Chapter Forty-Eight: The Happy Life of the Immortals
"Oh? Changed your mind so quickly, huh? Are you really willing to be a bodyguard? Shu Xuanzi looked at this little devil funny and asked, Yuan Baheng kept nodding, his eyes looked greedily at the bag in Shu Xuanzi's hand, Shu Xuanzi let go of the bag lightly and the bag fell into Yuan Baheng's hand, "Ming'er will go to my hotel to report, don't forget", Shu Xuanzi disappeared after speaking, and Yuan Baheng kept pouring out the contents of the bag.
"Immortals can't ascend to immortals, demons can't fly to the demon realm, and there is no vitality to replenish, it seems that this small place on earth is completely isolated, but why?" Shu Xuanzi muttered to himself in confusion while walking in the moonlight, he suddenly stimulated Yuan Baheng to let the spiritual power in Yuan Baheng's body exceed the critical point, to see if he could fly to the demon realm, but the expected situation appeared, Yuan Baheng's cultivation at this time has exceeded the critical point a lot, and there is still no demon calamity, so those cultivators can't fly to the immortal realm, Shu Xuanzi is a little puzzled, he used to patronize cultivation and tamping magic weapons and other things, I don't know much about the things of the two worlds of immortals and demons, and I even know even more about the things of the three thousand nether worlds.
"Wife, you haven't slept yet", after returning home, Shu Xuanzi jumped on the bed in a flash, and saw Ren Linglong lying on the bed reading with the lamp on, and asked with a smile.
"Well, I can barely understand some of these books, but I still don't understand a lot of things, you can tell me about it again", Ren Linglong snuggled in the arms of Shuxuanzi and asked softly, holding a Huayan Sutra in his hand, a picture of asking questions.
"You won't understand all these things even if you read them for ten years, and the Tao of cultivation will come little by little, so you can't be in a hurry", Shu Xuanzi smiled and snatched the book in Ren Linglong's hand and threw it to the ground, and then hugged Ren Linglong and touched and kissed it, he is now slowly liking a woman's body, and now Shu Xuanzi has found out that women are really like water, sometimes like a waterfall, sometimes like a clear spring, and sometimes like the sea, can always give himself a completely different feeling, I regret that I haven't been in contact with women for so many years, but this sentence is not false at all, and now even Shu Xuanzi can't understand what women are thinking about every day.
"Well...... You, touch it lightly, huh~~~~, don't be in a hurry, I've been reading the Daozang for three months, but I haven't learned anything, well~~~, it seems like I'm stupid", Ren Linglong said coquettishly while bearing the caress of Shu Xuanzi, her image on the outside has always been faint and slightly indifferent, and she has excellent cultivation, and only in Shu Xuanzi's body will she be coquettish, even if she has never been coquettish to her parents Ren Linglong, she is coquettish to Shu Xuanzi precisely because she loves Shu Xuanzi's manifestation.
"You, in three months, you want to understand Daozang and learn spells? Are you starting to dream? Hehe", Shu Xuanzi kissed, touched, and sarcastically said, "Let me tell you, which of those immortals in the heavenly realm has not come out to mix with tens of thousands of years of meditation?" Meditation is to read books, enlightenment, and cultivate the mind, even if you become an immortal without this foundation, you are the most such immortal, even the general demons can't beat it, and the immortals are also divided into many kinds, not to mention those ordinary immortals, that is, the Dao Lingxian, Da Luo Jinxian, these guys are also holding these Dao hidden in the whole day to see, in enlightenment, unless you are the level of Sanqing Daozun, Nuwa Niangniang, cultivation is an extremely difficult thing, there is no end, not to mention three months, even three hundred years in the process of cultivation is just a moment."
"Three hundred years? I won't live for 300 years, what will I do? Ren Linglong pursed her lips and asked a little suspiciously, she wanted to be with Shu Xuanzi forever, but if she didn't learn some spells and increase some cultivation, how could she escape that death?
"Three hundred years? Ha, you may not know it, we have been on holiday for a long time, your body has long been different from ordinary people, and it is normal for your current body to live for five or six hundred years", Shu Xuanzi sneered and continued to carry out his great cause of kissing, holding a grape in his hand and constantly teasing, kneading, pinching Ren Linglong's delicate panting, and the fragrance was breathless.
"Really...... It's true? I...... Oh~~~ Can I really live that long? But...... But what will I do in 500 years? Ren Linglong was as beautiful as a peach and plum at this time, and her apricot eyes were intoxicated, but her head was still very sober, which was also the result of Duo Yue and Shu Xuanzi's double cultivation.
"Fool, if we fall in love like this for another five hundred years, your life will be endless, haha, I'm here", Shu Xuanzi screamed and rubbed it hard, and the bodies of the two people were also combined together, "Today we will learn the fifteenth style, Luan Double Dance", Shu Xuanzi changed his posture after speaking, and Ren Linglong and Ren Linglong both of them leaned up and down, raised their feet on their backs, and rode on their backs, and the two yin faced each other and killed each other like this, and after a while, Ren Linglong couldn't bear it, and even begged for mercy, Shu Xuanzi didn't want to end it like this, Stopped the attack and let Ren Linglong rest for a while.
"You villain, where is an immortal, you are a pervert at all, where did you learn these embarrassing postures", Ren Linglong gasped and rested while flipping through the white eyes to accuse Shu Xuanzi, the action just now made Ren Linglong very embarrassed, although he had made love with Shu Xuanzi many times, but he had never used such a bold posture.
"Hehe, there are many kinds of postures in double cultivation, I'll teach you one by one in a while, it's very interesting, as long as your body can hold it, let's try all thirty postures", Shu Xuanzi smiled and took out a dark green pill and stuffed it into her mouth without waiting for Ren Linglong to object, although Ren Linglong didn't know what Shu Xuanzi gave her to eat, she knew that Shu Xuanzi would not harm herself, so she swallowed the pill, she vaguely felt that the pill should be an aphrodisiac or a long-lasting medicine.
"Thirty postures? Where are there so many poses? You didn't lie to me? Although Ren Linglong was very shy, she still wanted to know how the combination of yin and yang could change so many postures.
"Naturally I didn't lie to you, you listen, the first posture is like this, it's called Xuan Xuan", Shu Xuanzi began to practice while saying, Ren Linglong snorted and said that he understood, "Then there is Shen Xuan, exposed gill fish, unicorn scales, fleas wrapped in cotton, Long Wan Zhuan, Sanchun donkey, Sanqiu dog, fish flounder, swallow concentric, jade crossing, mandarin duck combination, somersault butterfly, back flying bird, Yan Gai Song, Lintan bamboo, silkworm double dance, phoenix will chick", Shu Xuanzi personally demonstrated every posture he said, Before he said thirty kinds of Ren Linglong, he was already confused and couldn't hear clearly, he only felt that his body was hot and energetic, but his consciousness was muddy, and he hugged Shu Xuanzi, Shu Xuanzi smiled, this elixir worked, so he no longer politely attacked violently with the posture of the Sanqiu dog, although this battle was not earth-shattering, but it was thrilling enough, because after the war, Ren Linglong even fainted with his soul, and fortunately, Shu Xuanzi used immortal power to protect Ren Linglong's three souls and seven spirits, Otherwise, it is estimated that Ren Linglong's three souls and seven spirits were all shocked and flew out of the body.
The next day, when everyone went to work at Tianxuan Restaurant on time, Ren Linglong didn't get up, and slept until more than three o'clock in the afternoon before she barely got up from the bed, Ren Linglong suddenly found that she was really unable to satisfy Shu Xuanzi alone, this immortal's ability is boundless, he wants it every night, every day, Ren Linglong is almost every day The nerves are walking in love and lingering, wandering in fear and trembling, helpless and sprinting in the high tide, so that the spirit must collapse, but I don't want to share him with other women, Sitting on the couch and drinking two cups of coffee, all the while frowning.
"Cher, you...... When are you going to find a boyfriend? "At about seven o'clock in the evening, Ren Linglong went to Tianxuan Restaurant, at this time Tianxuan Restaurant was the busiest time, Ren Lingxue was collecting money in front of the cash register, Ren Linglong walked over and asked such a sentence beside her sister, this question was asked a little abruptly, and Ren Lingxue was also stunned.
"Looking for a boyfriend? Sister, what are you asking for? Ren Lingxue asked with a strange face, if it was in the past, her money would not be spent, then the next step would definitely be to find a handsome guy to fall in love, but now it is different, she has an immortal brother-in-law, and has also contacted so many masters in the cultivation realm, as well as magicians, Ren Lingxue's world is no longer as narrow as it used to be, it is getting bigger and bigger, which makes Ren Lingxue's goal slowly change, Ren Lingxue's biggest ideal now is to be the same as Shu Xuanzi, she can become an immortal, wouldn't it be faster to live like that? But how did she know that it was so easy to become an immortal.
"That...... It's okay, I just wanted to ask you, don't you feel bored when you stay in the hotel every day? Ren Linglong also stuttered a little.
"Well, boring is a little boring, but with my brother-in-law with me, and so many old men, they don't feel bored, and I can go out shopping from time to time, this kind of life is not bad", Ren Lingxue nodded while saying, she also felt that her life was good, she had lived the same life in school for more than ten years, and she naturally felt interesting and tight in a different life, and she collected money at the cashier every day, and she also had a great sense of satisfaction in her heart when so many customers came to eat in the store.
"Your brother-in-law told me last night that you are more beautiful than me, hey~~~", Ren Linglong bit her lip and thought for a moment and suddenly got close to her sister, and suddenly said such a sentence in Ren Lingxue's ear, and turned around and left after speaking.
"Huh? Sister...... Hum! This bad guy, what kind of bastard words do you say, hateful, annoying, boring, hooligan......", although Ren Lingxue kept cursing and rubbing her teeth up and down, but her eyes were full of smiles, and her heart was also very happy, two red clouds gradually floated on her face, and she grabbed her clothes with her hands, and the little girl looked at the guests in front of the counter stunned.
"Hey, hey, hey? Hurry up and settle the account, I'm still waiting to go to work", Ren Lingxue was secretly happy there, but the guests in front of the cashier couldn't wait, look, it's only been two minutes and there are already more than a dozen people waiting for the checkout.
"What's urging?" Ren Lingxue was still there fantasizing about how Shu Xuanzi praised her, how she liked her in her heart, and she was woken up by the shouts next to her, and she was very unhappy, and how did Ren Lingxue know that her sister was lying to her, a person with a surname like Shu Xuanzi would never say that you are beautiful, like you and the like, if he thinks this beauty is good, his approach is to hug her and kiss it directly, so that it will not be like a romance movie, and it will take twenty episodes to hold hands, "No need to check out, eat for free today, I'll treat you!" Ren Lingxue was very happy at this time, and when she saw that the people behind her were complaining, she kept urging and shouting.
"Ah??? Okay, yes, yes~~~~~", the guests lined up here were stunned at first, and then they made a fuss, some shouted happily, some shouted loudly, and some simply wiped their mouths and left, anyway, there is no need to give money, Ren Lingxue doesn't know how much money she has in her credit card now, she is happy and satisfied here every day, not RMB, she won't care about the accounts of dozens or even hundreds of guests, these people who eat are also wondering in their hearts, they have heard of friends and relatives, This is the first time I have heard of a restaurant owner having a treat and eating and drinking for free.
"Hey, I don't know what's going on again", Tai Yisanren happened to be serving food next to him, and he shook his head when he heard Ren Lingxue happily say that he didn't have to pay the bill, although he was a very good-tempered person, he was not a fool, if everyone didn't pay the bill, then what would their restaurant do? It is estimated that if the news spreads, if you come here for dinner tomorrow, you can send it to the Pacific Ocean from the door.
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