kowtow! ”
Those dozen big men, look at me, I look at you, although their minds are full of confusion, but the words of the eldest brother, they dare not listen, so a group of younger brothers knelt down together. Everyone kowtowed three times with "dong dong dong", and shouted in unison: "Meet the living immortals".
This scene is spectacular. Lu Tianyu's mind couldn't help but think of a scene in "Tianlong Babu": the disciples of the Xingzhu faction knelt in front of Ding Chunqiu, patting their sycophants and shouting slogans, "The old immortal of the stars, the magic power is boundless, the attack is invincible, and the battle is invincible!" "The old immortal of the stars, the law drives the Central Plains, the magic power is vast, and the mana is boundless!"
Thinking of this, he trembled all over, and hurriedly waved his hand, "Brother Dao, and you, get up for me, I'm really not a god, don't scream." ”
"Living immortals, you don't have to deny it! You are a living immortal, I have seen your old ability, how can mortals have such magical abilities? You can always give me a few tricks, if you can't, I won't get up. Brother Dao knelt on the ground and said very insistently.
People who mix in the Tao are a little superstitious, and Brother Dao's old mother is a devout believer, and the family has been worshipping the statue of Mazu for decades, under the influence of this, Brother Dao is convinced of the theory of gods and ghosts.
Seeing that Brother Dao and the others were reluctant to get up, Lu Tianyu was a little angry, squatted down, leaned in front of Brother Dao, and said in a low voice: "Hey, you are spreading the matter of me as an immortal everywhere, I am very unhappy, this is a heavenly machine, you leak the heavenly secret at will, do you want to find death?" ”
Hearing this, Brother Dao's face suddenly turned pale, he didn't expect that he would actually slap the horse's feet on the horse's feet.
"Brother Dao, let your people hurry up, and besides, you are not allowed to mention this matter in the future, and you are not allowed to talk about it to anyone, otherwise, see how I clean you up." Lu Tianyu tried his best to pretend to be fierce, a fierce pseudo-immortal.
"Living immortals, I understand, I understand, I will never dare again." At this time, Brother Dao was much more obedient.
"Don't call me any living immortals, it's too flamboyant! My common name is Lu Tianyu, and you can call me by my real name in the future. ”
"Okay, Living Immortal, oh oh, no, Brother Lu, I understand. But can you pass on a few tricks to me first? So that I can read people's hearts? Or maybe it's okay to ride through the clouds? Otherwise, the wall-piercing technique and the invisibility technique are also fine? ”
Lu Tianyu's eyes widened, and he scolded secretly in his heart: "I'll it, if I really know these immortal arts, I will still be reading?" I have already traveled the world and traveled life. ”
However, in front of the devout disciple in front of him, Lu Tianyu had no choice but to continue to make up white lies, "Little Knife, it's okay if you want me to teach you immortal arts, but I want to investigate you first." ”
"What expedition?" Brother Dao asked hurriedly.
"From this day, I will observe you for three whole years. If, within these three years, you can stay away from evil deeds and only do good deeds and not bad deeds, I will teach you a trick of immortal arts. Lu Tianyu said with a chattering face.
"Okay, from today onwards, I will change my ways!" Brother Dao swore and said.
"Remember, as long as you do something bad, even if I'm thousands of miles away, I can see it clearly, so don't try to fool around." Lu Tianyu emphasized.
"Brother Lu, don't worry, my Dao is also a hero on the road, and I will do what I say."
"Okay, I believe you, get up, it's quite tiring to kneel." Lu Tianyu smiled. Although he told a big lie, if this lie can change the trajectory of one or several young people's lives from now on and not go astray, the gods in the sky will also forgive him.
At this moment, there is one person on the scene who is the most nervous, and that is Egg Ball.
Fang Cai, following behind Brother Dao, Egg Ball also knelt down and kowtowed, but his heart was becoming more and more uneasy, he never expected that there would be such a situation in front of him.
"The eldest brother I finally invited actually knew the kid opposite, and before he could do it, he knelt down for others, looking at this rhythm, he seemed to have stabbed a big hornet's nest!" The little heart of the egg ball is already extremely nervous.
"I'm going to be unlucky again!" Eggball wanted to cry out loud. (To be continued......)