Lu Junyi and I grabbed the binoculars and looked around, Lin Chong and Dong Ping stood in front with their hands behind their backs, Dong Ping said: "There are a lot of masters this time." Lin Chong nodded, and I held the binoculars and hurriedly asked, "Where is it?" ”

At this time, walking across the rostrum was Cangzhou Hongyue Martial Arts School, their delegation was exactly 13 people, all of them looked simple peasant men, but all of them were calm, confident expressions, waving to the audience and the judges, and the momentum was like that.

I said, "Well, Cangzhou has martial arts talents, let's give them the first place." ”

Behind Cangzhou Hongyue, there is a team wearing a row of buttons, more than a dozen men in front, rolling up their sleeves, revealing muscular knotted arms, four people behind, pulling a flag, each holding a corner of the flag, on the flag is an indigo wolf canine tooth, this should be their pavilion flag, these people are all looking at the team, walking in the team, majestic, looking at the world. Their team of the Heavenly Wolf Martial Arts Gym, listening to the introduction of the hall owner Duan Tianlu, has a family heirloom martial arts, and is known as having no opponent in North China.

I looked at it and said, "Oh, the second place may be theirs......"

After that, the next few teams were lackluster, and I didn't know what the strength was, and then my telescope was filled with a large field of white flowers, they were wearing white uniforms with open plackets, and colorful belts on their waists representing the level, at first glance, they were practicing judo and taekwondo, and the sanda tolerance surname was very strong, and there were only small differences between the rules and all kinds of fighting, and there was a lot of intersection space, so these people also came to join in the fun, but they were too ignorant, it was originally a sanda event, and you appeared in such clothes, Isn't it a clear kick on the field?

I pointed to them and said, "See, if you encounter something like this, you will be beaten to death." ”

I watched like this, and my mouth was full of guns, and no one of the heroes paid any attention to me.

Looking at the sudden look in front of a team in front of me almost startled my eyes, behind a small soldier holding a card, followed by a group of chirping girls, all with long hair fluttering, jade face and red lips, because it is engaged in sports, the posture is very graceful, just now because all the teams are concentrated together, so no one found it, now as soon as it appeared, the whole stadium suddenly boiled, I can't wait to listen to the introduction in front of them to the rostrum, look directly at the sign, see that it is written "Crescent Women's Bodyguard School", tsk, no wonder, I seem to have read the newspaper and said that generally such schools recruit students with foundations, in addition to martial arts instruction, there are also training in instrument diplomacy and so on, once graduated, most of them are serving female customers with special status, of course, there are also reduced to vases, but this at least shows that they are very beautiful, I twisted the binoculars, and I couldn't swallow the fritters in my mouth, one by one, look carefully, ouch, that small waist, ouch, that demeanor, soft and charming with heroic posture, just on appearance, it is simply a flight attendant reserve.

I laughed and said, "Interesting, we must be merciful when we meet them, if not, I will personally go to the ......."

A small half of the people present today are kung fu men with simple minds and well-developed limbs, seeing such a beautiful lineup, regardless of the leaders and the president and the president, they whistled and shouted: "Sister, are you free at night?" "Beauty, come to our ** martial arts hall, my brother will teach you by hand"...... The explanation was interrupted, and the old monk sitting on the rostrum raised his eyebrows and recited the Buddha's name.

In the crescent team, the girls all bowed their heads slightly, the female leader had shiny black hair, a ponytail, and her eyes were a slender slit, especially when she squinted, she was not annoyed, she just glanced at the men who shouted the most fiercely in the crowd, and a sneer hung on her soft little mouth.

I danced with excitement and shouted, "Brothers, if you win the lottery of this chick, no one will rob me!" "No matter how optimistic the men are, some of them lie in their chairs and fall asleep, some of them get together to play cards, and some of them have already run out and wandered around, and they simply ignore my existence. But looking at their appearance, this game is nine out of ten, a good phenomenon.

As soon as the beauty team passed, I was also a little sleepy, so I lay on the table and squinted for a while, and when I fell asleep, I saw that the endless delegation was still living like a marquee in front of me, I looked at it for a while, and picked out a few dark horses that I was optimistic about. Song Qing finally couldn't help it, and said with a smile: "Brother Xiao, you said that let this let that, there are no less than 10 teams, if we have to let them all, then the top ten will not be able to enter." ”

I laughed and said, "Yes, what I said when I ate fritters, and I didn't let what I said when I drank soy milk-what about Li Bai?" ”

Song Qing said: "He drank too much yesterday, and he couldn't get up this morning, so I'll go back and see him later." ”

I said, "Well, it's better to call him and ask him to write a poem to commemorate this grand occasion." ”

At this time, the entrance ceremony has come to an end, the delegation of the host city walked past the rostrum, so the tiger, the red dragon, and the tiger his senior brothers who are more than half a hundred years old have come to the martial arts hall, of course, the tiger did not appear in person, he has already placed a VIP seat on our oblique bread, the current VIP seat is not rich to be able to pack, but with the power of the tiger, this is of course not difficult, today he himself did not come. After these teams, there is an individual team composed of more than 100 people, and this tournament has a lot of restrictions on individual players, so there are many loyal fans of Sanda who have a bit of strength and would rather spend money to be attached to a small group, and most of those who really participate in the competition as individuals are professional athletes with strong strength.

Finally, when we arrived at our Yucai Wenwu School, 100 Yuejia troops under the leadership of Xu Delong and Yan Jingsheng entered people's eyes majestically, and even the little soldiers who held up the cards were doubled high, and their iron-blooded qualities finally overwhelmed people in momentum, I looked at the rostrum, and Mayor Liang smiled with satisfaction.

Unfortunately, at this moment I found a very discordant factor: a beautiful girl with apricot kernel eyes in the neat queue walked lazily, waving to the audience frequently, just like a little actress who came to participate in a solo singing......

I was surprised: "When did the third sister run up?" ”

When the heroes heard that they were all crowded to the front, they laughed and said, "The third sister is really good." ”

As soon as Hu Sanniang appeared, those men began to whistle and shout again, of course the female bandits didn't care about these, and they also smiled, but this happy atmosphere finally deteriorated when passing by the rostrum, when the commentator reported the words "Yucai Wenwu School", the audience was stunned, and then began to laugh, boos, Hu Sanniang frowned angrily, and took advantage of the moment when he turned his back to the rostrum, and raised his middle finger at the place where he made the loudest noise.

She immediately shocked the audience and left an indelible impression on the audience......

I slammed my head on the table, patting the table weakly, and I said how it had been so long that no one had twisted my scalp.

In the next item of the conference, the representatives of the contestants left the venue and the theatrical performance began.

After a while, Xu Delong gathered 300, and he came up to me alone, and he told me that they had a hard time coming out, and they wanted to go around the city and go back to school directly in the evening, so that I didn't have to worry about it.

I said, "Well, what's the matter with calling me - do you know how to use the phone?" ”

Xu Delong said with a smile: "They are young and young, and I am still almost." ”

"Well, go ahead, and don't forget there's an exhibition game tomorrow."

Xu Delong was just about to leave, but I stopped him again, stuffed a wad of money into his hand, and said, "There are many of you, so you can only invite the soldiers to eat a popsicle with this money." The 100,000 yuan to buy protective gear is still with your teacher Yan, everyone wants to eat anything from him, and it doesn't matter if you spend it, you earn it. ”

I could see that Xu Delong was very moved, he wanted to say something but couldn't say anything, and finally turned around and left with a military posture at me.

In fact, I want to say that among these customers, I am the slowest to treat these soldiers, and they have been here for a long time, first nesting in the field, and then in the school, and also in charge of security and canteens, except for food and housing, I have never given anyone pocket money - but they are too many, China has a lot of land, and the resources are so average that everyone has to count backwards. That's why we posted on the door of the crematorium with the words "Strive to set a new record and improve the standard of living".

Hu Sanniang swayed up slowly, pointed behind her and said, "Look who's coming?" She was followed by Du Xing, Yang Zhi and Zhang Qing, these three people have been living in a bar, and they have not seen the heroes for a long time, and they are particularly affectionate under this gathering.

Dong Ping asked, "What about Zhu Gui?" ”

Hu Sanniang laughed and said: "Standing at the door, they can't get in without a ticket, Lao Yang Zhangqing and they jumped in, and Zhu Gui, the dead fat man, can't jump for a long time." ”

I hurriedly called the doorman and told them not to stop anyone who reported my name in the future, Secretary Liu had already greeted all parts and wanted to do everything possible to support me, and the doorman hurriedly invited Zhu Gui in when he heard it.

As soon as Zhu Gui came in, the heroes were happy to "coax", Zhu Gui made a circle and said loudly: "Brothers, I miss you to death, come to my place to drink at night." There was a roar of agreement.

When it was lively, a crisp voice shouted: "Xiaoqiang! Then a little beauty ran in and grabbed my hand, and then Zhang Shun and the Ruan brothers came in with a smile, this time it was a little more popular, Hu Sanniang put her arm around Ni Siyu's shoulder, and said in surprise: "Where did this sister come from, so beautiful." ”

Zhang Shun said with a smile: "We are not apprentices, we watched the opening ceremony at her house just now, and the third sister's demeanor is still there." ”

Ni Siyu's family looked at the stadium, and their vision was even broader, and Hu Sanniang's international gesture must have been in full view.

Although Hu Sanniang was very arrogant, she also felt a little embarrassed in front of such an innocent little girl, and interrupted: "Sister Gongfu will teach you a few tricks to deal with stinky men." ”

Duan Jingzhu heran: "Does the third sister teach kung fu on the ground or ......" Although the second half of the sentence was not said, everyone understood it, hehe chuckled, Ni Siyu was not stupid, but his mind was simple, and he was obsessed with swimming, so he raised his face and asked, "Does my sister also know underwater kung fu?" ”

At this moment, the uplifting music began, and a famous second-rate singer in the city shouted on the makeshift stage: "The great river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are in the Beidou......"

Zhang Shun said: "Hey, this song is powerful, what's the name?" ”

The second rate continued to sing: "Let's go, wow, you have me, you have all of them, wow......"

Lin Chong nodded and said, "There is momentum." ”

When the second-rate sang "When the road is uneven, a roar wow, when it's time to shoot, wow, the wind and fire break into Kyushu", Li Kui jumped to his feet and said: "The dog said, it's really happy, it looks like our heroic behavior." ”

Ni Siyu said: "This song is called "Song of a Good Man", haven't you heard it? ”

Xiao Rang suddenly sighed: "It's a pity that we have 108 brothers, how good it would be to be able to get all of them here, hey...... I'm afraid there will be no hope anymore. The more the "Song of the Heroes" was sung, the more sad and sad they became, Li Kui sat on the ground and howled: "I miss Brother Song Jiang, hehehe-hey-" cried.

Ni Siyu saw Hu Sanniang's eyes wet, and said strangely: "Sister, what's wrong with you?" ”

I said, "I miss my brother-in-law." ”

Hu Sanniang wiped her tears and said: "What do you want him to do, I think of the jujube red horse I rode, who saved me several times on the battlefield." ”

I sighed, "Man, it's always hard to forget what I've ridden." ”

Almost everyone stared at me, trying to see the meaning of this sentence in my eyes, and I blinked innocently and said innocently, "Isn't it?" I miss my bike anyway. The heroes turned their heads together, all with disdainful looks.

It's so dangerous, fortunately I have good acting skills to cover up this difficulty, otherwise the third sister wouldn't have screwed my head out of the apple pit?

Ni Siyu suddenly asked me: "Xiaoqiang, didn't the big brother come?" ”

I said, "Big brother is accompanying my sister-in-law, I don't have time to come." ”

The little girl pouted and said, "I'm going to compete in a few days, do you think he can come?" ”

I also pouted and said, "Why are there competitions everywhere, modern people are really stressed." ”

I saw that it was rare for heroes to gather like this today, so I said, "Brothers, let's take this opportunity to set the people who will play the day after tomorrow, right?" "But they were all immersed in a sad atmosphere, no one paid attention to me, and Ni Siyu was there at the scene, so it was not convenient to speak, so I had to not mention it first.

At this time, I only heard the field boiling again, the familiar whistles and teasing sounds, I turned around and looked, only to see the beautiful women of the Crescent Moon lined up in two teams on the stage, they stood face to face, and the voice of the announcer: "The following show is an impromptu performance, and it is recommended and dedicated by the Crescent Women's Bodyguard School." There was an obscene voice in the audience: "Dedicate yourself", "Take off one", "Give my brother a pole dance......

The black-haired female leader was unmoved, and under an order, the two team members began to perform martial arts, and a row of female team members on the left moved in unison to attack the right, but the pace was slower than one by half a beat, and then looked at the first person on the right, grabbed the teammate who attacked her, and threw her on the platform with a sack on her back, and then the second group, the third group, and the fourth group made exactly the same action, and then the stand was like a big windmill, but it was composed of people, and a team of beauties was so "snapped" by the other team. The platen was shaken, this is a real gun!

Looking at a slight sweat running down my sideburns, because I had made a bold statement that I would "do it myself" when I met them, I saw Lu Junyi looking at me with a smile, I smiled awkwardly and said: "The performance surname is quality, the performance surname is quality......"

The next action looks more like a performance, I saw these beauties start fighting in pairs, often one person is subdued between the three moves and two styles, but the eyes and neck are cut and the joint moves are ruthless, the action is clean and neat, and the strength does not seem to be light, anyway, it hurts to look at it.

The audience began to fall silent. These people don't rub sand in their eyes, the girls are crisp and skillful, although they lack strength, but when they really meet themselves, once they have a little contempt, they are destined to suffer, so everyone has a handful of sweat in their palms.

After a few rounds of attack performances, a few more female team members moved to a table, which was much higher than the average one, almost to people's chests, and the audience, including me and the heroes, couldn't understand what she was going to do, did she have to lie down on her chest and break a boulder, I locked her chest with a telescope, and sighed: "Beautiful, really beautiful, perfect half bowl, D cup ......"

Someone put an ordinary beer bottle on the table, and the female team leader kicked the bottle with her foot, and I wondered, "What is this?" Yang Zhilin praised them in unison: "Good kung fu!" Seeing that I was still confused, Zhang Qing pinched my neck and said, "Seeing the height of the bottle, let's not say if you can lift your legs so high, can you just kick the mouth of the bottle to pieces?" ”

My cold hairs stood on end: smashing the mouth of an empty beer more than a person high with her toes, does she have the legendary internal strength?

Just think about it, I can kick an empty bottle floating there, and I can kick it away - even if I can't lift my legs that high, I can kick the table, but just kicking the mouth of the bottle is too hard and too difficult, it's like the movie where the god of food throws a radish into the sky and swings it a few times, and the radish falls off and becomes a flower.

Of course, in the movie, you don't even need a stunt, you just need a turnip, a kitchen knife and a flower - but now what I see is definitely real kung fu.

The two female team members kicked while setting the bottles, and finally kicked around the table like a whirlwind.

There are many people in the audience who are as inexplicable as me, so the applause is gradually louder, when there are still some people in the end, a team member piles 5 bricks in front of their team leader, the female team leader burst into a shout, her hands rise and fall, and the 5 bricks are suddenly broken, the fracture is uneven, and the canine teeth are staggered, which makes the visual impact even heavier, and it makes people feel cold.

Lu Junyi smiled and said to me, "Do you still take her personally?" ”

I sat stunned for a long time, Hu Sanniang hugged her arms and watched the female team leader's smooth black hair calmly get off the stage, and said with interest: "I want to compete with this sister." ”

The performance of the Crescent Beauty Team is over, this time the whole field is quiet, although no one dares to speak and tease, not even applauded or cheered, the female leader led the way, wherever she went, people unconsciously gave way to a passage, I watched them enter the VIP seat opposite, the female leader sat in the first row, shook her hair, took a sip of water, and continued to watch the performance below, Wakaka, this time I have something to do in the past few days, you can see the beauty, but you can't let her find it, although her squint is particularly charming, But it also shows that it is going to split bricks, everyone on the rivers and lakes knows that my little brother is good at making a brick, and she is a natural enemy who splits 5 bricks in one go!

As soon as this impromptu show ended, I noticed that there were more people going to the toilet. The rest of the show tasted like chewing wax, and the morning passed like this.

At noon we went back to the hotel to rest, and I handed out a bunch of room keys to the heroes, and now I finally know why there were 35 rooms - it was a whole floor. We are on the 3rd floor, most of the rooms on the 4th floor were chartered by a martial arts hall called Jingwu free fighting in Jiangsu, and the other half of the tenants were actually Tiger Tiger members, led by tuna, it seems that the main lineup of their game did not play today, the people of the Jingwu Gym wore uniform clothing, and on the left shoulder there was a martial arts master who was ready to go, and the people of the Tiger Martial Arts Hall also had their own clothes and flags, compared with us who were in groups of miscellaneous people, and made judgments.

In response to this situation, I immediately found Wu Yong and discussed with him whether I could design a school flag, and I also told him my thoughts: there should be a circle, representing the world; There is water, which represents broadness; There is at least one weapon, which represents might.

Wu Yong thought for a while and said, "How about painting Nezha and fighting the Dragon King of the East China Sea, two circles." ”

I said depressedly: "Why don't you do it, you might as well paint [***] Sailors driving an Audi and holding an M4 - four circles." ”

(To be continued)