Chapter 67: The Epic Review
Because the old master was furious, Yang Fan had no choice but to hand in a 2,000-word review book, and apologized to the teacher in front of the whole class. In the face of this punishment, Yang Fan gladly accepted it, and apologized as it should be, respecting the old and loving the young is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation.
The so-called 2,000-word review is not the same thing at all, 2,000 words at Yang Fan's speed is not a matter at all, it can be done in twenty minutes! In fact, this review book could be easily done in ten minutes, but in order to write better, Yang Fan racked his brains and meditated, and finally a masterpiece was born.
The review is as follows:
Dear old master, dear students: I'm sorry, I made a serious mistake, I'm sorry for the country, I'm sorry for the party, I'm sorry for the people, I'm sorry for the teachers who taught me so hard.
I shouldn't be serious in your class, I shouldn't discuss the damn seven-dimensional space in your class, although the advertisement of this seven-dimensional space is good, but after all, it's not used by our old men, so I'm wrong, next time I should discuss Durex Durex, which will help the harmony of our lives, and it will also help teachers and classmates, because this is something that everyone can use.
I know that the crimes I have committed are unforgivable and should be "divided by five horses"; is wrong, it should be "broken into thousands of pieces"; It's still wrong, you should be "cut by a thousand cuts", but, old master Mydear, you didn't do it, how kind and great you are! My tears of gratitude could fill the entire Tarim Basin; My heart that beats with overexcitement is comparable to the Tangshan earthquake; My prodigal son's determination to turn back can be compared to Nuwa's perseverance when she made up for the sky.
At this time, I just want to express my love for you with ** Cai's words: If you can't extinguish my flame against you if you pour out the water of the entire Pacific Ocean, then can the water of the entire Pacific Ocean be poured out? No, so I don't hate you. With a magnanimous teacher like you, I decided to change my past mistakes and become a new person, if I still don't change my bad nature, I will never be able to watch "Fairy Tale World", I will never be able to earn a return rate on the street, and my dreams are all the shadow of the old master. Let me have a soft spot for you from now on......
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Finally, on behalf of the country and the government, I would like to thank you for your good intentions, thank you for your kindness, thank God and earth, and thank fate for letting me meet you.
When Yang Fan finished writing this review, the two girls sitting next to him were already laughing, and I was afraid that if the two of them laughed again, the old master would probably ask him to write a 10,000-word review. Although Yang Fan's ink still has a lot of water, he still gave up this idea, after all, he is already over the age of six, and if he is still angry, he may have a heart attack.
Yang Fan doesn't want to indirectly murder the lives of the masses, you must know that if there is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure, you can't afford to lose.
Finally, at the end of class, Yang Fan respectfully folded the review book and handed it into the hands of the old master in person, with such a sincere attitude, just like a good student who knows his mistakes and corrects them. Seeing that the old master was psychologically relieved for a while, he thought to himself: "Look at Lao Tzu's tiger power is not reduced, no, this rich kid is not to be obedient." ”
Yang Fan watched him walk out of the classroom with a smile on his face, he seemed to be able to imagine the mood of this old master after reading this master's work, I am afraid that he may have a heart attack. But fortunately, Yang Fan was prescient, because he had already written on this paper: If you blindly want to look at this thing, you will bear the consequences. Friendly reminder, please prepare a variety of drugs for the treatment of sudden diseases, if you have the ability, please go to the emergency room of the hospital to watch again.
The rest of my life was so boring, math class, boring class. Yang Fan had a headache when he heard those messy formulas, and he couldn't even look at the jade appreciation he liked now. I fell asleep directly on the table, and it was very comfortable.
Time flies, and all of a sudden, the class is over, and the students in the classroom are rushing towards the cafeteria one after another. And Yang Fan was no exception, and was directly dragged away by the two girls.
This canteen is a canteen, it's a five-star hotel, it's magnificent, I'm afraid that if you want to eat abalone and bird's nest, it can be provided for you here. Of course, there are not only expensive food here, but also cheap, after all, there are many students from medium families, and they can't compare with those who are rich and expensive.
"Where to eat!" Xie Zequan walked to Yang Fan's side and asked.
"Is there a box up there?" Tang Xiaoyou said with a frown.
It's not that she doesn't like to eat with so many people, it's just that there are so many people down here, and there are few empty seats.
"Okay, I'll ask!" Xie Zequan walked towards the inside of the cafeteria.
After a while, Xie Zequan walked out helplessly and shook his head at everyone, it seemed that there was no box.
"The box was all booked by someone else, so there is no more! But the manager said he would help us sort out a table. ”
"That's it!" Chen Yu lamented.
"Forget it, just have lunch, don't have much time, just make a little noise, it's more lively!" Yang Fan smiled and patted Chen Yu's head and said.
In prison, there is not only such a noise, but even the kind of steamed buns that are about to become moldy, Yang Fan can eat this, not to mention the current situation. He is not surprised to see the two women like this, after all, he is used to being quiet, and so many people will definitely be uncomfortable, which is completely understandable. Who wouldn't go to a quiet place with their own space, of course choose a good one, even Yang Fan would be like that, but the key is that there is no one now!
"Little demon!" Just as the four of them were about to enter the cafeteria, a shout suddenly came from behind.
The four of them looked back, and it was the boy who was rejected by the little demon in the classroom before, and there were a few people next to him, all of whom had extraordinary temperaments, and it seemed that they should all be members of the Ninety-Five Party.
"David, I said that the little demon is not something you can call, why are you like this!" Tang Xiaodemon was unhappy now, and directly scolded David with his hands on his waist, and the female was furious.
Yang Fan, Xie Zequan and Chen Yu saw this Tang Xiaodemon smile faintly, and their true nature finally burst out, and they were as fierce as this.
The people who came were really taken aback by her appearance, this was the tigress who was powerful, and let them suddenly know what it was to be tough.
"I didn't mean that, I just wanted to ask if you guys were going to dinner together, we had a big box on it, so," David said with a smile.
Seeing the expressions of David and the others, Yang Fan's eyes flashed, and his deep eyes looked at Chen Yu, it seems that this 95 Party has a great relationship with the girl next to him.
"Forget it, no need for us to eat here!" At this time, Yang Fan spoke. It's not that he doesn't like to eat with these people, but he doesn't want to deal with these official children now, after all, there are already people to deal with him well.
"That's fine!" David said with a smile, and then the group passed by the four.
Soon the waiter set up a table, and in a corner, it was relatively quiet, and you could look out the window at the beautiful view, which was also a good place.
"Gongzi Xie is sorry, I'm really sorry today, I can only let you eat here!" The canteen manager came to Xie Zequan's side with a smile on his face, for fear that Xie Zequan would blame him.
If Xie Zequan really wants to blame him, I'm afraid it won't be long before his hotel can't be opened. Although the Hsieh Group has not achieved much in the hotel industry, it also has several five-star hotels, so if you want to pinch such a hotel, it is a matter of minutes and minutes, and you don't need to think about it at all.
"It's okay, you go get busy!" Xie Zequan said with a smile.
Although the Xie family is rich, as the only son of the Xie family, Xie Zequan never uses his power to play prestige everywhere, but is low-key. This is also one of the reasons why he and Yang Fan became brothers.
The four of them sat quietly, and the noise next to them seemed to be cut off from the world, which did not affect their mood in the slightest.
However, at this moment, Yang Fan, whose eyes were slightly open, suddenly opened his eyes, and a sharp light flashed from the corner of his eyes, he looked at Xie Zequan and said, "Wang Yan! ”
When Yang Fan said the name, a trace of obscurity flashed in Xie Zequan's eyes, and then he slowly looked behind him, only to see a person he had been thinking about day and night appearing in front of him.
It was a familiar face, and for some reason the charming smile on it had disappeared, replaced by a faint sadness. The melon seed face, white, is more mature and more attractive than the memory.
Xie Zequan looked deeply at it a few times and then turned around, a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes, and the sorrow in his eyes became thicker before.
The two girls have long known about Xie Zequan and Wang Yan, but they didn't expect that he hasn't forgotten it so far, no wonder he didn't care about it no matter what beautiful woman pursued him in the past two years, it turned out that he had someone in his heart for a long time. It's no wonder that the same infatuation will walk with him, and only they know what they have in their hearts.
"You already knew she was in Pearl?" Yang Fan looked at the figure that was constantly looking and asked.
"Eun!" Xie Zequan nodded.
"Have you ever seen her?" Yang Fan then asked.
I saw Xie Zequan shake his head. He didn't say that Yang Fan knew it, he had been a brother for so long, and he had already known his temper very well, and then shook his head helplessly.
At this time, Yang Fan suddenly got up and walked towards the figure.