Chapter 8: The Theory of Prison Breaking
It turned out that these people couldn't sleep after being hungry for a day, and they all gathered around to listen to me and Geng Ling discussing the escape from prison, and when I talked about stealing the key, Wu Ying finally couldn't help but speak.
I looked at him in surprise and said, "Aren't you going to release it in a year, why are you risking this with us?" ”
Wu Ying said: "Isn't there another year, do you think I am willing to stay here?" ”
I said, "It's okay to be reluctantly like you, and if there is a brother with a shorter sentence than this, don't participate, it's not worth it." ”
Qi Xiaohuan said: "No, Brother Long said it just now, escaping by yourself and being let go are two different things, I have less than a year, but I am willing to follow everyone!" Qi Xiaohuan said aggrievedly, "Mainly because I was wronged, I didn't even hold hands with her, how can I be considered annihilated?" ”
Geng Ling and I glanced at each other, and I asked, "Is there anyone present who is unwilling, and we will never force it if we are unwilling." ”
No one spoke.
I cleared my throat and said, "Okay, in that case, then this matter is settled, I won't say anything about the fake words that everyone is a man, in short, I will make sure that everyone gets out alive." "I counted, and there were eighteen people in total.
Wu Ying said: "Now that there are more people, Brother Long, you can arrange tasks for everyone." ”
I rubbed my head and said, "Let me think about it - where did I just go?" ”
Wu Ying said: "Steal the key." ”
"Yes, the top priority is to steal the key to Geng Ling's shackles, can you do this?"
Wu Ying said with a difficult face: "It's no problem to steal, but I have to know who the key is first." ”
Yu Manli said: "Brother Long, you said that we are going to ask Liu Sijiao, will she tell us?" ”
I waved my hand and said, "You must not let her know about this." ”
Wu Ying said: "Yes, I think Liu Si is willing to send us medicine because he sympathizes with Geng Ling at most, she has always been more fair." ”
I said, "Then you can't let her know." "Sympathy is never the same as betrayal, and this kind of person is often very principled, and it is not clear whether he is friend or foe.
Wu Ying said: "What about after stealing the key?" ”
I said: "This matter can be relieved, by the way, Geng Ling will be given a few days to recuperate, and the most important thing is to think about how so many of us can escape." ”
Geng Ling said: "You have to think about this slowly, and you must plan carefully." ”
I looked at the door of the cell and said, "Let's say we start running now, this door is the first problem to be solved." "Although the door of the cell is not locked, the prisoners have to plug it from the outside every day when they enter the room.
Wu Ying walked to the door and observed for a while and said, "This is easy to do, as long as there is a wire, the door can be inserted." ”
I nodded: "Tomorrow, everyone will be more careful when they work, but pick up everything that you think can be used, but be careful not to let others find out, and pay attention to how many guards there are here, their positions, and sleep first today." ”
Yigan looked very excited because he was involved in such a top-secret thing, and he was still whispering when he got into bed.
I was worried that I would be seen the next day, but I didn't expect these guys to be all right in front of outsiders, but I seemed a little in a trance...... When I was at work, I went through all the prison escape classics I had read in the past, first of all, "The Shawshank Redemption", the protagonist used a pair of Rita. Using a small hammer hidden in the Bible as a tool, he persisted in digging for decades, using the excavated soil evenly on the field every day using the time of the wind, and finally escaped from the sewer...... But this implementable surname is relatively weak, first of all, the surname poster can't be made, even if Liu Si is willing to help, I don't know who to do, because I don't know who in the daughter country can feel the degree to which people can hang his portrait on the wall without attracting attention, can't hang Xiaolan, right?
Then, I want to say that digging a hole is not easy to do, strictly speaking, this is a technical job, or you don't know two tomb robbers with more than ten years of experience, the hole can not be dug with a shovel, it is easy to bury yourself if you don't dig well, I am particularly untalented in this area, I remember that I dug the tree hole on Arbor Day in high school...... In the end, I didn't have ten years to wait - in another month, my dad was out of prison!
So "The Shawshank Redemption" was ruthlessly passed by me, the charm of the classic is that it cannot be replicated, let's let it still be classic!
If you want to talk about authoritative information about prison break, it naturally has to be the American drama of the same name "Prison Break". In order to save his brother, Michael tattooed the map of the prison on his body in advance, deliberately committed a crime, and then launched a series of methodical high-tech and high-IQ activities, he first used a beautiful man to charm the prison doctor, and then used his identity to frequently enter and leave the medical room, laying the convenience for the future escape, and Michael is not only handsome but also a genius, divergent surname inspiration such as diabetes insipidus, a screw and a bag of toothpaste can become a prison escape weapon, and the last gang of outlaws are obedient to him.
If you think about it, this difficulty is even higher, there is no map of the prison, the beautiful man plan is reliable, but there is no Mi Shuai's posture, even the female guards here have strange tastes and like me, and I don't have the wisdom of no one, not only can I not play screws, but I can't even understand the map - so "Prison Break" can't provide theoretical support, and if you want to escape, you can only rely on the road with the characteristics of the dragon and sheep...... As I was working, I suddenly accidentally noticed that the female guard who was watching us was bored and secretly turned around and took out a small bronze mirror to take a photo, and took out a small powder box to touch up her makeup on her face. It seems that a woman's love for beauty is really a natural surname. I suddenly had an idea, and I leaned on Geng Ling's ear while people were not paying attention and said, "Do you want to know who is holding your key, you want to ...... like this"
Geng Ling blushed after hearing this and said, "Do you really want to do this?" ”
I patted him with a firm gaze: "For the sake of freedom, you won't mind this little sacrifice, oh?" ”
Geng Ling lowered his head and hesitated again and again, his neck was red before he said, "It's a little more difficult." ”
"No matter how difficult it is, children will do."
“…… But I'm not a child. ”
I grinned and said, "You should be wronged for the sake of our eighteen brothers." ”
Geng Ling sighed and said, "I'll try it." ”
After a long while, Geng Ling finally blushed and whispered, "I succeeded." ”
I suddenly exclaimed, "Oh, what does it smell like this?" ”
The female guard put away the powder box, glared at me, and said, "What are you shouting?" ”
I pointed at Geng Ling and shouted, "Report to the prison, he peed his pants." ”
As soon as the prisoners focused their eyes, Geng Ling couldn't wait to burrow his head into the ground, the female guard came over, covered her nose when she was far away, glared at Geng Ling and said, "What's the matter with you?" ”
Geng Ling shook her wet pants and said innocently: "I didn't hold back ...... for a while"
The female guard waved her hand in disgust and fanned the wind, and pointed out the door: "Change my pants!" ”
Geng Ling said: "I'm wearing leg irons, and I can't change it." ”
"Bastard thing." The female guard cursed, "You wait, I'll call someone." ”
She didn't have long to leave before she brought in another guard, I glanced at Wu Ying, Wu Ying nodded knowingly, the guard took out a brass key from his waist, and suddenly hesitated: "Si Ying has instructed that this person's shackles must not be opened casually." The female guard from before said impatiently, "What can he do with only one arm left?" You don't have to smell his stench. The female guard with the key had no choice, she wanted to unlock Geng Ling but it was smelly, and finally threw the key to me and said loudly: "You, take him to change his pants." ”
I made a loud noise, led Geng Ling out, Wu Ying and they stared at the key twice, and gave me a thumbs up. I smiled and lip-stackled at him, "Recognize this person." ”
The weakness of women is really interesting, it is said that they can endure more than 7 times more pain, but they can't stand just a pair of stinky pants, and the living conditions in the men's prison camp are poor, but everyone is given several sets of change of clothes, and there is a hard surname rule that they must be changed every two days, which is not because they care about our health, but because women naturally love to be clean.
The two guards escorted us back to the cell, and they stood at the door and said to me, "Go and change his pants, hurry up." Then the two of them started chatting outside the door.
I helped Geng Ling open the shackles when I entered the door, he changed his pants on the side, I stared at the key in a daze, this little thing has a great responsibility, and now it is easily held in my hand, I have a kind of unwillingness to think of having to return it again, I was stunned for a while, and suddenly turned around in the house like a fly without a head.
Geng Ling said inexplicably: "What are you doing?" ”
I didn't have time to talk to him because I suddenly thought of a plot in "Prison Break": Mi Shuai pressed a key on the soap and pressed a mold, and then poured a replica with a burning plastic toothbrush.
I looked around, seeing that there was nothing to use, I couldn't help but sweat urgently, and unintentionally picked up the kang mat, and suddenly I was overjoyed - under the kang mat, there was all yellow and clear dry cement! I put the F-shaped key on the mastic, flew to the bed, stepped on it hard, took the key, and there was a clear mold...... The two guards outside the house saw that we didn't go out for a long time, and said impatiently: "Hurry up, change your pants for so long?" ”
Geng Ling also understood what I meant at this time, her eyes showed joy, and she said casually: "Don't I only have one hand." ”
I wiped the key clean, locked the shackles on him, and then went out, and the guard carefully checked that there was no problem, and then pinned the key back to his waist and left.
On the way back to the shed, Geng Ling saw that the guards were a long distance away from us, and couldn't help but whisper to me: "The mold is here, what are you going to use as the key?" ”
He stunned me with one sentence - in the daughter country, there is no such thing as a plastic toothbrush, and ...... My lighter was also confiscated.
The final jailbreak process is definitely something you can't imagine, really.
(To be continued)