"Go open the door, don't say we're here!" Yan Wanru urged. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Knock knock, knock knock, knock on the door, I don't even know what to say. He took a deep breath at the ceiling, gritted his back molars, and said that it was like this anyway, so he turned around and walked to the door. Raising his hand and twisting the handle, click, the door opened, revealing Jiang Yan's face, uh, why are you here? "I thought it was Yuan Yazhen, but I didn't expect it to be her.

Jiang Yan couldn't help but squeeze into the room sideways and close the door, "Damn, why are you sleeping so dead?" I've been knocking for a long time! ”

I was very depressed and said: "I'm having a nightmare, let you wake up, say, what's the matter, if it's no big deal, let's say tomorrow morning that I'm really sleepy, and if I don't sleep again, I won't be able to go back to Beijing tomorrow, and there are still problems in the beauty salon that haven't been solved, so I can't delay." "I deliberately made a very stiff expression, hoping to anger her off.

Sure enough, Jiang Yanwei screamed: "Okay, you can do it in the mirror, you don't welcome me, are you?" Then I'll go! ”

I was happy in my heart, let's go, let's go quickly, you door, I stood motionless, watching her leave, there was no intention of staying.

However, Jiang Yan, who was about to step out of the house, suddenly paused. Looking back at me and blinking, she took another step back and turned back into the house, "You want me to go?" I won't go! Hey, is there anyone in your house? How do I hear movement inside when I'm at the door? With that, she closed the door, and the doctor came up to me, sat down at the end of the bed, and opened my bed and turned it over, as if to find out if there was anyone.

I slapped my face, don't make a fuss, I really have to sleep, it's twelve o'clock. ”

Jiang Yan glanced at me with big eyes: "Look at your stinginess, and you said that you are good buddies with me, you can't play cards with me for a while?" ”

I was stunned: "Playing cards? What cards to play? ”

Jiang Yan magically took out a playing card in her hand, "Huh." I couldn't sleep even after lying down for a long time. I just want to play cards with you. ”

"Hey, you said it earlier!" I was relieved.

"What did you say earlier?"

"Nothing, then what" Let's play cards, well, play cards. I sat down next to her, "What's the game?" What rules? ”

Jiang Yan nodded her red lips and thought about it, and at the end, she smiled and clapped her hands: "Let's play to catch the three families." If you don't pay tribute, you just stick a note, what's the matter? After saying that, I looked around, and finally found a stack of receipts and invoices from the side of the pillow. What kind of ticket is this? Did it work? If not, take this post. ”

It was Fei Xiaohong's bill, pondering. I nodded, "Okay." That begins. ”

Jiang Yan came to the head of the spirit and grinned: "Death mirror!" Watch me kill you! ”

"It's not certain who wins and who loses, don't talk big." I said, "Let's talk about it first, let's play five games." I'm done sleeping. "How many minutes can I play?" No, no, at least seven or eight rounds! ”

"Okay, you shuffle the cards." ”

After the shuffle was over, I picked up my three cards and took a casual look, my mind was naturally not about winning or losing, but about sending Yanyan away as soon as possible, and then solving the matter of Yan Wanru and Xi Mansha, alas, it's a headache to think about, my billionaire goal has not been achieved, why did a few people collide together? What is this called?

"Yes, three."

"Yes five."

"I don't want it here, do you want it at home? Then I'll ask for this, right Seven. ”

"Yes yes"

"Damn, you will be in charge of the net to 7, you are going to die, hum, yes!"

In the first game, Jiang Yan won, and she took the two tributes, she giggled excitedly, took out the three largest invoices from the stack of bills, licked and foamed at the edge, and pressed them on the door of my head and faces on both sides, so that most of my face was blocked by the invoices, and I could only look at the cards with one eye.

I was speechless and said: "It should be torn into a piece of paper and then pasted, how can there be a whole paste, and I won't be able to see the card if I post another one!" ”

Jiang Yan patted me on the shoulder: "The face can't be attached to the chest, and the chest can't be attached to the neck, anyway, there is always a place, Comrade Mirror, I am willing to lose the bet, I just said that I can use these stickers, don't be skinny."

"Looking up and down my face a few times, she has shuffled the cards. A new round began.

Because his eyes always glance at the other side of the cabinet. Absent-minded. I lost the second game again, and I lost badly.

Jiang Yan took out five bills, one of which was a park ticket, smeared with saliva, papa, papa, papa, papa, pap, and pasted them on my front and back necks. On the arms, on the chest, almost all the exposed flesh is paid attention to, if you lose again, it is estimated that you will not even be able to run away from your feet. ”

One minute......

Five minutes

Ten minutes......

My hands were worse than one game, I lost several games in a row, and I didn't have much good place in my whole body. It's all large and small invoice receipts. On the other hand, Jiang Yan, except for playing cards happily, didn't say anything ambiguous, which made me more and more relieved, and secretly praised Yanyan, at this time, I didn't want her to go, I thought that if I played cards like this until dawn, and then I packed up my things and left the villa with lightning speed, Yan Wanru couldn't find anyone when they wanted to get angry, right?

But after thinking about it, this can offend Yan Wanru and them to death, and besides, if a few people want to go to the toilet, they can't hold back."

My face is hot, and the direction of my eyes is very admirable, and I am reading the life and death stake, thinking about those messy things, really good!

"Hey. Do you want to be yang? Jiang Yan gently twisted the card.

"Don't, you can get out."

"Haha, a four, gone". Jiang Yan reached out and touched the invoice: "You lost again, where will you post it this time?" ”

I smiled wryly and looked down at myself, "This, it's all full, and there's no place left, I'll see if we two can do it all over again, and it's okay to change the way we play." ”

"How's that going to work? You're cheating, aren't you? Jiang Yan swept over me: "Where is it?" Where to stick it? Don't have any space? Suddenly, she didn't know what she remembered, laughed, pointed to my pants and said, "There's still a place on the butt, stick it there, hehe, don't look at me like that." I know I can't stick it through my clothes, but I won't punish you. Didn't I win this game for nothing? Fast. Get on your stomach! ”

I glared at her, "No, change places." ”

"Hey, you can't afford to lose, can you?"

"Who can't afford to lose? Anyway, the ass doesn't work, well, you can stick it to my hair

"It's up to me to decide where to post, you don't have the right to choose, mirror, if you don't admit defeat, I won't play cards with you in the future, it's boring."

I'm thin-skinned. How can she stick it to that place, so she rolled her eyes and said: "You just won't play cards with me in the next life, and you don't want to stick my ass."

Jiang Yan screamed: "I didn't say anything after I stabbed you in my asshole!" Wouldn't you be happy to post a note? "At the end of the day. Her face was hot.

Knock, knock, squeak. There were a few splashes in the direction of the wardrobe!

I was shocked, "Oh my God! Grandma! What do you say? Isn't that what it is? Ah! You can do it! Why are you talking about that? "That time in my house was to pick insects for her, so what and that, Chen sesame rotten grain, this girl is always on her lips, don't you want me to die?

"One sentence" and one sentence "you" don't you post it, right? ”

I hurriedly said: "It's okay to post it, but let me state first, we have nothing else to do with each other, you know about the bugs that time, I."

"Holy! You don't want to admit it? Don't forget, you still kissed me, and you slept with me! ”

Finished!

Finished!

My head was dizzy. Fell on the covers.

Jiang Yan pulled my arm: "Hey, mirror, what's wrong with you?" ”

My eyes were closed, and the quilt was covered, and this was on the fifth floor. I'm sure I'll jump headlong from the window!

"What are you doing? Get up? Don't play anymore?.

With a bang, the door of the big wardrobe opened, and Yan Wanru rushed out first: "Gu Jing!" You! You! She pointed at me through gritted teeth.

Jiang Yan was stunned: "Damn." Sister Yan. How do you get in the cupboard? Ah, Auntie? Sister Xiaohong? Why are you all here? Xu thought of what she had said earlier, and Jiang Yan's face turned red. Shame and indignation: "I didn't, ah, I just said nothing".

Yan Wanru scolded: "You little beast! Even Yanyan won't let you go! You also poke "stab her there!" Perverted! Shameless! Dirty! You, "You, see if I don't kill you!" She trotted up and slapped me on the buttocks, I didn't dare to squeak, and I covered my head with the quilt and pretended to be dead!

Fei Xiaohong also snorted: "How old is Yanyan, what are you doing there, you play too hard, right?" ”

Jiang Yan sighed: "No, he didn't."

Xi Mansha pointed at Jiang Yan with a pale face: "When did you sleep with Gu Jing?" Yes? Auntie told you yesterday to stay away from him, stay away from him! You! You've disgraced our family! ”

Jiang Yan said frantically: "I'm not, I'm like, small."

Fei Xiaohong smiled and said, "Mansha, don't talk about Yanyan, haven't you also slept with Gu Jing?" This is what you said yourself, what was Gu Jing in the bathroom, Wanru, did you hear it too? .

Xi Mansha blushed and glared at Fei Xiaohong: "You, what are you talking about, I don't have it."

Jiang Yan was stunned and said, "Auntie, you." You"

Xi Mansha: "I didn't, don't listen to her nonsense!" Xiaohong has slept with Gu Jing! She was in the cupboard before I came! ”

Fei Xiaohong: "Don't spew blood, how could the old lady fall in love with him?" ”

Jiang Yan was stunned for a while, and immediately looked at Yan Wanru: "Sister Yan, did my aunt really sleep with the mirror?" ”

Fei Xiaohong pouted and said, "Don't ask her." Wanru also slept with that kid, I heard it with my own ears

"Huh?" Jiang Yan opened her mouth wide.

Yan Wanru, who was beating me, immediately stopped when she heard this, "Don't talk nonsense, I am innocent with Gu Jing." but you are benevolent. You "Alas! How can you do that! ”

Fei Xiaohong: "Don't add me, it has nothing to do with me." ”

Xi Mansha: "It has nothing to do with me!" ”

Jiang Yan: "Ah, Death Mirror, you actually stepped on so many boats, from now on, I, I will be inseparable from you!" ”

My heart is like ashes. Grief-stricken, he pulled the quilt a little tighter, so that his whole body was covered, and then. Continue to close your eyes and pretend to be dead, without saying a word. In their ears, the quarrels between Yan Wanru and Xi Mansha became more and more fierce, attacking each other for a while and burying each other. After a while, they all pointed the finger at me, and it didn't take long. Suddenly, I heard the rattle of the key. Then, I felt that the room was quiet, as if I could hear a pin dropping.

Squeak, it's the sound of the door opening.

"Ah, Aunt Yuan?"

"Sister-in-law!?" Gangze old mouth yang... 8。 0… The body clam of the fishing book is not concave! The old taboo opened his eyes, lifted the quilt and looked over there, only Yuan with a gloomy face stood opposite several people with his shoulders overcast, holding a bunch of keys in his hand, which was the one left by Bu Yue'e, which turned out to be the door opened with it. Yuan Yazhen's eyes swept around. "Who slept with Gu Jing? What feet on how many boats? Who will explain it to me? Well? The quarrel was so loud that she must have heard it outside.

I rolled my eyes and felt the urge to faint again!

It's good now, everyone has arrived!

Yan Wanru hurriedly explained: "It's none of my business, sister-in-law, don't listen to their nonsense."

Xi Mansha bit her lip and said, "I don't know about others, anyway, I have nothing to do with Gu Jing." ”

Yan Wanru: "Mansha, what did you say?" I don't have anything, and Hong Mingming and I heard that you and Gu Jing that, how do you explain this? ”

Xi Mansha: "You are, you have no problem with him, why are you hiding in the cabinet?" Fei Xiaohong: "I heard it really well. You are all half a catty and eight taels, and no one should say anything about anyone.

"Oh, no," suddenly. Yan Wanru was stunned, looked at Yuan Yazhen and said, "Sister-in-law." We don't have a voice, we can't reach upstairs, why did you come downstairs? ”

Yuan Yazhen frowned with a straight face: Go to the toilet. ”

Jiang Yan blinked: "Isn't there a bathroom in the master bedroom?" Why do you go downstairs? ”

Yuan Yazhen was stunned. Thirsty. Drink to a glass of water. ”

Jiang Yan said: "You just said that you went to the toilet!" ”

Xi Mansha was stunned for a moment, and quickly looked at Yuan Yazhen: "Sister Yuan, you won't also come to find Gu Jing, right?" It's almost twelve o'clock at night, and you're here" The eyes of the four of them all turned to him.

Yuan Yazhen looked at them. Didn't speak.

Yan Wanru's little face turned white, and she slapped the sheets heavily, "Gu Jing!" You little color embryo! Even my sister-in-law told you, "You want to be angry with me, don't you?" Yes? You're trying to me off, aren't you? "Say it. A slap hit my thigh, it snapped, it hurt a lot, it seems that Yan Wanru is really angry.

Fei Xiaohong commented: Little beast! ”

Xi Mansha expressed her mood at the moment with her actions, and she hurriedly took out a box of Fragrance Pills. Pour out one and put it under your tongue.

Jiang Yan was also so angry that she couldn't speak!

Now I can't speak anymore, several women are together, and no matter how I explain it, it's wrong. I can only wait for everyone to separate before I can figure out a way, so I lie under the bed in line with the principle of "pretending to be dead to the end", whether it is beating or scolding, I am motionless.

They came and went and quarreled for more than ten minutes.

In the end, Yuan Yazhen coldly put down a sentence: "Since none of you admit that you have anything to do with him, then call Gu Jing up and let him make it clear!" ”

Yan Wanru gritted her teeth and said, "When you go, let him say!" ”

Jiang Yan shouted: "Mirror, you get up, don't pretend to be dead!" ”

The quilt was lifted by Xi Mansha, and I saw that I couldn't hide, so I had to cough embarrassedly. Blinking at them, he opened his mouth, "Actually, well." Actually"

Suddenly, a clear sound drifted into my ears, and I was slightly stunned, and quickly looked at the closed door.

Yuan Yazhen and Yan Wanru also stopped questioning, turned their heads blankly, and looked in the direction of the voice.

There seems to be the sound of a key, and there seems to be the sound of the door opening and closing, but it is not in our house. Rather, in the living room. I was shocked, and Baba glanced at a few of them, Yuan Yazhen, and Yan Wanru. Fei Xiaohong, Xi Mansha, Jiang Yan, everyone in the villa is here, who made the movement outside?

At this moment, the room suddenly fell silent.

Pedal, pedal, it's the heels that fall on the wooden floor.

Who? Who the hell is it?

Immediately afterwards, a familiar voice sounded behind the door, yes, I had already entered the house, "Well, Xiaojing may have slept, it's twelve o'clock," it was actually the voice of Bu Yue'e, she seemed to be on the phone, "Mom, since you lost her some money, don't think about it anymore" Hmm", you and my dad should also go home and sleep, and someone at the beauty salon is staring at "Hehe, it's not much money." In fact, it's good to solve it, otherwise it will affect the sound of our store...... Right... Xiao Jing also said, our family is not short of tens of thousands of yuan"

Dispute resolution in beauty salons?

Aunt Ministry came back early?

I jumped up from the bed with a thud, and the beads of sweat on my forehead were dripping down!

It's going to be a bad thing. This is going to be a bad thing, Yan Wanru and Yuan Yazhen are okay to say, if they bump into each other, they bump into each other, but Bu Yue'e is my wife. She must not know about this!

"It's Yue'e!" Xi Mansha was the most daring, she covered her mouth and exclaimed, and was the first to rush to the closet!

Jiang Yan was stunned for a moment, reacted, and followed him into it.

Yan Wanru is the third!

Fei Xiaohong is the fourth!

Yuan Yazhen frowned, and also raised her legs to follow!

Click, click, under my startled gaze, the doorknob moved manually, and someone twisted it from the outside. However, the inside is locked, and it cannot be opened without a key.

I whispered anxiously, "Everyone! Hurry up! ”

The wardrobe has a limited capacity, and Yuan Yazhen, who went in at the end, squeezed it hard, but couldn't get in.

"There's no land! Don't squeeze! ”

"Oh, my legs!"

"Who stepped on the meat?"

There was a sound of keys outside.

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