Chapter 042: Vienna Hotel
Unbelievable for a while, there are many expressions such as being alive and seeing a ghost on Zhou Jian's face one by one, and this sentence seems to him to be almost equivalent to a girl saying to herself: "Shall I sleep with you?" ”
Obediently Rig Midwinter, they all say that Western girls are open, which is too open.
When he was in high school, Zhou Jian would scoff when he heard that a girl went out to have a one-night stand with someone, but today, listening to Linda's words, he found that he was shamefully hard, and he couldn't help but imagine in his mind the scene of Linda's hot body shaking in the spring when she was wild and pandering, and that temptation was too deadly.
Zhou Jian has also had the scene of himself and beautiful women before, and even fantasized that on a dark and windy night in a certain month, a beautiful woman who was too hungry suddenly jumped out, and a hungry tiger pounced on him and threw him to the ground, and then corrected the law on the spot and forcibly xxoo.
What to do? Why don't you pretend that you don't know what you're going to do, and then half-push and half-obey?
But thinking that he is a serious virgin, it seems a bit ...... to hand over the precious first time in a one-night stand like this
Linda was very depressed when she saw Zhou Jian's embarrassed expression, and she said angrily: "Hey, have you eaten expired caviar?" The luxurious suites of the Vienna Hotel have a lot of rooms, do you think I'm going to stay with you? ”
It turned out to be like this, Zhou Jian breathed a long sigh of relief, his fragile virgin heart can't withstand this kind of stimulation, although it is a very cool thing to be in the same room with a beautiful woman, but Zhou Jian doesn't want to wear a helmet when he sleeps at night, he wants to switch bodies, and it is definitely inconvenient to have Linda there. And the key is that he is a little hungry, the deity has not eaten lunch in the hotel, if he wants to eat, he has to withdraw his consciousness from the ghost killer incarnation, although if he eats with a helmet, the ghost slayer incarnation will not disappear, but he will lose his mobility, with Linda following closely, he naturally can't do this. He said: "I'm sorry, I have a habit of sleepwalking, and I think it's safer for me to live alone." ”
"You...... Hum! I don't know what to do. Linda stomped her foot angrily, but then she looked at Zhou Jian with a strange gaze, "Are you gay?" ”
"Damn, your dad is gay!" Zhou Jian immediately scolded back, but as soon as the words came out, he regretted it a little, scolding people to involve other people's parents is not very kind after all.
However, Zhou Jian didn't expect Linda to roll her eyes and say something that made him thunderous: "I wish he was gay!" ”
Zhou Jian looked at Linda with the eyes of a Martian, is it possible that gay love is very popular in the United States? You don't have to curse your dad like that, do you? Or did you remember the wrong words? Zhou Jian's eyes blinked for a long time before he coughed and asked, "That...... What does gay mean in English? ”
Linda snorted, didn't shake off Zhou Jian, took off her sunglasses, stretched out her hand, and shouted in a sweet crispy voice: "taxi~~~"
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After really arriving at the hotel, Zhou Jian understood what luxury is, this luxury suite is called Blue Diamond Palace, located on the top floor of the Vienna Hotel, the suite area is 560 square meters, and it also has an exclusive open-air swimming pool on the roof, not to mention two people, it is more than enough to have a party.
From the ground floor, there is a dedicated elevator to the Blue Diamond Palace, a well-designed room layout, a romantic round bed that can be rotated, a large floor-to-ceiling bathtub with a diameter of three meters, a fully equipped gymnasium and office business room, and even a beautiful maid in the house......
The maid's surname was so touching that Zhou Jian had to wonder what her service was......
Linda still came along, although she didn't live here, but Zhou Jian couldn't refuse to play around.
When the maid saw Zhou Jian and Linda coming in, her knees bent slightly, and at the same time she lifted the sides of her skirt with both hands, and performed a standard English medieval aristocratic greeting ceremony.
"Hello sir, I am a full-time maid of the Blue Diamond Court, if you need anything, you can command me, of course, if you don't want me to disturb your private life, I can go out and wait."
The private life that the maid said is naturally only a certain life of Zhou Jian and Linda, which makes Zhou Jian cry and laugh, although with the current technology, in the luxury residence, bath water, baking, cleaning and dusting, etc. can be completed with the help of intelligent systems, but many people with status still like real people to do it, as if this can bring them a sense of superiority.
Zhou Jian naturally didn't need any maids, he asked the maids to step back, and threw himself on the romantic round bed with a very unimpressive surname, these rich people will really enjoy it.
Linda, on the other hand, was very interested in the gym equipment, "Hey, Huaxia Hero, are you okay with me as my master?" Teach me Chinese kung fu. ”
Since seeing Zhou Jian's skills, Linda has been thinking about Zhou Jian's "Huaxia Kung Fu", Linda is a martial arts enthusiast, extremely keen on martial arts, she began to learn martial arts skills when she was a teenager, and now the kung fu on her legs is barely enough, at least there is no problem against perverts.
Zhou Jian's "martial arts" can't be taught at all, he said with nonsense: "Our Chinese martial arts practice pays attention to the root bones, your bones are relatively ordinary, and I can't learn it if I want to teach you." ”
"Root bones? Is it genius? You even say I'm not talented? Linda pouted unconvinced, "The coaches I invited all said that I was a rare martial arts genius!" ”
"Can they see with that eye? I'm judging by the standards of an insider. Zhou Jian continued to ramble nonsense.
"How do you know if you haven't tried!" Linda said dissatisfied.
"I'm going swimming." Zhou Jian made an excuse and went directly to the rooftop outdoor pool.
Linda followed like kraft candy, Linda would not be as reserved as the Chinese girl, she would be desperate to fight for something when she saw it.
"Hey, you're going to have to at least teach me to try it."
Zhou Jian buried his head in digging out a pair of swimming trunks from the closet by the pool, of course, using the hotel swimming trunks requires an additional payment, but this bill is obviously not on Zhou Jian's head. "Hey, I'm going to change my swim trunks."
Linda went downstairs in a huff, and it didn't take five minutes for her to come up again, and when she saw Zhou Jian's clumsy swimming style, she couldn't help but giggle, "So you can't swim." ”