Chapter Twenty-Eight: I Call It Schadenfreude
"Mr. Bai, Mr. Bai!" A driver hurriedly ran in and woke up Bai Jie, who was sleeping.
"What time is it?" Bai Jie muttered, picked up the watch next to the pillow and looked at it, "Damn, it's only six o'clock, what's wrong with you?" Go back and sleep for me. ”
"Big deal...... It's a big deal, Mr. Bai," the driver who spoke, his tongue was a little big, and he couldn't express himself in a hurry.
"Are you a scumbag?" Bai Jie's brain, in the gradual sobering up, isn't this guy looking at the excavator and pusher?
Broken! He finally understood a little, and sat up sleepily, "Scumbag, what's the matter?" ”
"Let's dig our excavators, excavators and push machines......" The scum Bo was a little stupid, and the more nervous he was, the more speechless he became.
"Got smashed?" In an instant, Bai Jie's eyes were wide open, and all the drowsiness was gone, only the two soybean-sized eye droppings in the corners of his eyes proved that he had just woken up from his sleep.
This Deputy Village Chief Chen is really daring, and he dares to smash my equipment? Young man, young man, I don't know how to measure, hum, this account, we have to settle it!
"No, it's not...... was smashed, "There is a problem with the scum bodhisattva, the more nervous he is, the more he stutters."
", say it quickly!" Bai Jie picked up the ashtray next to the bed and smashed it hard.
It took another three minutes for the slag to explain the problem, and the two excavators and one pusher disappeared overnight.
"You're dead, huh?" At this time, Bai Jie had already dressed up and went to the ground, and when he heard this, he kicked it fiercely, "Aren't you guarding there?" ”
"I've been on the pusher all along," the scum Bo was a little wronged, "It's four o'clock, I just took a nap, and then ......"
"Then a hair," Bai Jie kicked him again, his eyes glaring at the boss, "Stupid to stay?" Let's go, take me to see it! ”
"Then I found myself sleeping on a pile of rocks, and the excavator and pusher were all gone."
"Okay, I know, let's go," Bai Jie dangled a large flashlight in his hand, the kind with four batteries, which he just bought, not only did there be no street lights in the village, but there were also many dogs, and it saved a lot of trouble with this thing.
After a while, the two came to the scene, and sure enough, three large machines were missing, not to mention ruts on the ground, and there was not even a single footprint.
"You're a dead man, huh?" Bai Jie flew up and kicked the scum bo, "Three machines, when they start, they make such a loud noise, and they can still sleep?" ”
"I sleep quite lightly," the scum Bo was a little aggrieved, "Besides, the keys are in our hands, who can drive away?" ”
Ay? Yes, hearing this, Bai Jie calmed down, without the key, who can drive these three big cars?
As for saying that it may have been pushed away by the villagers, he didn't believe it at all, these three cars all have pedestals, who can push them? Even if you want to lift the three cars in the east of the water, it is not possible to do it in two hours.
What's more, there are not so many footprints in this vicinity at all, and if you want to say that there is only one possible surname, that is, to encounter a skilled car thief.
"Let's go, take a look around," Bai Jie kicked the scum Bo in the ass again, "Maybe the car is near here, the time is so short, they can't run far." ”
"However, even if they bump into it, there will definitely be no fewer of them," Scum Bo's courage is not small, but in this wilderness, it is still strength that determines everything!
"Then, let's call the police," Bai Jie heard this, he was also a cold war, he had made a lot of money in the past two years, and he didn't want to die, "This matter, I must investigate it to the end, it's really not good, go to the old car market across the country to check, I don't believe in this evil!" ”
Half an hour later, the police came, and the case was too big for them not to take seriously.
The genius was bright, the police had already set up a cordon all around, and several young people from the technical section of the sub-bureau were busy collecting evidence and taking pictures with white gloves and cameras with serious faces.
"How? Did you find out? Bai Jie really panicked, these devices are not insured, and if they are lost, they can't pass on the losses at all.
"Are you a god for us?" The leader of the team is a second-class superintendent, and he is a little dissatisfied with this little man, you have caused us trouble in the past two days, "Isn't this being investigated?" Go to the side and don't spoil the scene! ”
"There are two hairs!" A policeman shouted happily, it's really not easy, it's a big field, and the sky is not good, it is really not an ordinary difficulty to find this kind of thing.
Seeing that the policeman was holding his hair with tweezers and carefully filling it into a plastic bag, he touched Bai Jie with his elbow and explained in a low voice, "Mr. Bai, when I woke up just now, that was where I was lying......"
So busy, the sky is bright, the village people are used to getting up early, heard that something big happened here, call friends to run to tell each other, not long after, the periphery of the scene was surrounded by a sea of people.
"Stand back, everyone, all step back," Chen Taizhong appeared, holding a toothpick in his mouth, still picking his teeth unhurriedly, "Don't hinder the police in handling the case, Boss Bai's energy is very big, be careful when the time comes, force you all to visit your relatives!" ”
That's a bit of a sinister statement.
The crowd burst into laughter, although the farmers are simple, but it is not necessarily that their brains are not enough, the existence of the three machines of Boss Bai has already cut off everyone's financial route, among the onlookers, can there be a few who have no opinion on him?
Now it's okay, Boss Bai's three cars are lost! The mood of schadenfreude is usually attributed to the consciousness of small farmers, so it is natural for the small farmers present to gloat.
"The surname is Chen, how do you talk about you?" Bai Jie was in a bad mood, and suddenly jumped in front of Chen Taizhong, grabbed him by the neck, "This thing, you did it." ”
"I can sue you for slander," Chen Taizhong pulled his hand away and dusted off his collar with a big grin, "The police don't know, you know first?" Is this that you have been ready for a long time, and you must blame me and force me to visit my relatives? ”
"But, I'm sorry, I just came back from visiting relatives, and if I go back, then I have to celebrate the New Year," Chen Taizhong said seriously, "Well, Boss Bai's kindness, then I received it, but unfortunately there are too many things in the village." ”
These few cool words that were not salty or light, almost made Bai Jie angry, and pointed at Chen Taizhong with trembling hands, "You, you ......"
"What am I? I'm gloating, don't you see? Chen Taizhong looked at him in surprise, "Fortunately, these three machines are gone, otherwise you have to ask me for three thousand nine today, I'm happy, haha......"