Chapter 608: It's all the king's widow's fault
Chapter 608
It was the king's widow who was to blame
The tug-of-war of the Blue Zone Games is in full swing, and the GA branch team, which originally thought it would be easy to win the championship, has fallen into a tug-of-war stalemate, and it is not easy to win every time. οΌ
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Originally, these units in the district were all scum with a combat strength of only five, and it can be said that they could easily win, but what is ridiculous and helpless is that the teams in these towns and villages have found some local farmers to fill up the numbers.
As we all know, the farmers work all day long, the strength is really not false at all, Sensei looks at the body is not strong, but they are all axle men, very suitable for endurance competitions, once the stalemate, their endurance and tenacity are more sufficient, these commission teams are sitting in the office of the master, the first three feet and a little formation, once the first three feet are not kicked, then it is over, which is the opponent of the people, let the family all the way through the defeat will be cleaned up.
At present, only the GA branch and the urban management bureau, which has just been renamed and listed by the City Appearance Management Bureau, are still struggling to insist. Naturally, the defeated teams despised this kind of playfulness in the towns and villages, and at the same time cheered on the two units.
Of course, some comrades did not forget to tease the two units while cheering up, and when they saw it, they could see which unit was a rogue team, and if they were all civilized people, would they have this combat effectiveness? It's all a bunch of simple-minded and well-limbed guys.
The GA bureau is competing with Shibao Town for the semi-finals ticket, fortunately, the GA bureau has Feng Chong and Na Risong, two fierce men, otherwise it would have been cleaned up.
Seeing that the situation was precarious, Jiang Feng couldn't wait to help pull it out in person, but he was embarrassed because of his identity as a leader, and his face was not anxious, and he still watched the battle with a smile.
"1, 2, 3, come on!". Lin Hongxiang shouted the trumpet vigorously, waving a small red flag to command the team to work together. The little face is sunburned pink and smooth, and the fine beads of sweat on the forehead are dotted, and the image of the young and beautiful girl jumps on the paper.
The team members are blushing one by one and pulling hard, according to the general routine, it should be a slow down to loosen the strength forward, and then pull back violently, but this trick is not good now, there has been a team used to use it, just when this is loose, people can immediately pull it back.
People's strength is always the same, and they don't play routines with you at all, so they simply drop ten times with one force.
There is a reason why this tug-of-war is so intense, first of all, this is a combination of strength and skill, which can stimulate adrenal hormone secretion, and the main reason is that Mayor Zhao likes it. Mayor Zhao likes this sport, if any one wins the championship, Mayor Zhao will want to condole, visit, maybe give the first place a medal and a certificate of honor or something. In this way, their own leaders can have a couple of sentences with Mayor Zhao, show their faces, and if they have Mayor Zhao's appetite, they may be able to soar.
The leaders want this opportunity to show their faces, but this opportunity must be fought for by the team members, so the promises made by the leaders to the team members are not bad, and they are bonuses or something, and the comrades who fight for the honor of the collective should give priority to this and get that, and the enthusiasm of everyone is really good.
The leaders of the commission office have this mind, and the leaders of other township and township offices are also thinking the same thing, and they have promised huge profits, for example, several township leaders said it when they gave lectures to the peasant uncle. Today, the big guys came to cheer for our township government, even if they did this year's peasant volunteer work and won the championship, there were also major rewards, and they went to the restaurant at night, and everyone did not have to pay the three mentions and five unifications and land tax this year, and when the upper came to sell the grain, they would send each person a bag of rice and a bag of white flour. (Cyan Kun.)
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Although there are some similarities in name and form between volunteers and later generations, the actual difference is quite large, and it is generally only available in rural areas. According to the regulations, rural volunteers are mainly used for flood control, voluntary tree planting, road construction, and school building repairs. They all work for free, without wages, and whoever doesn't do it will be fined. The origin is very easy to explain, the land belongs to the state, is contracted by the state to the peasants, the peasants plant the land given by the state, then on the basis of paying taxes and three mentions and five unifications, and then do some work for the state, this is obligatory, it is with a hint of coercion, everyone has to do it, of course, in some places it is both men and women have to work, most places are adult male talents who hold labor fields, three and a half jobs per acre of land, and one day is counted as one job.
But the farmer is busy all year round and his feet don't touch the ground, how can he have time to do this, but he can't do it, and he will be fined, so he plays a tug-of-war
The resale of grain is a product of the times, because before the abolition of the three mentions, five reunifications, and agricultural taxes in the rural areas, this tax was relatively heavy, and the peasants sacrificed relatively much because agriculture fed the industry. However, before the new century, there was no protective price for grain, and the market economy was not very developed at that time, especially in places like Songjiang, which could not be bought and sold freely at all, and were all purchased by the state grain depot.
However, the tax is still relatively large, and we can only sell as much grain as possible, and in addition to the poor harvest caused by natural disasters such as floods and droughts, the peasants' food rations are often insufficient. Of course, most of the time there is no good quality and low price, cheap and not good goods are often the phenomenon, this resale grain is mostly old grain, and occasionally there is moldy grain, but it can also fill the stomach, right? On the contrary, unless there are old and disabled people or families with serious illnesses or no male laborers, they can basically get it, and the rest of the people who are not sick want to get this food, it must be the head and face of the village, and ordinary people will not give it.
It is the abolition of tax collection, the exemption of voluntary labor, and the white flour of rice, these peasants are playing with their lives, as long as this tug-of-war competition is done well, it will be more than the income in the first half of the year.
On the contrary, for the cadres of the commissions, the tug-of-war competition is just entertainment, it is a side business in the sideline, there is no play of small mahjong to play little girls more entertaining body and mind, but what to play is not to play, simply and a group of earth cannons to play tug-of-war is not bad, and the rewards given by the district are also good, the leaders also attach great importance to the leadership is the fundamental task, naturally also very hard, at least can not grind foreign workers to be found, but compared with the farmer uncle, the enthusiasm is still a lot worse.
Seeing that the game was so fierce, Mayor Zhao also rushed over with a group of leaders to watch the game, and because the urban management bureau was closer to Zhao Weixiong's direction, he went there first.
The competition between the Urban Management Bureau and Chengguan Town is also in full swing, and when the leaders are coming, there is naturally a little brother who is the first to flatter, and Lai Lun, the deputy secretary of the party and the masses, who immediately followed, shouted happily: "Comrades, Mayor Zhao has come to visit you, and everyone welcomes Mayor Zhao's arrival with the warmest applause from the people of our Qinglan District."
There was a round of applause, but then something bad happened.
It doesn't matter if you shout, you just shout out something. Because the two teams are in a stalemate, when I see Mayor Zhao coming, it is bound to attract everyone's attention. Including the attention of many members of the tug-of-war competition of the Urban Management Bureau, they were also attracted.
The big guys are all grassroots clerks, and they have all seen big leaders like the mayor on TV and in newspapers, and they generally don't have the opportunity to see big leaders who have gone from TV to the people.
How can there be a mayor in the eyes of the peasant uncle over there, what's wrong with the mayor? What can the mayor give us, I don't dare to be the mayor yet. The mayor said that as long as he won, he would be exempted from compulsory labor, exempted from three mentions and five unifications and land tax, and returned rice and white flour. So in their eyes, the other side of the tug-of-war rope is not a person, it is all money and rice and white noodles, as long as the red silk scarf is pulled over, the money and rice and white noodles are available, just seize the opportunity of the urban management bureau team members to be distracted, they pull over as soon as they work hard, not only that, but also turn the people pulled by the absent-minded guys of the urban management bureau on their backs.
The leaders of Chengguan Town are all happy, the farmers are also cheering, and a few uncles and big brothers don't care what the occasion is, and they don't care if the leaders don't lead, they take out their cigarette bags and smoke a dry tobacco to relieve their fatigue.
The leaders and team members of the Urban Management Bureau are quite unhappy, the leaders have no chance to show their faces, but they are embarrassed, and they hate Lai Lun who screams in their hearts, but Lai Lun is the leader of the district committee, they don't dare to blow up the thorns, they can only sulk in their hearts.
The members of the urban management team are also very annoyed, Nima, the old men have always walked sideways, when did they lose such a big face, or in front of the mayor, and the bureau leaders must hate their own team members to death, and they are embarrassed to others.
They not only counted this responsibility on Lai Lun, but also on the Chengguan Town team, this group of mud legs, yard next door, a group of mud legs, pulled to death, pulled so fiercely to reincarnate.
Okay, okay, a bunch of mud legs, dare them to break ground on Tai Sui's head, wait for it, when you go into the city to sell agricultural and sideline products, Lao Tzu doesn't get your dung out, even if Lao Tzu plants it.
Mayor Zhao was also very unhappy, we just wanted to come to watch the wonderful tug-of-war, but with your shout, the victory and defeat were divided, and Lao Tzu didn't see the wonderful event at all, so it was not fun.
Seeing that the smile on the face of Mayor Zhao, who had come on the spot, was getting less and less, and then looking at the appearance of the urban management team who dared to be angry but indignant, Lai Lun also knew that he was in trouble, and he didn't know how to round the field.
Lian Chengyou, the district mayor who came with him, glared at Lai Lun fiercely, and said: "Mayor, now this is all the preliminaries, and the GA branch and Shibao Town over there have also been pulled out for a while, and it is estimated that the winners and losers will be separated immediately, and then the finals, the two teams in the finals are the best among dozens of teams, and the event will be more exciting."
On the one hand, Lian Chengyou is a round field, on the other hand, he also kindly reminded Zhao Weixiong that he has been pulling out for a while, and it is estimated that the winner will be divided immediately, you don't go, if you can't see anything when you go, you are not happy, or wait for a while after the victory and defeat are separated, and you will show your leadership style in the finals.
Of course, Zhao Weixiong heard this meaning, but there was no winner or loser for the time being, but it was a rainy day on his side, and the big children were idle, and he just shook hands with the comrades of the representative team of this victory, saying that on behalf of the municipal party committee and the municipal government, it was good to care about the comrades at the grassroots level.
But before he could care, another thing came again. A big inspiring radio rang out.
"The conference is convened, the conference is called, and the old cadres who participated in the elderly drumming and passing project are invited to check in at the check-in office, and the competition is divided into old men and womenγγγγ groups."
Because the loudspeaker is a little out of tune, some individual words in this broadcast are a little different in pitch. The uncles and brothers who smoked dry tobacco laughed when they heard it, and one of the uncles smiled quite curiously and said to his companions: "The cadres in this city are very interesting, they are more open than those staged on TV, and they also shout with loudspeakers, for fear that others will not know, they are much more powerful than our village chief, and our village chief has taken a fancy to the widow Wang, and he does not dare to shout with a loudspeaker, so he can only lead them to the sorghum field with a black rumbling bang, and the cadres in this city also shout with a loudspeaker, which is really powerful."
The companion immediately rolled his eyes and said, "What do you know, what is the village chief?" The village chief is nothing in the city, and the cadres in the district are much better than the village elders when they take out any of them, and people can look at the widow Wang's pants and wear them backwards. What do people want to sleep on? Don't you see those female cadres in this compound, the waist and the breasts are fart-stock, the clothes with the chest are about to be squeezed out, the little butts and balls are going to be thrown off the wall, and when I see the leader, I don't know which leg to stretch out first, what is the comparison between the widow Wang and others? βγ
The uncle who was talking eloquently in front of him immediately sneered at each other: "Wipe the ball, how do you know that the widow Wang's pants are worn backwards?" Have you seen it? What is the relationship between you and the widow of the king, you two have a leg? βγ
"What nonsense? Can the king's widow take a fancy to me? Do I have the right to plant land for her that I don't pay taxes? The eldest brother, who was questioned about his style of work, immediately told the story of the matter: "Isn't my family's cornfield at the entrance of the village?" That day, I went to see what the corn cob looked like, and I didn't go far when I went in, and I heard a woman calling, I thought there was a little bastard second-rate son who came to Huohuo to the old ladies of our village, this is amazing, can we do it? βγ
The uncle didn't cooperate with the eldest brother at all, but on the contrary, he said, "Why do you want to insert a kick if you don't look at it?" βγ
"Rub, look at what you said, am I that kind of person? I wondered if the old ladies in our village could not be bullied, I hurriedly ran over, and when I arrived at the place, I only saw a man lying on a woman to do that, I heard my past movements, the man's bare farts - eggs and pants were not lifted up, just ran along the bud rice field, I was just about to go up to chase, the woman on the ground hugged me, I saw that it was the widow of the king, this widow in front of the door is a lot of right and wrong, I wondered if I didn't hit the fox but caused a commotion, hurriedly let her dress, The widow put her pants on backwards in a hurry, and I saw γγγγ."
These two people put their heads together and bowed their heads to talk about the gossip of the widow Wang, and they didn't know what the situation was around, and the surrounding leading cadres and masses all looked at them in a daze.
The male leaders all felt ashamed, and the female leaders also listened to the red pouts and scolded the vulgar in their hearts, in fact, the men and women are all fake and serious on the surface, who can be more elegant than whom? .
Female subordinates drill the leadership office is elegant is the mood is love, widow Wang and the village chief drill buds and rice is vulgar, just shameless, how can the widow Wang also be a widow, not even red apricot out of the wall, at most it is a rich amateur cultural life, the village chief is also to solve the practical difficulties of women comrades, is to really think about what the masses think, anxious about what the masses are anxious about, go deep into the masses, although it is not worth advocating and large-scale promotion, but also have a certain practical significance.
Mayor Zhao was very unhappy and very glad, fortunately he didn't rush over on a whim to shake hands and condole, otherwise what to say to these two uncles and brothers, would it be possible to discuss whether the widow Wang's pants were worn backwards and backwards or inside and outside?
Mayor Zhao threw the idea of condolences into the Pacific Ocean, pretending not to hear what was being said, but his face was very displeased. Mayor Zhao didn't squeak, his own little brother obeyed his work, and the deputy secretary general of the municipal government who came with him looked at Xiao Chen and Lian Chengyou with unkind eyes, and said in a non-yin and non-yang manner: "Secretary Xiao, the head of the district, the amateur cultural life of the cadres and masses in Qinglan District is very interesting, I really have a lot of knowledge."
Xiao Chen and Lian Chengyou's faces were flushed by this sentence, and they couldn't hold their face, they were so embarrassed. Where is this, which team invited low-quality stuff? Isn't this a special disgrace in front of the leaders of the municipal party committee?
The two leaders were unhappy, and naturally there were younger brothers who obeyed their work, and Situ Fei, the director of the commission office who was responsible for the specific operation of the conference, hurriedly stepped forward and said: "This is the representative team of Chengguan Town."
"It turned out to be the team of Chengguan Town, how did Li Yiming lead the team? Darn! Nonsense". Xiao Chen was immediately furious, anyway, this Li Yiming is Lian Chengyou's person, clean up Li Yiming in front of Mayor Zhao, and while saving back the astrological signs, he also hit Lian Chengyou, isn't it not delayed to beat the rabbit with grass? .
Secretary Xiao scolded Li Yiming, and Situ Fei naturally wanted to help get Li Yiming over to be criticized, but what he didn't know was that the flames of war would soon burn him, and they were burned one after another.