Chapter 5 "Fame" corridor
"You have stomach cancer!"
The smile on Cheng Junjie's face is too sincere.
Looking at Cheng Junjie's sincere face, the old lady named Amei was stunned for a full 3 seconds before she could react.
"I have stomach cancer?! You fart! Your whole family has stomach cancer! ”
With her hands on her hips and her slightly cloudy eyes, Amepo put on an absolutely regular irregular fighting posture.
Cheng Junjie hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "No! No! Grandma, listen to me......"
"You talk! At a young age, I came out to swindle and deceive, to tell you the truth, I have seen a lot of such scams! Ah Mei Po didn't give Cheng Junjie a chance to defend himself at all, picked up the bag on the table and threw it at Cheng Junjie, Cheng Junjie flashed alertly, but found that there were already two old men standing behind him, it seemed that as long as he resisted a little, they would not hesitate to pounce on him and subdue him.
"Who did I recruit and provoke whom?"
Cheng Junjie thought aggrievedly, but the situation at the scene was getting worse and worse.
"I was scared all morning, it turned out to be a liar, I thought it was a squatting robbery!"
"Lao Li, what are you doing stupidly?! Call the police to find your nephew! ”
"Ahh Be! Be! Seeing Lao Li take out his mobile phone, Cheng Junjie immediately wanted to run. Although he doesn't steal or rob, and he does absolutely legitimate "business", if he is twisted by this group of old men and old ladies and sent to the police station, even if he has a mouth all over his body, it is 10,000 words that are not clear.
But as soon as Cheng Junjie raised his legs, the two old men behind him who were quite quick to rub the hemp moved together, and one of them grabbed one of his arms.
"Hey! Young man, I am the Tai Chi champion of the city's senior group this year! You're still too tender to slip away from me...... Huh! Huh! ”
The old guy hadn't said the word "yet" yet, and Cheng Junjie, who was forced to a dead end, didn't know where the strength came from, so he held his breath and forced himself out of the personal bag of the two people.
ran to the gate in three or two steps, pushed the two old men who were closing the door away heavily, and Cheng Junjie rushed out of the Association of the Elderly without looking back.
"Don't let that liar get away!"
"Catch him!"
The old man and the old lady did not give up, and Amei Po took the lead in chasing Cheng Junjie for more than 100 meters, and after seeing that he couldn't catch up, dozens of white-haired old guys still stood on the street and scolded collectively despite the fact that they didn't lose anything at all.
"Kill a thousand knives, do this at a young age! There are fathers, but there are no mothers! ”
"Lao Li! When did your nephew say that? We have dozens of people here! That liar, if you catch it, you will be beaten first, otherwise this group of deflated people really think that we old people are easy to bully! ”
"That's it, I read the newspaper yesterday and said that these liars are specifically deceiving us old men and old ladies!"
Ah Meipo's face was glowing with fire, and she said viciously: "His whole family has stomach cancer!" Eighteen generations of his ancestors have stomach cancer! ”
Passers-by looked at the excited old men and old ladies, and inevitably had something to inquire about, so they couldn't help but come forward and ask.
"Grandpa, grandma, were you chasing a liar just now?"
"That's right!" Ah Mei Po glared and said angrily, "That liar is really too bold, in broad daylight, he actually ran into the old people's association to deceive me, and as soon as he came up, he said that I had stomach cancer, you said that it was hateful?" ”
"Damn! Of course it's abominable! The passer-by who seemed to be jealous and hateful raised his head, shared the sorrow and joy and anger with the people, and said, "If you catch it, you should be beaten first, the old people have to be deceived, this kind of person is simply scum!" ”
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"Whew...... Whew......"
Cheng Junjie gasped for breath and staggered down the alley in the community, his heart beating violently, his legs were numb, and he was trembling uncontrollably.
Since his fifth year of internship, he has never run such a long way with a surname.
"These old things......" Cheng Junjie swallowed a mouthful of saliva, wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead weakly, and said to himself depressedly, "Force me to kick the community nursing home!" ”
didn't eat the fishy and got scratched, Cheng Junjie was really a little uncomfortable at this time.
The mutated cells on the wall of Ameipo's stomach, he could see it clearly, although he hadn't turned the textbook for a long time, Cheng Junjie could definitely confirm that that thing would not be anything else except cancer.
"Kindly remind you that you still use me as a liar, it's really a good person who doesn't have a good retribution, kindness is like a donkey's liver and lungs, a good man is afraid of getting into the wrong line, a good Lang Lang sunny day and flying snow in June, am I wronged!?"
Cheng Junjie became more and more aware, only to feel a breath in his stomach, he touched his upper abdomen with his hand, and the corner of his eye was on his stomach, and suddenly he seemed to see something incredible.
I saw that the body, which was supposed to show internal organs, suddenly turned into a mass that seemed to be made of a white gaseous substance in my eyes. But when Cheng Junjie lowered his head and looked carefully, the white gas in his body disappeared without a trace.
"I'm hallucinating!"
Cheng Junjie said hatefully, turned his anger into a kick, and kicked heavily on the big tree next to the path, which relieved him a little.
Returning to the steamer-like home under the scorching sun, as soon as she entered the house, Zhang Fangfang asked out loud: "Are you back so early today?" Friends not at home? ”
"Hmm." Cheng Junjie replied in a low voice, and asked again, "What about Dad?" ”
"I drove my car to pull business."
"With such a big sun, you still go out to do business?"
"If you don't go out, you'll feed us?"
Cheng Junjie was beaten by his mother, and the resentment in his heart became even stronger. But after looking at the scorching sun outside, I still gave up the idea of going out to squat again. Besides, Cheng Junjie is still a little weak at this time - the three of them become tigers, as long as the old man and the old lady insist that he is a liar, he will get into trouble if he is speechless.
"!"
Cheng Junjie scolded secretly in his heart, feeling that he was about to suffocate internal bleeding.
Cheng Junjie, who was sweaty, no longer paid attention to Zhang Fangfang, took out a pair of underwear from the room, and then walked into the toilet.
The water flowing out of the water pipe that was hot by the sun began to cool down for a long time, and the cold water rushed on his body, and Cheng Junjie began to calm down.
But in less than two minutes, Zhang Fangfang's voice rang out again.
"Applejack! Tap water also costs money! How many minutes does it take for you to take a shower? ”
When Cheng Junjie heard this, his chest rose and fell violently twice, gritted his teeth, and said with bitterness and helplessness in his heart: "Okay, stop screaming!" ”
"Don't scream, don't tell you to stop?" Zhang Fangfang was yelled at by her son, turned around depressedly, and closed her eyes again under the caress of the "hair dryer".
Cheng Junjie didn't dry his body and lay on the ground, turned on the electric fan in his room to the maximum, and finally felt a trace of refreshment.
In a feeling of physical and mental exhaustion, Cheng Junjie became obsessed with his eyes and fell into a deep sleep. When he woke up, the sun had set and the temperature wasn't as high as it used to be.
When I looked at the clock on the table, it was already past 4:10 p.m.
"That's the day?"
Cheng Junjie frowned, got up and stretched, just about to see what to eat, but heard a knock outside the door.
"Dad, are you back so early?"
Cheng Junjie asked strangely, walked to the door without stopping, opened the door and looked, but was directly stunned on the spot.
A big man in a police uniform stood outside the door, followed by three or four old men and old women, one of whom was the Ah Mei Po in the morning!
"Is that him?"
The policeman didn't even look at Cheng Junjie, and asked the old guys behind him in a low tone.
"That's right! That's right! That's him! ”
Lao Li shouted excitedly, his nephew went deep into the lair of criminals in front of the old man and arrested the suspect in one fell swoop, this fruitful result undoubtedly made him earn a lot of face.
"What's going on? What are you doing? Zhang Fangfang saw the police at the door and hurriedly ran out.
The policeman said with a dark face: "After being reported by the masses, this ......"
"My son!"
"Your son is suspected of fraud! I'm going to arrest him according to the law! ”
Zhang Fangfang looked at the old man and lady at the door, and immediately shouted: "Did you recognize the wrong person?" My Ajay, who has been out of college for less than a week, how can she come out and deceive people? ”
When the old men and ladies heard this, they immediately understood that they had wronged people, but now it is difficult to ride a tiger, but no one is willing to excuse Cheng Junjie.
Several people looked at each other and remained silent, which made Zhang Fangfang even more anxious.
"No, it won't! No, it won't! Applejack, did you lie to anyone? ”
"Of course not!" Cheng Junjie frowned and argued, but his arm was pulled suddenly, and the whole person lost his center of gravity and was pulled out of the room.
"Is there any, of course it's not up to you!" The police didn't treat Cheng Junjie as a person at all, and under Zhang Fangfang's bitter pleading, Cheng Junjie was allowed to put on his shoes and walked all the way down the stairs with his hands handcuffed.
The neighbors who love to watch the excitement poked their heads out and pointed at Cheng Junjie.
Poor Cheng Junjie's family lives on the top floor, and now, after a circle, he is completely famous in the corridor.
"Who's from it?"
"On the top of the building, I heard it's still a doctor!"
"Is it embezzlement to receive red envelopes or something? Still so young! ”
"What a doctor! I was doing an internship a few days ago, and I heard that I just graduated! It's just a college student, alas, a student now, it's really ......."
"This kid is so ignorant, his parents have worked hard to train him for so many years......"
The more Cheng Junjie listened, the more aggrieved he felt, he lowered his head deeply and said nothing, at this time, it was futile to let him explain it. It's just that he never thought that these old things in the old association of the elderly would be so idle that they even called the police.
"As for it? What the hell am I lying to you! ”
Cheng Junjie raised his head excitedly, but the lifeless eyes of the policeman wilted again.
People are under the eaves, the situation is stronger than people, Lao Tzu is fish and meat, and you are a chopping board......
Cheng Junjie was making limericks in his stomach, and Zhang Fangfang on the roof of the building was already crying.
"Applejack! My Ajay...... My Applejack isn't a liar, ......! ”
Zhang Fangfang cried for a long time, and when she saw that Cheng Junjie was taken out of the distance, she suddenly remembered Cheng Jianguo.
Cheng Jianguo, who finally pulled a guest for most of the day, just turned around the car with a smile at this time, and when he heard the mobile phone ringing, he had to stop, and when he saw that it was his wife's name, his brows couldn't help but lock.
"This! Don't know I'm busy!? ”
Cheng Jianguo turned on his mobile phone impatiently, and when he heard Zhang Fangfang's cry, his face immediately turned white.
"Founding of the country, Applejack...... Applejack: He's been caught by the police! ”
"What's going on?"
Zhang Fangfang told the matter in a few words, and Cheng Jianguo didn't think about it, so he immediately stepped on the accelerator and ran away.
Seeing this, the two young people who were waiting for the car who thought Cheng Jianguo was going to turn around couldn't help but scold at Cheng Jianguo's car: "Damn! Entertain your uncle! You deserve to drive a taxi for the rest of your life! ”
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