"Huhuhu......"

In the forest not far away, a figure was running wildly, it was the joy of love.

His stamina had been dropping, he was exhausted and out of breath, but he didn't dare to stop his steps.

Because he knows he's in trouble!

He didn't expect that the strength of that cold joke killer would be so terrifying, he thought that he could defeat that guy by gathering the strength of the persecutors.

He had thought that if he lured them into the monster pile, they would be able to kill them when they were defeated by both the monsters.

But they were wrong, they were thinking too simply, because the man had become even more terrible than before!

The whole cold joke terminator is only himself, the mutant centipede just now was brought in by him, in order to find a way to kill the enemy, but that monster was also defeated by the enemy, he can only escape!

He runs around in circles in the forest, knowing that there is a hunter player on the enemy's side who will be spotted wherever he flees.

Now he had only one way, and that was to find a waypoint and go back to the safe zone. As long as he is in the safe zone, it is absolutely safe, and there is nothing he can do if it is a joke killer.

But he ran for a long time, but he didn't find it.

He continued to run forward, and after a while, he saw a fire in the distance, and he knew that it was a teleportation point, whether it was unlocked or ununlocked, he just ran over and could escape!

Soon, just ahead, less than a hundred meters away!

He sprinted with all his might, not wanting to delay for a second. At this moment, he heard several screams from behind him, and then, he felt his legs cold, his body lost its balance, and he fell to the ground!

"Ahhh

Xiaoyao Qingyu let out a miserable scream, he fell to the ground, and there was a sharp pain in his legs, only to see that his two legs had been cut off, cut off from the top of his knees, and the incision was very flat, this attack made his health drop significantly, only 20% left!

Crawl over, just crawl over and I'll be safe.

He struggled towards the waypoint, getting closer to the burning fire, dragging his two broken legs along, leaving two long trails of blood on the ground.

Seeing that he was about to crawl in front of the warm firelight, a figure blocked him.

"Yo, where do you want to go?"

Although this voice sounded calm, it contained endless murderous intent to kill.

Xiaoyao Qingyu looked up and saw a man dressed in an abyss costume.

It was the legendary pirate of the incomparably gorgeous explorer, the man had white hair, one eye obscured by a black blindfold, and a chilling smile on his face.

This person was none other than Chu Ge, and he used the Phantom Blade to cut off the opponent's legs, so the other party couldn't escape at all now.

"It's you......" A trace of despair rose in Xiaoyao Qingyu's heart, "Kill me, I admit defeat......"

"Kill you?" Chu Ge still had a smile on his face, "Do you think I'll let you die so easily?"

Xiaoyao Qingyu's heart chuckled, he knew that he still couldn't escape, he heard about the cruelty of the killer of cold jokes, as long as he laughed when he heard him tell cold jokes, he would kill himself immediately.

If he wants to live, he must not hold back his laughter.

"Come on, I'm not afraid of you!" "Xiaoyao Qingyu had a righteous and awe-inspiring expression, "I've laughed since I was a child, I won't laugh so easily!"

"Good. ”

Chu Ge nodded, his cold jokes had already begun.

This time the joke is different from the previous ones, it is about ......

"A little centipede was in a car accident and was sent to the hospital to have its leg amputated, the little centipede thought, fortunately I have more legs.

Xiaoyao Qingyu was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect it to be a cold joke about centipedes, he remembered the mutant centipede he had attracted before, and he knew why this guy did this.

"Hmph, boring. ”

"Centipedes and snails go swimming. The centipede said to the snail, man, you are walking too slowly, when will you get to the river. The snail said, then you go first. By the time I get there, I'm afraid you'll not have finished taking off your shoes!"

"Cut, it's not funny. ”

"Yes. Chu Ge still had a smile on his face, "Let's go on." ”

"The ant and the centipede had a solemn wedding ceremony. The next day the frog asked the ant how it felt. The ant sighed and said, "I didn't break one leg, and I didn't break another leg." It's not to break another leg. , I broke my leg all night......"

Xiaoyao Qingyu's expression was surprised, does this guy tell colors in addition to telling cold jokes?

"Go on, I'm not going to give in. ”

Chu Ge's brows furrowed slightly, it seems that this guy is different from the players he met before, he has to enlarge his moves!

"The little centipede fell and was brain dead. The mother centipede went to the doctor and asked, "Doctor, can I donate organs in the hospital?" The doctor said, yes, but his cornea, kidneys, and liver have all been damaged, and he may not be able to donate. Mother centipede said I'm going to donate his legs......"

"Our officials warmly welcomed the visit of the centipede friendship group and shook hands with its representatives one by one, causing frozen shoulder. ”

“......”

At first, he could still bear it, but after listening to more than a dozen cold jokes about centipedes, he couldn't bear it, how many cold jokes did this guy have in reserve, is he a humanoid self-propelled cold joke making machine?

Chu Ge saw the impatient expression on the other party's face, and continued to speak:

"The centipede mother is giving birth, and she hasn't seen her for a long time, and the doctor said it doesn't matter, the legs are out, the legs are out, the legs are out, the legs are out, and the legs are out......"

"A centipede was caught stealing, so the police handcuffed it and handcuffed it......"

"The centipede was caught killing people, and the police said to the centipede: Raise your hands, your hands, your hands, your hands, your hands, your hands, your hands, ......your hands,

"The big battle has begun, and the centipede general shouted, take the knife, take the knife, take the knife, take the knife, ......take the knife, take the knife,

“......”

It was another dozen or so cold jokes about centipedes that were not repeated in a row, and Xiaoyao Qingyu finally collapsed, "Ahhh

At this time, he understood the collapse of the killer of bad jokes. What can laugh after listening to a bad joke is only the initial stage, the really scary part is that you will be driven crazy by the bad joke killer's bad jokes and make you beg him to kill you.

"No, I can't. Chu Ge said with a smile: "You didn't laugh again, according to the rules, I can't kill you." ”

"Hahahaha......" Xiaoyao Qingyu laughed, but it was really ugly than crying, "That's it, you can kill me, right?"

"As you wish!"

The smile on Chu Ge's face suddenly disappeared, his eyes became extremely cold, and the roaring chainsaw in his hand sawed towards the other party's head!

......

At the same time, on the side of the eldest lady, they chased all the way towards the incomparably large figure, and since the size of the thing was too large, they gradually caught up with it.

"Oh my God, what is that?!" When Mu Mu saw the true face of that figure, the expression on his face became extremely shocked.

"That's really the case...... "Although the eldest lady's expression looked shocked, her complexion gradually softened.

"No wonder the creatures in this forest are so strange, no wonder they have mutated and become so huge, all because His Offspring is here......"

"Black goat cubs!"

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