118, when the monkey plays
At this time, the spraying of the fire protection system ended, but Jiang Ming had already become a soup chicken.
He looked around, and fortunately, it was a six-star hotel, and there was a set of clothes in the dressing room, but it was not a formal suit, but just a set of pajamas that he wore temporarily, a set of pajamas with a plaid stripe.
Jiang Ming looked at the clothes that were soaked and wrung out of several catties of water on his hands, touched his nose, and it seemed that he had to wear this set of pajamas and sneak out of the hotel. He had no choice but to put on this pajamas.
As soon as he got dressed, there was a knock on the door outside, and then Long Yiyi's crisp and sweet voice came: "Jiang Ming, are you inside?" Tu Jile, that bastard said you change clothes inside. Did you get it? Come out in exchange, my mother said to let you paint a makeup, and on behalf of the Long family, you will present a show to Mrs. Mu! ”
Jiang Ming opened the door, Long Yiyi pushed the door in, and when he saw Jiang Ming wearing pajamas, he giggled and laughed: "Okay, this dress is just a costume for the show, and there is no need for makeup!" Giggles! ”
Saying that, he couldn't help but say, pulled Jiang Ming, and continued to go back to the hall.
Jiang Ming didn't know it, wasn't this a trend of wanting to slip away, why was he dragged back again?
Jiang Ming wanted to shake off Long Yiyi's hand and slip away, but the dressing room was only a few steps away from the birthday banquet hall, and Long Yiyi only pulled a few times, and he walked to the gate of the birthday banquet.
"You go in!" Long Yiyi smiled and pushed him in.
At this time, the lights in the hall in the birthday banquet dimmed, and he only vaguely saw that someone's head was trembling and there were many figures, and just as Jiang Ming walked in, a pillar of light hit him, making him unable to open his eyes.
Immediately, a birthday banquet host said in a loud voice: "The following is a monkey offering a peach to the old birthday star, please monkey!" ”
Monkey offering peaches? Monkeys please? The dazzling pillar of light projected on Jiang Ming's body, making him the only bright spot in the audience, and no matter how foolish people were, they knew who the monkey was.
Jiang Ming was extremely angry, fuck, play with Lao Tzu three times and twice, Lao Tzu's patience is limited!
He was just about to go crazy when a sweet and crisp voice sounded in his ears: "Jiang Ming, why are you wearing this clown-like dress?" Don't? How, how did you come to be a monkey offering peaches? It's so nasty! ”
Listening to this voice in his ears, Jiang Ming felt very familiar, and looked at it fixedly, it was Long Manyu, she was standing on the side, holding a set of props and costumes of a monkey in her hand, and her face was full of disgust. Of course, this disgust is not directed at Jiang Ming, but at those who use Jiang Ming as a monkey.
It turned out that the current link has entered the link of offering gifts to the old birthday star, and the Long family and the Mu family have a joint marriage relationship with the quasi-in-laws, so they naturally offer gifts first.
In terms of offering gifts, Tu Jile had a conspiracy to offer advice to Long Yiyi's mother.
Because the gift prepared by the Long family is a jade peach, which is Hetian jade in Xinjiang Province, which is as big as a real peach, exquisite carving, vivid, and can be seen from a distance.
Tu Jile's suggestion is to have a monkey offering peach gift program, implying that Mrs. Mu is as noble and long-lived as the queen mother.
Long Yiyi's mother liked it when she heard it, so Tu Jile gave full play to the means of conspiracy and trickery, and successively dispatched various means, first moved out of Zhao Guoliang to invite Zhao Ying, and then asked Long Yiyi to trap Jiang Ming to prevent Jiang Ming from escaping, and also asked Long Manyu to take out the monkey's props, which introduced Jiang Ming to being tricked by the monkey.
Seeing Long Manyu, Jiang Ming was a little surprised, and when he saw the monkey prop suit she was holding in her hand, her anger was reduced by half.
At this time, Long Yiyi shouted happily on the side: "Auntie, why don't you hurry up and pretend to be a monkey to Jiang Ming, let him pretend to be a monkey and offer peaches!" ”
She's just a little beauty who loves to have fun, how do you know that there are humiliating things in it?
Long Manyu was holding the props in her hand, and she was embarrassed for a while, she thought that she would just ask ordinary people to be the peach offerings of monkeys, but she didn't come first to let Jiang Ming be a monkey, she was a little surprised, and she hesitated.
At this time, the pillar of light directly covered the monkey props in Jiang Ming and Long Manyu's hands, and the master of ceremonies at the scene shouted loudly: "Now it is the health care nurse of the Long family who is going to dress up as a monkey and come up to offer peaches to Mrs. Mu, and his identity and status happen to be the monkey of the Long family's immortal peaches, which is the best." Everyone, please express your welcome with a round of applause! ”
The applause of the audience thundered again, this situation, Jiang Ming was difficult to retreat under the tiger, if he brushed his sleeves in public, it would make Long Manyu stand in embarrassment on the spot, and the Long family would lose face.
Jiang Ming sighed and took the initiative to take over the monkey costume in Long Manyu's hand.
Long Man was embarrassed for a while, and said apologetically: "Jiang Ming, I didn't know it was you, if I knew it was you, I wouldn't-"
Jiang Ming waved his hand open-mindedly and said with a smile: "Forget it, I am now the health nurse of the Long family, this kind of thing should be what I should do!" As he spoke, he put the monkey costume on his body.
Long Yiyi clapped her hands and screamed happily, and the audience would also be thunderous.
The master of ceremonies shouted again: "The monkey has appeared, where is the fairy peach?" ”
Someone had already carried a tray of jade made of lifelike, and the immortal peach that was exactly the same as the real one was sent to Long Manyu.
Long Manyu took the tray awkwardly, and looked at Jiang Ming, also with a displeased face.
Jiang Ming didn't care, and he didn't bother to care, the master of ceremonies took out his big name, then he was now associated with the Long family, for the sake of Long Manyu, he could only let it out.
Jiang Ming took the tray and took the jade immortal peach.
At this time, the master of ceremonies clamored again: "This is the peach stolen from the heavenly peach orchard when Sun Monkey Sun Wukong was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace. It fell into the world, the Long family was fortunate to get it, and now it is dedicated to the old lady of the Mu family, meaning auspicious, healthy and long-lived, that is the best! ”
"Here comes the monkeys! The monkey will bow and bow like an old birthday star! ”
This is the master of ceremonies who is going to guide Jiang Ming, who is pretending to be a monkey, and he is playing. But Jiang Ming ignored the master of ceremonies and bowed three times at this time, and ignored these humiliating ways, he took the fairy peach and sent it straight to Mrs. Mu.
Long Manyu, as the representative of the master of the Long family, naturally followed.
The master of ceremonies was a little surprised that Jiang Ming, the monkey, did not cooperate, and felt very puzzled, isn't this the line ordered by Young Master Tu Jile? Why didn't it work? What happened to the Dragon family?
The master of ceremonies saw that the commander couldn't move the monkey, so he could only respond and said: "It seems that this fairy peach is too heavy, and the monkey can't hold it steadily. ”
Everyone didn't know the reason, and laughed at the monkey's disobedience and naughtiness, and applauded the humor of the master of ceremonies.
Jiang Ming's entrance was only a dozen meters away from Mrs. Mu's position, and it was only a matter of seconds.
The master of ceremonies shouted loudly again, as if to lead the way of offering peaches to **: "The monkey has arrived in front of the old birthday star, and the following is the monkey kneeling down on one knee to offer peaches." Below, I would like to ask Old Man Long to give the fairy peach to Mrs. Mu, and wish them two good luck in receiving Qin and Jin! Well, the monkey is so naughty, it's straight like a gorilla! ”
Jiang Ming directly sent the jade immortal peach to the old man Long, without saying a word, if it weren't for the face of the Long family, he would have brushed his sleeves away, no matter what you knelt down on one knee or straightened up, so he didn't have the instructions of the master of ceremonies to do it.
Old Man Long took the jade immortal peach and handed it to Mrs. Mu with his own hands, and the audience applauded again.
Mrs. Mu took it with both hands with joy, and looked at Long Manyu, just like looking at her daughter-in-law, and smiled from ear to ear.
Mu Shangyuan helped his mother take over the fairy peach on the side, handed it over to the housekeeper who followed him and put it away, looked at Jiang Ming with a smile, and said to his mother with a smile: "Mother, this monkey is so filial, do you want to give him a small gift of gratitude?" ”
"Oh? is also said that he was wronged and pretended to be a monkey to help the fun. How do you think you can give him a small gift? Mrs. Mu was immersed in the festivities.
Mu Shangyuan looked at Jiang Ming's clown appearance, and said with a smile: "Since he is so filial to be a monkey, then let him be a mother for three minutes' grandson!" Then the mother gave him a red envelope, so didn't she send away this good grandson? ”
"Huh? Three minutes of grandchildren? Red envelopes? Then aren't you his father, aren't you his mother? Oh no, you came up with such a idea! Still, it's a good idea. Mrs. Mu covered her mouth and laughed, "Come on, prepare a big red envelope for my grandson in three minutes!" ”
"Mother, my son has already been prepared!" Mu Shangyuan took out a red envelope from his pocket as he spoke, and at this time, Tu Jile wanted to continue to humiliate Jiang Ming in public, so naturally this red envelope was ready.
Mrs. Mu smiled and said, "Since you have prepared the red envelope, then you can send the red envelope directly to my grandson and your son!" ”
Mu Shangyuan smiled: "Okay! Holding the red envelope, he smiled at Jiang Ming and said, "Good son, come to my father to get the red envelope!" ”
The audience burst into laughter for his words.
Jiang Ming's face was embarrassed, and the dragon manyu on the side was also iron-blue.
Fortunately, at this time, Long Yiyi had already woken up to Jiang Ming's embarrassment, jumped forward, and said with a smile: "Oh, there are red envelopes to receive, I want it too!" He directly snatched the red envelope from Mu Shangyuan's hand and walked away.
This can be regarded as resolving the humiliation and embarrassment of Jiang Ming being regarded as a grandson.
The crowd laughed again, and the atmosphere of the audience became lively and festive again.
But Jiang Ming's heart began to burn with anger, and it slowly rose, and it was about to slide to the critical point of outbreak at any time. (To be continued.) )