Chapter 22: Liu Rili

Seeing off Aunt Meng's mother and daughter, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, no matter what, the rest are finally "my own people" now.

Xiaoqian and Su Jing seemed to be in a much better mood after staying for a while, and she successively taught Su Jing to use the room card, turn on and off the faucet, and use the water dispenser to make instant noodles...... Su Jing's coquettishness in using these things made Xiao Qian laugh, but I have to say that Su Jing is very smart, and she will soon be able to use these things proficiently.

Su Jing took the noodles that Xiao Qian soaked for her, and put the fork on the noodle bowl like Jin Chengwu, came to me and said, "Then let's set off tomorrow." ”

I clutched my head and said, "You've got to make me think about who to find first, right?" ”

Su Jing used this time to ask Xiaoqian: "What is the bus like?" ”

Xiaoqian said: "I can't say it, I've only sat once." ”

Jin Chengwu said: "It's the same surname as your ancient carriage, but it can seat many people at a time, what you and Xiaolong have to do is to find out all the people who have been in this carriage." ”

Su Jing was thoughtful.

I thought about it, there were fifty or sixty people in the car at that time, even from the moment I was struck by lightning, there were at least hundreds of people up and down, where should I go to find them? Although according to that sentence, we are equivalent to ten years of repairing the same boat, but the vast majority of people I don't even have a one-sided relationship, at that time it was so crowded, many people I didn't even see their faces, let alone find them again - classmates who have been to school together for a few years sometimes can't recognize them when they see them!

But in the face of Su Jing's calm gaze, I can only continue to pretend to meditate, don't you say it really gives me a clue, two days ago I remember that two buddies who squeezed the bus with me appeared on TV, one of them was in the advanced stage of liver cancer and suddenly changed his surname - my heart moved, could it be related to my loss of strength? If the possibility of misdiagnosis is ruled out, such a case cannot be explained by science!

As soon as I told Su Jing, Su Jing immediately said, "Find him tomorrow!" ”

I called the TV station, and someone picked up: "Life Economy Channel." ”

I said, "Two days ago you did a show where there was a ...... of advanced liver cancer."

Before I finished speaking, the other party said impatiently: "You want him to call again, right?" You wait. He paused for a moment and said, "Remember, demon three, six, three, demon five, nine, ......"

I wrote down the number and gestured at Su Jing, who was staring at the phone: "Thousands of miles of sound!" Awesome, right? "I can only regain some intellectual superiority through this childish behavior now......

Before going to sleep at night, Su Jing knocked on my door, and she said a little crampedly outside the door: "I know you don't have a subordinate, but you should always have a wooden barrel for bathing, right?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, and replied in a sullen voice: "Yes!" ”

Opening the door, I led her to the door of her room, stretched out my hand and said, "Where's your room card?" ”

"It's plugged in the room, Xiaoqian told me that the card must be plugged in."

I was speechless, so I had to go down and get the spare room card, open her door, Su Jing frowned slightly, "Can you enter my room casually?" ”

I didn't feel good and said: "In the future, I will bring the room card with me, and insert it when I enter the door!" ”

"Understood." She wasn't embarrassed.

I led her to the bathroom, pointed to the bath and said, "The wooden bucket you want, when you put the water, this side is cold water, and this side is hot water, and you can redeem it yourself, and that is a toilet, so you can press this flush after you are done." "Xiao Qian didn't teach her because she knew how to resist the wind and her body didn't stir up dust, so she didn't teach her these things.

Su Jing had a strong sense of understanding, and frowned: "You guys are actually in the same room for bathing and convenience?" ”

I'm speechless again, I thought that even if she was a sword god at this time, it should be a moment of shyness, no matter how much the heroine's surname in other books hates to appear after three chapters, there must be a "pretty face and a blush" bridge, she is good, pick and choose!

"Why don't I open another room for you, and you take a shower in this house and go to the toilet in that room?"

She was polite to me: "No, follow the local customs, if I covet comfort, I won't come to you." ”

I was once again left speechless by this woman, and I didn't bother to teach her how to play TV.

……

Lying on the bed, I felt that I hadn't slept for long when I heard Su Jing knocking on the door outside again.

I frantically said, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Su Jing said: "It's time to get up, don't we still have something to do today?" ”

I saw that it was still dark outside, and I didn't have the strength to quarrel at the moment, so I said, "Shall we release it at eight o'clock?" ”

Su Jing didn't care what time it was eight o'clock, standing at the door without the slightest sign of retreat, and said lightly: "Please also ask Mr. Sword God to think of the common people, I would like to be grateful on behalf of my daughter!" ”

I threw the lid of the teacup out and shouted, "Don't be grateful, because Lao Tzu won't get up!" ”

Su Jing said tepidly: "Mr. Sword God is self-respecting, if you don't get up again, I have to break in." ”

"You ......" I had the heart to say that you try it, but when I thought about it, this trick would work for others, but for this master, the door was no different from paper paste, I scolded and got up to open the door for her, and then rushed into the bathroom to wash.

"Thank you." Su Jing sat on the sofa and watched me go in and out, as calm as Wu Yongsheng looked more than 2,000 years ago.

After haphazardly dressing up, I stood at the door and said to her, "Let's go, Grandma!" ”

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Although I got up early, by the time I drove to the city, it was dawn, and the office workers started their busy day, the streets were noisy with the sound of traffic, but pedestrians had no time to talk, full of the rhythm of the morning.

Su Jing sat in the co-pilot, looking out the window with a quiet expression, I didn't know that she was from another world at all, I didn't show off: "It's the first time I've seen this kind of car that doesn't use horse-drawn horses, right?" "I secretly added a sentence in my heart: soil buns!

Su Jing said: "The people in your world are very strange, they have made so many strange things, but none of them have considerable strength, I have seen so many people, and they are not even at the level of a sword boy!" ”

I didn't bother to talk nonsense with her, I felt that my stomach was uncomfortably empty, so I parked my car at a breakfast stall and bought a few steamed buns and two cups of plastic soy milk, and when I got back to the car, I handed her the buns, and then gave her soy milk deliberately without giving her a straw - I see how she drank it!

"Thank you." Su Jing held the cup in front of her chest, and the index finger of her right hand "snorted" and released a sword aura, and the mouth of the soy milk cup was slashed flat by her...... When she saw me looking at her, she took a sip and said inexplicably, "Let's go." ”

I took out the straw and plunged it into the cup, took a slow sip, turned my head, and saw her staring at me silently with the cup, I showed another straw in my hand: "Are you too anxious......"

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When the car was on the road, I called the number left for me by the TV station, and after a while, a rough man's voice said, "Hey? ”

I said, "Hello, you're Brother Liu, right?" "The show said that this person's surname is Liu.

The man said: "I'm Liu Yueli, who are you looking for?" ”

I hurriedly said: "Hello Brother Liu, I'll look for you, I don't know if you have time today, let's come out to meet, or I'll go to you?" ”

Liu Yueli laughed out loud without listening to me: "You also want to ask about my liver cancer, right?" I said it on TV, just drink! Brother, listen to your voice, it won't be ...... when you're young."

"Uh, no, I just want to consult, so that we can meet?"

"If you want to come, I'll set up a stall on Rat Street, come on!"

After hanging up the phone, I shook the mobile phone in my hand vigorously at Su Jing: "Qianli Transmission, amazing, right?" ”

Su Jing said expressionlessly: "You said it once yesterday. ”

Me: "......" I found that I was more and more like Bean.

Although Mouse Street has a street word, it is actually our shopping mall, there is no famous brand, it is all things used by ordinary people, and I parked my car after arriving at the place and entered Mouse Street. Because there were not many people here in the morning, but there were many stalls, I had to ask the old lady who sold drinks at the door: "Auntie, you have a ...... named Liu Yueli."

The old lady said happily: "I know, he has become a celebrity, you keep walking in, turn right at the end, stall 115." ”

I thanked the old lady, bought two bottles of Coke with her, and led Su Jing inside......

In front of booth 115, a red-faced man was putting out clothes, shoes and socks and other goods, holding a child in his arms, with a steel wine jug in his butt pocket, I walked forward and smelled the smell of alcohol in his mouth, this guy drank early in the morning, he is the one I saw on the bus.

There was also an ordinary middle-aged woman on the stall, who was also busy working together, and when she saw someone coming, she greeted, "What do you want?" ”

I pointed at Liu Yuli and said, "That, I just called you." ”

Liu Yuli said briskly: "You know, someone in your family has cancer? ”

I don't know what to say, peeking at Su Jing, but she looked around with her hands behind her back like nothing, taking a sip of Coke. I had to say, "No, it's just curiosity." ”

Liu Yueli said a little proudly: "I've said it several times, it's just drinking, wine can cure all diseases!" ”

When his daughter-in-law heard this, she was angry and said to me with a straight face: "Do you buy anything, we are busy." ”

I looked at Su Jing, when she came, there was nothing but this dress, I pushed her in front of the woman and said, "Then you can help her pick one from the inside out." ”

When the woman heard this, she immediately burst into joy, and then she pointed at Liu Yueli and said to me half-angrily: "I used to be able to scold two sentences when I drank, but since I was on the news, my temper has grown, and I can't say it, who told him to quit drinking and who was in a hurry, saying that it would kill him." ”

Liu Yulile said hehehe: "Originally, liver cancer made me drink away, otherwise why do you say it?" ”

The woman said helplessly: "Just this virtue, there is no way, just drink some, what if it is really the credit of drinking?" Anyway, I can't tell, who let the family point to him. The woman pointed at Liu Yueli, "It's time to breastfeed the child." ”

"Got it." In Liu Yueli's other fart pocket, it turned out that he was still carrying a milk bottle, and Liu Yueli touched it with his hand, and stuffed it into the child's mouth.

The woman cried out, "Iniquity, you have a flask!" ”

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