Chapter I
"Die before leaving the school, and the hero will be full of tears."
Just one step away, just a little bit, Hu Yifei can get the reward of 1,000 yuan, but it's a pity......
Hu Yifei has recently become obsessed with data recovery, and after buying a few books on the theory of data recovery, he went to the Internet to brag about it. As a result, someone gave him a problem in data recovery, saying that as long as Hu Yifei could solve it, he would give 1,000 yuan, and Hu Yifei used his computer to do experiments, and the hard disk was scrapped.
Hu Yifei is facing the computer at the moment, wanting to cry without tears, this is the real "losing his wife and breaking his soldiers"! For him, who swore to be a hacker to death, in the twenty years of his life, he had never successfully hacked a computer, let alone destroyed it, but now, he actually managed to break his computer, which was a big blow to him.
Of course, the mental blow is secondary, and the material blow is the most fatal. This month's living expenses have just been received, and before the purse is hot, Hu Yifei can't wait to contribute all the banknotes to the cinema, McDonald's, and HΓ€agen-Dazs. There is no way, the price of pursuing beauty is so expensive nowadays. The problem now is that the beauty has not yet been pursued, but the existing "second wife" at home is quitting.
Hu Yifei's second wife is his computer, in his own words, the computer is the second most important woman in his life, and now, his "woman" is there with a black face ignoring herself, Hu Yifei's heart is not to mention how uncomfortable, looking down and counting the few banknotes in his purse, Hu Yifei is even more uncomfortable, it is simply sad.
Which "woman" should you give up?
Hu Yifei's brows twisted into a twist, people who are worried about beauties can have a reinforced company, they fought hard, and finally won a temporary leading position, this is about to reach the final general attack, if you are deflated at this time, then you will lose all your efforts, but you can't do without the computer for a day, without the computer, your soul will be lost half, what can you do?
Find a few buddies to borrow some money? It's so unreliable, it's all poor and tinkling, and if you don't find yourself to borrow money, you're already burning high incense.
Looking for a little more at home? Forget it, I have been overspending my living expenses for several months, besides, I am in my twenties, and it is not the same thing for a big man to always reach out to his family to ask for money.
"Alas!" Hu Yifei looked up to the sky and sighed, "A penny is difficult to defeat a hero, is it impossible for God to kill me Hu Yifei?" Oh, my God! I'm not reconciled, I don't accept ......"
"The second master, what are you howling?" As soon as Duan Yu entered the dormitory, his ears hurt from Hu Yifei's wolf howl, "Are you still worried about the computer?" βγ
In the dormitory, people are ranked by age, and everyone usually calls each other "eldest and second" in order of ranking. Hu Yifei was unlucky, he was the second in line, in view of the special surname and ambiguous surname of the title of "second child", Hu Yifei strongly protested, and the dormitory called him "the second master".
Hu Yifei spread his wallet and made a bitter face: "I'm shy in my pocket!" β
Duan Yu stuffed the basketball in his hand under the bed and said, "I was playing basketball just now, and I heard from the monkeys in the computer science department that someone in their dormitory bought a parallel mobile phone from the Internet, which is super cheap. Isn't your second wife's hard drive broken, or you should also go to the Internet to find a cheap one to make do, why do you have to buy an expensive one? β
Hu Yifei's eyes suddenly lit up, and he slapped his head, "His grandfather's, why didn't I think of it!" Third, lend me your computer. Hu Yifei took three steps and two steps, and dragged Duan Yu, who had just sat in front of the computer, up.
Duan Yu saw Hu Yifei snatch his position, "Damn! This is my woman, don't use it indiscriminately! β
"I know, I know, I'll go to Taobao, and I'll return you when I find a hard drive!" Hu Yifei assured Duan Yu, "Don't worry, I will return your woman, no, my younger brother and sister to you completely!" βγ
Duan Yu is good at everything, but he is a little stingy, touching his things is like killing him, if it weren't for the fact that he was really in a hurry this time, Hu Yifei would rather go to an Internet cafΓ© than use Duan Yu's computer. "His grandfather's, every time you have a problem with your computer, why don't you say it's your woman!" Hu Yifei was angry in his heart, although he failed to become a hacker, he was also a famous computer master in the school, usually everyone's computer had a problem, and they all liked to let Hu Yifei help solve it, Duan Yu's computer was always poisoned, Hu Yifei didn't know how many times he helped him.
Seeing Hu Yifei open Taobao, Duan Yu was relieved and went to the balcony with the basin to wash his face.
Hu Yifei searched on Taobao and really found a lot of merchants selling cheap hard drives.
"Damn, no!" When Hu Yifei flipped to this store, his eyes were straight, 1TB of 12th generation hard disk was only sold for 270 yuan here, and it was buy one get one free, buy a 1TB hard disk, and the seller would send another 160GB 11th generation hard disk.
Hu Yifei pulled his fingers and began to calculate, if you go to the electronic city to buy, a 11th generation 160G hard disk, at least nearly 300 yuan, and 1TB hard disk also costs 600 yuan, the current deal is too cost-effective, buy it yourself with a piece, and sell another piece, then all the money will be back, which is equivalent to not spending a penny on your own, and getting a hard disk for nothing.
Hu Yifei hurriedly contacted the seller: "Your hard drive is so cheap, it can't be a fake, right?" β
"Your first time shopping at our store, right?" The seller replied.
"Yes!"
"Then you take a look at the credit of our store before you speak! For the sake of your first time in our store, I don't blame you. Let me tell you, we also talk about credibility when we sell parallel goods, saying that parallel goods are parallel goods, and they will never be fakes! β
Hu Yifei then remembered to look at the store's credit, looked up, almost dazzled, five blue and faint, bright crowns hung there, the following seller's praise is 100%, what "genuine", "good quality and cheap", "honest and trustworthy" and the like, let the buyers before Hu Yifei use up.
"His grandfather's, no wonder he's so bullish!" Hu Yifei pinched his chin and pondered there, since so many people have said yes, it seems that there should be no problem with this family's goods, so it is better to buy this one. Note that Hu Yifei sent a message to the seller, "Okay, I bought it at your house, I want a 1TB hard drive!" Then the order was placed.
After a while, the seller sent a message, "1TB hard drive, another 160G hard drive, if it is confirmed, we will ship it tonight!" β
"That's right, please ship it as soon as possible!"
Hu Yifei sent a message, and seeing that the seller didn't reply, Duan Yu stared at himself on the side, so he stood up, "I'm done with it, you can use it!" β
When he wanted to get his "woman" back, Duan Yu became as enthusiastic as usual, "I don't have anything important, if you don't get it right, just get it for a while!" β
Hu Yifei hurriedly shook his head, he didn't dare to take Duan Yu's polite words seriously, Duan Yu's mantra was known to everyone in the dormitory: Brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, whoever wears my clothes, I cut off whose siblings! I've been cheap for a while, so while Duan Yu didn't use the knife, it's better to take it as soon as he sees it.
Out of the dormitory door, Hu Yifei was in a good mood, he didn't have to give up the pursuit of beauties, and he could let his "second wife" work again, and most importantly, he didn't have to go bankrupt, this thing was really cool.
"There is nothing more proud of life than this!" Hu Yifei smiled silverly, took out his mobile phone and called the beauty: "Beauty, are you free at night, I invite you to watch a movie, blockbuster!" Transformers 2! β
The beauty is called Liang Xiaole, and she is a typical northern southern beauty, with a faint poetry of Jiangnan written on her face, but her figure is as angular as the mountains and rivers in the north, in an outdated fashionable saying, that is, "angel face, devil body." On the school's BBS, Liang Xiaole is known as the first beauty of the University of Science and Technology, with countless fans.
Hu Yifei also often buys "fir vegetables" in this jar, once Liang Xiaole's computer was broken, and he posted a request for help in the computer section he was responsible for, and the two realized the offline connection, after the computer was repaired, Hu Yifei often found excuses to ask Liang Xiaole to come out to watch movies and eat, which envied many people. Hu Yifei therefore has an extra title on his head, known as the originator of "Technology Pickle Girl Flow".
On the phone, Liang Xiaole ignored Hu Yifei's proposal to watch a movie, and asked, "I heard that you broke your computer?" β
His grandfather's, which bastard told Lao Tzu! Hu Yifei hated in his heart, good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, it's only a long time, and the news has already reached Liang Xiaole. "Nothing, a little problem, I can fix it!" , Hu Yifei tried his best to maintain his "master" demeanor in front of beauties, so that he would not admit that he broke the computer.
"Aren't you a computer whiz? How did it go bad? Liang Xiaole chased after him.
"That's the case......" Hu Yifei hesitated to make up a lie, but when he thought about it, he felt that something was wrong, obviously the person who sent the news had already helped him publicize it in place, Liang Xiaole was holding back his jokes, "I've been working on data recovery recently, and I tested it on my computer today, and the result was ......"
"As a result, the hard drive is broken, can't it be repaired......" Liang Xiaole burst into a wicked laugh on the phone.
"It's... It was just an accident, a pure accident......"
"Okay, you don't have to explain, everyone on earth knows about it!" Liang Xiaole laughed even harder, "I won't watch the movie, you better save it and buy a new hard drive, master~~~~!" Liang Xiaole deliberately dragged this word to the old elder, "But what... If you want to see me...... you can come to the study room No. 3, where I am studying and preparing for the exam the day after tomorrow! β
"Okay!" Hu Yifei nodded, and when he hung up the phone, he clenched his fists vigorously, eager to strangle the guy who delivered the news to death, it was too embarrassing!
Hu Yifei returned to the dormitory, put the book of "Data Recovery" on the computer desk into his armpit, and prepared to go to the No. 3 self-study room.
"The second master, and asked a beautiful woman to meet again?" Duan Yu smiled strangely, "You must insert the tube into it this time!" β
"I'll kill you with a tube!" Hu Yifei raised his middle finger fiercely at Duan Yu, but when he turned around, his face was full of bitterness, this "intubation" matter has become an eternal pain in his heart.
It was still in the freshman year, Hu Yifei pursued a little girl who was also a freshman, the two had been dating for more than two months, at Christmas, Hu Yifei took the little girl to the square to watch the fireworks, and suddenly the big screen in the square broadcast Jay Chou's milk tea advertisement, the little girl's heart was full of happiness, at this time, she touched the scene, and came to a sentence, "Hu Yifei, I am your Yoremi!" β
Hu Yifei happened to be fiddling with the milk tea straw in his hand, and when he heard this, he directly raised the straw without going through his brain and said, "Is it?" So where is the place where you can't insert the tube, let me insert the tube! β
The result can be imagined, the little girl threw down the sentence "Hu Yifei, you hooligan!" He ran away in tears, and never paid attention to Hu Yifei again.
Hu Yifei wondered why he was a hooligan, and came back to tell the people in his dormitory, but in exchange for everyone's smiles. In the laughter of everyone, Hu Yifei finally understood that he was indeed a hooligan, and since then, this allusion to the "intubation tube" has become a nuclear weapon for the dormitory to deal with Hu Yifei.
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