Chapter 11: Narcissism
Ten men, nine narcissistic.
Cheng Junjie looked in front of the mirror for a long time after taking a bath, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that he was handsome and chic, and he would run at this time.
Picking up the resume that had been prepared long ago and a large number of awards and employment certificates, Cheng Junjie walked out of the house refreshed.
At half past two in the afternoon, it was the hottest time of the day. But the human spirit is really a wonderful thing, in an excellent mood, Cheng Junjie walked all the way to the station, and he didn't feel the powerful power of the sun.
Sitting in the car, Cheng Junjie's old mistakes began to be made.
"Will I meet the boss's beautiful daughter, and then accidentally leave an impression on her during the interview, and solve various things with my ability after entering the company, and then slowly capture the heart of the boss's beautiful daughter, and the beauty will be ...... together"
Cheng Junjie was unscrupulous, and something like a stain on the file had already flown to the back of his mind. The heartless surname is definitely Zhang Fangfang's own birth.
But this mood began to fade away after Cheng Junjie got out of the car.
It's always time to face reality.
Walking upstairs to the Zhixin Building, Cheng Junjie's heart opened and fluttered, and the figure and face of the boss's beautiful daughter gradually blurred, and finally disappeared directly from his mind.
"What question will that manager ask me later?"
"What if I fail the interview again?"
"What the hell do they want me to interview? I'm not a pharmacy graduate......"
Unconsciously walked downstairs to the Belief Building, Cheng Junjie took a deep breath, did not take the elevator, but stepped on the stairs step by step to the 5th floor.
After straightening his collar, Cheng Junjie calmed down and walked in with his head held high.
Not far from the exit of the stairs, sure enough, there was a service desk, Cheng Junjie walked to the front desk without slowing down, and said to the staff behind the service desk with a smile: "Hello, I'm here for an interview, where is the HR manager's office?" ”
The front desk lady glanced at Cheng Junjie, stretched out her right hand and pointed: "Turn left in front and turn back again, and go straight to the penultimate room." ”
"Thank you." Cheng Junjie nodded lightly and walked in without squinting, but he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "It's worthy of a big company, this front desk lady, I'm afraid I can't marry home without a few million!" ”
The location of the personnel manager's office is quite obvious, Cheng Junjie did not go wrong, and found the place directly.
After knocking on the door and entering, Cheng Junjie was stunned again, he didn't expect that the so-called personnel manager would be such a young woman. On the surface, she is not at most 30 years old.
But none of this is the most critical. One of Cheng Junjie's fatal flaws is that although he likes beautiful women with good figures, if he really lets him see them, he will be so nervous that he can't speak. The inferiority complex engraved in his bones since he was a child always makes him fall into a state between stuttering and dumbness whenever he faces the best women. Cheng Junjie had almost never met such a woman before, but today, he is planted.
If the interviewer was a balding old man with a serious face, Cheng Junjie would not only not behave embarrassed, as long as he was given enough room to perform, he would even have the courage to talk in front of the company's CEO. But in the face of the fighter among the beauties, he didn't dare to raise his head in his bones.
In the final analysis, even if Cheng Junjie has special abilities, he still hasn't gotten rid of the mental state of "Xiaomin". The temperament cultivated in the past 25 years cannot change overnight.
"You...... Hello. ”
The beauty raised her hand to straighten her eyes and said lightly: "Hello, I am the assistant to the personnel manager of Muhua Pharmaceutical, our manager is on a business trip, and I will interview you today." ”
Cheng Junjie nodded, took a chair and sat down in front of the beauty, and then stood up, he was afraid that his legs would be weak.
"Did you bring your resume?"
Cheng Junjie didn't say a word, opened the bag, took out the resume, and handed it to the beauty.
When the beauty took Cheng Junjie's resume, Cheng Junjie only felt that a burst of aroma wafted from the front of his nose, and at this moment, the daughter of any president became a floating cloud.
If it is said that in Cheng Junjie's eyes, the capital required to marry the front desk lady is 3 million to 5 million, and the capital to marry Su Man is about 15 million, then to marry the deputy manager of the personnel department in front of him, it will cost at least 30 million yuan.
"Nope! How is 30 million enough! She is simply priceless! ”
Cheng Junjie was brave and looked at the beauties from bottom to top, the slender and white thighs under the work group, blocked by the table but the thin waist that should be absolutely sultry in his imagination, and then ...... God, do you dare to be a little more unfair to women? This line of business ......
The temperature in the office was very pleasant, but Cheng Junjie's forehead was sweating incessantly.
Fortunately, the beautiful woman who was carefully looking at Cheng Junjie's resume did not notice the man's straight eyes, and was staring at her upper circumference intently and inextricably.
"Just graduated this year."
"Yes."
"Specialized in Chinese medicine."
"Yes."
"I've passed level 6 in English."
"Hmm."
Cheng Junjie mechanically replied to the beauty's words, his heart beat more and more, and an evil idea suddenly popped up in his head.
"Perspective...... Perspective...... Perspective! ”
In a flash, Cheng Junjie's gaze had passed through the beauty's snow-white skin and penetrated directly into the depths of her chest.
"Alas...... No......" Cheng Junjie sighed slightly, but listened to the beauty and asked smartly, "What's wrong?" ”
"Nope! Not! Cheng Junjie withdrew his ability and hurriedly raised his head and said, "I was a little gasping when I ran up just now." ”
"Oh." The beauty didn't doubt it, her big eyes blinked, and she lowered her head and asked, "I have been the president of the student union for two years in the university and the class president for one year...... Is there any evidence? ”
"Yes! Of course! Cheng Junjie handed over the letter of appointment to the beauty of the student union.
In general, companies are absolutely too lazy to look at these things during interviews. A glimpse of the autumn is known, Muhua Company can achieve such a scale as now, and the meticulousness of its work can be seen here.
Cheng Junjie withdrew his hand and explained: "The squad leader's words, there is no proof. ”
The beauty nodded and continued to ask, "Why are you the president of the student union of the upper department in your freshman year?" ”
After being nervous for a long time, Cheng Junjie finally got into a state: "Maybe it's because he still has some expertise in organization and planning, and some official documents can also be done well." Moreover, the college student union in our school only lasts until the junior year, and there is no student union in the senior year, so as soon as the seniors in the junior year leave, I am still more suitable among the remaining people. ”
"Oh...... So you don't have any student work in your senior year. ”
"Yes, because I didn't join the party, I won't be able to take my turn in my senior year."
The beauty nodded, seeing that Cheng Junjie answered naturally and competently, he couldn't help but be interested, he smiled sweetly at Cheng Junjie, laughed at the dead nymphomaniac, and asked, "Then why is the junior no longer the president of the student union?" ”
Cheng Junjie thought for a while and said: "No matter how little power you have, it will make people confused, I think that in the period when I was the president of the student union, I became more and more annoying." No matter how small the student union is, it should be an institution that serves students, but during that time, I seemed to be a little addicted to the feeling of being a chairman, not only did not do anything for my classmates, but did activities for the sake of activities, and did ...... Very! ”
"Huh! You're really! The beauty smiled slightly, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "So you became the class president in your last year, and you want to do something practical for the classmates?" ”
"Yes." Cheng Junjie replied lightly, but an embarrassed smile appeared on his face, "But I didn't expect that the squad leader was also very bad." ”
"I see." The beautiful woman bared her neat teeth, sat up straight and said, "You are a person with a very strong sense of self-correction, but lacks your own restraint. ”
"Yes......" Cheng Junjie felt that this beauty was simply a roundworm in his stomach! No! Cheng Junjie felt that he was willing to be a roundworm in her stomach!
The beauty was fine when she leaned slightly on the boss's chair just now, but as soon as she sat up straight, Cheng Junjie really couldn't stand it.
As long as it is a man, in front of such an unfathomable career line, he will lose his mind.
Perspective ......
Cheng Junjie screamed unwillingly, but his eyes still rushed into the body of the beauty.
"Grandma's!" Cheng Junjie roared in his heart, but suddenly, his gaze stopped.
The anatomical diagram of the coronal plane of the human body is still in front of him, and for the first time in his life, Cheng Junjie is extremely sure that his diagnosis is correct!
The slightly larger left ventricle is definitely the result of compensating for the hypertrophy of the surname, and the beauty in front of her has a heart problem!
At the same time, the beautiful woman sitting in front of Cheng Junjie finally discovered Cheng Junjie's undisguised eyes.
Qin Jinxiu subconsciously covered Cheng Junjie's resume on his chest, and said sharply: "You...... What are you looking at?! ”
Cheng Junjie, who came back to his senses, realized that he was more sensitive to his position. And being so frightened by Qin Jinxiu, he brewed for a long time before he came out, and he was scattered in an instant, and the inferiority complex and nervousness in his bones all ran out.
Cheng Junjie, stammered.
"I ...... I...... I...... You...... You...... Big...... It's a bit big there...... I mean......" Cheng Junjie gestured incoherently, but Qin Jinxiu felt extremely angry when he heard it in his ears.
Where is Cheng Junjie explaining, it's just a naked flirtation!
"Get out of here!" Qin Jinxiu roared angrily and threw the pile of documents in his hand at Cheng Junjie.
Cheng Junjie hurriedly jumped up, but his mouth still kept saying, "It's big...... That one...... Chest...... No...... I mean......"
"Security! Call the police! ”
Hearing the word police, Cheng Junjie immediately panicked, and while he ran out of the door, his mind finally turned a corner.
"I mean the heart! O heart! Your heart! ”
Cheng Junjie's ambiguous "your heart" immediately attracted countless people, and a group of office staff who had been playing ambiguously all day long poked their heads out to see which guy was so bold, but when they saw that it was someone who came for an interview, they all lost interest.
Cheng Junjie ran away, and the lady at the front desk couldn't help but smile when she saw it: "Handsome guy, you are not small!" I'll come back often! ”
Cheng Junjie's face was red, and he didn't even dare to reply, so he ran towards the staircase, for fear that he would be arrested by the police and put in the police station again. Last time it was an attempted fraud, this time it's an attempted flirtation, and if you come a few more times, you'll be all kinds of attempts.
That situation is even more tragic than all kinds of accomplishments -- those who have not sinned look down on him, and those who have sinned look down on him. All kinds of people inside and outside are not people!
Cheng Junjie's figure disappeared for a long time before Qin Jinxiu closed the door of the office.
She gasped for breath, her chest rose and fell, and it was no wonder that Cheng Junjie became nervous.
It took Qin Jinxiu about a dozen minutes to calm down, and he was about to pick up Cheng Junjie's resume and throw it into the trash, but remembering that Cheng Junjie's tone before leaving was different from that of ordinary men when he made excuses, he twisted his resume and put it in his backpack.
"Tired......" Qin Jinxiu shook his head, revealing a wry smile.
If it weren't for the fact that the boss of Muhua's company has been pursuing her for the past year, I am afraid that many men in the company would try their best to beat their own ideas. What she didn't expect was that after the stinky men in the company basically stopped, there was finally an interviewer who dared to tease her.
"Disaster ......" Qin Jinxiu looked at herself in the mirror, suddenly smiled, and whispered to herself, "Alas...... This girl is so narcissistic! ”
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