Chapter 60: The King Side by Side
I saw that it was still early, and asked the bun behind me, "Where are you going now?" ”
Baozi said, "Let's find a place to eat." ”
"Then what should they do with Brother Ke Ying?"
"Call up." Baozi said.
I called the landline at home, and it rang for a long time before someone picked it up, but I didn't speak. I knew that Liu Bang was definitely not at home, and the remaining three had not yet learned to use the phone proficiently, so I asked loudly, "Who is it?" I'm a hadron. ”
As soon as the other party heard my name, he said, "Do you guess Hungry Silk (is) with (who)?" ”
I said, "I guess you're a kezi." ”
Qin Shi Huang also knew that I was joking with him, and he laughed and said, "Sprinkle (what) four (things)? ”
"I'll invite you to dinner, you call Kezi and Brother Yu, Liu Bang's kid is also called in the mahjong parlor, you come to ......" I found out that the restaurant was not yet decided, and Baozi pinched my waist and said, "Eat hot pot." As he spoke, he pointed to the "Sichuan Red" hot pot restaurant across the road.
"Yes, the four of you come to 'Sichuan Red', just take a car, tell the driver the place, the starting price is 6 yuan, and the car price will be calculated by Kezi......" I settled carefully.
"It's good, it's good, don't (don't) be in the society (say) again, you're hungry and don't (is) hanging skin."
He's still too wordy!
The so-called Sichuan red, in fact, is to take the route of Yucheng Malatang, this has been there since I was very young, at that time Yucheng probably has not been directly under the central government, these years after several expansions and modifications, has become the city's hot pot leader, the store 16 decorative surnames of the giant wood paint is red, hanging a string of red lanterns, tables and chairs, red, walls, red, even the waiter is dressed like a small pepper, anyway, people with hemorrhoids have to hurt out as soon as they come in.
As soon as I entered, the waitress asked me in dialect, "How many gentlemen are instigating?" I told her about the seven people, and then asked her curiously, "Are your waiters really from Yucheng?" ”
Waitress: "Is that possible, a lot of people will only say a word or two." ”
"Then you must be from Yucheng, right? The dialect is so authentic. ”
The waitress said in a pure Zhao Lirong tone: "I am from Tangshan." ”
Baozi was also happy: "How many dialects do you speak?" ”
The waiter replied in Mandarin: "I came out to work at the age of 14, I didn't learn anything else, I learned all the local dialects, from Shandong dialect to Cantonese, there is nothing I can't speak." ”
I sighed, "Language genius, can you speak English?" ”
The waiter blushed: "Just over level 4 ......"
We said something for a while, first brewed 3 cups of kung fu tea and drank it, Master Li sniffled, smelling the strong smell of hot pot in the store, I asked her, "Do you have hot pot there?" ”
Master Li nodded: "The food we can eat is called antique Xun, which is the same as this principle." ”
Baozi said, "What do you say, is there a place where you haven't eaten hot pot?" ”
Master Li smiled: "Brother Jing, they shouldn't have eaten it." ”
Baozi suddenly said to me: "Qiangzi, I think fat people are big and they ......" Speaking of this referring to Master Li, "Including you, Xiao Nan, why do I always think you are weird, but I can't say what is wrong." ”
Master Li glanced at me and said with a smile: "Cousin-in-law, you and your cousin are engaged, even if you are a family, I don't have anything to give you, let's keep this as a souvenir." Saying that, she casually took out a golden hairpin from her pocket, and there was a longan-sized bead embedded in her hairpin, and she knocked it lightly on the table, and the bead rolled out, pulling out a few misty treasures, and after stopping, it was still glowing and moist, as if she couldn't stop blinking. I haven't seen this thing the day she came, probably put it away early in the morning, it's no wonder, look at the beads in the golden hairpin is not strong, she used to often walk around in the attic palace is naturally light and okay, now I have to help the bun chop a stuffing and brush a bowl or something, you can't always wear it.
Baozi grabbed the bead, his hand sank down obviously, and said happily, "Yo, it's quite heavy." As he spoke, he looked under the lamp, "Cousin, have you been fooled, why is this not as bright as glass?" ”
Master Li smiled: "Bringing the glass beads to us is indeed worth more than this." ”
When Baozi heard her say this, he thought it was really a stall, pulled out the cross from his neck and unloaded it, took a little saliva from the head of the rope and hung it on his chest with beads.
Although I don't know much, after all, I have been working in the pawnshop for so many years, and the beads are not ordinary at a glance, and they can be cherished by Master Li, the mother of the two countries, but I am afraid that it is also a priceless treasure in the Song Dynasty. Baozi thought it was just a bargain that represented his heart, so he accepted it without saying a word.
Master Li glanced at me and said meaningfully, "Cousin, I really think that villa is good. The implication was obvious, asking me to sell the beads for a house. Not to mention the small villa, this bead can be exchanged for any luxury villa in the world, but the question is do I dare to change it?
I stammered and said to the bun, "Dai Litou, it doesn't look good outside." ”
"Really?" Baozi glanced down and put the beads into his clothes. Under the great reduction of brilliance, I can see her face clearly again. I thought to myself: maybe in the future, we can let her wear it when we are hey, and it can still have an aphrodisiac effect.
Baozi knocked the cross he had taken down on the table, and said boredly, "Why haven't they come here yet, fat man and big one?" ”
At this time, I saw a taxi parked at the door, the back door opened, Liu Bang came down first, he took out a big covered phone, and looked inside while dialing, Jing Ke sat in the front, opened the car door, and waited for the driver to find money.
As soon as the phone rang, I picked it up and said directly, "I will see it when I enter the door and turn left." ”
Liu Bang hung up the phone with a sigh and beckoned the other three to come towards us, I don't know when he bought the phone.
As soon as Liu Bang saw me, he said, "Why do you want to eat out again?" ”
Master Li said: "Today we went to see the furniture, and this meal should be regarded as an official celebration of the engagement of my cousin and sister-in-law." ”
Liu Bang waved his hand: "Then I'll invite this meal." ”
I said, "Where did you get the money, yo, and you still have a small bag, do you have any bricks in it?" ”
Liu Bang smiled: "I made a little money playing cards." ”
The waiter who had just passed level 4 saw that all of us were here, and came over with the menu, I first asked for a mandarin duck pot, and then held all the way to the sea point, what mutton, fat, beef tripe, fish balls, lettuce, chrysanthemum, wheat cabbage, sweet potato wide flour, I looked at it and couldn't understand it, and said, "What else do you have besides these?" ”
"There are also stir-fried dishes, and the specialty is steamed fish head."
"Pick the biggest two."
"What kind of wine do you want?"
Jing Ke: "Hennessy ......"
I wiped my sweat and said, "Two dozen beers." "Eating with these five people, you have to be ready to be pointed out by the thousand people at any time, you can say that they live very frankly, and they are ignorant of the embarrassment caused by their actions.
When the pot was served, Qin Shihuang and Jing Ke were really curious, and Liu Bang said: "Isn't this 'fighting'?" Jing Ke picked up a piece of bright red meat, looked at this and that, and saw that no one gave an opinion, so he stuffed it into his mouth. I was stunned and didn't have time to teach him, Baozi didn't expect that he hadn't eaten hot pot, not to mention Qin Shi Huang and a few of them, they were all confused.
Jing Ke chewed a few times and nodded slightly, and when others asked him how it tasted, he was silent. Qin Shi Huang bore the brunt of it, and then Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, they all picked up the raw meat and put it in their mouths to chew and chew it. Even Master Li couldn't help but pick up a small bite piece.
They all frowned, pulled their necks and swallowed the meat, and they all hissed and said, "Raw ......" and then they all looked at Jing Ke with admiration, Jing Ke sat there expressionlessly, he saw that everyone had a look of pain, so he asked Liu Bang beside him: "You said it was raw?" Liu Bang nodded vigorously, Jing Ke lowered his head and spit the raw meat on the ground, and said, "I won't eat the raw ones." ”
Everyone was stunned, looking at each other, Baozi couldn't hold back and laughed, and I laughed too. Master Li wiped his mouth with a napel and said, "Brother Jing is too bad. Xiang Yu and Liu Bang finally found a tacit understanding at this moment, glanced at each other, and then laughed out loud. These two people both boast of being heroes in the first life, and today they were actually played by two fools together. The fat man gave Jing Ke a punch and scolded: "You hammer to cheat hungry." ”
Baozi laughed and said, "I finally know why you guys are weird - you guys are so noisy!" Then the pot was boiling, and I poured a plate of meat into it, stirring and stirring, and beckoning to them: "Now you can eat it." ”
While eating, Baozi casually pulled out the beads in his neck to show Qin Shi Huangzi, and the fat man glanced at it and said, "There are a lot of them on the hat before I was hungry." Liu Bang leaned over and looked at it, and said flatteringly: "Baozi, do you like this?" Say it early! I also have it on my hat, but I don't have it with me. ”
Qin Shi Huang took a large slice of sweet potatoes and said regretfully: "Qiangzi, you can't get to the hungry bowl (that)," Baozi opened his chopsticks and said, "It's not ripe yet." ”
Qin Shi Huang continued: "Either you (is) hungry to make you the king of Qi, I should give you and Baozi Di an engagement gift." Master Li smiled: "You can also seal it now." ”
Qin Shi Huang waved his hand and said: "Can it be done, crooked (that) strong son, you bag (don't) too small - but you can't get angry (go) hungry bowl (that)." ”
Although it is a joke, it shows that the fat man really took me as an outsider, and after the unification of the Qin Dynasty, the king was canceled, and what I was afraid of was that the kings would be in a big noise. Moreover, Qi is the farthest territory from Xianyang, that is to say, it is the easiest place to rebel, Qin Shi Huang didn't even want to give me this place, that is the greatest trust in me.
Liu Bang's eyes rolled and said: "What is the fiefdom land, I don't even dare to enter the capital without the king's order, Qiangzi, I will crown you as a side by side king, and I will be completely equal, and all the places within 100 houses (3000 li) are your jurisdiction, and you enjoy the power of tax pardon and prison break......"
I said: "Don't talk nonsense, isn't it just an invincible county order, don't come here to write empty checks to live the emperor's addiction!" ”
Liu Bang shrunk his neck and said, "Then I'll ask for ...... this meal."
"This meal was originally said that you would invite, and you will be punished for inviting us to the bar for consumption."
Liu Bang opened his purse with a sad face and looked at it, and asked, "Is 1,000 yuan enough?" "It seems that this kid really won a lot of jungle mahjong a few days ago.
Xiang Yu drank a glass of wine and said depressedly: "Xiaoqiang, your brother Yu is asking for money, no money, no land, there is really nothing to give you." "Xiang Yu hasn't been happy since he called, think about it, the world is lost, the woman would rather die of grievance, the overlord of Chu drank cup after cup, and the whole table fell into a dull mood.
Baozi looked at us with a smile and said, "You guys are very into the play, hurry up and eat, let's sing after eating, we can't be cheap Liu Ji, this kid - come, cheers!" ”
This time the ignorance of the buns saved our atmosphere, Xiang Yu swept away the gloom and raised his glass, and said loudly: "Drink." ”
Master Li joked with me, "Your Excellency King Qi, where are we going to play in a while?" ”
Before I could speak, Jing Ke suddenly said: "Reverse time......"
Baozi shouted loudly: "Okay, I've heard of this bar for a long time, we'll go there in a while!" Naturally, everyone had no opinion and nodded frequently.
I glared at Jing Ke vigorously, feeling a little tingling on my scalp.
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Note: There are different theories about the age of hot pot, and "Dou" and antique Kaoru are both classical names for hot pot
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