Chapter 55: Cook by yourself
"Tianshao, don't worry, I will eat up all the leftovers!"
Right now, Yi Tian was like a starving ghost, and he solved a pack of cookies in just a few minutes. Link on the side felt pitiful, whether he hadn't eaten for a month, or if this biscuit tasted particularly good.
Time flies, a beautiful night has finally arrived, watching the two women go in and out of the kitchen, serving out plates of dishes, I have to say that Liu Muyan is still working hard.
"Okay, the dishes are ready, declare in advance, I'm just responsible for helping, these dishes are all made by Mu Yan herself, they are all her mind, and you will have to eat them clean in a while!"
Liu Muyan ran out of the kitchen happily and said with a smile: "This is a demonstration of my cooking essence, you don't have to be polite!" ”
Judging from the appearance of this dish, Yi Tian pointed to the orange shredded vegetables and said, "This is shredded carrots, I like to eat carrots the most!" ”
"It's really uncultured, this is shredded potatoes!"
As soon as I put one in my mouth, a spicy feeling suddenly spread all over my body, as if the whole person was on fire. Yi Tian's tears suddenly flowed out uncontrollably, coughing constantly, and his throat and eyes were about to smoke.
Seeing this, Lord Wang Xue hurriedly poured him a glass of water and asked, "What's wrong with you, eating some shredded potatoes is such a big reaction?" ”
"It's nothing, I choked on saliva just now, and I was in a bit of a hurry to eat!"
"Let you usually bully me, you will be punished, when you are unlucky, you will stuff your teeth when you drink water!"
Seeing the power of this super spicy shredded potato, Yi Tian began to admire Liu Muyan's technique, how she perfectly matched shredded potatoes and chili sauce into shredded carrots.
"Doesn't it taste good?"
Seeing Liu Muyan's eyes full of anticipation, Yi Tian was really embarrassed to hit her, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'll try something else!" ”
After looking around the table, he found a dish of braised beef, and Yi Tian's chopsticks immediately stretched out.
"Beef is my favorite, too!"
A large slice of meat was stuffed into his mouth, and after a small bite, Yi Tian's face suddenly turned a lot bluer. The skin of the meat was charred and only the bitter taste remained, but the meat inside was still raw, and a fishy smell spread in his mouth. Fortunately, he had carried out field missions and had eaten raw meat, so he didn't vomit on the spot.
"How about it, isn't it scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, I've been doing this for a long time!"
Facing Liu Muyan's smiling face, Yi Tian was about to cry, reluctantly swallowed, and replied: "It's really scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, admire!" ”
"Then you can taste this again, this is boiled fish, I made it secretly just now while Sister Xue'er was not in me, I learned it after just watching it once!"
Liu Muyan took a piece of fish meat in his bowl very rarely, Yi Tian glanced at it casually, and suddenly felt sick to his stomach. For the first time, he felt that sometimes it was not necessarily a good thing to be observant, such as the scales on the fish, which were perfectly hidden under the many condiments.
"Oh my God, this eldest lady doesn't even know how to peel fish scales!"
After complaining fiercely in his heart, Yi Tian raised his head helplessly and said to Link: "You can taste it too!" ”
Seeing that Yi Tian was a little hesitant, Liu Muyan was immediately dissatisfied: "Why don't you eat it, waste my kindness, if you don't eat it, I'll eat it myself!" ”
"I'll eat! I eat! ”
"Xiaotian, the temperature is not high today, why are you sweating so much on your forehead!"
Wang Xue looked carefully, and immediately noticed Yi Tian's strange appearance, if she knew that Yi Tian seemed to be stuffed with a mess of mud in her mouth at the moment, she didn't know how she would feel.
Suddenly, the mobile phone rang, it was Li Bo's number, Yi Tian immediately put down his chopsticks and walked out as if he had seen a savior.
"Hey, Brother God, I heard that you went back to Pearl City today, I'll come over and eat! You really don't know that the food at that institution is really unpalatable! What the? Miss Liu cooks herself? No, I have to come, it's only three minutes! ”
"This idiot, persuade him not to listen, he has to come to die!"
After silently praying for Li Bo in his heart, Yi Tian returned to his seat, only to find that the atmosphere was a little strange. Wang Xuezhu and Link stared straight at Yi Tian with two pairs of eyes, as if there was a bit of resentment hidden, Yi Tian was a little puzzled, and then looked at the bowl of the two......
"I'm a little thirsty, go get some water!"
"I want to go to the bathroom!"
The two fled the table one after another and ran out in a hurry, but Liu Muyan looked puzzled and asked, "What's the matter with the two of them, are you not feeling well?" ”
This kind of question, Yi Tian didn't know how to answer for a while, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed and replied: "Every month, there are always a few days that are uncomfortable!" ”
Liu Muyan glanced at him and didn't pay attention to it, this kind of joke is really not funny, and it is very vulgar. moved the chopsticks in his hand, and was about to pick up something to eat, but was suddenly stopped by Yi Tian.
"I said Miss, the guests haven't come yet, is it unruly for you to move your chopsticks!"
"Don't you just try it, with such a high-sounding reason, do you have a fever!"
There was a knock on the door, Li Bo had arrived, and Yi Tian immediately got up and tried to stop the tragedy. was pushed out before entering the door, Li Bo was very dissatisfied, and when he saw Yi Tian's cautious appearance, he couldn't help but wonder: "Hey, I haven't seen you for a few days, I said Brother Tian, why are you still playing little tricks, did you find a little lover and be caught in bed?" ”
"Phew, you're so pig-brained, you know how to think about these things! Don't come over, why don't you listen to persuasion, don't say brother, I'll hurt you if you hang up for a while! Also, remember two words, shut up! ”
Seeing Yi Tianshen's chattering appearance, Li Bo was very puzzled, although he couldn't figure out the situation, but since his brother had a request, he would do it.
"Yo, a few of you are here, I'm really embarrassed to let you wait for me alone!"
Link and Wang Xue had already sat back in their seats, and when they saw Li Bo, they suddenly felt a kind of pity at the same time. A few of them were forced to be helpless, but he was okay and sent it to the door himself.
"Li Bo, sit down and taste these dishes, I made them myself!"
"I can't see it, this eldest lady of the Liu family still has this hand, and I Li Bo is really lucky to be able to eat the dishes of the great beauty!"
Glancing at a few dishes on the table, Li Bo's chopsticks stretched out to the sweet and sour pork ribs, and said with a smile: "Brother Tian knows, I love meat the most!" ”
As soon as this rib was eaten, Li Bo's eyes suddenly straightened, and he accidentally spit it out. snatched the water cup in front of Yi Tian and drank it all, and the whole person trembled for a while.
"Is it delicious?"
Li Bo coughed twice, glanced at Yi Tian, and finally knew why this brother didn't let him come, this is much more powerful than the legendary dark cuisine, it is simply a Hongmen banquet!
It's just that Liu Muyan is here, so he has to give some face, and he can't help but give a thumbs up and praise: "Okay!" Top! Support! Sour and salty, this is definitely the most special sweet and sour pork ribs I have ever tasted, and it will never be forgotten! ”
After receiving Li Bo's praise, Liu Muyan was very excited, and said proudly: "Look, as long as you pretend to be a ghost, Li Bo says that the food I make is delicious!" Come on, try this again, egg custard! ”
Li Bo was very grateful, and was about to scoop it with a spoon, when he suddenly found a lot of eggshells, the sweat in his heart, he had never heard of egg custard with eggshells to eat.
The outstretched hand suddenly stopped in mid-air, Li Bo had an idea, and said: "Suddenly I remembered that I had eaten too much meat in the past two days, and it was a little uncomfortable, so I'd better have some vegetarian dishes!" ”
Subconsciously put a few shredded potatoes into her mouth, Wang Xuezhu couldn't stand it anymore, she had already tasted this super spicy shredded potatoes just now, and knew the power of this thing. Yi Tian had already twisted his head to the side, blocking his vision with his hands, and couldn't bear to look directly at the scene of this tragedy.
Li Bo, who was full of smiles, chewed it, his face immediately turned green, and he let out a muffled snort.
Yi Tian stood up, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Sure enough, it's a real man, I'll pour water for you!" ”
Li Bo jumped up directly from his seat, looked around, and finally found the bathroom, and ran wildly. When he came out, he was almost in tears, and he couldn't tell the truth when he looked at Yi Tian.
"Brother God, I understand, brother will listen to you for everything in the future! In particular, I know what it means to live as a sin in heaven, but I can't live if I do it myself! ”
Looking at Li Bo's very complicated facial expression, Liu Muyan couldn't guess why, and with a move of his chopsticks, he grabbed a piece of meat for himself.
"Poof, why is it so bitter, and it's raw, it's pig food!"
A mouth suddenly remembered that this seemed to be her masterpiece, and Liu Muyan immediately stopped complaining.
Although this dish is really not good, but you can't lose face by saying anything, Liu Muyan coughed lightly twice, and pretended to be calm: "This dish still owes a little heat, pay attention next time!" ”
After looking at a few meat dishes on the table for a while, the taste of raw meat just now made her lose her appetite immediately, so she turned her eyes to a vegetarian dish.
"Don't ......"
Yi Tian was just about to stop her, but Liu Muyan had already squirted out, and spicy tears flowed.
"Ahem, I misplaced something, how is this chili, not ketchup, help, I want to drink water!"
Almost pounced in front of the water dispenser, Liu Muyan drank three cups before he was relieved, and sat on the ground helplessly, feeling very embarrassed. The more I thought about it, the more sad I became, after studying for so long, I was still like a layman, Liu Muyan actually cried.
"I said Miss, we don't blame you, why are you crying?"
With red eyes open, Liu Muyan said aggrievedly: "Why do you still eat such an unpalatable thing, tell me the big deal, I'll just make it again!" ”
"Isn't it afraid that you will be sad, no matter how you say it, it is also your heart, but this meal is definitely unforgettable for me!"
Yi Tian's answer more or less made up for Liu Muyan's shortcomings, so he stopped his tears and said on a whim: "Since you are so considerate of me, I have decided to cook something for you to eat next time!" ”
When a few people heard this, they couldn't help sweating, and Yi Tian secretly said in his heart: "Miss, you still have to kill me!" ”
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