102, the requirements of the little beauty
102, the requirements of the little beauty
Long Jinggao also felt very strange, his son's illness came quickly, and his momentum was fierce, not like an ordinary sudden illness! He looked at Ding Fanping with inquiring eyes.
Ding Fanping was puzzled, although he was outstanding in medicinal diet and health care, but he himself was also born in traditional Chinese medicine, and there were countless clinical cases, this kind of urinary system disease called urinary obstruction in Western medicine and urinary retention in Chinese medicine, he has practiced medicine for decades, treated with acupuncture, there are not a thousand and hundreds of cases, how did he get to Long Hannian here, why is it ineffective?
Seeing his father's uncomfortable appearance, Long He hurriedly said, "Are you going to send it to the hospital for first aid?" ”
Ding Fanping shook his head and said: "Western medicine first aid is also possible, but now I rush to the hospital, I'm afraid that before I get to the hospital, Second Master Long's bladder has already exploded!" ”
"Explosion, explosion? So, isn't that going to be a dead man? Long Jiang screamed in horror.
Ryukawa was in a hurry: "So, is there any other good way?" Don't you have some first aid medicine in your medicine box? ”
Ding Fanping shook his head: "In my first-aid medicine kit, I only prepare medicines for the old man's physical condition, so will there be drugs for this kind of urinary system disease?" Still, I have a way to give it a try! ”
"What method? Say it! Brother Longhe asked eagerly.
Ding Fanping thought about it, and then shook his head again: "This has some side effects!" ”
"What side effects? What exactly is the method? Help matters! ”
Ding Fanping said: "That is to use a tube to catheterize urine, that is, to be born. Breed. The apparatus exports urine but triggers impotence. The chance of sequelae of impotence is very high! ”
Long Hannian was about to be suffocated by urine and entered a state of fainting, but when he heard this, he shouted: "I won't do it!" I'd rather die than take the method of catheterization by tube! ”
Ding Fanping scratched the back of his head: "Then, what else can I do?" Or use the method of sucking it out from the mouth? ”
"Suck it out of your mouth? Isn't that just the mouth, the mouth...... Got a? The Longhe and Longjiang brothers looked at each other in astonishment, and the word "Jiao" finally thought of the existence of the old man in front of him, and he didn't say it.
Ding Fanping nodded, and said seriously: "It seems that only this method is the most suitable for now!" Well, yes, suck it out with your mouth! ”
Brother Longhe exclaimed in surprise: "Then who will suck it?" ”
Ding Fanping saw such a big overreaction of the Longhe brothers, rolled his eyes and said, "Of course it's your two brothers, is it difficult for me to come?" ”
When Ding Fanping said this method, the Longhe brothers were already worried that they would let themselves come, but they didn't expect it to be true, and they suddenly waved their hands in horror and shouted: "No, no, use someone else!" ”
His brothers have never had to let others help them suck that play, and they are both beautiful college students, and they suck out the most essential protein of men, how could they have thought that today the two of them would suck urine for their father's dirty thing!
Ding Fanping glanced at his brothers and asked rhetorically: "Who else can you use?" ”
The brothers were shocked and frightened, and pointed their fingers at their sister Long Yiyi, and then at the other bodyguards of the Long family, but they all felt that it was incredible and absolutely impossible, and finally the brothers pointed at each other and said, "Let him!" ”
At this time, Old Man Long looked at the unfilial appearance of his brothers, angry and helpless, sighed, and said angrily: "I raised you two white-eyed wolves, can't I let my old guy suck it?" ”
The brothers replied, "Okay!" But as soon as the words fell, he knew that he had said the wrong thing, and he quickly shouted: "Grandpa, no, no!" We were wrong! It's not for you to suck! ”
Old Man Long trembled with anger: "You, you, you...... It's a white-eyed wolf! You, you ......" I couldn't speak for a long time, I was so angry that my chest exploded, and I finally shouted: "You two kneel down for me!" ”
Longhe Longjiang was so frightened that his knees weakened, and he knelt down with "plopping", and cried out: "Grandpa, grandpa!" Spare the grandchildren for speaking inappropriately! Get around us! ”
Old Man Long wants to cry even more without tears, the two grandsons are so soft-boned, it's really unfortunate for the family!
Long Manyu and the others over there didn't see the situation behind the screen, but they could hear the conversation, and they looked at each other when they heard it, blushing and ashamed from time to time.
But Long Yiyi, an innocent and ignorant beautiful girl, couldn't help but ask shamelessly at this time:
"Isn't my dad dangerous? But when I saw Old Man Ding say that there was a way, why were my two brothers shocked? Still reprimanded by grandpa? Oh, auntie, what is tube catheterization? Do you want to make a hole in your stomach and insert a tube into it to drain urine? Isn't this cruel? My dad is going to be miserable! Suck it out from the mouth, what to suck? What is Yang. Paralysis? What is a again? ”
These last two questions made the ladies such as Long Manyu, Pan Lian, and Tao Lily, who had matured as governors, blush.
When she finally heard the old man's voice make the two brothers kneel, Long Yiyi was shocked: "Is my father not, is it ......" She cried with a "wow" that she couldn't imagine, and ran to the screen in a panic.
"Yiyi, what are you going to do? It's useless for you to go! Long Manyu hurriedly grabbed Long Yiyi, saying that he was going to take some kind of method to suck out of his mouth to relieve his father's urine, what did you woman go up to? Not only is this useless, but it may also be a big deal!
Long Yiyi was about to cry helplessly: "But but, my father he, he ......"
Long Manyu said coquettishly: "It's messy enough, are you still crying?" Wouldn't that be even more troublesome? He pointed to Jiang Ming, who was leisurely picking his teeth with a toothpick, and said, "Didn't you ask him to help just now, why did you forget it at the critical moment?" ”
Long Yiyi remembered Jiang Ming's miraculous acupuncture methods, and suddenly burst into tears of hope and smiled, went to pull Jiang Ming's shoulder, and grabbed the life-saving straw for help: "Brother Jiang Ming, didn't you just say that if Old Man Ding can't do it, you will go up, isn't it time for you to go now?" ”
Jiang Ming hiccuped, and when he heard this, he had goosebumps and got a bad feeling--Damn, what do you say, if Old Man Ding "can't do it", I will "go up"? What do you say it's time for me to get on it? This, this, why is this so yin?
Chu Chu on the side, seeing that Aunt Long Manyu believed in Jiang Ming so much, and now that Long Yiyi's cousin trusted Jiang Ming so much, he was really a little looking forward to it-he was really a miracle doctor? At a young age, if I am a miracle doctor, then I will have a chance to treat my intracranial nerve terminal tumor?
Jiang Ming threw away the toothpick, burped, and said, "Yiyi, uh, I'm on- no, no, uh, it's okay for me to help, uh, it's just, uh-"
Jiang Ming deliberately looked at Long Yiyi and smiled without saying a word.
Long Yiyi naturally knew Jiang Ming's diagnosis and treatment requirements, and hummed and said, "Are there two diagnosis and treatment requirements?" Hmph, it's nothing more than a million diagnosis and treatment costs, and there is one and a fragrant kiss. You saved my dad first, everything is negotiable! ”
Jiang Ming actually didn't just mean this, there were other ideas that could make the Long family beg for themselves, so he said:
"It's just that I am a barefoot doctor at a young age, and I was treated as a charlatan by your family, and I took the initiative to treat your father, I don't think I have yet to diagnose and treat, but I am afraid that I have been drowned by the saliva of your Long family, and I have been bitten up and down by all kinds of dog legs released by your Long family!"
When Jiang Ming said "dog legs", he pointed his finger at those bodyguards, causing those bodyguards to raise their eyebrows and glare angrily.
Long Yiyi crossed his waist and looked majestic, glared angrily at the group of bodyguards, and then scolded sharply: "With me here, they dare?" Hmph, whoever dares to get along with you, then I'll break someone's dog's leg! ”
Those bodyguards have actually been rectified by Long Yiyi's brutal and domineering methods before, but at that time, she was the little princess of the Long family, and their status was low, so they had no power to fight back. Now, almost all of them have a psychological shadow for her. Now they were angry at Shanglong, remembering that the past was vivid, and there were still scars on their bodies, they lowered their heads and didn't dare to look at them directly.
Long Yiyi frightened the bodyguards, turned around and said to Jiang Ming: "Don't be afraid, as long as you cure my father's illness, my brother, my grandfather, and me, it's too late to be grateful, how can I blame you?" As for that old man Ding, he is incompetent, no wonder you have taken action! ”
Jiang Ming knew that it was time to make a move, otherwise in a few minutes, Long Hannian would really be suffocated to death by a soak of urine and become the first person of the ages! made a mistake, that is because I can't live with the care of Sister Long Manyu and Long Yiyi's little beauty, after all, he Long Hannian is Long Manyu's second brother, Long Yiyi's father.
Jiang Ming stood up and said, "Okay, for the sake of your little beauty, I'll give it a try if I can't help it!" ”
Under the leadership of Long Yiyi and Long Manyu, Jiang Ming came to the dining table surrounded by a screen.
The brothers of the Long River Long family, who were kneeling on the ground, were so frightened that they quickly stood up when they saw Jiang Ming, an outsider coming, and their faces were the most important. It is true that they sprinkled their resentment at being angrily reprimanded by Old Man Long on Jiang Ming's body: "You, what are you doing here?" Is this where you can come? Bodyguards, bodyguards, blow this charlatan away again! ”
Old Man Long saw that his brothers were assigning bodyguards at every turn, and the gentlemen were so unsuccessful, and in desperation, he shook his head again and again. Under the lamentation of the heart, he is angry and mourns his misfortune, and he doesn't even bother to reprimand. Besides, with the arrival of the outsider Jiang Ming, he can't reprimand his grandson with his ugliness.
Jiang Ming touched his nose and looked at Long Yiyi.
According to what he said just now, Long Yiyi naturally had to stand up and speak at this time: "Grandpa, my aunt and I highly recommend this Jiang Ming Divine Doctor to treat my father!" ”
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