【1 cup on the coffee table】
"Heart Lake" is a scenic spot in Linhuai City, the beautiful scenery is comparable to the West Lake, because it looks like a heart from a bird's-eye view of the sky, so it is named; It's a midsummer night, and the soft moonlight shines on the lake, sparkling and beautiful.
A young man dressed as a "sling" sat by the lake for most of the night, until the embankment was sparsely populated, and he still had no intention of leaving. The young man's name was Jiang Li, and he was a "fresh" graduate of a university in the city......
At this time, it should be a time for young people to "hi" in entertainment venues, or to hold the girl's hand to "talk before the flower", but why is Xiao Jiang happy by the lake? There are no mermaids in the lake!
The matter has to start a few days ago, Jiang Li, who is from a rural area and comes from a poor family, is very low-key in school, and just wants to finish college in peace, find a satisfactory job, marry an obedient daughter-in-law, have a big fat son, and have a good life. In this way, I can live with my hard-working parents, and my sister who dropped out of school early to work to earn money to supplement the family.
It's just that the trees want to be quiet and the wind doesn't stop, and trouble sometimes comes uninvited.
Jiang Li, who was more wronged than Dou E, was innocently involved in the love affair between the second generation of officials and the school flower, and then a conflict broke out. The other party bullied more and less, and used the murder weapon, Jiang Li lost his sense of proportion in a hurry, and broke one of the ribs of the second generation of officials. Then, it was a glorious "graduation......
As soon as Jiang Li left the school gate, his father called and said that his sister Jiang Xiaoxi had a heart attack in the county hospital and needed surgery. Considering that the medical conditions in the county town were not as good as those in the provincial capital, he scraped together a sum of money and asked Xiaoxi to come to the provincial capital to join his brother for medical treatment.
When I came to the provincial hospital, the doctor made a suggestion after examination, and the day after tomorrow, there was an expert from the capital to sit for consultation, and if the expert personally operated on the knife, the disease would have a greater certainty of eradication. For the sake of his sister's body and the responsibility of an older brother, Jiang Li decided to follow the doctor's advice and wait for the expert to come before surgery.
After leaving the hospital, Jiang Li placed his sister in a guest house near the hospital, and on the pretext of going back to the dormitory, he went to a cheap hotel near the train station and opened a room. Before leaving, Jiang Xiaoxi handed over the savings card to his brother and asked him to keep it on his behalf, which was 22,000 yuan that their parents had scraped together.
The reason why Jiang Li is looking for another place to live is to save room expenses, and secondly, it will not arouse Xiaoxi's suspicion that he has been expelled from the school. It's just that "it is up to people to plan things and things to be done in heaven", and Jiang Li's tragedy has intensified from here......
In the afternoon, Jiang Li was taking a nap in the room, and the door suddenly opened from the outside, and a sweet-looking girl ran to his bed and took the initiative to give her a hug, trying her best to tease Jiang Li's primitive Y Wang. Jiang Li is a hot-blooded young man after all, although he wants to refuse with a gentlemanly demeanor, but in the face of the hot teasing of beautiful women, he is a little messy.
"Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, is it okay not to tip?"
"There is no grass at the end of the world, and there is no less tip!"
"My brother didn't bring any money today, so he won't play if he wants to collect tips!"
"I'll bet my youth on tomorrow, and if I don't tip, it's a strong annihilation."
"Miss in front of you to stand for one stop, will you do twenty?"
"This gentleman really knows how to say that twenty dollars can only be touched."
"There's only thirty dollars left on me, if you can't sell it elsewhere."
"Fifty at the minimum? If you don't do it, just pull it down! ”
Just when Jiang Li was so ape that he couldn't pay attention to it, the beauty had already stripped naked, got into his arms, and took off Jiang Li's pants without saying anything......
It's a pity that life is not as good as it should be, and when Xiao Jiang was still struggling with whether he should ride the horse or sit still, the police uncle suddenly descended from the sky and arrested him. Only then did I understand that I fell into a trap and was "fished".
Jiang suddenly remembered what a certain philosopher said: "Life is like a coffee table, with cups and utensils on it; When we think we've jumped out of one cup, we've fallen into another. ”
was brought into the police station, and the police originally planned to fine 5,000 yuan, but when they took out the bank card from Jiang Li's pocket, they found that the password was written on the back, so they honestly and unceremoniously "confiscated it" 20,000 yuan, leaving only a fraction for Jiang Li.
Jiang Li was about to go crazy, and scolded hysterically: "You are simply bandits!" Scum! Brute! ”
"Bang, bang, bang......"
Jiang Li, who was handcuffed, was reported with a raindrop of old fists until he was weak, and the police took his hand and pressed his handprints on the fine sheet.
"Your maid is a young girl, and she is not yet 14 years old this year, and according to the law, you should be sentenced to more than three years in prison. Fines you two bucks, it's cheaper for you, get out! ”
Jiang Li wants to cry without tears, where does he go to reason in this world, is he the reincarnation of Dou E? If so, why doesn't it snow this thief, is it possible to change the term?
Dragging his tired body and mind, he strolled helplessly to his favorite "heart lake". In his spare time from reading, Jiang Li loves to come here to see the scenery, but at this time, he can no longer find that poetic feeling.
"It's okay to be expelled from the school, but I actually lost the money for Xiaoxi's medical treatment, especially such a disgraceful thing, how can I explain it to them? I really don't have the face to see them...... What to do? How do I get the money? Is it difficult to kill people and set fires? Jiang Li's eyes were red and he muttered to himself, at this moment he understood the feeling of "forcing Liangshan".
It was already eleven o'clock in the evening, and most of the citizens enjoying the cool on the embankment had dispersed, only some men and women were still entangled in the secluded and dark flowers and plants, and I didn't know whether it was a young man who was in love or a wild mandarin duck who had a secret tryst.
"Da, da, da......"
At this moment, there was a chaotic sound of high heels stomping on the ground, from far and near.
A beautiful woman wearing a short black and white dress, revealing snow-white thighs, long hair and shawl, with a bewitching figure, carried a light blue "lv" bag on the crook of her arm, and the golden necklace on her snow-white neck flickered from time to time in the moonlight.
I saw her twisting and twisting, drunkenly walking to a place four or five meters behind Jiang Li, and then lying on the park bench without any restraints.
"Uh, God has mercy on me, let the vixen come and send me money?" Jiang Li glanced at the beauty with her feet facing the sky, a thought flashed in her heart, and her heart jumped wildly involuntarily.
Looking back at the drunken woman carefully, the absolute devil figure, towering beautiful breasts, snow-white **, seductive waist, baby-like skin, delicate facial features, making people's blood swell, the reincarnation of the vixen.
"If you don't go home in the middle of the night, you can't get drunk, and you're not a good woman, right? Looking at her jewelry, I'm afraid that there are more than tens of thousands of people in this outfit, right? ”
Looking at the drunken "fox spirit", Jiang Li's heart beat like never before, if he was bold enough, was there a second way to go besides jumping into the lake? At this moment, Jiang Li's heart almost jumped out of his throat.
"Li Tianyou, you bastard, you actually went behind my back to make a woman, we will ...... in the future Finished...... Goo ......"
The "vixen" lay on the bench with his back facing the sky, roared and made a phone call, and after a roar, he was still unsatisfied, and then lay on the chair and spit out a few sips of wine, and finally, threw away the mobile phone, and fell asleep.
Coincidentally, the mobile phone jumped a few times and landed at the feet of Jiang Li, who was a few meters away.
"Alas, it seems that she is another woman who has been hurt by the so-called love, and it is really 'nothing in the world, and mediocrity disturbs itself'. When you fall to the point where I do, you will understand what real pain is! Jiang Li shook his head and sighed, bent down to pick up the phone, and gave up the idea in his heart.
A gentleman has something to do and something not to do, even if there is no way out, he cannot go astray. If Xiaoxi knows that the money came from this way, I am afraid that she will not be at ease for the rest of her life. He healed his body's illness, but he fell into his heart's disease!
I looked at the mobile phone in my hand, it was a brand new white iphone5, because of the delicate mobile phone case on the outside, although it fell out four or five meters, it was still intact.
Swiping the screen, Jiang Li wanted to find a number to call over, and let the relatives and friends of the "fox spirit" take her home, so as not to be taken advantage of here, these days, the pervert is bold!
"Whew......"
Just as Jiang Li slid his phone, a long whistle sounded, which really said that Cao Ye Cao had arrived.
Two ruffian young men, one with a bald head and the other with tattoos, saw the drunken woman lying on the bench, as excited as Columbus had discovered a new world, and strode over with drool.
"Wow, there's a drunken beauty?"
"Let's see if we can shoot a field cannon, click ......"
After a few obscene conversations, the two thugs were already sitting on the bench. One on the left and one on the right, squeezed the drunken "vixen" in the middle and began to move his hands and feet.
"Stinky rascal, get out of here!"
Although the "vixen" was drunk and hazy, but when he was disturbed, he still instinctively resisted, scratching his hands and kicking his feet.
"Oh, daughter-in-law, how much have you drunk, and you don't even know your husband anymore? Come home with me!. ”
Seeing that the "bald head" was not successful, he glanced at the "tattooed man", and said a nonsense to cover up, preparing to help the drunk woman out of here and find a secluded place to start again. Although there are few people on the shore of the lake embankment, it does not mean that there is no one, and these perverts are still very empty in their hearts.
Jiang Li stood four or five meters away, watching these two thieves unscrupulous in front of him, as if he didn't exist, and couldn't help but be angry.
Before he was about to make a move, Jiang Li suddenly thought of a way to raise money, I don't know if it would be useful, but I can give it a try, at least it is more upright than the evil thought that just appeared in my heart.
Quickly turned on the camera of "Love Crazy 5" and shot wildly at the two gangsters who were pulling the "vixen". The dazzling incandescent lamp kept flickering in the night, startling the two little thieves, as if they had been pricked by a needle, and let go of the dirty hand that was pulling the drunken woman like lightning.
"Malegobi, you kid looking for death?"
The bald head took a few steps back, calmed down, and found that Jiang Li was only one person, and suddenly became arrogant again, squirting foul language, and showing his biceps muscles to Jiang Li in demonstration. It's just that the small arm with a hemp rod is not worth mentioning at all in Jiang Li's eyes.
"How dare you disturb Lao Tzu's woman? Let's see if you don't blow your heads up! ”
Jiang Li roared angrily, took off his T-shirt, and used all his strength to gather the muscles of his upper body, and suddenly the image of a macho man was displayed in front of the two gangsters, the strong chest muscles bulged out like two fists, and the eight-pack abdominal muscles bulged, as hard as a rock, and the macho man in European and American action movies was born.
It is the best policy to surrender the army without a fight. Sure enough, the two little gangsters were immediately scared to pee!
But they were unwilling, and asked each other boldly: "You said that she is your girlfriend, what evidence do you have?" I think you're just like us, trying to take advantage of her? ”
Jiang Li slid the Apple phone he had just picked up away, and shook it in front of the two little pisses, and the standby screen was a personal selfie of the drunk "vixen": "Ya see it clearly, she is definitely my girlfriend." You move your hands and feet in front of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu doesn't beat you all over the ground to find teeth, even if it's cheap, don't get out of here! ”
Seeing that the woman on Jiang Li's phone was indeed a drunken beauty on the bench, the two gangsters had nothing to say anymore, but the cooked duck flew away, and they were ten thousand unwilling in their hearts.
looked Jiang Li up and down, only to see that he had just taken off a dark blue cotton T-shirt on his upper body, a blue denim cropped pants on his lower body, a pair of copycat Adi sneakers on his feet, and a stall atmosphere, taking off a "diao silk", how could such a person be the boyfriend of this woman wearing gold and silver?
Suspicion is suspicion, but what Jiang Li said is categorical, and there is a mobile phone to testify, plus the people are tall and big, the two gangsters dare not be presumptuous anymore. said "buddy offended" and walked away.
However, the two of them didn't really leave, they went to a distance, found a hidden place to hide, and secretly monitored Jiang Li's movements, while calling and beckoning their companions to come for reinforcements.