Chapter 3: The ...... with White Lace Trim Little Nene!
Zhou Xiaochuan was stunned for a moment, and then retreated sharply as if he had been electrocuted. But now he was sitting on a stool, and as soon as he stepped back, he immediately fell to the ground along with the stool because of his unstable center of gravity. He didn't care about the pain, and immediately lost his voice and exclaimed: "Ahhh ”
Zhou Xiaochuan's abrupt reaction startled Li Yuhan and Huang Xiaowan, and the two thought that he was going to be sick again, so they hurriedly stepped forward to help him up from the ground, and asked vigorously: "Xiaochuan (Brother Zhou), are you okay?" Isn't there something uncomfortable again? Don't pass out again, right? ”
Zhou Xiaochuan finally came to his senses at this moment, raised his hand and pointed to the sand squatting in front of him, and said in a trembling voice: "It's ...... It was talking to a human being! Have you not heard? ”
Li Yuhan and Huang Xiaowan looked at each other.
"Speak human words? Who? Sand? ”
"How is that possible, it's just a cat."
Zhou Xiaochuan looked at the two of them in surprise: "You ...... Have you not heard? It just spoke! It made me call it Her Majesty the Sand Queen. ”
The two women glanced at each other, the melancholy on their faces became a little thicker, and they said in unison: "Xiaochuan (Brother Zhou), you shouldn't have hallucinations because of heat stroke again, right?" Would you like to visit a clinic near you? ”
"Hallucinations from heat stroke? Uh, maybe that's the case......" Zhou Xiaochuan hesitated, judging from the reactions of the two women, they should not have heard what Shazi said. In this case, it is possible that I am hallucinating due to heat stroke.
But at this time, Shazi came up with a look of surprise and curiosity, looked up at Zhou Xiaochuan, and said, "Good girl, I heard you right, right?" You human actually know the language of beasts? ”
Zhou Xiaochuan was taken aback again, and hurriedly pointed at it and said, "It is talking again, talking again, do you hear it?" Do you hear that? ”
Li Yuhan and Huang Xiaowan glanced at each other again.
"Xiaowan, you are guarding the store, and I will send Xiaochuan to the clinic to have a look." Saying that, Li Yuhan didn't give Zhou Xiaochuan any chance to object, so he forcibly dragged him up and walked to a nearby clinic.
The sand followed closely behind them, meowing non-stop.
However, these meow cries turned into human words in Zhou Xiaochuan's ears: "Human, answer me, how do you understand the language of beasts?" Answer me......"
Can anyone tell me that this ...... What the hell is going on?!
For a while, Zhou Xiaochuan's heart was in turmoil.
Zhou Xiaochuan, who was sitting on the infusion chair with a drip, did not look very good.
Because in front of him, there were no less than ten cats and dogs standing or squatting. In addition, on the infusion stand and infusion chair, there are also several colorful birds.
Cats, dogs, and birds, all stared at him with wide eyes. Such a formation gave Zhou Xiaochuan a feeling of watching pandas in the zoo. It's just that the tourists are these cats, dogs and birds, and he is the eye-catching panda......
Although in the eyes of others, these cats, dogs and birds only occasionally make some cat barks and bark birds, but in Zhou Xiaochuan's ears, these cats, dogs and birds are constantly 'verbally bombarding' him.
These guys were all summoned by the sand. Since he appeared in this clinic, he has been nagging the same sentence in his ear: "How do you know the language of beasts as a human?" ”
"I also want to know how I know the beast language...... Zhou Xiaochuan's brows furrowed into a tic-tac-toe, and he muttered in a low voice: "I have never passed English since I was a child, who knows how I suddenly mastered a special 'foreign language' inexplicably?" Auditory hallucinations...... That's right, it's all auditory hallucinations that appear after heat stroke! ”
"What are you muttering about?" A ten-year-old nurse wearing a pink nurse uniform and looking a little well-behaved and cute walked over with a bottle of saline with medicine, and after changing it to Zhou Xiaochuan, she said with some curiosity and envy: "I didn't expect that you are actually very attractive to animals, and so many animals take the initiative to visit and accompany you when you are sick and infusion." Hey, I mean, how the hell did you get into a relationship with them? ”
Zhou Xiaochuan didn't listen to what the little nurse was saying at all, because just as she was talking, a white toy poodle suddenly poked its head under her nurse's skirt and glanced at it, and said in a beast language that only animals and Zhou Xiaochuan could hear: "White lace." ”
"White lace trim?" Zhou Xiaochuan couldn't help but be stunned, what is this talking about?
Although Zhou Xiaochuan's voice was a little small when she said this, she was still heard clearly by the little nurse, and a delicate and intoxicating blush suddenly appeared on her lovely face.
"Pervert!" The little nurse wrinkled her nose and cursed, which had a charming demeanor. Perhaps because she didn't think it was enough to scold her verbally, she reached out and twisted it on Zhou Xiaochuan's arm again, and then pouted a pink little mouth, and turned away angrily.
Seeing this scene, even if Zhou Xiaochuan was sluggish, he knew what that 'white lace edge' was.
While secretly scolding the white toy VIP for being lustful and shameless, Zhou Xiaochuan also made sure that all this was not a hallucination. After all, the place on the arm that was twisted by the little nurse is still red, swollen and painful.
The cats, dogs, and birds around him were gloating and laughing at this time. It's just that only Zhou Xiaochuan can hear these laughter. To others, it was these cats, dogs, and birds meowing and chirping, so lively.
Zhou Xiaochuan couldn't figure it out, why did he inexplicably master the beast language? And looking at this posture, what you say is human language to human beings. But when the animal hears it, it automatically transforms into the language of the beast. The principle of this is really hard to understand.
For some reason, Zhou Xiaochuan's shadow flashed in his mind.
"Could it be that it gave me this ability?"
Thinking back to the experiences this morning, which I don't know if it was a hallucination or a real experience, Zhou Xiaochuan felt that this incident was mostly related to Xiao Hei.
After some shock, panic and numbness, Zhou Xiaochuan finally had to accept his fate and began to try to communicate with these cats, dogs and birds.
We have mastered a special 'foreign language', and if we don't show it off, wouldn't it be a waste? As for why he suddenly mastered this special 'foreign language', when he returned to the pet home, he would find Xiao Hei and ask him. Anyway, we are also people who can understand the language of beasts now.
After some conversation, Zhou Xiaochuan learned from the mouths of these cats, dogs and birds that this beast language is a universal language in the animal kingdom, and almost all animals except humans know it. It is different from ordinary animal sounds, it is in a sound segment that cannot be heard by humans, and it is a bit like ultrasound or low sound waves. In fact, many years ago, humans also knew the language of beasts. It's just that with the progress of human society, the beast language has been gradually forgotten.
After hearing these words, Zhou Xiaochuan couldn't help but have some doubts, could it be that his genes had atavistic mutations, so he regained his grasp of the beast language? But even if there is a genetic mutation, it is impossible for the words spoken by oneself to automatically translate between human language and animal language, right?
"What the hell is going on?" Zhou Xiaochuan raised his hand and rubbed his temples, this tangled thought about it did not make him understand the reason, but made his head hurt.
In addition to learning some things about beast language from the mouths of these cats, dogs and birds, Zhou Xiaochuan also heard some unknown gossip news in the flower and bird market from them. For example, the owner of an aquarium shop has a crush on the little girl in the flower shop opposite; The owner of a pet shop is enthusiastic about young female customers; Which owner of the reptile house doesn't love men's clothing, loves women's clothing, etc......
To be honest, before this, Zhou Xiaochuan really didn't expect that these cats, dogs and birds were even more curious about gossip than humans. It seems that the term 'paparazzi' is quite appropriate to describe journalists who like to track and investigate celebrities.
Zhou Xiaochuan also curiously asked if it was possible for animals to understand human speech, and the answer was: "The language you humans use is too complicated." If we had lived with you humans for a long time, we would have barely been able to understand some simple words. To be honest, we're really curious, why do you humans have to make language so complicated? Isn't this nothing to do, and idle eggs hurt? ”
In this regard, Zhou Xiaochuan could only smile bitterly: "You all know that the egg hurts?" You're really at the forefront of trends, and you're really fashionable......"
Time passed imperceptibly in the communication with animals.