Chapter 18 Rushing to the crown and being angry turned red
When I came out of the lecture hall, I found that Xiang Yu was chatting with a person holding a rabbit, and I was so angry that that person was none other than Wu Sangui!
What do you think they talked about? It seemed quite happy, Wu Sangui touched the back of the rabbit with his hand, Xiang Yu held the reins in his hand, both of them smiled, and when I walked over, there was a hearty laugh.
I asked, "What are you talking about?" ”
Xiang Yu said with a smile: "Talk about horses, talk about war." ”
Wu Sangui snorted: "There are also women." ”
I said, "There are a lot of common topics, Brother Yu, you wait for me for a while, I arranged for this Brother Wu to leave." "I plan to arrange Wu Sangui in Qin Hui's house, and the two of them must have a common language.
Xiang Yu said: "What to arrange, Lao Wu will go back with us." ”
"Huh?" I'm full of black lines (surrealism). Looking at Wu Sangui with a smile and didn't say anything, it was obvious that the two of them had already discussed.
Xiang Yu said: "Anyway, Liu Bang's kid hasn't come back much recently, and Lao Wu will sleep in his room, so it's really not okay, let's squeeze it." ”
I'm not Chen Yuanyuan and Wu Sangui, what are you squeezing?
Seeing that I was embarrassed, this old guy was more interested in working against me, and got into the car first, I asked Xiang Yu: "What about the rabbit?" ”
Xiang Yu said: "I said hello to Xu Delong just now, and Xiao Hei is taken care of by him." ”
I had to start the car, the rabbit saw that Xiang Yu was leaving, spread out and ran with us, ran for about a mile Xiang Yu pulled the window, poked his head out and shouted: "Go back!" The rabbit then wandered back.
I said, "Well, you have a horse like a dog." ”
Wu Sangui interjected: "What's this, the night vigilance often relies on horses." ”
Xiang Yu nodded and said, "That's right." Then he also said to me, "We chatted for a while just now, this old Wu turned out to be in charge of the army, and he was very good at fighting, so go back and let him learn from Mulan's little girl." ”
I said in a low voice, "Do you know what kind of person he is, just call him a brother?" ”
Xiang Yu said indifferently: "Lao Wu told me everything, isn't it just for Chen Yuanyuan to turn his face with the farmer surnamed Li?" Xiang Yu sighed, "I envy him very much, if there is such an opportunity, I am willing to do it for Yu Ji." ”
I couldn't help but say, "That's a war of treason!" ”
Wu Sangui said coldly: "Do you mean the Zhu family or the Li family by the country?" The old man has betrayed! ”
I was speechless, it was the first time I had met such a righteous traitor, and it was completely different from combing a plaster in the middle.
I said: "You played with Li Zicheng because he occupied your little lover, but did you later turn against the Qing Dynasty for Chen Yuanyuan?" "This doesn't make sense, even if Kangxi is the royal sister, he will not be a black hand against Chen Yuanyuan, who is dozens of years older than him, unless he is the royal aunt and the royal milk.
Wu Sangui laughed and said: "I am different from Brother Xiang Yu in this regard, how can a good man be tied up in a woman, for Chen Yuanyuan is not fake, it is just for me to fight for a breath, he Li Zicheng is unkind, don't blame me for being unjust, as for the later anti-Qing Dynasty, it is because Xuan Ye's little rabbit cub tried his best to cut him, and if he wants to go on like that, I will sooner or later become a fish on the board, instead of letting him pull me with a blunt knife, it is better for me to fight hard, and finally end up vigorous." ”
I didn't care about anything else, and scolded: "Are you vigorous? You've been stinking for 10,000 years! ”
Wu Sangui said: "It's okay." ”
I was completely speechless.
Wu Sangui said behind me: "I admit that I am selfish and arrogant, deceitful and cunning, all loyalty and martyrdom are farts to me, whoever is good to me and I am good to you, but that also has to pay attention to fairness and reciprocity, you respect me a foot, I will pay you back a foot, but whoever dares to take an inch from me, I have to let you return it!" I'm really two-faced, so what? At least I didn't die like Yue Fei and Yuan Chonghuan, I only lived for myself, and the world scolded me, but I felt very happy. ”
…… I have to say that this time I met a righteous and awe-inspiring Han Annihilation. The specific characteristics of this kind of Han Zhan are: they do not admit that they are Han Zhan at all. He is not like Qin Hui, Qin Hui knows that he can't wash it away even if he soaks in formalin liquid, his behavior belongs to the despicable act of standing in this queue and flattering people in other queues, so he can only hide his face and run away in the face of accusations, but Wu Sangui is different, as soon as he finds out that the captain is unfair, he jumps out and runs directly to other teams, and finally even forms a team by himself, so he asks himself if he doesn't feel guilty at all, so he really can't talk about him for a while.
But think about what this old guy said also has a certain truth, the old thing has fought all his life, and he is basically not afraid of death, but he always surrenders for some mysterious reasons, history has given him many opportunities to choose, but this old guy is really amazing, every time he can choose the wrong one without hesitation......
In the face of Wu Sangui's generous submission, in the end I can only conclude: "The theory of a real villain like you is very popular now!" "People talk about real people, especially in recent years, and it seems like it's a very honorable thing, like me...... Uh, I'm not a real villain, didn't Master Li say, I'm a gentleman!
I provoked Xiang Yu very gentlemanly: "Did you hear that, he just said that you are not a good man!" ”
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When I got home, except for Liu Bang and Baozi, who hadn't come back yet, everyone else was there, Hua Mulan was chatting with Qin Shi Huang, she needed to learn some basic knowledge from Ying Fatzi, and Ying Fat Man rarely didn't play games, it seemed that she was really bored.
In the other room, the second fool stood upstairs with a small mirror that he picked up out of nowhere to shine on the dark wall below, Zhao Bai's face chased the spot of light silently, and was dodged by the second fool when he was about to hold it down, the two fools played very hard, and seeing them could always arouse people's hearts and smiles, recalling the past of childhood.
When Hua Mulan and Qin Shi Huang saw their faces, they both came out of the house to say hello, and I introduced with ulterior motives: "This is Wu Sangui." The words "Wu Sangui" were accentuated in the words, who knew that Hua Mulan and Qin Shi Huang did not react, and warmly shook hands with Wu Sangui, and Hua Mulan also took the old guy around and taught him some common sense of life.
Mistakenly, in my subconscious, I always feel that no matter who it is, it will be very sensitive to names such as Qin Hui and Wu Sangui, and after hearing it, I will have to spit on the ground and scold: "Phew, Han An." "But I forgot about the era, in the era of Mulan and Qin Shi Huang, Wu Sangui's ancestors may not be surnamed Wu. It seems that it is difficult to find an anti-Wu alliance.
When it was dark, Baozi came back, I noticed that she didn't buy vegetables today, and when I saw Wu Sangui, she just nodded, and said to me with a very bad face: "Qiangzi, you guys can go out to eat something today, I'm a little tired, go lie down for a while." With that, he went into the bedroom.
Xiang Yu looked at the figure of Baozi and said to me, "Baozi is a little wrong today." ”
I also saw that if it was usual, the guest bun would never have this expression, and I said, "Maybe I'm sick." I walked to the bedroom door, stuck to the door and asked, "Baozi, what's wrong with you?" ”
"It's okay, I'll just lie down for a while." The voice is quite loud, not like the body is uncomfortable. I smiled with Xiang Yu and said, "I must have quarreled with the customer again." "Their kind of informal small shops often have such a thing, although the current stores all say that the customer is God, but God is too picky and annoying.
Wu Sangui said with a calm face: "Is it because the old man ......?"
I couldn't see that the old guy looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and his heart was quite sensitive, so I said, "Come on, our buns may not know that you are so No. 1." "With the historical knowledge of Baozi, it is indeed enough to hang, she has always thought that the person who swore to Guan Yu and Zhang Fei is called Liu Bang, and she only knows Ji Xiaolan, a historical figure of the Qing Dynasty, and that is also the credit of Zhang Guoli.
Ying Fat Man and I looked at each other and didn't speak, although Baozi didn't know the background of the five, but we never excluded her, in fact, Baozi and they were closer than me. Now she's upset, and we all feel a little awkward.
Mulan gathered her hair and stood up and said, "I'll take a look." ”
After Mulan entered, Wu Sangui asked me, "That woman was you just now......
I said, "The main room! ”
Xiang Yu grabbed my shoulders and exerted a little force, and said in that very subtle threatening tone: "And Xiaoqiang is not going to accept the bias anymore, is Xiaoqiang?" ”
I said with a bitter face: "The state won't let me either." ”
Wu Sangui was surprised: "The country doesn't even care about this? ”
After a while, Mulan came out, with a solemn face, and said to us, "It was indeed a quarrel with the guest." ”
I immediately relaxed: "That's fine, at most tomorrow morning." ”
Hua Mulan said: "The other party is a large group of people, and finally smashed the buns in their restaurant." ”
I vaguely sensed that something was wrong, and hurriedly asked, "What else did Baozi say?" ”
"Baozi said that those people looked like they were mixed with society, and the leader put down his cruel words before leaving, saying that his name was Lei Ming, and anyone who was not convinced could go to him."
My face suddenly turned pale, and I stared at Mulan and said, "How are the buns?" ”
"The bun was pushed when he was pulling the rack, and there was a bruise on his shoulder."
With a click, the ashtray was knocked down by me, my eyes were bloodshot, and a few words popped out of my throat and then I grinded them to pieces at the root of my teeth: "! Lei Laosi-"
It was the first time for people to see me like this, looking at each other, Xiang Yu knew that there must be something hidden here, so he pressed my shoulder and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
My cheeks trembled, I couldn't speak, Xiang Yu lit a cigarette and stuffed it to my mouth, and said, "Don't worry, speak slowly." ”
I took a few puffs of cigarette and found that my hands were so shaky that I couldn't even hold the water glass, so I slowed down for a long time, and then I told them about offending Lei Laosi by collecting accounts for Boss Hao.
Wu Sangui listened for a while and asked, "Speaking of which, who is this Lei Laosi?" ”
I said, "Underworld." ”
Wu Sangui: "Black ...... Society? ”
I asked for my surname and said, "It is equivalent to your Heaven and Earth Society." ”
Wu Sangui said: "Oh, rebels, why are they rebelling, is it because the country doesn't let them accept partial housing?" At the end, he said, "It's embarrassing to be with a woman, and this underworld is not very good." ”
Hua Mulan crossed her arms on her chest and said, "Yes, he really shouldn't move the bun!" ”
I took out the phone and called the tiger: "Lei Ming is Lei Laosi?" ”
The tiger had never heard me say that, and after a pause, he said, "That's his son......"
"How can you find him?"
“…… Lei Laosi has three nightclubs and three bars in the local area, Lei Ming usually goes to these places at night for pastime, I don't know more, I don't have a deep relationship with the Lei family. ”
"Brother Hu, can you tell me the names of these places?"
“…… Well, remember, I remember that once I went to play and they sent a business card, because the Lei family's business is all chain surnames. ”
I picked up a note and wrote down 6 names, and finally the tiger said, "Are you going to trouble Lei Laosi?" ”
"I want to talk to Lei Ming first."
The tiger said: "If you need me, just ask, the Lei family is not authentic, people know that they dare to go too far, just give them some color!" ”
"Thank you, Brother Hu, my brother has accepted your affection." I was quite touched by these words of the tiger, I was actually a general friend with him, and if he could say such a thing at this juncture, he really regarded me as his own.
I put down the phone and said to Xiang Yu with an expressionless face: "Lei Ming is the son of Lei Laosi. ”
Wu Sangui said: "This makes sense, he borrowed a bun to give you a warning, and also touched your bottom by the way." ”
Qin Shi Huang said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang's bottom is very shallow, but the crooked (that) surname Lei Di touched the wrong place." ”
Xiang Yu asked me, "Xiaoqiang, what are you going to do?" ”
I pinched my cigarette in the ashtray and said, "What else can I do, beater!" ”
Xiang Yu and Hua Mulan both laughed, and Wu Sangui shouted, "Okay, like me!" I glared at him.
Qin Shi Huang is not wrong at all, my bottom is very shallow, I have no ambitions, I usually suffer a little loss, no way, are we small people, although I have met a large group of bandits, outlaws, and soldiers with unique skills, but I have never thought of dominating the underworld or anything, and now I am very satisfied, I don't want to ride on other people's heads to, we don't have that diamond diamond and don't take that porcelain work, I'm afraid of falling down and rubbing myself.
But they shouldn't bully buns, I said, my creed is one, can't touch my woman! I'm going to endure this breath, aren't I even as good as Wu Sangui, the old man? Xiang Yu, they will definitely not treat me as a person anymore, my head was beaten into a blood gourd, they didn't even look at it, but if they offended the bun, it was death, the diet and daily life of the five-person group, including the later Mulan, were taken care of by the buns, emotionally they were brothers and sisters, and the buns in their hearts were like their mothers, you know, their little brothers were bullied when they fought with other children, and their mothers were bullied, which is a completely different surname.
Xiang Yu asked, "What do we do now?" ”
I marked all six places on the city map and said, "Let's look for Thunder first." ”
Hua Mulan held the map and said, "Let's sum it up first, and if you want to do it, you can do it all at once, so that they don't dare to do it again in the future." "I'm cold, I can't imagine that Mulan, who is as kind as a big sister, has another side, but it's right to think about it, she took the soldiers back then but fought 12 battles with the fierce Huns, isn't it just to make them dare not make mistakes?
Xiang Yu also looked at the map and said, "Where is the thunder?" ”
I said, "I don't know, I can only look for them one by one." ”
Wu Sangui said: "If you have enough people, you can surround these six places together, and you are not afraid that he will run to the sky." ”
I said, "It would have been enough, but now I'm not around." ”
Xiang Yu said: "Do you think about whether there are any people who can be used in Yucai?" ”
I shook my head: "Except for Xu Delong, they are all old masters - do you think Liu Xia Plantar can help?" ”
Xiang Yu frowned and said, "Don't look for that kind of person, it's not good to look at him." ”
Wu Sangui took the map and studied it for a while and said, "How many garrisons are there in each of these places?" ”
Xiang Yu smiled and said: "This is not a military stronghold, just some places for people to play, even if the Lei family is powerful, there are only a few dozen people watching the field in each place." "After all, Xiang Yu has been staying for a long time, and he has analyzed it well.
Wu Sangui immediately said: "Then what are you waiting for, it's up to us to take care of it." ”
Xiang Yu said: "I understand what you mean, but I'm afraid of startling the snake, let's smash him in a place, if you can't catch this kid, won't you let him run?" ”
Wu Sangui said with a smile: "It seems that my brother didn't have such a thing as gangs at that time, if there was a war, these people wouldn't just run, they had to listen to the dispatch like soldiers." Wu Sangui picked up the pen and slowly drew the small eight forks on the marked places, "If these are your strongholds, and they are being broken one by one, what will you do?" ”
Xiang Yu resolutely said: "Of course, it is to gather superior forces and wait for the decisive battle at the last point." ”
Hua Mulan said: "Then it depends on how many men and horses the enemy has, if you know that you can't resist the enemy, it is still necessary to retreat." ”
Wu Sangui glanced at her approvingly, and continued: "If only a few of us go, after destroying one or two places of him, they will definitely gather in a certain place to discuss how to deal with us, so even if we eat one by one, we will still be able to catch that thunder boy in the end." ”
I only heard one of the people behind me say quietly: "You just need to know where he is, and I'll take care of the rest." ”
We looked back and saw that Jing Ke was standing behind us at some point.
Wu Sangui said: "Who among us is good at hand-to-hand combat, this time it is different from a large number of people fighting, only a few people are enough." ”
Hua Mulan said with a smile: "Little sister Mao recommended one, although it may not be able to help much, it will not hold everyone back." ”
Wu Sangui hesitated: "You? ”
Xiang Yu said: "I haven't introduced you yet, this is Mulan, I heard Xiaoqiang say that he was a general." ”
Wu Sangui was slightly surprised, looked at Hua Mulan with a big wave and said, "Disrespectful and disrespectful." ”
Jing Ke looked at Wu Sangui fixedly and said, "I'll go too!" At the end, he introduced himself and said, "I'm Jing Ke!" ”
Wu Sangui was stared at by him, and hurriedly greeted: "It turned out to be the first righteous man in Qianqiu!" ”
The fat man was dissatisfied: "I'm hungry and don't like to listen to Dixi!" Although his current relationship with Jing Ke is very iron, after all, when people praise Jing Ke, the implication is that he is very damned. Wu Sangui was busy and polite to Qin Shi Huang. Finally, he turned his gaze to me and said, "Xiaoqiang, you shouldn't be bad, right?" ”
I...... What should I say? To paraphrase Mulan's words: It definitely won't help much, and most of the time it will have to hold everyone back-
Xiang Yu smiled: "Don't worry about him, he is only responsible for leading the way!" ”
I'm speechless, whose business is this? However, Xiang Yu is also qualified to say so, after all, Baozi is still his granddaughter for an unknown number of generations.
I saw that Wu Sangui had been in high spirits since the incident, and he seemed to have become the commander of this operation, so he said angrily: "What about you, don't just say that you can't practice, right?" ”
Wu Sangui laughed: "Are the Manchurian soldiers brave? It doesn't take a moment for the old man to fight ten enemies! ”
I squinted at him and said, "It doesn't take a moment to get knocked out?" "It's like our classmate and his sister, his sister is in Yanjing, saying that she has seen Zhang Yining, and the two of them also played table tennis, and came back to brag to us: "I lost 0-3 against Zhang Yining!" "We were amazed for a while, and then I reacted: I want to fight against Zhang Yining, and I can lose 0-3!
Wu Sangui ignored my ridicule and said: "The old man helped you because he felt that you were a bit like the old man back then, 'rushing to the crown and being angry for a red face', hehe, at that time, the blood was strong, and it was a good year!" ”
Xiang Yu muttered: "'Chong Guan is angry and red-faced', that's really good. ”
Hua Mulan sighed with emotion and sighed: "If a woman marries a man like Brother Wu, she should be content in this life." ”
I'm depressed, what kind of moral standard is this? Wu Sangui has become a hero? But then again, did my hair really stand on end? Well, it may be standing up, my board is inch, and it's standing when it's okay.
Before leaving, I pointed to Baozi's bedroom and asked Wu Sangui: "Chen Yuanyuan wants to grow like her, are you still willing to lure Qing soldiers into the customs for her?" ”
Wu Sangui was stunned for a moment, and finally said after glancing at the photo of the bun again: "Seriously...... You're better than me. ”
(To be continued)