Chapter 659: Zhao Lao Er's Battle of the Water Diversion Ditch

Looking at this hole and the gurgling water below, Zhao Lao Er frowned fiercely, and he didn't know how deep the river was, so don't drown us. Zhao Lao Er looked around, came to the landscape tree on the path outside the courtyard, and wanted to break off a branch to test the depth of the water.

However, what made Zhao Lao Er angry was that he didn't know what kind of broken tree this was, it was hard to break, Zhao Lao Er worked hard a few times, but it was still a little broken, and it looked like it was going to break off, but it just kept coming.

In fact, this is all normal, it is not autumn and winter yet, trees are in the season of growth, nature is wet, it is normal to not break well, Zhao Lao Er has no tools, naturally difficult. In addition, Zhao Lao Er is a person who does rough work, although he is in the prime of life, he is pampered, and secondly, his body is hollowed out by the wine, and he doesn't have much strength.

Zhao Lao Er had no choice, so he let the branches twist in a circle on the trunk, and finally twisted one down, tired and panting. Unable to rest, he ran back to the ditch and put the branches into the water to test the depth.

Waiting to find out the next feeling, Zhao Lao Er was very annoyed, yard next door, this water is not as deep as imagined, only thirty centimeters to the end, if it is daytime, you can see it at a glance, but at night, the light is dim, and the water surface is still reflective, we can figure it out.

Seeing that the river is not deep, Zhao Lao Er made up his mind, but even if the water is not deep, it doesn't seem to be very good.

Didn't the martyrs of the older generation say that the door for people to enter and exit is locked, the hole for the dog to crawl out is open, and a voice screams to crawl out、、、、、。

Zhao Lao Er muttered this poem in his heart, and he couldn't bear to go into the water. Just like the poem says, Zhao Lao Er also knows deeply, how can a human body crawl out of this hole? But if you don't climb, you can't do it, and the door can't be opened. Jumping and not jumping in, how is this good?.

At this moment, a light swept over, and as soon as Zhao Lao Er turned his head, he saw several lights flashing in the direction of the entrance of the community, Zhao Lao Er estimated that he must be coming from this side, either the old Xu family got the news, or the other party had additional troops.

Whether it is friend or foe, we can no longer hesitate, needless to say that it is the enemy who comes. Even if he came to help, he couldn't do it, and Xu Liyan would fight for merit when he came.

Zhao Lao Er told himself in his heart that he couldn't hesitate anymore, but he still couldn't forget the poem in his heart. I was embarrassed to go down to the river. Suddenly, Zhao Lao Er's mind flashed with inspiration, and he couldn't wait to slap himself twice. In that poem, it is said that the hole that crawls out of the dog is the dog, which means that the only one who crawls out through the hole is the dog, let's climb in. Can that be the same?

Zhao Lao Er comforted himself like this, and suddenly his heart suddenly brightened, seeing that he was in a hurry behind him, Zhao Lao Er jumped into the river with an ordinary sound. Pinching his nose and bending down to look inside the hole, the headlights in the courtyard illuminated the hole. Zhao Lao Er didn't hesitate anymore, bent down and slowly moved in. But the entrance of the cave is only seventy or eighty centimeters, if you want to stand up straight, if you want to squat, the entrance of the cave is quite narrow, it is very inconvenient, Zhao Lao Er's heart is horizontal, and he simply changes it to crawl through the hole in the water.

In the water, it is inevitable that there is mud or something, after the entrance of the cave is a small garden, Zhao Lao Er came up all over his body, and his shoes were all filled with mud, slippery and greasy, and he was uncomfortable.

Zhao Lao Er can be regarded as passing through the hole, pulling the fence wall at the entrance of the small garden and climbing up, but he accidentally did not stand firm, his feet slipped, and he snapped into a dog eating, and his whole body plunged into the flower bed like a football yearning for the goal.

When Zhao Erye crawled out of the flower bed with a head full of dirt and petals of various sizes, Titus was embarrassed, but at this time, I couldn't take care of these, Lao Tzu's dog hole was crawling, if I couldn't show it greatly, this crime would be in vain! .

Soon, Zhao Lao Er jumped out of the flower garden and trotted towards the villa, not caring about finding a place to see what kind of honor he was, so he directly drilled into the smashed glass hole under his hand.

That's what happened just now.

Zhao Futing's face flushed, he couldn't help but smile, and asked with a strange face: "Yo, second brother, who are you?" ”。

Zhao Lao Er was quite uncomfortable, there was a very rare trace of shame on his face, he slapped his hands, and scolded angrily: "Sensei mentioned, when I went over the wall and landed, I don't know which one lacked virtue made a mess of flowers under the root of the wall, Lao Tzu didn't step on it, that's it."

Zhao Futing knew that his second brother, although he had bad water in his stomach, he was a face-saving person, so he didn't ask anymore, and said directly: "Second brother, my brother has already controlled the situation, just wait for you to preside over the overall situation, second brother."

"The code next door, the big picture is a fart, these grandsons know what the big picture is? Dare to play tricks on the five young men of my Zhao family, if you don't get out of their two taels of dog feces today, Lao Tzu won't be able to get rid of the x on Zhao."

Zhao Lao Er scolded and scolded, but scolded the flowers, which means that if you don't make one or two today, you will definitely not leave. Zhao removed X, isn't it just leaving!.

"Futing, let Lao Tzu go through the hall first" Zhao Lao Er sneered and gave an order, stepped on the head of the fallen Yu Suo, and twisted the head of the leather shoe fiercely, twisting the corner of this guy's eyes to his forehead, and directly rolled his eyes.

"Okay". Zhao Futing tilted his head at the stupid big man, threw a look, the stupid big man smiled innocently, pulled off the armed belt and slammed at the squatting crowd, whether it was the head or the buttocks, it was beaten, and for a while, the scream was like the prison of Jinyiwei was being punished.

"This kid is the leader of the team, Fu Ting, ask who sent him, Lao Tzu wants to see who is in the Yin Yin My Lao Zhao family's children today." After Zhao Lao Er gave Zhao Futing an order, he came to Jiang Feng, stretched out his hand and said with a smile: "Fifth brother, the second brother is late, don't blame."

"The second brother laughed, thank you for always thinking about my brother." Although Jiang Feng was reluctant in every way, he saw that Zhao Lao Er was paying close attention to himself, and after discovering that there was an accident, he first sent someone to come to the rescue, and then Zhao Lao Er himself made this tragic situation, regardless of whether he came over the wall or climbed through the hole, in short, he used his heart, and Jiang Feng also appreciated it in his heart.

That's why I shouted out this sentence, second brother. Of course, the word "worry" is not ironic for Zhao Lao Er to sit and watch the success or failure.

"Haha, my good fifth brother, the family doesn't speak two words, don't worry, on this land, whoever you love will not be able to bully our brothers." Zhao Lao Er gave Jiang Feng a bear hug and passed all the dirt on his body to Jiang Feng. When he let go, he found out about this situation, and Zhao Lao Er himself was a little embarrassed.

However, Zhao Lao Er reacted very quickly, and immediately changed the topic: "What are they saying they are doing?" ”。

Jiang Feng sneered and said, "It is said that it is to check the temporary residence permit and illegal cohabitation."

"Illegal cohabitation? , the intentions are sinister" Zhao Lao Er continued to ask: "Brother and sister, don't be scared, if you are scared, then my sin is great."

Jiang Feng patted his head and said, "Eh, I've really forgotten to look at her after I've been busy at this time."

Zhao Lao Er hurriedly said: "Let's go, go and have a look."

Jiang Feng and Zhao Lao Er rushed to the bedroom one after another, just knocked on the door and didn't expect the door to open directly, a flash of cold light disappeared, fortunately Jiang Feng reacted quickly, turned slightly sideways, knocked Zhao Lao Er behind him back, and hurriedly shouted: "Lulu, it's me!" ”。

At this time, Shang Tinglu revealed a pretty face from inside the door.

Zhao Lao Er saw clearly behind him, Shang Tinglu was holding a knife with a cold light in his right hand, and a strip of white cloth was wrapped around his wrist, presumably to prevent the knife from getting out of his hand. Zhao Lao Er looked at his scalp and felt numb, and said in his heart that the five of them were really a perfect couple, and both of them were so violent. Even this gentle and demure brother and daughter-in-law is the master who dares to use a knife in hand-to-hand combat.

At this time, Zhao Lao Er thought in his heart that the people in Xincheng were so fierce, these two people were really rural cadres, and the solution to the problem was all by fighting.

"The second brother is here, let the second brother smile" Shang Tinglu slowly untied the strip of white cloth wrapped around her wrist, her pretty face flushed, and she probably knew that her movements seemed to have frightened the two uncles, would it leave a bad impression on their family? .

Zhao Lao Er hurriedly said: "It's okay, it's okay, be cautious."

Jiang Feng asked with a smile, "Where did you get the white cloth strips?" ”。

Shang Tinglu lowered her head and said softly: "I tore the sheets."

Jiang Feng couldn't cry or laugh, rubbed her little head affectionately, and said softly: "The second brother brought someone here, it's okay, stay in the house honestly."

"Hmm". Shang Ting nodded her little chin and agreed obediently.

"Yes, don't worry, leave this matter to the second brother" Zhao Lao Er hurriedly nodded in agreement. But he pouted in his heart, is this a person? Is this the girl who used the knife just now?

It seems that it is still a brine and tofu is one thing and one thing, and it can also be said that it is not a family that does not enter the door.

In the hall outside the door, Zhao Futing was interrogating Director Yu, Zhao Futing lit two cigarettes, took out one and stuffed it into Yu's mouth, squatted down and leaned over and asked with a sneer: "Director Yu, your injury is not light, and it will be delayed if you don't send it to the hospital." You know where you are injured, Director Yu, you have a great future, there are a lot of women who want to send you to the door, you say, if you don't listen to that thing, what's the point of the rest of your life? If you want me to say, you hurry up and confess the mastermind behind the scenes, what about us, we will let you go to the hospital, and it is still too late to go to eighty percent." ~!