Chapter 90 starts with DIY Ren Ling
I was stunned.
"He's your father?"
Ren Ling was curious: "Yes, I'm just such a father." ”
I was speechless, and my heart said Do other people's children have many fathers?
At this time, I heard footsteps in the corridor of the teahouse, and I walked out of the door and happened to meet Zhang Mi, who had arrived in a hurry.
"Uncle Zhang, your colleague is very strong." I smiled and said hello.
Zhang Mi haha: "General, general." ”
"Oh yes...... Ren Ling, you go downstairs with your bag and wait in the car, I have a few words with Xiao Ji. ”
Ren Ling glanced at Zhang Mi, carried a big bag, pouted and left.
I sat down again with Zhang Mi in the private room.
Zhang Mi sighed: "Xiao Ji, this time I really bothered you, I can finally make your Uncle Zhang and me easy for a few months." ”
I stared at Zhang Mi's tired eyes, and deeply felt what Ren Ling had tortured this powerful figure into.
Now, okay, it's me.
Am I supposed to gasp?
Feel relieved! There are people at home who accompany her to toss together, we are not afraid!
Zhang Mi explained a few more words to me, and at the end he gave me a mobile phone number.
"This is my other phone that is turned on 24 hours a day, and if there is any emergency, I can make this call. In addition, pay attention to the work of protecting the secret of the novel, and never let outsiders know Ren Ling's identity. ”
I smiled and said, "What should Ren Ling do if she speaks by herself?" ”
Zhang Mi smiled: "Ren Ling won't say it, even if she does, she will only say that her father is a petty official." ”
...... little official?
I suddenly felt a little curious in my heart, Ren Ling's father, what kind of character is he?
But I didn't say it.
I chatted with Zhang Mi for a few words, and then got up one after another.
Out of the teahouse, came outside.
When Ren Ling saw me coming down, she walked out of the A6 car with her bag and came to Q5 on her own.
I open the door.
Ren Ling sat down.
I got into the car, started up, and waved goodbye to Zhang Mi.
I drove home.
"Brother......
"Ah......?" In the middle of the car, I turned my head and saw that Ren Ling was looking at me expectantly.
"I'll ask you something."
"Speak."
"Brother, do you think men like girls more, or do they like women more?" Ren Ling is very serious.
My heart pounded.
Why did the girl suddenly ask such a philosophical question?
"Girls, women, each has its own merits, girls, how to say? Pure, beautiful, natural, clear, a little ...... A bit of a natural mineral water taste. As for women, they are ripe, strong, and charming, like a bottle of old red wine. ”
Ren Ling sighed and said, "Then women are more pleasing to men than girls." ”
I said, "No, you see who is so rich that he can drink red wine as mineral water, even if he can afford to drink it every day, his small physique can't stand it." So, for men, girls, women! Both are indispensable, not only to drink natural mineral water every day, but also to take time to taste red wine. ”
After I finished speaking, I glanced at Ren Ling.
Suddenly, I noticed that she was straining slightly and gritting her teeth.
I sneered my head back.
Ren Ling hated and said: "Ji Baida, Ji Baida! You're a purebred wild pervert. ”
I smug: "No, is that a man?" That's called a eunuch, no, even if the eunuch still has a daughter in the palace who sleeps together. In this world, men, that's it. ”
Ren Ling retorted: "Isn't there still love?" Is there love? ”
I sneered: "Any vigorous love that has been handed down from generation to generation begins with deception and lies, and ends with getting married and ending with **." ”
Ren Ling snorted coldly and raised her hand: "Please give an example to Mr. Ji." ”
I laughed: "For example, what Liang Shanbo Zhu Yingtai, a vigorous enough couple, what did you start with, isn't it also the little sister of the Zhu family who disguises herself as a man, tells a little lie, and cheats and hides that she has such a leg with the Liang brothers?" ”
Ren Ling was serious: "But Liang Shanbo died because of lovesickness, and I wish my little sister to turn into a butterfly for Liang Shanbo." ”
I said, "Ren Ling, when you look at the problem, you must grasp the essence and look at it. Why did the Liang brothers die? Isn't it because there is a beginning and no end? Let me ask you, did he sleep with Zhu Xiaomei? xxoo? ”
Ren Lingmu shook his head.
I slapped the steering wheel: "That's right, there is a start, and suddenly there is no follow-up, do you think this Liang Shanbo classmate can not worry?" He's got xxoo, he's not xxoo, he's really going to die. ”
Ren Ling was stunned.
I said again: "And that, I remember correctly, I wish my little sister to get married, pass by the grave of the Liang brothers, the grave is opened, run a butterfly out, and I wish my little sister to turn into a butterfly when it is over, do you know why the little sister of the Zhu family only turns into butterflies, not moths, flies, mosquitoes, grasshoppers, crickets?" ”
Ren Ling shook her head.
I slapped the steering wheel again: "Copulation!" Change another species, it can't be worthy! ”
Ren Ling gasped at this time: "Brother, brother, don't be a teacher, you have to be a teacher, I'll ...... You've got to mess up your class. ”
I listened to Ren Ling's mess, and just wanted to tell her about the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, when I suddenly heard someone outside the car roaring and honking.
"You can't go or not, it's all three red lights."
I glanced in the rearview mirror, oh selling cakes, a big row......
I sweat ......
Get up secretly and take advantage of the green light to run away.
"Brother......" Ren Ling was like a soul again.
"What?"
"I ...... I want to be a woman. ”
"Ah......?"
I put my foot on the brakes.
Behind him is another string of brakes......
(PS: Watching a Q5 on the street today is like a stop-and-go crunch, then I, don't mind, I'm sorry for you.) )
I really gasped this time: "Ren Ling, you are too naughty, this has just escaped Uncle Zhang's control, you ...... You ...... so fast."
"Well......," I sighed, and said, "Let's go, come with me." ”
"Whew...... "My arm was pinched hard.
Ren Ling gritted her teeth: "Ji Baida, don't always think about xxoo, it's okay to be pure, it's okay to be pure." ”
I nodded pitifully.
Ren Ling returned to normal: "I want to become a woman, but I don't want to lose my identity as a girl, you can do it." ”
I breathed a long sigh of relief: "It's been a long time, you just want to change your image, look at my little liver." ”
Ren Ling nodded hard.
I took the time to rudder and pull over to the side of the road first, otherwise, either I was blown up by someone, or I exploded someone else's chrysanthemum.
After parking the car, I took the time to look at Ren Ling carefully.
A small milky white T-shirt with an enlarged version of Rabbit of All Evils printed on it.
Over-the-knee tennis skirt, white and tender long legs, and a pair of gray canvas on her feet.
Looking at the head again, the long hair is casually tied in a big ponytail at the back of the head.
Ren Ling is a standard little beauty, just dressed like this, no! No matter what kind of dress you are wearing, you can wear it and feel the effect of wearing it.
However, if you don't wear anything, hehe, it is estimated that it will feel more and more effective.
Ren Ling saw me with evil eyes at this time.
Stretched out his claws and shook in front of my eyes: "Hey, brother, what do you want?" ”
I put my cheeks in thought.
"Well, the style is actually quite good, but if you want to become a woman, this dress is obviously not good."
I said, "Well, you start by saying what kind of woman route you want to take." ”
Ren Ling came to her senses, turned around and said to me, "Well, I want to be high and arrogant, huh...... I don't want to be an empress, that's too much. So, you can do it. ”
I slapped the steering wheel, pointed at Ren Ling and said, "Royal Sister! You're going to take the Imperial Sister route. ”
Ren Ling, oh yes......
My heart fluttered and I wanted to hear her continue, oh yes.
It's a pity it's gone.
I said at this time: "Sister Yu, high heels, stockings are a must-have, but in the past two days, the stockings may be a little covered, the stockings will be omitted first, and the rest, from the inside out, every detail, must be changed." ”
Ren Ling said: "Brother, you are so good, this is the effect I want." ”
I smiled, and suddenly my heart was shocked: "Ren Ling, you ...... Do you have any money with you? ”
Ren Ling thought for a while, took out an even smaller bag from her carry-on bag, and opened it to me: "No, that's all." ”
I looked, "Thirty-two pieces of four." ”
My eyes darkened, and I almost lost my breath.
Zhang Mi! Zhang Mi! If you don't play like this, why do you give people no money, what do you want, let me raise it for nothing? The little nephew treats you well, you ...... You can't fool your little nephew like this.
I closed my eyes in pain, slowly opened my eyes again, looked at Ren Ling and said, "Sister, can we discuss and change the image of a different person, for example, a rural working woman, I think it's also a good ......."