The gunshots and the noise of the police car soon caused Jin Chengwu and Xiaoqian to quarrel, and the two looked at the lively scene and asked me, "What's going on?" ”

I told the story, because Tie Jili was present, and I didn't specifically introduce the old demon of Montenegro, Xiaoqian heard an "oh" sound, Jin Chengwu circled around the police car loaded with Shi Zhonghuo, and saw Shi Zhonghuo's blood-red eyes glaring at him viciously, Jin Chengwu said: "Look at what, you haven't met me, or you have to pick up the last piece of you to become popular!" ”

Tie Jili wondered, "What do you mean?" ”

Jin Chengwu smiled: "It's not interesting, don't people worship money now?" ”

Tie Jili continued to be puzzled, and finally said to me: "Your friends are calm enough. He shook my hand and said, "Thank you for your hospitality in the past two days, and I'll come back to drink tea and chat with you when I have time in the future." ”

I hurriedly said, "Welcome, welcome, eh, can I find you if I have something to do in the future?" ”

"Uh......" It seems that Tie Jili is not used to others making this kind of joke with him, it is understandable, the profession is special, unlike those who save computers and can send business cards everywhere, with a sentence of "find me at any time if you need to", they can't, I also have a buddy who works in the crematorium is also like gold in this matter, and never preemptively agrees to help others......

"Haha, just kidding, we have someone in the prison system."

……

After Tie Jili left, the old demon of Montenegro looked left and right: "What about my master?" ”

Jin Chengwu asked me curiously: "This beauty is ......?"

I whispered to him, "Black Mountain Demon! ”

Jin Chengwu was surprised: "It's you?" ”

The old demon of Montenegro glanced at him and said, "Just now you said that kid was lucky not to meet you, do you mean that you are better than me?" ”

Jin Chengwu hurriedly said: "No, no, I still meet you to give you a lot of power - why are you a woman?" ”

The old demon of Montenegro looked forward to life and said, "Can't you? ”

"Yes, but what shall we call you?"

The old demon of Montenegro said: "You are older than me, just call me Xiao Hei." ”

Xiaoqian whispered, "Then what's my name?" I call you grandma to take advantage of you......"

The old demon of Montenegro waved his hand and said: "Oh, whatever, anyway, except for my master and this Divine Bird brother, any of you who call me grandma is taking advantage of me - just call me sister." ”

At this time, Lao Wu also rushed out, and said while looking around: "What happened to the chaos just now?" ”

We all looked at him with a grin, and Old Wu wondered, "What do you think I do?" ”

I said, "The old demon of Montenegro is looking for you!" ”

"Ah, Brother Black is here, where is he?" When Lao Wu heard this, he immediately searched left and right: "I don't know if he understands the "Tao Te Ching" I gave him." ”

The old demon of Montenegro stepped up to Lao Wu and said loudly: "Master, I'm here!" ”

Lao Wu was taken aback and stammered, "You ...... Is it the black brother? ”

The old demon of Montenegro grabbed Lao Wu's hand and shook it: "Master, I'm Xiao Hei." ”

Lao Wu subconsciously took a step back and said, "Brother Black...... It's killing me. ”

I said on the side: "Everyone recognizes you as a master, and you are still a black brother - besides, where do you think she is brother?" "Boobs? Elder brother?

Lao Wu said: "Yes, how can you be a woman?" ”

The old demon of Montenegro lowered his head and hesitated: "Master, you are so capable, besides, you and I are the same kind, don't you know that the tree is also male and female?" ”

Lao Wu said embarrassedly: "I forgot about this stubble, I only saw you in the tree hole a few days ago, and I didn't expect you to be like this after you became a sincere and benevolent form." ”

The old demon of Montenegro said with concern: "How is it, isn't it beautiful?" ”

Lao Wu's eyes inadvertently swept over the neckline of the old demon of Montenegro, and he quickly looked away, and said uncomfortably: "Good-looking, good-looking......"

The old demon of Montenegro just came down from the mountain, wearing a silk silk and silk clothes, at first I thought it was fur, but now I see that it is just a few simple pieces of bark wrapped in it, but it is conceivable that there is neither this mat nor this glue and that glue, Lao Wu has a big benefit from this glance, no wonder his face is also red - the tree will also blush.

The old demon of Montenegro bowed to Lao Wu and said: "Xiao Hei was forced by the situation, he has done many evils over the years, and the punishment of heaven is coming, but I didn't expect to be fortunate enough to meet the master who is willing to be rescued by the holy scripture "Tao Te Ching", and the great grace does not dare to say thank you." ”

Lao Wu hurriedly said: "Don't dare, how can I be a black brother...... Uh, your master? ”

The old demon of Montenegro said: "If it weren't for the master's teaching, the limit of Xiao Hei has arrived, don't talk about transfiguring Chengren, I'm just afraid of ...... Dissatisfied with the master, I said that when you and I first met, I already had the appearance of withered roots, and when the master was a few days late, Xiao Hei would inevitably wither into a pile of waste wood. ”

Lao Wu said: "It's serious, Li Zu's original intention of doing the "Tao Te Ching" is to help the world, I just conform to his old man's purpose." ”

The old demon of Montenegro said in frustration: "Does the master always refuse to accept me?" Although Xiao Hei has accumulated a lot of evil, but it is really because he has no choice, Xiao Hei was just a small elm tree, because of the bones buried on Harrier Mountain, Xiao Hei was infected by the corpse and gradually had spiritual sense, if he wanted to survive, he had to continue to absorb the flesh and blood of others, and later said that even the beasts and pedestrians also affected the pond fish, and gradually accumulated heavy and difficult to return, Master is disgusted with me too much? ”

Lao Wu said: "It's not ......"

"Is that because I wasn't respectful enough when I first met Master?"

Lao Wu smiled bitterly: "How could I be so calculating? ”

"Then why don't you accept me as a disciple?"

Lao Wu said: "If you say that it's okay to study and ponder together, the word master is really ashamed, black ...... Don't embarrass me. ”

"Hmph, you push left and right to drag nothing more than think that I am from a humble background, you pass on my "Tao Te Ching" to see that I am pitiful, I actually want to be your apprentice, since you look down on me, it's a big deal that I will eat people on Harrier Mountain again!" The old demon of Montenegro said that he would go, with tears in his eyes, and ran to the opposite side with his feet.

Lao Wu raised his hand and said, "Eh, I didn't mean that." ”

Jin Chengwu said with a smile: "Old Wu, since people are so sincere, you will be bored if you chirp crookedly, don't tell me that good and evil are not separated, in our group of people, except for the people who look like that, no one is on the right path." ”

I muttered, "What are you doing with me?" ”

Lao Wu hurriedly said: "Who said that?" I really don't think I'm worthy of being her master-" Speaking of this, Lao Wu looked at the old demon of Montenegro and said, "Since you have said so, it seems hypocritical for me to refrain from resigning, if you have to condescend, then I will respond with a shy face, in case there is a famous teacher in the future, I will raise my hands in favor of you switching to other sects." ”

The old demon of Montenegro said happily: "So you are willing to agree-Master?" ”

Lao Wu had to reluctantly respond, and immediately said worriedly: "You're not going back to eat people, are you?" ”

The old demon of Montenegro burst into tears and smiled: "I'm not going." ”

We all laughed, except for the honest old Wu, everyone could see that the old demon of Montenegro didn't want to leave, it was nothing more than the most lame little trick, but we can all feel that she has no malicious intentions, so no one will say anything, the old demon of Montenegro is obviously sincere in his thoughts, but she can also deal with Lao Wu with these two means, this old goblin who has not been out of the mountain for thousands of years has a simple surname, in fact, it is similar to a village girl in the countryside.

Once Lao Wu became a teacher, he immediately followed the temptation and said: "Xiao Hei, you must not have evil thoughts in the future to harm others, you know?" ”

The old demon of Montenegro said: "I know, if I hadn't read the master's teachings just now, I would have killed his dog even if I didn't suck him dry." ”

Lao Wu nodded with satisfaction, and asked how she could transform Chengren so quickly, and the old demon of Montenegro described it one by one, it turned out that since she practiced the "Tao Te Ching", although her mana was greatly damaged, but her cultivation was very different from before, and finally became Chengren last night, she thought of Lao Wu in her heart, and went down the mountain to apprentice.

Jin Chengwu held his chin and looked at the old demon of Montenegro, and sighed: "Old Wu is lucky, he accepted such a hot female apprentice." ”

I also held my chin and squinted my eyes slightly: "Yes, the romance between the tutor and the female graduate student is too much to write, and Lao Wu is going to 'bloom the old tree in the second spring'." ”

Jin Chengwu was stunned and said, "Does he have a first spring?" ”

I smiled and said, "Then you still need to ask?" A species like theirs, flowers and plants can be used inexhaustibly, and an honest head like Lao Wu can only be lethal to women! ”

Jin Chengwu: "......"

They were talking over there, and I finally made time to carefully check the car behind me, the bullet didn't hit me, and if I didn't say it, it would pierce a hole in the body, this car was borrowed from Aunt Meng, not to mention, after driving for the past two days, I have to be responsible for other people's cars, right?

I carefully inspected the rubbing, from the window to the body, to the tires, Su Jing suddenly said: "Don't look for it, it's here." As he spoke, he spread out his palm, and in the palm of his white jade-like hand, there was a copper warhead......

I was surprised: "Where did you come from?" ”

"Catch it with your hand." Su Jing tossed the warhead in his hand and said, "To be honest, the hidden weapon they used is really powerful, faster than any hidden weapon I have ever seen in the Federation Continent." ”

"You can catch a bullet?"

Su Jing threw the warhead in his hand and said: "This thing is okay against ordinary people, but it's not so good against real masters." ”

"So this thing can't deal with you?"

Su Jing glanced at me lightly, turned around and walked away: "I am a sword god, not a master." ”

"Cut-" I looked at her back, took out a bottle of water from the car, carefully poured it under the apple tree planted by Lao Wu, and said with words in my mouth: "Apple mm, apple mm, if you know not to forget me, I will say the grace of watering today, and I will not ask you to be convex and backward or to be amorous, the only thing I ask you not to brag about, just like someone ......"

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When we celebrate Arbor Day, we should have snacks, and maybe in the middle of the night, there will be a formed sapling spirit running to accompany them for February 14 or something......