Chapter 1519: Lazi
Hearing this movement, Lin Xiaohu and Honghong under him were very frightened, and their fiery emotions were stagnant, and all the boiling blood coagulated, and all movements were stopped at the same time. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
When it was, Honghong was lying on her back on the bed, looking at Lin Xiaohu with a suspicious face, Lin Xiaohu lay on top of her, ready to jump up from her at any time, looking at her in horror, with an inquiring gaze. Both of them pricked up their ears and listened carefully to the movement outside.
Honghong's family is located in a very ordinary family courtyard in Nanguan, the county seat. This kind of family courtyard, more than a dozen rows before and after, each row is a deep alley, every household is hidden in this alley, every family is a single courtyard, and the house pattern is basically the same. Taking Honghong's house as an example, the entrance door is the aisle, and the left side is the inverted room, and the aisle and the inverted room share a room. Out of the aisle is a small patio, with an area of seven or eight square meters, and a small house was built on the west side of the patio as a kitchen, which was used for cooking and stir-frying in spring, summer and autumn, and only used as a boiler room for heating in winter. To the north of the patio are two main rooms.
Entering the north room, there is the living room first, there are two bedrooms on the left, the south one is the bedroom of Honghong's parents, and the innermost one is Honghong's bedroom, which is where he is now. At the door to this bedroom, which is also located at the northernmost point of the living room, there is a door that leads to a small bathroom. The whole house, adding up to less than 80 square meters, is a kitchen, bedroom, living room, welcome room and toilet, there is no shortage of one. really responded to that sentence, although the sparrow is small, it has all kinds of organs.
The sound of the door opening and closing just now came from the courtyard gate outside. The Honghong courtyard door is a large iron door, and it will naturally make a lot of noise when it hits the wall or door frame. But when people enter and exit the door, they will carefully push the door and close the door, and will not deliberately hit the wall. Therefore, it is conceivable that the person who came in must have encountered something particularly urgent
After the iron door rang, there was soon the sound of the main entrance of the north house closing, and then the sound of hurried footsteps sounded in the living room outside. Lin Xiaohu looked at each other with a red face, and he didn't dare to make a sound. Then, the door of the bathroom at the door of their room was slammed open, and a bad wind blew everything in the bedroom scattered. After that, there seemed to be a crackling sound of excretion in the bathroom, Lin Xiaohu couldn't help but feel a little disgusted, looking at Honghong, the woman was smiling at him.
Lin Xiaohu leaned into her ear and asked in a low voice, "Who is it?" Why is it so fierce?" Honghong lowered her voice and whispered, "It should be my dad, he may have diarrhea." ”
Lin Xiaohu felt the same, Honghong said, he ran out to play chess with others, and he usually came back late to play, why did he come back so early today? And looking at his situation, it doesn't look like he is catching his own traitor, he can only rush back to the toilet in a hurry. He whispered: "Then what should I do when he finishes pulling?" Will it be a**?"
Honghong whispered: "No, he usually doesn't come into my room, don't worry!" ”
That being said, where can Lin Xiaohu put his mind at ease? There is one squatting in the toilet outside, from the perspective of Guo Maomao's relationship, he can be regarded as his brother, and now he is lying on the belly of his daughter, if he sees this scene, he will not have to chop himself to death?
Lin Xiaohu didn't dare to be careless, and quietly wanted to slide off Honghong's body, planning to stand at the door and hide. Honghong grabbed him and asked, "Where are you going?"
Lin Xiaohu said: "I'll hide for a while." ”
Honghong smiled and said, "What are you afraid of?" I said he wouldn't come in, he wouldn't come in. He will continue to play chess after he finishes his stomach, don't worry, he is a chess fan. ”
Lin Xiaohu is still drumming in his stomach. Honghong said again: "Besides, my door is locked, are you afraid that he will suddenly jump in?"
When Lin Xiaohu heard this, he was a little steady, so he dared to continue to press on her soft body.
Honghong was funny at this time, grabbed his neck with both hands and pulled him down, and then leaned over to make out with him. At this time, Lin Xiaohu was in the mood to kiss her, so he didn't move, let her play by herself, but never responded. Honghong kissed him twice, and when she saw that he didn't react, she gave up, but her two little hands began to fade her pants.
Lin Xiaohu was shocked, hurriedly pressed her arm, and whispered, "Wait a while, don't be in a hurry." Okay, if you take it off for me, I won't be able to run after a while. Honghong grinned.
After about three minutes, the latch of the wooden door of the bathroom next to it clicked, and a man walked out with a sigh in his voice.
Lin Xiaohu knew that it was his brother, who could also be called a cheap old man, who came out, and he didn't dare to make a move.
The man cried out, "Honghong, are you at home?" Honghong smiled: "I'm here, I'm almost asleep, why are you back?" The man said, "Alas, my mother bought rotten vegetables cheaply, and I have diarrhea after eating them." ”
Honghong smiled again and said, "Then why don't you solve it at my Uncle Wang's house?" The man said, "Their children are bathing in it, and I can only come back." Okay, I'm leaving, you can watch the house. ”
Honghong said, "Are you still going?"
The man said, "Well, it's not over yet, I need to get over there." After speaking, the sound faded away, and the iron door of the courtyard sounded, and then there was no movement.
Honghong said proudly: "Look, I said he won't come in, he won't come in, look at how scared you half to death." ”
Lin Xiaohu sneered on his face and said, "I'm not scared half to death, I'm careful, be careful to sail the ship for ten thousand years, do you understand?" Honghong smiled: "I don't understand, I knew you were frightened, hehe, haha." ”
Lin Xiaohu was angry and said, "If you laugh at me again, I'll spank you." Honghong said: "If you beat, I like to be spanked by you." ”
Lin Xiaohu smiled after hearing this, and leaned forward gently.
After the incident, Honghong basically couldn't stand up, and her back was sore and her legs were very weak. Of course, you can't send Lin Xiaohu out like this. Lin Xiaohu could only sneak out of the yard alone, take advantage of the night to find out of the alley, get into the car and rush home.
When he returned home, Lin Xiaohu was afraid that there would be some strange smell on his body, so as soon as he arrived at home, he took a change of clothes and went into the bathroom to take a bath. When he returned to the bedroom after taking a shower, Guo Maomao was already asleep. Because of the peace of mind, I climbed into bed and got into the quilt, and slept contentedly.
Maybe he played too crazy with Honghong last night, which caused him to be too excited, so the next morning, Lin Xiaohu woke up early, and met ** awkwardly, and he was very uncomfortable. Seeing that Guo Maomao was still asleep and didn't wake up, he quietly pulled her quilt and got in......
This morning, because the two of them were delayed in bed for too much time, when Grandma Hu was making breakfast, she had to go upstairs and call the two of them once. scared Lin Xiaohu a lot.
After the incident, Guo Maomao swore an oath: "Next time you go crazy in the morning, I'll cut that thing off for you." ”
Lin Xiaohu laughed and said, "Are you willing to cut it?" What do you use when you cut it off?" Guo Maomao said: "I don't need to." ”
Lin Xiaohu said, "Really? Then your life will be half less fun. Guo Maomao sneered: "You think I'm you?" Half of my life is spent doing this, cut!"
Don't care why Guo Maomao is not angry, anyway, Lin Xiaohu feels that he has enjoyed a happy morning, so that he is very proud all morning. When Honghong saw him, she thought he had checked the money on the road.
Later, Lin Xiaohu took advantage of Guo Maomao to go to the toilet and secretly told her that it was ** in the morning. After hearing this, Honghong was surprised and amused, and asked in a low voice, "Can pregnant women do it?"
Lin Xiaohu nodded seriously and said, "Yes, but be careful." Honghong said: "You are so ruthless, my sister has a big belly, and you won't let her go." ”
Lin Xiaohu said with a smile: "I wanted to replace her with you, but when I woke up in the morning, you weren't around, so I could only torture her." Honghong sighed faintly and said, "I also want to sleep with you, but my aunt won't agree." ”
In the afternoon, Lin Xiaohu went to the Xingran typing department to find Guo Meixuan and do her routine daily acupuncture. This time the acupuncture was still upstairs, just like last time, I happily poured water for him to drink, watched Lin Xiaohu give Guo Meixuan acupuncture on his shoulder for a while, and then took his son downstairs.
Therefore, in the next hour or so, Lin Xiaohu and Guo Meixuan can be alone again.
When Guo Meixuan lay down on the sofa and waited for Lin Xiaohu's acupuncture, Lin Xiaohu found that she was still a little ashamed, and she didn't know when she would not be an outsider. Lin Xiaohu put his thumb on her Qi Sea Acupoint, slowly entering the True Qi while observing her reaction. Guo Meixuan saw him staring at her with hot eyes, and quietly pursed her mouth, even more ashamed and delicate.
Lin Xiaohu smiled and said, "Today's reaction is not very intense." Only then did Guo Meixuan know that Lin Xiaohu was observing her reaction, and sneered: "I...... Get used to it. ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "It's good to get used to it, there is a process of getting used to everything, and you will always get used to it slowly." Guo Meixuan slightly led the way to agree with him.
Lin Xiaohu concentrated on acupuncture and ignored her anymore.
Neither of them spoke, and a warm atmosphere rippled in the air.
Lin Xiaohu peeked at Guo Meixuan, and the woman was staring at him for a moment. The two looked at each other, and Guo Meixuan smiled awkwardly.
Lin Xiaohu said, "Didn't you promise to tell me jokes?" Guo Meixuan seemed to have just remembered, and said, "Yes, I forgot." ”
Lin Xiaohu smiled: "Say one, see if you can make me laugh." Laugh at me, I have a reward for you. Guo Meixuan is a girl's heart, and she asked curiously when she heard this: "What reward?"
Lin Xiaohu said, "What do you want?" Or what are the wishes?" Guo Meixuan was slightly stunned, shook her head half-loudly, and said, "Brother, you took me to see a doctor and gave me acupuncture, you have been very good to me, I ...... How can I let you reward me?"
Lin Xiaohu didn't want to force her too hard, so he said: "Then let's tell you jokes, I won't mention the reward." Guo Meixuan said: "Okay, I just saw a joke yesterday, let me tell you about it." It is said that there is a little rabbit who goes fishing in the river every day. I didn't catch any fish on the first day, and I still didn't catch any fish on the second day. On the third day, a fish suddenly jumped out of the river and shouted to the little rabbit, 'If you take the carrot as bait again tomorrow, Lao Tzu will bite you to death.' 'Huh, is it funny?'