Chapter 386. Miserable, who is worse than me?
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In other words, seeing that the situation took a turn for the worse, Biaozi was more like an angry bull, who was beaten out by Chen Xiaotang. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info he roared angrily, and was about to rush over and fight with Chen Xiaotang.
"That's it! Stop it! Captain Li, who was standing on the side, stopped categorically, walked to Biaozi's side, and said: "I said, until the point is over, you listen to a fart---- go, and stand up at the same time!" ”
The biaozi was full of reluctance, but he didn't dare to disobey the order of his boss, stared, and went to squat in a huff.
Seeing that Biaozi was punished for "Zama Step", Chen Xiaotang breathed a sigh of relief, his uncle's was so dangerous, he almost had to die.
Although he understood the truth of overcoming rigidity with softness, and he really had to fight, he might not be able to restrain the brute bull Biaozi. After all, people usually work harder than themselves, practice Sanfu in summer, practice Sanjiu in winter, to be precise, they can only be half a martial artist, most of the time is singing and filming, twisting on the stage, and the ass is flirtatious ~ Sao, it is like people persevering, studying and practicing hard. The depth of kung fu can be seen from this.
Besides, at this time, Head Li can be said to be "impressed" by Chen Xiaotang. Originally, soldiers have the mentality of respecting the strong, not to mention that Chen Xiaotang is still an actor who looks like a gentleman, and it is really not easy to have such skills.
Commander Li was also heroic, and no longer mentioned the fight just now, but said: "It's cold, let's go, drink!" ”
The army specially supplies liquor, and the degree is very high.
If you take a match and throw it into the wine bowl, it will surely stab the flame and start a flame.
Therefore, this is not an ordinary special liquor, but a strong cocktail in disguise. It's almost a chicken feather.
Although the wine is very strong, the people are even stronger----- head Li is overly enthusiastic, like the high-rollers in Gulong's martial arts novels, like the wild men in "Red Sorghum". Heroic and unrestrained, the big bowl is served, and you can't drink it.
Therefore, Chen Xiaotang, Xiao Sheng, and the old village chief drank very heartily and drippingly.
Especially Chen Xiaotang, the amount of wine was super good, but he couldn't stand the enthusiasm of Head Li. Under the frequent toasts, I even drank a little too much.
When Head Li was drinking, he patted his chest and promised that he would definitely help Chen Xiaotang and them solve tomorrow's shooting problem, he didn't have any skills. will train the troops... There is also a military and civilian family, fish and water, so everything is easy to say... Now that the mainland has reformed and opened up, they are welcome to come to invest in factories and shoot TV series...
Hearing him say this, Chen Xiaotang and the others were even more relieved. So the drink became even more vigorous.
Large bowl of wine. Big mouthfuls of meat.
The guest and the host are harmonious, and the heroic spirit is dry.
Soon, only Chen Xiaotang was left on the entire wine table, and he was still sober.
In his great admiration for Chen Xiaotang's drinking, Captain Li fell asleep with a wine glass; Xiao Sheng leaned on the old village chief. He snorted without distraction. The old village chief, who has always been a little reserved, is also salivating at the moment. Slept soundly.
Chen Xiaotang rarely relaxed and sat back in his chair. After this competition, I recalled every move I had just made with Biaozi, and in terms of tricks, I was much better than Biaozi, and if I lost, I lost to that guy's hard qigong.
Hard kung fu is really hard to break, if you hit it hard, you will be deflated. Fortunately, God blesses and allows yourself; Comprehended the principle of "soft energy to overcome rigidity". It can be regarded as a "blessing in disguise".
After figuring this out, Chen Xiaotang couldn't help laughing, unscrewed the cap of the wine bottle, raised his head and poured the liquor in his hand into his mouth......
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Just when Chen Xiaotang and the others were eating and drinking, they were drunk.
The other members of the crew of "Looking for Qin" were holding a large bowl of corn grits and didn't know how to swallow them.
Although they had been prepared for a long time, they knew that it was not easy to come to other places to film, and the food might be very poor, but no one expected it to be like this.
One of the actors said, "Is this what people eat? This corn grits are fed to pigs in Yuen Long in the countryside! ”
Qin Pei is an old actor, so he said: "This is coarse grain, eat well and be nutritious enough." ”
Seeing that "uncles" like Qin Pei and Zeng Jiang all opened their mouths to eat, Huang Rihua and other actors had no choice but to endure the drumming in their stomachs and began to swallow.
Those actresses didn't do it, Zhang Manyu, Liu Jialing and others directly poured the corn grits, then brushed them clean----- washed them over and over again----- then brewed instant noodles.
The children in the village were very curious about them~ Hong Kong people, and when they saw that they didn't eat dinner, they soaked the noodles of the cubes in water, so they all stared at them with wide eyes.
Suddenly, the instant noodles were soaked, and one of the children snorted hard, and their eyes looked at the soaked noodles pitifully.
Zhang Manyu had a good heart, so he asked them: "Have you ever eaten instant noodles?" ”
The children shook their heads violently, their eyes fixed on the tempting instant noodles.
Zhang Manyu handed over the soaked noodles, "Do you want to taste it?" ”
The children timidly backed away.
Liu Jialing muttered to Zhang Manyu, "What are you doing with them?" We don't have enough of these noodles ourselves! Hurry up and finish eating and resting, and we will start filming tomorrow! ”
As soon as those children heard Liu Jialing say this, they stuck out their tongues at her and grimaced.
Liu Jialing slammed the door shut, and kept the group of imps outside.
Zhang Manyu couldn't bear it, so he secretly stuffed a packet of instant noodles over-----
At first, the instant noodles tucked under the crack in the door didn't move.
Just when Zhang Manyu thought that the children were gone, there was a stab, and the instant noodles were pulled away.
Zhang Manyu saw this. I can't help but laugh.
Outside the door, a child was holding instant noodles and looking left and right, studying. The other children around him surrounded him, looking at the instant noodles in his hands, showing a greedy look.
"Brother Tiedan, give me some to taste, see if it's delicious?"
"Brother Tiedan, I'll give you a slingshot, and you give me points!"
"Brother Tiedan, I will let you be a policeman in the future, I will be a thief, you give me points!"
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The kids were completely overwhelmed by this magical pack of instant noodles.
Not to mention this group of children in the countryside who have never seen the world, because a pack of instant noodles has changed many views of the world, and it is said that actresses such as Zhang Manyu and Liu Jialing have encountered another problem after eating instant noodles, that is, the problem of sleeping.
Especially Zhang Manyu grew up in a middle-class family since she was a child, went to the UK to study, and never suffered much. I was quite happy at the beginning of coming to the mainland to film this time, after all, I was happy and sweet to be able to come here with my beloved Chen Xiaotang. But now, she has to face the reality, she eats poorly, her accommodation is poor, and now she ---- even sleeps poorly!
Is this still a bed? It's just something built with a door panel, with bricks at the four corners and a door panel on it, which becomes a "bed"!
It feels like a ** to sit on, let alone fall asleep.
Zhang Manyu was speechless on the bed. Liu Jialing laughed "poof", "This is for sleeping, not watching." When I used to be in my hometown, I also slept on a hard bed, and sleeping too much is also beneficial, at least it won't strain your lumbar muscles, at most your back hurts! ”
"Sister Ling, it's time for you to still have the heart to joke!"
"What's there, it's called ---- pleasure in suffering!"
Zhang Manyu wanted to speak again, but suddenly someone knocked on the door.
Zhang Manyu was stunned, it's so late, who is it?
When I opened the door, it was a black and strong woman, smiling, showing the yellow teeth of a peasant, and said: "Two girls, we are too simple here, you will live together first---- this is our newly installed cotton quilt, you cover it first!" "It turned out that I was here to deliver the quilt.
Zhang Manyu and Liu Jialing were inevitably a little grateful, so they helped the black strong woman to lay out the quilt.
Before leaving, the black strong woman couldn't help but look at Zhang Manyu and Liu Jialing twice, and said in her heart, these two girls are really handsome, if they are placed in the village, I don't know how many young men can be fascinated.
Seeing that the woman was gone, Zhang Manyu suddenly had an idea, so she spread the newly installed cotton quilt on the hard bed and used it as a mattress, not to mention, it was quite comfortable compared to just now.
As soon as she finished her work, there was another knock on the door, and when she opened it, she saw that it was still the same woman just now. Only this time she didn't hold the quilt, but carried a small red plastic bucket.
"Auntie, this is ----"
"This is a urine tank, it's inconvenient for you to get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, so it's very convenient to solve it ----!"
"Ah----" Zhang Manyu opened her mouth wide, my God, this can also be?!
In the middle of the night, Zhang Manyu couldn't sleep when he lay on the bed, although the "urine tank" had been scrubbed many times, and there was not much noise, but it was placed in the house, which always made Zhang Manyu feel a little uncomfortable. Liu Jialing was too tired and fell asleep.
I don't know how long it took, Zhang Manyu thought about Chen Xiaotang for a while, and then thought about filming for a while, and gradually, she felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach and wanted convenience.
Glancing at the small red plastic bucket, Zhang Manyu gritted her teeth, and was willing to take off her pants and squat up. I had no choice but to put on my clothes and walk to the toilet outside.
The night in the countryside was very cold, Zhang Manyu shivered, tightened her coat, and finally saw the two big words in the toilet, she walked in happily, and then she was dumbfounded-----
I saw that there was no toilet in it at all, not even a squatting slot, and some were just two enlarged red plastic buckets, one large and one small......
Zhang Manyu was about to faint, and in the end, he had to squat on the plastic bucket!!
Oh my God, what kind of world is this?!
How is it worse than primitive society?! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )